The last time I got into an argument with Redditors then I received glowing feedback from rdrama such as:
@McCoxmaul calling me an idiot and giving me a Marsey award
@NotLikeOtherFoids telling me to spend less time on Reddit
I've taken on board this resoundingly positive response and managed to get into another fight, this time on /r/KitchenConfidential, the subreddit for coked-out Taco Bell line cooks who believe that the word Chef is both a formal title and is as respected as being a doctor.
The post itself, Do you think we're idiots? is a rant from a cook who responded to a customer saying "this steak is tough" by stuffing raw steaks in their pockets and going out to the dining floor to start an argument. Sensing the opportunity to rile up some Redditors I say:
The reaction is strong and visceral. OP immediately responds to prove that they don't have anger issues by writing two comments both containing imaginary situations in which they BTFO unhappy customers:
Anger issues? Let's put this into another view. Guy orders a whiskey and coke. Bartender makes a whiskey coke. Gives it to him and he's insisting that they just made him a vodka cranberry. What do you do!? You fricking put that glass right in front of.his face, show him that it's brown and that these two things make a brown drink
Replying twice with separate unhinged rants isn't really disproving my point, dude.
"Unhinged" Found the local kitchen misogynist!
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You must have come here from /r/all or your troll game is on point because you are not acting like you've ever worked in food service or customer service.
and the reportmaxxing opportunity on a ten year account:
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Lmao this moron has never worked in a kitchen gtfo
and the infallible Princeton-tier debating skills:
So a first time person walks into your place of business, demands a product that does not exist, then demands compensation for the time to travel to your place of business. Following your skewed logic, you compensate them.
Someone even went through my post history and brought up my /r/HellsKitchen argument from my previous post but I reported them and it's disappeared.
Not everyone disagrees with me though!
yeah but pretty passive agressively lmao. two cuts of beef in her pockets. that's weird behaviour
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How grotty and desperate is this chef and restaurant? If the complaint is ridiculous send them on their way. This reaction is absurd and embarrassing. What did the other diners think seeing this?
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I'm on the side of the crazy chef because frick customers and also slapping raw steaks on a table to win an argument with an idiot in the middle of the dining room is dramapilled as frick.
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This comment is ridiculous and I can't believe you would side with the chef. How dare you say that customers don't matter, they are the ones that keep the restaurant running! And as for the chef slapping the steak, that was a childish move and he should be ashamed of himself.
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why do you think chefs are the most worthless people in the world and that we should a line them up against the wall and frick their moms?
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What the frick is wrong with you? Chefs are some of the most hard-working, creative, and passionate people in the world. And you think they deserve to be lined up against a wall and fricked? You're a fricking monster.
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Honestly anyone who signs up to work for the public in a service capacity is loser and deserves to get bullied by r-slurred customers.
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Cope wagie, I want 40 olives in my martini if you want any chance of getting a tip.
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Imagine thinking anyone's going to grovel at your feet when another guy is tipping $20 just for a beer and a smile lmao
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Desperate incel scotes are the bane of the meglomaniacal service worker abuser.
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Hurry up with my drinks wagie i ain't paying you to be uppity
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I'll be uppity anyway
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Oh im sorry, no tip for you then
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Lol poor.
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It's just like the movie Chef!
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One second on the lips, one afternoon on the potty.
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speak your truth, im listening and im learning. this is a safe space to tell your lived experience. we will not silence women's voices. silence is violence.
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But what is a woman tho?
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banned and muted
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This is the only remaining way to make these people uncomfortable. Act like their trite bullshit is meaningful until the dissonance makes them rope.
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If you can convince redditors that your enemy is saying mean things based on some -ism it means you won the argument. Thus "unhinged" is of course a term just laden with sexist connotations apparently
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shame on you for using gendered insults, you should have known it was a foid by sentence alone
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I should try this trick next time I go to a steakhouse. Order a porterhouse, get a porterhouse, claim it's a ribeye despite there being a huge fricking bone down the middle.
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The frugal dramatard does some false reportmaxxing of sussy steaks to save some money
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This is just the fantasy of someone who meekly stood there, stared, said yes sir and then remade the steak.
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Like when pizza gets a pair of shoes thrown in his face for being too small
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My initial comment has too many words for a good BB score but it was obvious, low effort and has sent dozens of Redditors into a frenzy so I deserve points for that.
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I enjoyed it, king!
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Thank you for the wholesome award, kind dramanaut.
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I thought
@McCoxmaul was gone. When are you dropping a new weezer remix big guy?
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My last two interactions with him:
A few months ago he sends me 3500DC out of nowhere, I ask him why and he says "idk i like u".
Two days ago he calls me an idiot and gives me a Marsey award.
He's basically my sugar daddy.
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That song didnβt do too well but Iβm open to suggestions
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Good riddance
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keep yourself safe
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I like that they called "unhinged" a gendered insult, because it really should be in the same way "hysterical" is a gendered insult.
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Happy to see you took my advice to heart and did the right thing by ignoring me and continued on riling up redditors
anyway do you like my new guitar?
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Is that your Photoshop? Ironically Fender should release it because more people would get it right.
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It is, I'm quite a microsoft paint pro if I say so myself
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Quality content, I had quite a chuckle at the anger disproportionate to the comments.
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Snapshots:
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The last time I got into an argument with Redditors:
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/r/KitchenConfidential:
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Do you think we're idiots?:
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It sounds like you have anger issues and are forgetting rule 1 of service jobs [the customer is always right]. Maybe get help for that.:
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Go get shot in a parking lot:
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Iβm reporting your Reddit account for bullying
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Please do it, put me out of my misery.
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Service industrycels be like:
Should I
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Iβm sorry I called you an idiot
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It's OK, it was valid without context, and I should have given some.
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Lol redditors always say shit like this.
"Disagree with OP? You must be the antagonist from their story!"
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She wrote a story about putting steak in her pockets, guy
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Women are always complaining that their clothes don't have pockets.
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How did I miss this?
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Saw this earlier but was busy. knew itβd get a lot of responses.
good drama
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I've been pirating Masterclass episodes on cooking and I love it:
https://www.masterclass.com/classes/thomas-keller-teaches-cooking-techniques
I also started watching this one but she looks like shes about to croak any minute and it bothers me
https://www.masterclass.com/classes/alice-waters-teaches-the-art-of-home-cooking
Gordon Ramsey's masterclass sucked balls, it's like newbie stuff and mostly just how to cut up meat
https://www.masterclass.com/classes/gordon-ramsay-teaches-cooking
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I saw BB King live a few years before he died and I couldn't enjoy myself because I thought he was going to die right there on stage.
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Lmao he got b&
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How does one hold onto a Reddit account for a decade if they write shit like that over mild arguments that don't even involve them? Did I make him angrier than anyone else ever has?
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AEO fursecution is a relatively new phenomenon
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I have experienced this. Apparently people can go their whole lives being cucked, chucked, and utterly fricked, but as soon as you cut away their ego with your noticers, they will literally try to kill you
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its Dr. nutr. Ronald McDonalds,
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