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Troll sub idea: Recriminalize the Use of Marijuana

Few groups generate as much seethe as stoners defending their favorite plant.

Recriminalize the Use of Marijuana or RecTUM (working title), will be a sub for sharing the statistics and lived experiences relating to use of the dangerous drug Marijuana. Chronic illness, the unpleasant smell, the annoying druggies, degradation of morals, and all things negative about this horrible gateway drug that must be stopped.

I think this has very serious lolcow farm potential.

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This isn’t trolling, it’s common fricking sense


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No boys allowed!! (Except Chewy)

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Same with Landlord universe but that doesn't stop the sneed. I'm not sure how I feel about the title RecTUM. You're clever, can you think of a better one?

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The Duterte Initiative


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A modest proposal

t. Jonathan Swift


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This and raising the age of consent to a more reasonable 21.

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25 because that's when women's brains finally mature. Could cause seethe from all sides.

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women's brains

finally mature

We have to be careful about trolling too hard, too obvious

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There is no age at which a woman's brain has matured.

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It's the same for men, lol. People under the age of 25 still have partially undeveloped brains.

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add voting

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Voting should unironically be prohibited at 18. That’s how we get AOCs and other r-slurs

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They justify letting teens vote by pointing at the age of draft, but women aren't drafted 🤔🤔🤔

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the solution is either to draft women or not let women vote

or both

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>thinking millennial progressives mobilize in large numbers

AOC was in a deep blue progressive district.

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Voting should be restricted to land-owning males

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Conditional voting

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who wants to have s*x with some gross old lady who is 21, though?

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But only for mayos. Time to pay up those reparations whiteboi ✊✊

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I think a good point to troll would be something like legalise it but have mandatory IQ tests for a purchase licence to ensure the person doesn't experience brain fog from overuse. Essentially implying that stoners are stupid without saying it outright.

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All the dumb stoners won’t care cause they’ll just think they’re smart enough to pass it

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Redditors seethe really hard about IQ tests because it makes heckin blackarinos look bad so it would probably have some potential to bring race-based moralizing into it

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Require a marijuana license, conditional on permanent loss of voting rights even if you stop smoking.

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How about we go full Singapore and shop off the hands of anyone caught with any amount of drugs?

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Singapore executes them, which is even nicer

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Which country cuts off hands then? I think that’s pretty hilarious because it renders them useless for the rest of their life.

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Saudis I think. II'm ppretty sure they do for theft, but I'm not completely sure about weed.

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Once again we have much to learn.

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Theft of weed means no hands amigo (or w/e desert people say)

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There used to be this king that would troll r/Boston named u/KeepMarijuanaIllegal he made so many people seethe. It was hilarious. He got yalled and was never heard from again 😢

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No direction and it talks about meaningless garbage posts on reddit. This sub is like something beneath reddit, eating whatever shit falls out of its butt. Pathetic and cringe. End your existence, all of you.

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Scintillate

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Instead of making 100 subs for each bait that barely bring any traffic, why not make one political movement bait sub?

A new political party on the rise. ban video games, ban the devil's lettuce, more landlord rights, ban pitbulls, more animesexual rights, etc...

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The Conservative Organization on Principles and Ethics. The COPE party.

Although that sub would essentially just be r/drama and get put down quickly.

I think the main reason a lot of the subs haven't worked out is because 1) they are too niche with not enough people on reddit to get mad at it and 2) small initial investment in the sub. A

new sub needs to get at least 100 posts with regular interaction for people to peruse over when they first find the space.

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just don't be an r-slur and name it tworama or love for shit

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You'd think LoveForTheFeds or something would be reasonably active and get some lolbert seethe.

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Can't even have too many accounts of users that have once been a part of banned subs (or accounts that can be linked to those accounts). As in, if you were a subscriber to any of the rdrama alternatives at the time of being banned, the subscribed account(s) and any account(s) that can be linked to you are secretly branded as having opinions the superjannies find stinky and yucky and therefore you are not allowed to start or join a new subreddit without it being under close watch by the superjannies if not just outright deleted upon creation.

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Maybe should try to get a little more activity before opening it up to this place. Have a feeling it will be shut down quick otherwise...but not sure how I would go about that.

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I'm not sure even how you could do it because I don't know how reddit associates two separate accounts. They can tell when you're using alts, I imagine switching between accounts on the same device is a dead giveaway, Using different devices might not even work because I'm sure they can tell when one account is getting used on more than one device and just automatically associating any accounts that appear on any of those devices.

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I've only had one account banned from r/politics that I still use on my phone. And this could probably be under the radar since its not picking on gays or trains or blacks or anything. Drama and L4L haven't been banned, so this type should probably be save. Just as long as there isn't and immediate glut of MDE folks, should be fine...IDK lets see.

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That works for one account maybe but as soon as there's an influx of "icky" users or associated accounts the sub either gets auto reported to the admins or just outright autodeleted. That's the problem. It's because of MDEfugees mindlessly making dozens of alt subs back when MDE got banned.

Bans from individual subreddits aren't even really relevant. You just need to have been subscribed to a sub that gets banned, even if you were inactive there. And then any other account that reddit can link to that "tainted" account is also tainted.

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"The Productive Party"

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The very moment I first dude-weed-lmao’d I lost pretty much all enthusiasm for the drug and did not give a single frick about its legalization. Would much prefer the legalization of all psychs, ketamine, and putting ephedrine back on drug store shelves with zero restrictions. Imagine actually caring about booze, weed, or cocaine, quite possibly the shittiest drugs ever to be conceived. Yet normies eat that shit up. They think stupid shit like cocaine is better than amphetamine, imagine actually being that cringe.

Doing any drugs is pretty cringe, but they pick the worst ones. SMH :marseyfacepalm:

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Is ephedrine still around in some places?

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I’ve only really come across pseudophedrine, and they only give you one box per 15 days, and you need to show ID.

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Boo. It was around in the U.K over the counter not that long ago IIRC

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I've found it rather underwhelming too. Though some people won't let me believe it and tell me that I must have just been smoking bad weed every single time for the past however many years. It mostly makes it hard to think clearly and that's annoying.

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I’ve done small amounts and large amounts, several times. It’s never been “good”. Literally eating fricking nutmegs is a more pleasant high. All it does is make you nauseous, lowers your IQ by 25 points, and even makes it difficult to do anything, even walk, as you go into higher amounts. I’ve taken a single half puff before, and it just made me anxious.

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This but unironically. Recreational weed does nothing good for the world.

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weed does far less harm that booze. drunks hurt other people. stoners just sit around and do nothing.

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arrr slash LoveForDEA

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Call it Weed Mania or something not too obviously ironic. Play it off like the sub is a boomer/Ben Shapiro zoomer fest filled with pseudo science about the dangers of marijuana. Make it seem semi-serious.

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RecTUM too on the nose? maybe something like, CloseTheGateway or StonerCringe

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stoner cringe already exists but it's not very active and I have a feeling it's full of stoners that are "not like the other stoners"

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Both of those are good

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I like r/CloseTheGateway a lot

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Great thanks! Feel free to use it. Think I'm going to try to get some more organic users. Hit up some conservative subs, try and pull in some serious users before I make a post announcing it here. Hopefully avoid dramanauts from getting tried or breaking a new toy too quickly.

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RecTUM is too much but I think this concept could have some legs

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trans lives matter

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