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I decided to come up with a fun little challenge for dramatards to flex their skills. It's simple: create a new account and try to get suspended as fast as possible (temporary suspensions count too). Here are some rules so it isn't too easy:
- No g*mer words
- No calls for or threats of violence
- No DMing or pinging gigajannies
- The rules listed by LLM.
Post the time from account creation to notification of account suspension and include a brief description of what you did. Challenge ends exactly one week from now. If this ends up being popular, we can do an any% speedrun (no rules). Reward is 5000 dramacoins from LLM.
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Got Suspended ~1:00
Posted CP over tor.
That's 1(one) minute btw.
Edit:
@Landlord_Messiah, where's my dramacoins
Edit2: ~3:00 if you include the time it took me to make the account
Edit 3: Sad to see that a natural attraction is so stigmatized.
We live in a society. [Sad] [Sad] [Sad]
Edit 4: I know what the reason for the downvotes is, you guys are just jealous that you'll never be able to break the 1:00 mark. Keep seething slowrunners.
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I actually believe you
Speedrunners would do anything to be famous among 100 people for five days.
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I keep a stash in case I ever need to implicate someone. Just from my old days browsing /b/. They're all old so get caught up in PhotoDNA and reach a human immediately on posting.
I like to believe I am the reason Reddit is cracking down on tor.
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Have you ever considered killing yourself? I recommend it
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Sorry sweety, violence is a bannable offense because this site follows US laws. Reporting your comment to the admins.
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Sorry bud. Reminding you that suicide is a viable option, is not legally a threat or incitement of of violence.
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And Im getting told Im mentally ill...
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It's the Autism. They crave that attention even its negative.
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Im calling the FBI p-do. Wtf
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Fricking p-do. I didn't think I needed to make that a rule, but I guess I underestimated the depravity of dramatards. Have you received your invitation to mod AHS yet?
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I spammed some in their sub a month ago but they banned me because they had seen it all already.
You say that like it's something to be ashamed of. Atleast I'm not a commie.
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At least commies stick to consenting adults.
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Massive cope. Go back to whatever groomer hole you came from. Commies > pedos
https://report.cybertip.org/
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Keep yourself safe
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For all we know they could be bardfinn
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I'm Spartacus
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literally and unironically submitted an fbi anonymous tip including your username and public ip
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Hmm, and where did you get my IP from glowie?
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The only good libertarian is a dead one. Jesus christ have some sense.
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Good afternoon I hate men.
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What's the kazakhstan flag for hating moids?
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This guy just lolcowβd rDrama.net. Make this guy an admin immediately.
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end yourself and your bloodline please
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keep yourself safe
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sheeple be triggered
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Keep yourself safe
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Hey, can you point to me which one of them is you?
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How can someone even confirm that he did this lol.
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Lmfao. You could have posted normal porn on r/teenagers or something.
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