I have developed a minor obsession with /r/starbucks because it's full of people who truly hate every part of their jobs. One day I might even go into a Starbucks IRL and order a pumpkin spice latte. Here are ten things that Starbucks employees hate:
Here is a list of things that /r/starbucks employees complain about
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Gonna make sure to do all of these next time im in a starbucks
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I mean, wouldn't that be normal client behavior? I'd act the same as I always acted and they still would cry about it
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I wouldnt have paid for people before, but now i know it annoys them, i guess i can invest a few bucks in actively making a wagies day worse
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That's not coffee, that's just sweetened breakfast fat. Anyone who orders this should be shot for the benefit of the human race.
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Some people place truly disgusting orders, people post pics sometimes. Like 40 shots in one drink, basically just syrup with a single espresso sitting on top.
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I’ve heard of a tiktok trend where white women get lemonade with whipped cream on top lmao
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Sounds spicy.
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That’s just a spider but worse
Edit- looked it up, apparently burgers call a spider an ice cream float, huh
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Makes a lot more sense than spider why tf do we call it that
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No we don't. It's called a root beer float or whatever beverage you want to use.
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Sounds delicious tbh
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This is all the fault of the American, "Have It Your Way" attitude to literally everything. Why the frick does a café (of sorts) do to-order drinks? Have a menu, have no more than 10 options, and no special bullshit, done. Let the fricking landwhales bring their own brick of sugar and 40 varieties of syrup if they want.
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Coffee master race rise up.
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I was browsing /r/Starbucks the other day and couldn’t fit it into a post.
I’m
and should’ve just done this.
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It's my favourite subreddit. I got banned last week https://rdrama.net/post/97967/neurodivergent-starbucks-patron-decides-to-make
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Why is there even a subreddit about Starbucks
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Think about the kind of people employed by Starbucks and you wouldn't need to ask this question.
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Surveys suggest that 1/3rd of all Redditors work at Starbucks.
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With the exception of legos, all of those things are capable of having discussions about them at least. Even the legos sub like I guess you could post pictures of elaborate builds and I can see the appeal to that, in a way. Starbucks though? What??
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It's probably 80/20 staff to customers. Today is the annual launch of the Pumpkin Spice Latte so there's a lot of excitement from customers and fear from staff.
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I like pumpkin spice as much as the next white woman but ffs wait until October you animals
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Legos could easily be good if people had an ounce of creativity and just built cool shit. Instead it's the physical equivalent of paint-by-numbers.
Even when I was a young child, I thought building everything according to the directions was boring as frick. The whole point of making all the pieces interconnect is so you can build anything you want, not just what's on the box.
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It was nice when the kits were creative themselves, not a $60 Star Wars-themed kit full of proprietary shapes that can't be anything but a Millennium Falcon
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Yep. I remember growing up having big tote containers full of legos, and those big square/rectangular building bases that were just a flat base with the knob things on top. You could easily build towns and stuff.
Honestly that's why I preferred K'Nex though. So much more composable. I'm not sure if I ever really built it "to plan" except maybe the very first time I opened a kit.
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I liked my random bin of Erector Set parts, nothing but forced creativity for tiny autists
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/r/tacobell
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/r/costco
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end my life
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https://rdrama.net/post/88381/averageben10enjoyers-saddest-subreddit-of-the-week
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Why is there a hole about you? Hmm? Hmmm? I suppose we will never know.
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Its a prestige thing
/h/chapose
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Did you get kicked out of gordon ramsey subreddit yet?
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/r/kitchennightmares has two moderators, one hasn't been on Reddit in 9 months and the other isn't that active and doesn't have anything to do with the subreddit. You could repurpose it as a porn sub and no one would be able to stop you. I just don't go there anymore because they make me too angry with how dumb they are. It doesn't feel fair, arguing with American reality TV show fans.
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RIP my accounts
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Lmfao that rocks
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if they have to ask for a straw in the drive thru you aren't doing yer job and it's 100% yer own fault.
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The best way to screw with them is to order an iced beverage at the drive thru speaker then complain that its supposed to be hot when you get to the window, or vice versa. Bonus points if it’s a hard to make drink. Ruins their day.
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holy shit imagine thinking you deserve a tip for WORKING A DRIVE THRU
why am i still reading these threads i hate you so much right now
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I’m surprised a lack of tips isn’t a big complaint, they act so entitled to tips in other subs
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I don't think places without service to your table have really normalized tips. They just put the option on the little iPad in case you're a sucker
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They’re entitled to the tip of this peepee.
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Ugh you had to post right after I bust my last load. Wait here sweaty and Ill be back with some more coins.
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What a coincidence that these two events overlapped in that way
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Reply to my comment to get more dramacoins to goomble more
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Hiiii
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Sneed's dramafeed
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Retail rly is awful, anything involving direct interactions with customers is awful.
You realize most people really are just dumb and there's nothing you can do about it.
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You could get a real job
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I get that same feeling just reading reddit and I derive entertainment from it so how bad can it really be
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Very pleasing to see since corporations like starbucks are going to be the first in line to replace them all with automation
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I love when they get mad at tiktok. Not the stupid drinks ones, the ones where people make fun of them for complaining about doing their job.
You gotta check out the publix subreddit too. So much whining about doing their jobs.
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there’s a publix subreddit
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I used to order the London Fog there but I just learned to make it myself since it's such a ripoff.
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The baristas are "gaslighting" this dude. yeah, like they aren't just stupid and make your drink wrong then too lazy to make you another
dumb reddit hoe thinks large amounts of sugar should be illegal or something
literal neurodivergent girl gets mad when customer asks if she's slow lol
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oh god I actually just read the rest of the sugar one, literally says "as a European" yeah get rekt this winter Euro Ho
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Speaking of sugar regulations, we (Chicago) had a "sweetened beverage tax" for a short amount of time that taxed stuff with added sugars/sweeteners. There were many r-slurred facets to the tax, but one fun one was that Starbucks bribed some local pols to ensure that they were more or less explicitly exempt from the tax, because they "made your beverage" or something.
Anyways a nationwide tax on sugary drinks would unironically help reduce our spiraling obesity issue, but Americans will never go for it.
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DIE EUROSCUM (yes i consider you european get overit)
LIBERTY OR DEATH
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I was thinking more like
but that'll do pig, that'll do.
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frick their stupid names for coffee
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One Brittany Venti per favore!
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I have never went to starbucks in my life, is it good? Here people drink coffee in small cups like this
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It's bad coffee (they burn the beans because they think it makes better lattes/cappuccinos), so they've done the American thing and pivoted to just making cups of sugar.
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lol that looks like a milkshake or ice cream
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Exactly, so
think it's healthy and drink five a week.
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it says how many calories are in the drinks on the menu, and they still are ordering these shits daily.
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It's hard to feel bad for them when they do stuff like this to themselves. A new great depression or famine would help them a lot
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I mean yeah it's a coffee milkshake, does that scare you dirty euroscums?
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yeah its disgusting, no wonder you are all fat
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I need that sugar for the energy it takes to push the pedals on my rascal scooter.
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understandable
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It's bad coffee because you're a philistine who can't tell the difference between burnt beans and a rich, full-flavored brew. If you can't appreciate a good cup of coffee, you might as well just drink sugar water.
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I think we're on the same page here
@bbbb! Does this mean we're friends?
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What part of "abrasive" do you not understand?
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You never said abrasive???
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Sorry, I must have missed that memo.
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WAGIE MAKE ME MY SUGGY MILKIES COFFEE
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Just make the 2000 gram sugar caramel latte wagie
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What the frick does this mean im not reading this incomprehensible adhd spergout i feel like im losing braincels just looking at this shit
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Search the subreddit for titles that use the word "rant". They all look exactly like this. Disjointed thoughts spewed onto a keyboard, no paragraphs, lowercase letters for starts of sentences...
I would also be flabbergasted.
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My old roomate used to work for Starbucks. Thems is some catty bitches
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Here's a list of what wagies complain about:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_English_words
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best part:
they have to open 18 individual packets for each of 3 coffees. Like Starbucks somehow can't manage just measuring the coffee, or giving the packets to the customer to have them open it.
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I really wish people would stop going to starbucks so these people wouldn't have jobs. But then I might have to deal with them elsewhere
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correct opinion
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Making espresso at home is really easy, and even with a good grinder they're not that expensive compared to buying that shit.
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Snapshots:
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When customers ask for a straw:
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When customers don't know the exact terminology (and of course the staff don't clarify):
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Being misgendered by customers who get their gender wrong when they're facing away:
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Wanting to wear whatever they want:
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my favourite Those bastard scummy customers who want to... pay it forward?:
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I'm not really sure what they're complaining about because it's super long and doesn't have paragraphs:
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When customers wait for their food:
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Regular customers:
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When customers complain about unhygienic standards:
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Everyone paying for the order directly behind themselves is r-slurred and asinine. Literally only one person is doing any charity and the whole thing is performative bullshit.
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Redditor absolutely dumbfounded when told develop a personality beyond consooming fashion trends
Starbucks customers aren't people
Gotta say I'm with the wagie on the last one. That lady sounds profoundly r-slurred (and fat)
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No it's purple-violet.
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