I too am a new fag (pause) and I want to know all the lore about pizza and trappy Sarah.

That’s a MtF but the f is for ferengi

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This is spot on. So many newfags here like to invoke his name without knowing the first thing about him.

I won't try to distill his essence into a few words, but I'll tell you one true story that reveals a little about him: Pizzashill once totally destroyed DistortedLines in an 8-hour long argument on Discord about whether porn is ethical or something.

To be fair, I only checked in intermittently to confirm that they were still going.

I already listened to this because I assumed you would mention me at some point and I was very disappointed. 😡😡😡

Have you thought about making content for /r/asiangirlsforwhitemen ? You seem like you're in that headspace.

(X) Doubt

Lol welcome to /r/drama have some carbonated fruit burp water and get comfortable

Hil has been treating r/drama & Deux as her personal blog for over a year now. Foids smh.

Let’s give her all of the attention and maybe she’ll get bored

No she wont

That approach isn't working with masterlawlz

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his original acct was banned by admins for terrorist threats...JFC get it right

His original account was banned for uploading several days of child porn. You get it right.

Pizzashill is Darkwolf?

And the house of cards crumbles...

no it wasnt.

Fuck you.

Listening to that was probably the greatest moment of my life. I know someone has a recording of it somewhere, but I have no idea who or where

wait...it actually happened? i thought it was hyperbole used to characterize pizzashill

Yeah it did happen. I dont know if it was actually 8 hours, but it lasted way too fucking long

Was it through text or were they speaking to each other?

They were speaking together in a discord VC

unironically the gayest thing i have ever heard in my life

also whatever happened to DistortedLines?

Account got banned, he is a discordcel now. I am sure he has an alt somewhere

F

he went crazy

Holy shit DL could usually sperg with the best of them.

And of course that was the debate 😅😅

Don't forget that he got cucked out of his e-gf by a neet brit.

Who took which side? Is there a highlight reel?

DistortedLines is very much against porn (yet has a huge collection of Tay pics 🤔🤔🤔) and tried to defend this position against Pizza. I don't recall anything remarkable except the endurance of the two warriors.

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That reminds me am I missing anything by not joining drama*cord?

You're missing all the tranny jannies

Disc*rd and Drama are no longer allied because of a coup a while back.

A lot of the discord fags haven't posted here in over a year. They're fucking weird.

I mean a lot of the major ones got banned off reddit like mr Tayposter.

Alts are a thing unless they somehow got ip banned.

I mean yeah they probably have alts but they're basically quiet since their accounts will be banned on sight here too.

Trappy is back on there.

So is it? I wanna know if can coom and still get to heaven.

Pizzashill once totally destroyed DistortedLines in an 8-hour long argument on Discord

Is this the argument that got recorded because then I've listened to part of it.

I won't try to distill his essence into a few words

I'll fucking do it: autistic diatribe.

I’ve heard ps on VC a few times, his upward inflection is as glorious as one might think!

He loves to argue. About anything. He will take absurd positions that he doesnt actually believe in just to have more people to argue with. Theres also a rumor that he got cucked by his internet "girlfriend"

He's not like any other redditor, he's the goddamn Energizer bunny. Even when he's completely wrong about something you'll get a reply from him the next day nested 15 comments deep where he's still trying to argue about it.

He really is an exemplar of r/drama's values though. He causes an extreme amount of seething from people across the political spectrum.

I dunno, I think the character you do here is pretty good and our asian feminist vs. creepy white boomer thing is great content. I was just showing off today how I got the best wallpaper for my computer.

I see what you did there

its the eux

Because you're posting on Deuxrama which has far fewer users. And why are you pretending you're new here HardIsLife?

Why do you think its not hil. Its literally the same shtick and same writing style.

I know it's hardislife.

Oops I misread that.

If you want to be famous it’s easy. You only have to do one thing. Post them feet!

You’re more like lawlz.

Because you're cringe

He lives with his parents, government handouts are probably his next goal though. He was devastated when yang dropped out.

He's literally just waiting for like one of his rich older family members to die to continue his leeching lol

The only thing special about him is his autism

your right his pedophilia is pretty par for the course around here

He didn’t get doxxed, he uploaded the two pictures on his own (the second one for sure).

It is like a tigger redditor but I promise pizzas different. He takes it to such unbelievable new levels of autism it’s unreal.

and his soy face got doxxed?

Your dumbass got doxxed to your friends by dramatictuna pinging you and you freaked out and deleted your account.

He's a big retard sperg that gets dozens of other retarded spergs to freak out just by making an appearance in a thread.

That pretty much makes him the patron saint of r/drama

He's just a NEET with nothing better to do than argue with dummies on the internet which he does with aplomb . At first he rivaled pizzagaters, and would rail against Trump. Then at some point he reinvented himself as some kind of neoliberal slayer of foids. For a while he inherited PK's old flair. He rage quits the sub frequently, but always comes back to longpost about whatever's got his panties twisted at that particular moment. Other than his continued existence his greatest contribution to the sub was probably this pasta:

You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.

You're just boring.

I prefer this one https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/8riqc8/rholocaust_got_quarantined_admins_added_a_link_to/e0rw7cj/?context=1

That was a really good one. I hope he uses his time away to get back to his to old fighting form.

the goat oneliner

greatest contribution to the sub was probably this pasta:

Idk, the pictures he posted were great sources of comedy, especially this one which is near the top when you google his name

I really liked how he went from believing himself to be undoxable to fronting that being doxed was nbd, to then finally crumbling and deleting everything.

And then coming back soon after because he craves our attention.

He had a nice porn stache going.

There used to be a video too, but posting it gets you b& so I don't know anyone who has it.

he’s rich according to some larping he did a few days ago

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/f6i99k/any_financecels_here/fi50o5q/?context=3

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/f6i99k/any_financecels_here/fi4ynd7/?context=3

His stepdad might be. I'd bet a dollar someone claims him as a dependent on their taxes.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think he can be. He's 27 or 28 now, so unless he has a documented disability I'm pretty sure he can't be claimed as a dependent. Then again I'm not a NEET so maybe it's only mommy's health insurance that falls off at 26.

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He's a major retard who has posted a few pictures to drama including one of him tongueing p0j0m(his lover? Idk idc). He used to be really good at triggering mdetards, but lost his touch a few months back when pol_invictus raked him. he hates w0men and bl@cks. He nuked the original /u/pizzashill account because someone(I forget who, I think a dramac0rd weirdo) dug up light d0x on him. This was around the time he had posted a few pictures which caused him to freak out, nuke his account and ghost for a while. He's insufferable to argue with, not stupid but extremely online which makes him retarded. He plays wow(gay). Pretty sure he's an @theist(lol super gay). He is one of the few remaining old stock lolcows(RIP darqwolff) from pre d@ddy pre$idency era even tho he doesn't sperg much anymore

Don't forget that he was cucked by his E girlfriend and then rage quitted retard cord.

nah that pic of him tonguing a girl isnt pojom

I’m gonna be honest I haven’t wanted to ban someone so bad before I saw this post. And saw your replies if theirs a day we get to celebrate zoomers in the future it will only be from the perch of a 10 story matrix field of human embryo batteries. I hope you send your homework down to machine city don’t forget that drink water app you are what happens when art dies and chineese confucious communist mercantile totalatarian dark cloud of AI driven souless bean counting takes over the world.

u may need to lay off the fluoride bud

So in Reddit canon which one is more powerful, Pizza or PrinceKropotkin?

Can't rinse the prince.

P_K got LeftWithSharpEdge banned and had people singing about killing and eating him. Pizza is an amateur.

It depends how you approach the question. Pizza is right half the time and is actually winning arguments against tards. So in that sense he's the winner.

P_K was always wrong but kept up the fight for his retarded ideology of the world becoming yam farmers from 1800s Madagascar while he lived off student loans paid for by an economy not built on yam farming. So in terms of audacity in arguing for a supremely retarded position, P_K was more bold. Also his guide for how to argue in favor of anarchism is a classic, like how it suggests that you deflect any question about when his ideology ever worked because it never did.

I think what I'm asking is which one of them has more autism™ power? I know both of them love arguing for days about a topic and obsessed with winning. However, if the two were to argue, how long would it take to end and which one would fold first?

Prince would fold first but he would have some better burns

i wish there was some way to run this experiment 🤔

my hypothesis is that they would continue arguing until the heat death of the universe--a sort of perpetual motion machine of spergery

God i miss old /r/Drama

pizza is right half the time and actually winning arguments

Neither of these things is true.

has anyone ever in human history actually WON an argument on the internet?

Anyone who remembers the Prince threads on metaanarchism knows this isn't a competition

Noodles, the undisputed OG king of arr drama

P_K hasn't posted here in such a long time. Pizzashill would win by default.

Wow I thought u don't post here anymore hil

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WHAT THE FUCK TRIGGERS THIS STUPID FUCKING BOT GOD DMANIT

What I like about him is that he is not afraid to be contrarian. I feel like most dramanauts just don't tell their opinions, if they know the other dramanauts won't like it, many are so afraid of downvotes, and rude comments they would get, when a lot of the time the r/drama consensus opionion is pretty retarded, and they need to be called out. I mean it's a safe space for autists.

Ultimately, r/drama too is made up of circlejerking redditors, and we need mavericks like Pizza to keep our edge

Eh, you can always say your opinion, as long as the average dramatard recognizes your username he will upvote you.

ok but watch this:

HEY EVERYONE PIT BULLS ARE UNIRONICALLY GREAT DOGS, SURE THEY'RE STUPID BUT 85% OF THEM ARE BIG LOVABLE RETARDS

ALSO MOST WOMEN ARE NORMAL PEOPLE

AND IF YOUR ENTIRE CONCEPT OF MODERN WOMEN IS E-THOTS AND THE TINDER GIRLS WHO KEEP REJECTING YOU, THAT ACTUALLY SAYS MORE ABOUT YOU THAN IT DOES ABOUT FOIDS

this 🥵🥵😅😅😂😂

Hey I know your name! Nice to see a fellow r/drama regular! Updoot!!!

faggot

You're now one of 3 people I've blocked on Reddit. I don't even mind people sperging out at me, but what I do mind is just the complete lack of real arguments.

You're just boring.

A homeless oklahoman who access the internet from his mothers trailer home between opiate binges

Why do you give a shit he's garbage and a waste of biological material. He has literally done nothing worthwhile ever lmao

He diddles kids.

You were put down, etc

There's honestly not much to him, what you see is what you get. His history here is just a bunch of autistic screeds and failed arguments, and that one selfie he posted.

It's his hatred of foids that makes him special. The only other people I know that can argue for three days about stupid shit are MRAs.