Eurocel mad

The europoor is immunized against all dangers, one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, Neet, clueless communists, it all runs of him like water off a raincoat. But call him a europoor and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out.

The Burger is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a narcissist, imperialist, moron, hypocrite, psychopath, fatso, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Burger and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I've been found out.'

A europoor cannot insult a Burger. Europoor slanders are but badges of honor for a Burger opponent of the europoors.

True, but I am a Canuckcel. We know you guys better than you know yourselves.

maplenig̷g̷er

Day of the Rake soon, leaf

A LEAF? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOUR FLAG IS A FUCKING LEAF! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH HO HO HO, YOU COULD HAVE PUT ANYTHING THERE AND YOU CHOSE A FUCKING LEAF AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Top tier bantz ruined by an ifunny caption.

ifunny is alpha

It’s literally an ifunny picture caption you tard you can tell by the font

post teeth

>discord meme with ifunny watermark

Amerericans are sending their best. This is their best.

BTFO attempt with an ifunny.c 🙂 meme.

Classic burger.

He's actually from europe, so he's basically doing this for karma/bootlicking reasons.

Imagine thinking that B*ngland is part of Europe.

Not anymore it’s not. The people spoke.

Imagine thinking it isn't 🤣

Why can’t europoors meme in your opinion 🤔

They ain't got they liocense

You wot

Enjoy being financially secure when you get cancer, but dying of it anyway. We know you don't live in Switzerland.

https://i.imgur.com/xXAlZKR.png

You could have used any other meme.

Posting a Trump meme? Really?

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Lol T.rump is a banned word.

Automod is based af

have sex

Why would I go bankrupt when I could just kill myself?

We’re the baddest-assed sons of bitches that ever jogged in Reeboks. We’re three-quarters grizzly bear and two-thirds car wreck and descended from a stock market crash on our mother’s side. You take your Germany, France, and Spain, roll them all together and it wouldn’t give us room to park our cars. We’re the big boys, Jack, the original, giant, economy-sized, new and improved butt kickers of all time. When we snort coke in Houston, people lose their hats in Cap d’Antibes. And we’ve got an American Express card credit limit higher than your piss-ant metric numbers go.

You say our country’s never been invaded? You’re right, little buddy. Because I’d like to see the needle-dicked foreigners who’d have the guts to try. We drink napalm to get our hearts started in the morning. A rape and a mugging is our way of saying 'Cheerio.' Hell can’t hold our sock-hops. We walk taller, talk louder, spit further, fuck longer and buy more things than you know the names of. I’d rather be a junkie in a New York City jail than king, queen, and jack of all Europeans. We eat little countries like this for breakfast and shit them out before lunch.

Now that is what I call wholesome.

Ain't nobody read none of that shit nigga 😴

this is awful

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This is so close to being self aware enough not to be cringe so close.

Lmao look at these commenters disrespecting my man PJ

The problem is that 1) you possess a sheep mentality and are unable to think or exercise logic of your own free will, and in fact are not even capable of thought outside the societal norms you've been indoctrinated with, 2) science has not yet caught up with the subtle levels of energy of which the occult and other metaphysical phenomenon occur, and 3) even if you were capable of free thought and science were able to measure these phenomenon, you are not intelligent enough to comprehend any of it.

I mean, I could try explaining it to you. But is it worth my time? You are already of the mindset that jerking off to tranny porn is completely harmless so long as the men have makeup on. It seems their agenda has done permanent damage to your mind and you are beyond reach.

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Lmao the europoor can't even conceive of people not being a broke as they are, beyond parody.

3 at the moment but I only live in one of them, the others I rent out, ironically to some europoors. Most of my money is tied up in my businesses though.

How much in taxes do you pay each year? I pay almost nothing lmao 😏

Owns 3 houses and owns several buisnesses

Doesnt pay any taxes

Sure buddy

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Ah man i wanted to know what he said :(

I got u fam no worries

Cant wait 😍

fer what

Sorry forgot we cant say the r-slur :(

My tenants pay my taxes was the point, thats how rent works

Damn, europoors mad

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You only asked about houses tho 🤔

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I do wonder how many of them believes that Europe is a country.

76% upvoted

Americucks SEETHING

My favorite part is that this sub is owned by a Yuro-rich.

Still most of you Europoors can't even afford jeans that don't look like they were made in the 80s.

SEETHING MUTTS ITT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I live in a shitty country and I've rejected a couple of offers for jobs in Dublin and Stockholm because the insanity of your taxes doesn't make it worth it. I'd rather just visit, and wait for a REAL offer from a US city, where I'd be making at least 2 or 3 times as an engineer, even with a similar tax burden in places like NYC.

Seriously, all eurofreaks have is maybe a rich history and culture (now being obliterated by... well, you know). America still pays professionals way more, that's why everyone wants to end up there.

Lmao europoors who built the Statue of Liberty? Not you, but we, strong american man 💪🏿

Seething over burgers is implicitly accepting their superiority.

Seething over europoors means you're just jelly for their statistically better quality of life as well.

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Statistically better quality of life. Lol it’s like asking the slave master if your doing ok

I don't see how that's relevant to the seethe?

I'm not even a 🍔!

I'm pointing out that successful, handsome, confident, masculine Bongs and Europoors don't seethe over burgers.

Seething over burgers shows that you have an inferiority complex. Without an inferiority complex, you know in your heart and soul the truth, so there's nothing at all to seethe about.

Burgers always think they have good banter but it's always shit

It's because they're fat and stupid.

they're fat and stupid

epic bantz lol

Ahm going to the basebawl in ma really big truck then after that ahm gonna smoke me some ribs on ma backyard grill cuz ahm a proud freedum-lovin all-Murican man. Yeee-haw!

that's a little better. at least you caught the sarcasm, that's more than can be said about most of the other toothless yokels around here.

stanning

OUT OUT OUT

No I was just unemployed with nothing better to do lmao. Im not an alt I'm 100% me.

It seems to me you don't even have a job

Living with your parents huh?

And the test has determined that was a lie.

Most Europeans live with their parents. You probably feel very well off in comparison.

You're literally a neet living in his parents house. How do you think this would impress us?

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To quote you

You burgers have to stop leeching of others success.

Neet leach detected

the difference is I'm successful

Lol right. Your parents have to keep telling people you're still doing whichever thing you picked up then put back down 5 years ago because they're ashamed of you. But sure, you're "successful"

Wow i found the sore spot. I've also never watched 90210, i just know a lot of people who have raised failures.

Do you not know how to make friends or something?

grew up rich in Europe, never did drugs, doesn't currently have a job, is extremely sensitive about being called a failure, probably isn't European, definitely doesn't actually have money, lies on the internet for attention

You sound real cool to me

If you're wealthy in Europe and aren't doing party drugs then you're lame. This is proven by how much you're on the internet. Ps i don't do drugs because its against the Bible. Godless Europeans aren't held to this standard.

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Even a totally broke-ass American is living a life that your average Chinese could only dream of

Three. I'll refer you to my previous thoughts on landlording and scummy tenants:

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no one is going to read that my man. no one

i read it

I bought my first one without a mortgage when I was 25. Never would have happened in Europe. The US has its issues, but it's super business friendly and it's really easy to become a millionaire here.

Even the poorest American is rich in FREEDOM

Only the idiots living in NY or CA are quarantined. As my state is not run by bootlicking c*ckolds (yet) I went to the beach yesterday, I’m going to the range later, and I’m out running errands at this very moment.

Is that why you're all locked in your houses. Freedom is only for the rich

what EU country isn't enforcing a lockdown at this point

You Swedish?

Mobile homes don't really count though.

I bought my first one without a mortgage when I was 25.

(x) doubt

https://images.app.goo.gl/A17z5TPD6KZznVuQ8

obviously I do not. are you somebody

No, I was just fucking with you, but I do a lot of trading stuff around Reddit and sometimes people here even ask me questions. I did some AMAs and a few interviews, but if I actually was Reddit famous, I'd have to work on keeping myself safe.

oh i see

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Lmao great bot

r/drama subscribers are all mostly poorcels. Check the data.

We don't own shit.

Lmao speak for yourself

Man quit flexing your parents' property, that's just sad. You live with them, you don't own any of their shit until they die. Enjoy your "rich" mommy and daddy.

You admitted in a comment a ways down that your parents own all the property. You're name may be on the deed, but it's payed for in daddy's money.

4 only counting this country

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I don't even think about you at all.

Yuropoor*

hicks living away from the city

I mean yeah. Get yourself a nice five bedroom, five bath mcmansion, raise a pack of German shepherds that you see once every week, shoot your neighbors, etc.

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I love to say “tenement” in my europoor accent

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Eur*trash pretending that high population density is something they enjoy is the ultimate c*pe.

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Maybe if you'd do more than go to a shitty urban park, you'd understand there's almost anything to do in a rural area. You could take one of your (my) cars and go drive, you could even dedicate one or two vehicles for pure offroading. Parts aren't too expensive here in the states, and fuel definitely isn't an issue 😉. Go on a hike, go hunting, build a lil fort, get fucked up in the woods, or do literally anything else. If you for some reason want a lil urban comfort, drive somewhere that has it. Oh wait.

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ahem America bad.

And everyone clapped.

Ahem. Euro-poor.

And only burgers clapped.

Well yeah, they didn’t have to get a license to clap first

They didn't have to get a license to get shot either

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You seem upset, try cheering up by watching the funny fox TV show Family Man. Check out the sub /r/familyman!

It is!

It could use some work, tbh.

the link took me socksoff.com?

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They hate us cuz they anus

I'm a software developer and I make lots of money. And I'm also a communist. And you europoors are neoliberal failures who think you're so much better than anyone else. When I think of what I want American socialism to be, European socialism is literally my single worst fear. If we wind up like you, we will have failed utterly, beyond my wildest dreams. You're not better than America, you're just our dog.

If this still is the original watermark - he's a basement dwelling jobless dork, literally btw. And he spends his days either faping to anime, licking boots of failed state capitalist leaders from the past of trying to portray a socialist, while living in a fenced and secured neighborhood.

So even an yuropoor shouldn't let fucking watermark insult him.

The fact that his shit got upvoted here makes me think that this sub is lost. Maybe it's time to move to deuxrama.

Imagine having convictions.

Nah it’s that watermark has been taking his meds, so his posts are a bit less pathetic.

Strange, cause I don't remember him being a "software developer",

Anyway, it seems that he needs to take meds..like now.

Have you always been such a little bitch?

Liberalism is collapsing all around you and you cling to the ruins. Fool. I welcome the death of liberalism, death to liberalism! Death to liberalism! The collapse is inevitable, capitalism is dead, you cannot save it.

Nope I'm a software developer, I am procrastinating from working right now. I have a salary, 85k, my apartment costs 1500 a month, it's a fucking studio, I work full time and am remoting during the current apocalypse. My neighbors are literally Somali refugees.

One day the light that is Dengism will open unto you and then you will truly understand. European socialism is failed, only Marxism Leninism Maoism Dengism is the true socialism of Marx.

Also I'm in Deuxrama too lmao.

Idiot, stop pretending. You're not a socialist. You're not poor. You LARP online, suck dick of literally dead capitalist dictators and what's worse, you pretend to be of a working class, of whom you don't give jackshit about.

Your whole online existance disgusts me.

People like you should actually fear utopian worker revolution in USA more than an average 1%-er.

Also, you again claim to be a software developer, which truly must mean one of two things - either you were lying before, or that you're not the original watermark and just a troll. That "stable genius" was not a software developer.

Yeah I'm not poor that's true lmao. I am a worker by definition.

If the workers revolution winds up feeding me to madame le guillotine, I fully accept my fate. It's what I deserve.

I know that having the workers and the productive class ground into dust, as under the current system, is unsustainable and must inevitably collapse. I keep on telling people, you keep on thinking this can just go on and there clearly is not something wrong. Maybe if we just stumble forward into neoliberal rot a little further things will magically get better? This is foolishness. I support anything that brings the system collapsing to the ground as soon as possible, the longer liberalism is allowed to accrue capital, the worse the crash down to reality is going to be. Marx provided the science of socialism that predicted this, Pikketty collected the data and (entirely ignorant of Marx, he is a lib doing what libs do) provided the boring empirical data driven confirmation of Marx theory that you liberals insist on. But you still refuse to listen, let's rob the workers to feed capital, let's just accrue more capital, make less and less income chase more and more rents on every inflated capital valuations. I am literally trying to save the bourgeois, I am their greatest friend. I warn them of the truth. I can do nothing to stop the inevitable course of history, neither can you, neither can they.

Literally the entire time I've posted here I was a programmer. Lmao how did you get the impression I ever wasn't.

I have a salary, 85k, my apartment costs 1500 a month, it's a fucking studio

fucking bourgeois scum

The eastern europoor is the lowest I'd the europoor, western Europeans are clueless idiots, eastern Europeans are pathetic imperialist running dogs who don't know how to do anything besides lick a boot. The liberal system is dying and is dead and its just hilarious seeing you idiots cling to a dying system like fools.

No no we want our decadent cheap consumer goods! Drive us into dust please master! Pathetic. Lower than dogs. You disgust me, you are the lowest form of life.

He didn't specify C++

rants about socialism and judgmental Europeans

"Also I'm a software developer"

I'm shocked.

Imagine spending any effort to defend a country you had fuck all to do with 🤭

real shit

>or hicks living away from the city

listen here jack my potato launcher could shoot three times farther than yours so calm down and deal with it 😎

I'm in Europe and socialism is bushit

I'd gladly give up my healthcare if it meant getting access to the vast selection of fast food and junk food they have in the states. If I got cancer I'd just eat myself to death before the cancer eats me.

Mfw when disinfectant is a prescribed cure for corona in America

There's more difference between UK and France than between US and Mexico but burgers still talk about Europe like it's a country

Imagine if every comment about the US talked about "North America"

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I got cancer and money, suck it Europoor

Is there a single race more delusional than burgers? I doubt it

The Scottish.

What are you talking about? Scotland is totally a viable state and can defend itself on land, sea, and air without any assistance from allies.

"MY COUNTRY HAS MORE RICH PEOPLE SO ITS BETTER" screams the american as he goes bankrupt. He won't be able to pay shekelstein to "do his taxes" anymore.

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Imagine being an "Ata(((t*rk)))"-worshipper and calling other people dependent on J*ws. 🙄

S E E T H E

Lol europoors, why are they always so focused on being a poor loser in America? They genuinely don't seem able to imagine themselves as a successful American so they focus on how there are less free gibs to mooch off here, it's so pathetic.

Mooching is all the europoor is conditioned to know.

Two days later he is still seething from this exchange.

This is the type of drama we used to get and its glorious

Stop downvoting, guys, let him believe he's winning.

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Imagine thinking America invented the internet so euro peasants could logon to defend their lords.

2 or 3 more replies to the sticky will convince everyone that you are no longer seething. You're almost there!

no u mad

😴😴😴

The crowd throwing more peanuts at the performing monkey clearly means they're very angry.

got em

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Lol eurofag seething.

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hicks living away from the city

Imagine thinking this is a bad thing. Absolutely c*cked.

hicks living away from the city

This is a good thing. Surrounded by nature, lots of land to do things on, less rules, no inner city crime, no rats, cheap living...

🐶🌬🎶

This idea terrifies the average europoor because if you do that in any of the Europoor countries you'd be assaulted by various tribes of feral gypsy packs that roam around the countryside Mad Max style looking for wallets and copper wires.

The absolute state of Europoor Union is embarrassing.

Hmmmm sounds like they could use some guns.

Op is....British 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

we're not looking for any European opinions at this time, but thank you for applying. next

I wish I was earning either currency to be honest.

t. poorcel

OI NOIGEL GRAB SUM CRISPS AND COME ERE! THAT BLOKE ON THE TELLY IS GONNA DO THE SILLY WALK OH NO NO BY ME MUM HERE HE COMES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BLIMEY GOD BLESS THE QUEEN BLOODY'ELL PIP PIP OY WOT

Umm guys, why are median incomes in our most backwards states so much better than in Europe's most advanced countries? This isn't even funny anymore.

Median household income in Alabama: $48,123 (USD)

Median household income in Germany: $33,333 (USD)

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Imagine being poor lmao.

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seethe

Hello? Seethe department?

Imagine being either

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it’s ok, they will all start drinking bleach now

What or whom is this burger you speak of?

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You're poor in spirit eurofag, find god.

Leafs >> burgers and europoors

I love when europoors make fun of america while their loyal citizens give up their borders and try to move to america. Yall can come on in, it’s fine. Just form an orderly line and assimilate.

Just don’t compare those cancer survival rates between europoor nations and the new Rome.

All mayos are inferior.

Africa gang represent

das rite white boi

I'm not from Europe, I'm from Canada.

Reddit circle jerk, COMMENCE!

Dude why would I wanna live anywhere near an urban shithole? Living free rurally is absolutely great; even internet isn't an issue (now). There aren't any disadvantages to living rural, aside from paying for extra gas. And considering this is America, I don't have to worry about that either. 😁 Enjoy living with your parents and riding your bikes.

Imagine spending 50% of your paycheck to run a nanny state with sub American level healthcare quality. Then going home to your shared flat to seethe on a US run site about the US.

It never began for Eurocels

temporarily embarrassed millionaires

What does everyone seem to think they're the ones who discovered this phrase?

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Incoming burger copé.

Is this a larp, or is this europoor really seething this much?