Hiiiiii it’s your favorite user Carp! We’re currently on Login Required mode for one of a few reasons:

  1. The site is running really slowly and we think it might be miscreants up to no good, or
  2. It’s our monthly 24 hours of login-required-mode to encourage lovely lurkers to become lovely new friends of ours, or
  3. Someone clicked the toggle by mistake lol oops sorry!

But that’s all fine. Signing up is easy. It takes literally like 4 seconds if you’re slow. You don’t even need an email! Just pick a username, make up some neat new password where you replace all the e’s with 3s or whatever and bam, done, you’re in.
Remember to click “Follow” on my profile!

I love you.
xoxo carp 💋

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