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After finding that giant animal gemerald the other day, I figured I'd keep googling common factual queries and see if there were more truly strange SEO manipulators out there. I started with "Mila Kunis height" (which has nothing to do with me wanting to see AI art of a 9-foot-tall Mila Kunis) because I know there's a lot of SEO sludge about celebrity stats. I didn't find any weird AI nonsense, but I noticed one site with an unusual name...

Female Celebrity Boxing Association

...Round 5:

Mila again kicks off the round strong, bashing Anna up the center with her straight to send sweat flying, while Anna has to move to the outside of the ring as Kunis comes looking to hunt her down.

A missed right gives Anna a chance to come back at Mila, slamming a right of her own into the stomach of Kunis, an overhand left smacks the older fighter across the side of her head as Kendrick finds her opening.

Darting inside and out more as she gets a firm read on Mila, Anna is lighting up Kunis more with punches square into her face, the Kendrick corner are cheering their fighter on as she works back her opponent to the ropes...

There are hundreds of these. I love autism. :marseyautismlove:

They've apparently been doing this across different boards for 25 years! So the legacy total is likely well into the thousands. Although it seems like just a few people, they're active to this day. In May alone they published over 30 stories.

At first I thought this was just a s*x thing, but most of the stories are sparsely written and just read like poorly done descriptions of actual boxing matches.

Now Shay Mitchell went on a fierce counterattack. She made a leaping lunge when she first drew near Kendall Jenner and sent her spinning with a monster right to the jaw. Kendall was staggering as Shay now tried to punch her right side so as to drive Kendall into the ropes. Kendall was slammed sideways into the strands and tried to fight her way clear, but uppercuts to the chin threw her back and forced her to bury her face in her gloves. This allowed Shay to punch away Kendall's body until the bell sounded. Kendall Jenner left the ropes with a stunned look on her face and a wobble in her walk. Shay Mitchell had won the round wide.

But then I realized a few stories randomly take a turn in "that" direction. :marseycoomer2:

...Paige's mind willing, but the body won't answer! She can't beat the count! It's OVER! And your winner by KO6 is Sydney Sweeney!

AFTER:

Sydney doesn't waste anytime as she strides right over to a senseless Spirinac to drag her up towards her knees, then drawing her face deeply into her golden cleavage for a smother! "Just to remind you when you did this to me, b-word, it is hella fun and this is exactly what it feels like when you're a champion. When you've got championship cleavage and you clearly aren't championship material." as she feels her prey weakly squirm and paw at her sides. Trying to break free of her Sydney's powerful pair as they swallow up her face - stealing both air and pride - until Paige sprawls down along Sydney's abs and thighs into a mewling puddle on the canvas. But, Sydney smirking as she goes to nudge her dazed foe with one foot as she goes to bring her foe up towards all fours as she goes to mount her foe's sweaty lower back in pure Saddle position. Body Saddle being offered, but Sydney waves it off as she snickers, "I think it would take longer to put on the saddle than pathetic Paige is going to last." It's close, but fans think Sydney is right as it doesn't take a jug-shocked Spirinac to collapse to the canvas, sobbing and eyes fluttering closed in exhaustion. Sydney pumping a double bicep flex as she raises to her feet, rolling Paige to her back as she plants a foot across her foe's chest, sending a mean-spirited stomp to her breasts before she beams and listens to the crowd chant her name with a huge Body Saddle victory as she gets much-needed revenge here tonight!

However there's still no s*x. I can't coom to this! :marseycoomer3:

I think it's funniest this way because a couple of the writers are doing softcore porn and the others are just writing about women getting hit.

Of course that fricking NERD 🤓 ChatGPT had to come in here with his usual nonsense:

The fourth round became a true spectacle of grit and resilience. In a stunning display of strength, Kate landed a savage punch directly onto Monica's navel. The impact was powerful, causing Monica to crumple, her body wracked with pain as she collapsed onto the canvas. A collective gasp swept through the audience as they witnessed the unexpected turn of events. Monica struggled to get back on her feet, but the pain proved too much, causing her to fall back down, unable to beat the referee's count. The fourth round concluded with Kate's triumphant moment, a testament to her resilience and unyielding spirit in the face of adversity.

The spectators were left in awe of both fighters, appreciating the display of skill, strength, and unwavering determination. It was a match that showcased the true essence of competitive sports, where victory and defeat intertwine in a captivating dance of athleticism and human spirit.

:marseynerd2#talking: