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Trump: It must be because of my relationship with M.I.T., very smart, I say, what would happen if the boat sank, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery is now underwater…. Do I get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark? pic.twitter.com/zAUkDoOBD3
— Acyn (@Acyn) June 9, 2024
I went to a boat company in South Carolina, the boat…I said, “How is it?” He said “It's a problem, sir, they want us to make all electric boats.” So I said, “Let me ask you a question,” and he said “Nobody ever asked this question,” and it must because of MIT, my relationship to MIT…very smart.
He goes, “I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery. And the battery is now underwater. And there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there.” By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, did you notice that? A lot of sharks, I watched some guys justifying it today. “Well, they weren't really that angry, they bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what who she was.” These people are quite…He said, “There's no problem with sharks, they just didn't really understand a young woman swimming”. Now, I really got decimated in other people too, a lot of shark attacks. So I said, “So there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat…10 yards. Or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery. The boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?”
Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer. He said, “You know, nobody's ever asked me that question.” I said, “I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time.” I'm not getting near the shark, so we can end that, we're going to end it for boats.
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What if I like the food? You know... the actual reason to frequent a restaurant. (9)
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I hoard more money by only spending what a menu states. (8)
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I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.I can read a menu. I can Google ingredients or techniques I'm unfamiliar with. I can refill my own water. And I can walk with a plate or tray.At the high end places, sure, a server can be useful.But at your major chains like Longhorn, BWW, Olive Garden, etc? GTFOH. (7)
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Fine dining is often worthy of tipping because of the amount of information you can get from a knowledgeable wait staff that will enhance your experience. 90% of "servers" I encounter are not enhancing my experience no matter how much I engage. Most of the time they don't know what's in the dishes, how it tastes, etc etc. Worst ones are the ones who suggest the most expensive dish but can't really explain why. You are just conditioned to this because you're "weird" if you don't. In reality, y'all are just trying to emulate vain rich people behavior. It's pretty sad. (-1)
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Servers actually BELIEVE that this is not possible. They think the ONLY way to get food from the kitchen to the table is for their expensive asses to bring it. I know … they make no sense, but this is the lunacy of the “job”… they just deflect to cover their uselessness (10)
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You get a new generation of consumer tech almost every 2-3 years.
A new generation of Military tech takes about 30 years now.
We can already see that most US military tech orgs are filled with seat warmers related to politicians by this point in time.
The US military keeps improving there is no doubt about that, but the US consumer wing is improving at a far more rapid pace.
A large part of this is mega corporations that grow at a faster rate than military budgets ever could hope to.
The only reason we think US military tech is far more advanced is because there is a military technology monopoly right now. I bet any trillion dollar company could come in and eat their lunch if they were so inclined.
If mega corporations would freely participate in military weapons development the US military would likely be obsolete in 20 years time.
The Future of modern warfare will be letting mega corporations develop military tech for major world governments.
I bet apple could build a better tank than the A1 abrams within 10 years if it started now.
Lockheed Martin today is only worth 100 billion USD.
There should be a new weapons manufacturing company that should come out to replace Lockheed Martin like what Elon Musk did with SpaceX to all the other space companies.
If the US would legalize the purchase of tanks and fighter jets for the US public, it would open up multiple companies to race to build ever better products for the market.
Lockheed Martin was founded in 1995.
Boeing is even older. An ancient dinosaur that needs replacing with a more modernized competitor.
Currently the world is being run by companies that were all founded in the 1990's.
Hopefully soon these dinosaurs will be replaced by companies that were founded in the 2000's and the 2010's.
Today, of the top 10 companies from the year 2000, only 1 is still in the top 10, that is microsoft.
Of the top 10 from the 2010's, only 4 still remain.
By the 2030's, it will be fun to see only 1 remain once again, supreme over all the others.
I am betting on microsoft remaining the world's most valued company in the world by 2030.
Which company are you nerds betting on being the greatest in 2030?
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it's called reddit.com, any of you guys ever heard of this? it's just like rdrama but bigger
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After finding that giant animal gemerald the other day, I figured I'd keep googling common factual queries and see if there were more truly strange SEO manipulators out there. I started with "Mila Kunis height" (which has nothing to do with me wanting to see AI art of a 9-foot-tall Mila Kunis) because I know there's a lot of SEO sludge about celebrity stats. I didn't find any weird AI nonsense, but I noticed one site with an unusual name...
Female Celebrity Boxing Association
There are hundreds of these. I love autism.
They've apparently been doing this across different boards for 25 years! So the legacy total is likely well into the thousands. Although it seems like just a few people, they're active to this day. In May alone they published over 30 stories.
At first I thought this was just a s*x thing, but most of the stories are sparsely written and just read like poorly done descriptions of actual boxing matches.
But then I realized a few stories randomly take a turn in "that" direction.
However there's still no s*x. I can't coom to this!
I think it's funniest this way because a couple of the writers are doing softcore porn and the others are just writing about women getting hit.
Of course that fricking NERD 🤓 ChatGPT had to come in here with his usual nonsense:
How do you stuff a language model in a locker? !writecel
Sometimes it's easy to forget that I actually like the internet. I've gotta start Google dumpster diving more often.
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