Uh oh, Trump's teleprompter broke! Let's see how he's doing

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1799895088354804183

I went to a boat company in South Carolina, the boat…I said, “How is it?” He said “It's a problem, sir, they want us to make all electric boats.” So I said, “Let me ask you a question,” and he said “Nobody ever asked this question,” and it must because of MIT, my relationship to MIT…very smart.

He goes, “I say what would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery. And the battery is now underwater. And there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there.” By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, did you notice that? A lot of sharks, I watched some guys justifying it today. “Well, they weren't really that angry, they bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what who she was.” These people are quite…He said, “There's no problem with sharks, they just didn't really understand a young woman swimming”. Now, I really got decimated in other people too, a lot of shark attacks. So I said, “So there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat…10 yards. Or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery. The boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?”

Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer. He said, “You know, nobody's ever asked me that question.” I said, “I think it's a good question. I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time.” I'm not getting near the shark, so we can end that, we're going to end it for boats.

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:#marseyxd:

what a fricking election season

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Masculine version of the man/bear question

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Even the rightoids behind him who are rabid enough to show up to a Trump rally look confused by it

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Greek citizens didn't understand Plato either.

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:marseyxd: what percent of his brain is occupied by boat related neuroses

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At no point did his little pea brain question why the shark took only one bite, then fricked off, instead of actually eating the woman....

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it was a white :marseysouthernbelle5: woman, unseasoned :marseypuke:

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:#marseygigaretard:

But the electric shark is

:#marseyretardchad:

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Is he calling sharks muzzies?

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The battery represents social atomization and the boat is the economy

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Imagine picking electrocution over the shark. Just poke the shark in the eyes and itll swim away :marseyshark:

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sharks are super sensitive to electricity, it's going to frick right off as soon as the battery is in the water

(or it will go nuts and get violent, idk im not a marine biologist)

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Trump has always been obsessed with sharks. We've already known he spends absurd amounts of time thinking about hypothetical shark attack scenarios. This is why he rules :marseymegalodon:

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Fricking electric Chinese sharks (they're not sending their best electrons)


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"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river."

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If bidens teleprompter broke mid speech he would just shut down and mumble something.

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If bidens teleprompter broke mid speech he would just shut down and mumble something.

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If bidens teleprompter broke mid speech he would just shut down and mumble something.

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