https://twitter.com/Anchovy_Pizza/status/1798482797587567093

Most Based Comments

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What if I like the food? You know... the actual reason to frequent a restaurant. (9)

Then hopefully you tip and if you don't the restaurant bans you and then you can never eat that food again. (-7)

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If you can't afford to tip your server, then don't eat out. No one is forcing you and you can easily cook AND serve your own food at home. Solved your problem there bud without writing out a few paragraphs 👍 (-10)

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I hoard more money by only spending what a menu states. (8)

Yep. Poor people shit. Hope it gets better for you someday. Keep grinding, King. (-7)

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I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.I can read a menu. I can Google ingredients or techniques I'm unfamiliar with. I can refill my own water. And I can walk with a plate or tray.At the high end places, sure, a server can be useful.But at your major chains like Longhorn, BWW, Olive Garden, etc? GTFOH. (7)

No you're fricking dumb. That makes you a liability to the restaurant. You know how to use your kitchen words? You probably don't even know what that means. You will cause groomercord and chaos. Also, I highly doubt you can carry a full tray without dropping everything. I'd like to see it happen (0)

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Fine dining is often worthy of tipping because of the amount of information you can get from a knowledgeable wait staff that will enhance your experience. 90% of "servers" I encounter are not enhancing my experience no matter how much I engage. Most of the time they don't know what's in the dishes, how it tastes, etc etc. Worst ones are the ones who suggest the most expensive dish but can't really explain why. You are just conditioned to this because you're "weird" if you don't. In reality, y'all are just trying to emulate vain rich people behavior. It's pretty sad. (-1)

Where are you eating out. The restaurant is not offering fair wages first of all. Clearly you have a low opinion of the people serving you. Others justifying screaming about federal laws blah blah have never worked in a restaurant and have zero comprehension of the wage theft that ensues. It's really pathetic that you've come to scream into the void declaring your cheapness to get head pats from other entitled sociopaths.Go work at a restaurant for a year. Then come back with your bullshit. (0)

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Servers actually BELIEVE that this is not possible. They think the ONLY way to get food from the kitchen to the table is for their expensive asses to bring it. I know … they make no sense, but this is the lunacy of the “job”… they just deflect to cover their uselessness (10)

You don't have to go to a full service restaurant.This might be the cesspool of the internet, just a bunch of broke losers complaining about a few extra bucks for a tip. Eat at home, so no one needs to interact with you. Such a miserable life you must live. (-6)

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https://old.reddit.com/r/programming/comments/1dc43ap/how_a_single_chatgpt_mistake_cost_us_10000/

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!dinochads

For those of you out of the loop it recently came out a number of !leafs MPs are literally treasonous. As in they knowingly and willing conspired with foreign governments against their own.

The liberals refuses to name these people (I assume because 75%+ of them were liberal)

https://rdrama.net/post/275337/ubardfinn-decides-not-to-remove-a

I reported the finn himself as well but he's immune.

dawg this is insane, the dude broke up with his gf so they came to egg his house & after they egged and pulled off they got instant karma 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/1ycU948fjz

— FearBuck (@FearedBuck) June 9, 2024

IM SO FUCKING SICK OF HEING A WOMAN IN THE GAMING COMMUNITY! WHY THE FUCK AM I OVER HERE BAWLING MY EYES OUT AFTER GETTING CALLED EVERY SEXIST SLUR IN THE BOOK AND BEING TALKED DOWN TO BY EVERY EGOTISTICAL MALE IN THE GAMING COMMUNITY WHEN I DID NOTHING BUT SAY SOMETHING AS…

— ѕυммєя (@sxmmxrsxn) June 8, 2024

Woman diff's

/u/acentooate will delete their top comment the second someone presents a counterpoint because xhey're a coward.

it's called reddit.com, any of you guys ever heard of this? it's just like rdrama but bigger

https://www.politico.eu/article/eu-european-election-results-2024-emmanuel-macron-dissolve-parliament-france/

https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2024/jun/09/eu-europe-elections-2024-results-news-updates-live-latest?page=with%3Ablock-6665faa78f08d846f761be93

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-06-09/macron-calls-french-legislative-elections-after-eu-vote-defeat

ABSOLUTE CHUD SUPREMACY

@Joan_Wayne_Gacy is a brony

Edit: it's late stage capitalism. The one thing that they all have in common is JOOS

https://old.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/1dba22v/your_handy_guide

After finding that giant animal gemerald the other day, I figured I'd keep googling common factual queries and see if there were more truly strange SEO manipulators out there. I started with "Mila Kunis height" (which has nothing to do with me wanting to see AI art of a 9-foot-tall Mila Kunis) because I know there's a lot of SEO sludge about celebrity stats. I didn't find any weird AI nonsense, but I noticed one site with an unusual name...

Female Celebrity Boxing Association

...Round 5:

Mila again kicks off the round strong, bashing Anna up the center with her straight to send sweat flying, while Anna has to move to the outside of the ring as Kunis comes looking to hunt her down.

A missed right gives Anna a chance to come back at Mila, slamming a right of her own into the stomach of Kunis, an overhand left smacks the older fighter across the side of her head as Kendrick finds her opening.

Darting inside and out more as she gets a firm read on Mila, Anna is lighting up Kunis more with punches square into her face, the Kendrick corner are cheering their fighter on as she works back her opponent to the ropes...

There are hundreds of these. I love autism.

They've apparently been doing this across different boards for 25 years! So the legacy total is likely well into the thousands. Although it seems like just a few people, they're active to this day. In May alone they published over 30 stories.

At first I thought this was just a s*x thing, but most of the stories are sparsely written and just read like poorly done descriptions of actual boxing matches.

Now Shay Mitchell went on a fierce counterattack. She made a leaping lunge when she first drew near Kendall Jenner and sent her spinning with a monster right to the jaw. Kendall was staggering as Shay now tried to punch her right side so as to drive Kendall into the ropes. Kendall was slammed sideways into the strands and tried to fight her way clear, but uppercuts to the chin threw her back and forced her to bury her face in her gloves. This allowed Shay to punch away Kendall's body until the bell sounded. Kendall Jenner left the ropes with a stunned look on her face and a wobble in her walk. Shay Mitchell had won the round wide.

But then I realized a few stories randomly take a turn in "that" direction.

...Paige's mind willing, but the body won't answer! She can't beat the count! It's OVER! And your winner by KO6 is Sydney Sweeney!

AFTER:

Sydney doesn't waste anytime as she strides right over to a senseless Spirinac to drag her up towards her knees, then drawing her face deeply into her golden cleavage for a smother! "Just to remind you when you did this to me, b-word, it is hella fun and this is exactly what it feels like when you're a champion. When you've got championship cleavage and you clearly aren't championship material." as she feels her prey weakly squirm and paw at her sides. Trying to break free of her Sydney's powerful pair as they swallow up her face - stealing both air and pride - until Paige sprawls down along Sydney's abs and thighs into a mewling puddle on the canvas. But, Sydney smirking as she goes to nudge her dazed foe with one foot as she goes to bring her foe up towards all fours as she goes to mount her foe's sweaty lower back in pure Saddle position. Body Saddle being offered, but Sydney waves it off as she snickers, "I think it would take longer to put on the saddle than pathetic Paige is going to last." It's close, but fans think Sydney is right as it doesn't take a jug-shocked Spirinac to collapse to the canvas, sobbing and eyes fluttering closed in exhaustion. Sydney pumping a double bicep flex as she raises to her feet, rolling Paige to her back as she plants a foot across her foe's chest, sending a mean-spirited stomp to her breasts before she beams and listens to the crowd chant her name with a huge Body Saddle victory as she gets much-needed revenge here tonight!

However there's still no s*x. I can't coom to this!

I think it's funniest this way because a couple of the writers are doing softcore porn and the others are just writing about women getting hit.

Of course that fricking NERD 🤓 ChatGPT had to come in here with his usual nonsense:

The fourth round became a true spectacle of grit and resilience. In a stunning display of strength, Kate landed a savage punch directly onto Monica's navel. The impact was powerful, causing Monica to crumple, her body wracked with pain as she collapsed onto the canvas. A collective gasp swept through the audience as they witnessed the unexpected turn of events. Monica struggled to get back on her feet, but the pain proved too much, causing her to fall back down, unable to beat the referee's count. The fourth round concluded with Kate's triumphant moment, a testament to her resilience and unyielding spirit in the face of adversity.

The spectators were left in awe of both fighters, appreciating the display of skill, strength, and unwavering determination. It was a match that showcased the true essence of competitive sports, where victory and defeat intertwine in a captivating dance of athleticism and human spirit.

How do you stuff a language model in a locker? !writecel

Sometimes it's easy to forget that I actually like the internet. I've gotta start Google dumpster diving more often.

#WATCH | Police and security personnel present at the bus accident site in J&K's Reasi. DC Reasi has confirmed 10 deaths in the accident pic.twitter.com/i03PdjBi7D

— ANI (@ANI) June 9, 2024

They'll provide govt jobs to the jihadi's families. Don't worry.

>Me walking into a M neighbourhood with a Nupur Sharma t shirt and a browning

Thank you @cmshehbaz for your good wishes. https://t.co/ynBdjxHJmZ

— Narendra Modi (@narendramodi) June 10, 2024

Fricking hijra baboon.

Chutiya

Man were they always this annoying.

Katuwas and IT celliyas are only ones who are praising a Mudi tweet.

I've seen it all.