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AMA

Oh em gee it's time to announce the winner of the Bowel Movement Beauty Contest!

The voting thread was WILD with a total of 39 votes across the contest making it the MOST POPULAR Bowel Movement Beauty Contest EVER and clearly a great idea. YOURE WELCOME.

Prizes

Winner will be gifted 20kMB.

Second runner up will be gifted 10kMB

A third prize of 5KMB will be granted to who I believe had the most interesting and artistic shit. This award is entirely at my discretion.

All participants will be granted entrance to the extremely exclusive !shitheads ping group.

All participants will be granted this very ugly badge:

Winner

@Adolin113355 submitted this probably fake specimen and while I question the veracity of this Bowel Movement I do admire the sheer depravity of it. Congrats to @Adolin113355!

Second Place

Submitted by @Tevs, this shit is impressive in that it stayed in one piece considering the size! The cottage core potty adds to the vibe creating a somber and low-budget aesthetic that would make any 2014 Tumblr girlie squirm with glee! Congrats!

Most Artistic

Submitted by @soapysoapy, this is a foul mess that would not look out of place in any modern art museum. It evokes feelings that I do not have words for and I applaud @soapysoapy for remembering to timestamp! Congrats!

Thanks for voting everyone and I can't wait till the next Bowel Movement Beauty Contest!

Everyone will get their badges once I'm done laying around doing nothing and feel like it.

K bye

@MoonMetropolis

Lore: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_Ryne_Goldberg

Joshua Ryne Goldberg (born May 14, 1995) is an American internet troll,[1] convicted of attempting a bombing on the 14th anniversary of the September 11 attacks[2] while posing as an Islamic terrorist affiliated with ISIS.[3][4][5]

Goldberg had many online identities and spent virtually all of his time on the internet.[7] In addition to promoting terrorism, he made thousands of troll posts advocating for liberal feminism, neo-Nazism, and other ideologies.

Proofs: https://twitter.com/MoonMetropolis/status/1785377421241291054

Credit to @Patsy for xeeting him

Update:

In case you all were wondering, /r/drama's description of me as looking like "Post Malone if the amount of weed consumed was estrogen" no longer stands. I now bear zero resemblance to any of the pictures that exist of me. In prison, I shaved my head bald and started working out.

!oldstrags !dramatards