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Spal told me I have to post this or he'll twist my fricking head off. Also, new snappy quote that please @Aevann?? Anyway, two fricking r-slurs duke it out, enjoy !metashit <3
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BE STUCK IN THE WOODS WITH?
Continued below enyoy
TLDR: spal admits to being one of the people on duolicious or whatever that shit was called. tack says he should go on love on the spectrum. spal says he would love a tistic gf. tack says 'no r-slur, i'm calling YOU an r-slur.' spal says he will twist this guy's head off, tries to gofundme a boston trip, invites him to a brewery. tack says 'i'm not going to a straggy brewery, also can we go see the sox play?'. spal says he wants to be super famous for legal reasons. the end.
EDIT I'LL MARSIFY IT GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE FRICKING LAZY
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"We are all fundamentally good. Yes, there are some rogues and sinners, but the heart itself is good," says Pope Francis. https://t.co/MmLPBhWVU2 pic.twitter.com/7Be2GrKrdB
— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) May 19, 2024
Bro, has the Pope even met people?
Does the Pope not realize that what goodnees he sees was hard-fought-for by his own church, and only possible by the grace of Our Lord as mediated by the Holy Spirit?
Does he not know that this is the good news that the gospels are named after?
!christians discuss!
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CNN via Iranian state media
No more killing girls for you bro.
Did God do this as a birthday present for rDrama?
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Hay c*nts,
Just wanted to drop by and let you know that you get DOUBLE COINS TRIPLE COINS from votes during the birthgay event (for three days)! For people bad at math that means instead of getting 1 of something, you get 2 3! OMG.
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I tend to think soy boys don't really feel that happy and are exaggerating mild happiness in order to mask their existential misery.
Like maybe there's been a few instances of moments of pure joy where the right photographer might have lucked out and caught me doing a soy gape, but the only occasions I can think of are moments where friends/family/pets have done something spontaneously funny. Never when <latest thing=""> has been announced. And certainly never while looking directly at the camera.</latest>
But scepticism aside, here's what gets me closest to soygaping:
Coffee
I am an unashamed coffee snob. I have a >£4,000 espresso setup including a La Mazzocco Linea Mini and a Eureka Atom grinder and I totally soy out over the process of making espresso and also pour over coffee.
This is one area where I frequently lie to my wife and connive to spend money without her knowing because she wouldn't understand if she knew the true cost of this hobby.
Me inside when my coffee arrives in the post:
Volvos
I love Volvos. I love seeing other people's Volvos. I like old Volvos and new Volvos. I've got a moose sticker on my Volvo.
I am looking forward to getting the new Volvo EX30 very soon, and hoping they release some electric wagons so I can continue my Volvo wagon habit into the future.
I just can't see myself ever buying any other manufacturer. They're not the fastest or the highest end, but man are they practical and well-designed.
Me when I'm driving my Volvo and I see another Volvo or I'm watching the early reviews of the new EX90:
Manly Scents
I've got an unopened bottle of Gaultier² which is my absolute favourite.
I want to clone myself and have s*x with myself every time I sniff myself. So hot.
They've relaunched it, but it apparently doesn't smell the same as the original so I'm saving it for a special occasion. Either that or selling it to some other nerd for £400+.
Burberry London is another favourite.
Not just sprays though. Anykind of manly shower gel or beard oil, etc. Even the rare manly scented candle just gets me soying out like:
How about you? What gets you soygaping, either literally or in your mind?
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Once you know the patterns and start paying attention to how any woman in your surroundings behave, you will pretty much be unable to love them.
I hate shallow people and gen Z foids are nothing but shallow. Once the church is gone from the life of a foid they truly loose the ability for empathy. They base their behavior entirely on physical factors. It's like they lack the sentience to understand that every human being has a soul. I don't understand how any person can treat others so harshly for things they have no control over but foids prove me wrong again and again.
I've seen completely ordinary dudes who would have been easily married with 20 back in the 50s go postal because they never had a relationship with 24. What's left for these guys besides drugs to dull the anxiety of watching your best years fade away with no romantic experiences to show for it.
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'Being Dalit on a dating app. Upper caste men only want to argue over reservation, EWS'
— ThePrintIndia (@ThePrintIndia) May 16, 2024
Manisha Mondal @manishamondal25 writes in #ThePrintPoVhttps://t.co/SfHGR4JNeM
In the article the whale complains that upper caste men talk about ending reservation (40-60% govt jobs guaranteed if you're lower caste for example) and reject her.
Bruh they're rejecting her because she's OBESE not because she's a dalit. No one mentions their caste on dating apps lol. Look at her-
Probably because they saw the rest of her pictures showing her full body on insta and blocked her lol.
If she wasn't obese they would have stuck around longer at least. Even dalit moids would have rejected her.
Wonder if there will also be reservation on dating apps? Pradhan Mantri Dating Arakshan Yojana
Something tells me it wasn't her birth jati which is responsible for the lack of interest of men
The time you spent writing this article would have been spent better going for a run
It's a very common tendency to blame, when you don't have game
Seethe from Dalitus Primus himself blaming muh casteism rather than her weight for her rejection:
https://twitter.com/ambedkariteIND/status/1792461142645940495
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Here's the source image, morons whining about "inflation adjusted" despite obviously having no clue what that means
This fool is onto nothing whatsoever:
And most of those gains are going to previous generations via housing
This twerp tries to double down:
It is adjusted {and a bit more yapping here}
I specifically called those things out because CPI doesn't cover those things. "Rent equivalent", "Excluded for volatility", and rural excluded pricing.
It includes all of those things you conspiratorial goober.
Look up how CPI is calculated and I'll accept your apology as confirmation that someone learned something. You can't take inflation rates at face value.
{More yapping, walls of text}
This flop calls blue "red"
Reminder that these mooks are certain socialism will solve all their problems and they're economic geniuses. Legitimately zero argument against locking them in gimp suits and milking them for stem cells btw.
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