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Avery, 26, Austin, TX 
Career:
44k at some car company "building cars"
- paid hourly, thinks it's fairly stable 40 hours a week - 10 hours a day 4 days a week, sometimes 11 or 12
Personal Life:
Wasn't her first choice to move to Austin, she moved here because her friend already works at the car company
800ish rent
Most of this section got lumped into financials
Financials:
Checking Account
- Overdrafts
"I live above my means"
Credit Card 1 ($369) timestamp
Paid $45 on it
Made $116 in purchases
$10 in interest added
She tries to explain why she hasn't paid if off - she divides her payments between her paychecks???
- Mentions at least 5 other credit cards
- Mentions at least 5 other credit cards
Credit Card 2 ($450) timestamp
Disney Rewards Card
Minimum payment $40
because she used to go to Disney but hasn't for a very long time
Sally Beauty $50 purchase "on a whim"
Also some eating out
Credit Card 3 (2051) timestamp
$73 minimum payment
$53 interest charged
$30 in new purchases
"I needed an outfit for a concert"
Actually she went to Taco Bell and a Boba Tea place
"I'm still making my payments, that's all that matters"
Mentions that she will be going to see a couple more concerts. 21 Pilots and a band whose name I can't make out
Claims the food purchases are justified
Some weird explanation about how she couldn't use her card to get a protein bar and water so she went to get taco bell instead? (I assume she means the vendor didn't have a card reader?)
Credit Card 4 ($492) (Walmart) timestamp
28 minimum monthly payment
No new purchases on this one?
She usually uses it but didn't this time?
Credit Card 5 ($5'004) (Discover) timestamp
She bought a computer on there?
Minimum payment $125
Interest $104
She doesn't really understand how interest works and has been trying to pay slightly more than minimum on all her debts? timestamp
Credit Card 6 ($136) (Hot Topic) timestamp
There's a $3 fee on it? "What do you mean fee"
$30 minimum monthly payment
Student Loans timestamp
Something about her mother taking out student loans too on her behalf and she's paying for those as well? I didn't really understand this one
her mom's loan is on deferment but she's still paying it while on deferment (she really doesn't understand how interest rates work)
Later clarified that her mother used her brother's credit to take these loans out? He knew and approved it
Some talk about family situation, nothing super interesting she mentions that she likes to give expensive gifts, sees that as a need not a want
Didn't catch how much she's paying off for the mother but she herself has $5'162
- Was paying it off while in school - went to school for theater, got degree
Going to go back to school for "advanced manufacturing" - her job is covering it? Community college (ACC)
Caleb stimming timestamp
"So what do you do when you are low on money on your checking account but only have your credit card to survive?"
timestampCar (Toyota Camry) (31'972 balance) timestamp
$650 monthly payment
Storytime - weird ex-boyfriend story
Purchased March 2023
6 year agreement
She thinks a 9% interest
Scratched on the side, damage to the windshield
- Heat damage on the windshield? Apparently you want to roll windows down when it's very hot?
valued at maybe 21'000
Income 3617 timestamp
- "I've never really checked my finances to be honest with you"
Checking Account timestamp
Highlights a nintendo charge, some eating out, google play, playstation network
5 overdraft charges in a row
She Klarna'd some tickets and a $100 Back to The Future Lego set
Other people borrow money from her??? timestamp
Her mother borrows money from her sometimes about $100? Not every month? Just rarely???
She overdrafts
"That's only once"
- "No"
Funny drama confrontation about her future in society timestamp
Confrontation over phone finances timestamp
Finances Pie Chart timestamp
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“You'll be alright. Just stop squirming honey, lay still,” Orpah said.
Samson lay on his back on the hot rocks beside the rugged rock path of Sonder Mountain. The sun was flaming intensely, laying a blanket of heavy heat over them. His leg was bent awkwardly, unnaturally, so much so that a lick of the white of his bone could be seen through his shin.
“Calm down honey,” Orpah soothed him, leaning the water flask into his mouth.
The yelling had stopped. Samson had screamed and yelled in pain until his vocal cords were bloody. It was obvious that there was no one else on the path, and with nighttime fast approaching, unlikely it was that the situation would flip. Orpah took off her top, leaving her in just her skimpy white vest, before soaking it in water and laying it over Samson's forehead. The sky was a deep shade of orange. It would have been quite beautiful to look at if the situation was different, less dire perhaps. Orpah knew she would be able to find help at the bottom of Sonder Mountain. But that was easily a three-hour hike, and with night looming over them, she couldn't risk leaving Samson at the mercy of the coyotes. Not while his leg dripped blood and he dipped in out of consciousness, driven hysterical from pain. So she remained at his side, lovingly combing her fingers through his long hair as she tended to his needs.
“They'll notice we aren't there at dinner and come out looking for us. I'll start a small fire to make us a tad more visible,” Orpah said.
Samson gritted some form of acknowledgment through his gritted teeth. His face was almost as pale as his knuckles. Pain like this, it was nothing he ever felt before. It had him contemplating death, wondering whether a life with this amount of agony was one worth cherishing, worth fighting for. Was death not void of all such suffering? But he held on to life, if only for Orpah and her beautiful face, the love she evoked within him, and the tenderness of her touch.
“Go… find… help,” Samson managed to utter without opening his jaw.
Orpah looked up at him.
“Light the fire… and go find help… it'll keep the… coyotes away,” Samson explained.
“Are you sure?” Orpah asked.
Samson nodded. His leg had gone numb from the pain. The feeling of being stabbed over and over again was so consistent it had become a non-factor, like when noise is so ceaseless it becomes soothing or when you wear your glasses for so long you forget they're on. The first few stars twinkled in the sky which was slowly turning from orange to black. Orpah reached into her backpack and pulled out a box of long matchsticks. The trail was mostly stones and sand, but Orpah managed to gather enough sticks to start a sizeable flame. She cordoned it off with a few rocks, kissed Samson on the forehead, and headed down the trail.
“I'll be back as fast as I can,” Orpah said.
The smoke from the flame was serpent-like, the wisps slithering sinisterly. Every moment remaining in consciousness was a conscientious effort. He was glad for the flame. The air had suddenly gone from sweltering to chilly which only made the pain worse. Suddenly he felt the ground shake. He wasn't sure at first; it was as subtle as can be. But it grew and grew until it was an undeniable tremor, as if a giant was walking in the vicinity. Samson didn't have to wonder too much before the source made itself known. A kangaroo hopped out from behind a rock. It was purple and had a flame on the tip of its tail.
“What the everloving frick are you?” Samson said aloud in fear, “what in the frick is that?”
The kangaroo looked at him, tilted its head, and smiled. About twenty crabs crawled out its pouch and scattered all over. The kangaroo stretched in relief. Samson tried to crawl away but failed. The kangaroo was still towering over him.
“I done carried them from Jupiter. Nasty lil buggers, those claws are nothing to be ignorin',” the kangaroo said in a raspy voice.
“What the actual frick is going on?” was all Samson could manage.
“S'pose now is a good a time as any for an explanation. My name is, well I aint got a name. No need for those on the dimensional plane I'm from. I've taken this form because your puny mind would never understand my true form,” it continued raspily.
Samson blinked hard twice. He was convinced this was some kind of hallucination, his mind playing tricks on him, insanity brought on by dehydration and deliria.
“I am the bringer of the gift of death. You can do nothing to earn it, nothing to lose it but like any other gift, you may decline it,” the kangaroo continued, but this time in a different voice like a lady.
“How do I know you're real?” Samson managed to ask.
The kangaroo paused for a while, thought, and then answered.
“On the sixteenth of December your wife Orpah was asleep and you wanted a sandwich. You were too lazy to make it yourself so you opened a jar of Nutella and ate directly from it, you ate it all Samson, all. You got sick the next day and denied eating it. You told Orpah that from the bottom of your heart you didn't do it. But you did,” the kangaroo said in a different voice yet again.
It was as though the kangaroo was having great fun altering its voice each time. Perhaps more out of embarrassment than anything else Samson admitted to himself that indeed the kangaroo was not a figment of his imagination. The entire situation fell into the category of ‘too strange to be fiction'.
“So… am I dead?” Samson asked tentatively.
“Only if you want to be,” the kangaroo replied casually.
Samson lowered his eyebrow, his forehead creased. He was flummoxed.
“Death is a gift, as I have said. You can accept it or reject it,” the kangaroo explained.
He held his long tail in his hand, swinging it around casually.
“And, uhm, if I choose death? What would happen, I'm not saying that's what I want, but if I did choose death, what would happen next?” Samson asked, making very sure to emphasise that he wasn't asking for death.
“I don't know. I've never died. I'm only the collector of souls. I can tell what will happen if you choose life though,” the kangaroo said.
Samson shrugged.
“Oh c'mon, the same old,” said the kangaroo, “pain, misery, discontent, disappointment. Amidst it all a few moments of love and happiness. I've seen a lot of lives in my job. No matter where you are, how you live, it's always the same. Just a different variety of it.”
Samson paused for a while. He had forgotten about his broken leg, something that tends to happen when you have a kangaroo from the realm of death before you. A sly thought crept in his mind.
“You said that death is a gift, right?” Samson queried.
“Indeed.”
“Then, like any other gift, I could pass it on, couldn't I?”
“I s'pose.”
“Then I give my gift to Orpah,” Samson said resolutely.
The kangaroo looked at him, vexed.
“Your own wife? Well that's certainly a new one,” the kangaroo said.
“If death truly is a gift, I would not want my last action to be something as selfish as running away from the strife of the world. If my wife takes it, I will know she loved death more than I. If she rejects the gift, then this will be a life worth living. I don't know, it makes sense in my head,” explained Samson.
“Very well then.”
And the kangaroo stuck its purple hands out, waved them and uttered a magical spell. The sky lit up in a million colours. And then the kangaroo was gone. Samson lay there in the darkness of the night with only the flickering of the flames as his company. No one came until morning when the mountain ranger came around for his morning route. In a state of semi-consciousness, all Samson remembered was being lifted up and put into the back of a pickup truck. He swung in and out of consciousness and found himself on a soft bed, his leg raised in a cast in some sort of log cabin. The ranger and Orpah stood over him.
“He almost died,” he heard the ranger say.
“Oh my poor honey,” Orpah said, “I'm so grateful you saved him. How can I ever show my gratitude?”
“Well there is one way,” he heard the ranger say smugly.
A bit of whispering and a bit of giggling and Samson heard the sound of something oddly similar to the clank of a metal belt buckle hitting the ground. They left the room.
Samson wanted his gift back.
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If there's one thing we all share in common, it's that we need food to live. Food is our sustenance and without it, we perish. Some of us eat too little and become skinny. Others eat too much and become fat. Regardless, at the end of the day, we're all eating.
Children, especially young infants, cannot obtain their own food. Hence, it is the job of the parents to ensure that the child receives the sustence they require. Unfortunately, this isn't always the case and there are some parents who abandon their responsibility. Today I'll briefly discuss two cases of parents who let their children starve to death. My writing won't be all too animated, and you'll find out why in the conclusion.
The Deadly Vacation
Who doesn't like a good vacation? It's a chance to get away from the stresses of life, see new places, and maybe even enjoy a holiday fling. But what if the stressor is your own child? Suddenly, a vacation becomes a dark deed.
Kristel Candelario wanted to go on vacation. But her pesky 16 month old child Jailyn would take the fun out of it. So, she decided to leave the child in the crib while she jetted off to Detroit and Puerto Rico for ten days. While Kristel was on the beach, Jailyn defacated all over herself and ate the waste as her only source of sustenance. Of course, this turned the situation deadly and the child perished. After the ten day long holiday, Kristel returned home to a poop-covered dead child. She changed the child's clothing before calling 911, claiming to have found the child not breathing.
Of course, upon investigation, it was found that she had abandoned her baby who starved to death. Upon receiving her life sentence, the judge described Kristel's actions as the ultimate act of betrayal. Do you agree? What do you think was going on in Kristel's mind?
The Dirty Home
Seth Welch and Tatiana Fusari had a child named Mary Welch. They did not treat the child very well. CPS found traces of THC in the child, suggesting that the parents were blazing around the infant which is no laughing matter.
Mary was heavily malnourished but the parents refused to seek medical assistance, citing religious reasons. They say God dwells in a cleanly home. Their house must have been the domain of Satan because it was found to have roaches and vermin and mould. For unknown reasons, the parents witheld food from the baby. The likely cause is that they were too wrapped up in their drug-fueled life.
Eventually, Mary succumbed to malnourishment, and the pair were charged with negligent homicide and were sentenced to life. Prior to sentencing, when Seth was told he was facing a life sentence, he made the soyjack face.
This is no laughing matter however.
Conclusion
I can't sleep. I've stopped taking benzos and I feel sick. My head is pounding, I feel like puking and I am constantly moody and agitated. I feel like I need benzos like an infant needs breastmilk. I started playing Red Dead Redemption today. Very cool, but also very slow-paced. I like Bonny McFarlane and walking around the ranch. I think it captures the "Western" aesthetic better than its successor.
artist draws beautiful Latinx WOAHJACK 
from BRAZIL 
, chuddy black girls 
commit a lookism
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She’s pretty wym pic.twitter.com/a3ljCBAuBK
— ☆🄿🄸🄴 ☆ (on Break)(not anymore) (@Artiah669) April 12, 2024
woa this might be even worse
"she looks ugly" and it just looks like a regular person youd see in real life
i want a detailed description of whats supposedly ugly ab this design w out them being colorist
well..no! never seen anyone like this in my life lololol
have you considered talking to real people instead of playing royal high all day
31.5k posts telling ppl to go outside insane projection
Literally
edtwt stays online and inside too much looking at pinterest girls they forgot what other people also look like
Is this the female equivalent of accusing people of being a porn addict?
Do you live in Chernobyl?
It looks like a racist Wojack dude what are you talking about
Incomprehensible woahjacks from Bahia, Brazil 
bro living in ohio
normalise not looking like a runway model
girl looks so freaking happy and that's one of the many things that makes a person pretty, imo
The issue is that artists make inclusive POC and LGBT characters ugly as frick while the generic cis white straight characters are pinnacles of beauty.
This literally feels borderline racist like... No, that's not an average person look. That looks like some sort of wojack or minstrel cartoon ☠️☠️
She looks like a racist wojack made by some neonazi on 4chan
^^ Twitter needs to stfu and stop bullying a child
hope your friend doesn't know you think they look like this.
God forbid a black girl have braces ig??? seriously what is their issue
Babe its the… face….
nah learning that the artist is white made this whole discussion flip for me
the drawing is literally bordering on racist wojack and they're like "she's pretty!!!!"
imagine if the person who drew these was a very very VERY white person LOL
sources are saying theyre white
If I was told this was a right wing meme made specifically to make fun of
s I would believe you
I've seen actual racist caricatures of black people that looked better than this.
I look like this
My profile and flair color is 28bca3 
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So the show has released, and as expected by anyone with a brain, it sucks. However it seems to have sucked more than anyone could have predicted. This might legitimately darn Bethesda lmao.
First, here is a comment from this thread explaining how they absolutely butchered world building (this show is canon btw):
So, in summary, if I understand correctly, these are the major changes:
- Shady Sands got cratered in 2277
- NCR vertibird downed on the strip
- The Strip barricades are gone
- Vault Tec seemed to have caused the Great War
- The Boneyard is no longer a thing
- Shady Sands is in place of the Boneyard
- NCR Rangers are gone
- Aradesh is no longer the founder of Shady Sands (more speculatory)
- Somehow the Brotherhood seemed to have overran the NCR in 2277
What I can't believe is that they actually retconned the original two Fallout games and that nobody won New Vegas. Even more egregious is the lore change with the BoS-NCR war, which retcons THE ENTIRETY OF F:NV. This has to be a new timeline at this point.
TL:DR is they literally retconned the 3 games they didn't make, and then replaced the factions from those games with very special factions they made from the 2 games they developed themselves. This is like a bad fanfiction lol.
People predicably, are mad. Some seethe:
Jesus. I genuinely can't believe I was actually letting myself be excited for the future of this franchise before this release. Completely retconning the original games is genuinely fricking so sad man.
Also when do we see the ncr vertibird crashed on the strip?
Vertibird: https://i.imgur.com/a/5ygLxmK
What even is a Shady Sands? Has anyone else wondered why they named the first game Fallout 3 by the way? Wacky Bethesda xD
That's not a nuke crater, that's a "Borg scooped up the settlement" crater. This is dumb.
I knee it.
I just knew it.
I prayed it wasnt the case but at any opportunity they had, Bethesda tried to retcon New Vegas and now their efforts... went nuclear.
Hate it. HATE IT. HATE IT.
New Vegas is the Canon version of events. Not some Amazon show.
I fricking knew Todd would frick it over to create their version of Fallout artificially. I fricking hate it. I was fine with a scenario where the NCR loses in Vegas, but to just extensively rewrite the lore of Fallout 1, 2, and New Vegas to jerk off the BoS even more? Fricking dead to me.
Says you, but Bethesda owns the franchise and this is the direction they took. They entirely retconned the fallout games they did not make, and they've succeeded. Next season they'll go and show New Vegas as a dead husk bereft of anything that made it special. Enjoy!
Also, they do not care anymore. They are owned by Microsoft now and exist to make xbox and live games.
So I will need to ignore Bethesda to keep the correct Canon? Boo f#₪#^ hoo. They didnt get even a passable game out in the last 12 years!
I walked the Divide for the NCR, I can ignore Bethesda for them as well.
Haven't watched the show yet as I sail the high seas but this ending sounds very, very annoying. Seems like the show starts off well though but if what I'm seeing here is the case I'll be pretty fricking ticked that they essentially made the West the same as the East in terms of development and that they made NV mean nothing.
It's not laziness. It was a deliberate choice.
Its funny because there is a meme that Bethesda is spite driven because obsidian made a better fallout game than bethesda and the metacritic score 83, 85 thing FNV being retconned is funny knowing the meme
The NCR was written out as a society entirely. The writers I guess just learned about shady sands and went 'oh its the capital so if we blow it up then the NCR will collapse.'
The NCR was such a good faction, it was the only one that actually grew, that had a familiar functioning postwar society. And what did they do? They nuked them out of existence to show off the brotherhood and a dead, empty New Vegas.
Why, why would they do this.. they could have made it right after the nuking not decades after. They pissed all over the legacy of my favourite game.
I blame Lonesome Road and Chris Avellone.
To me, Fallout stood apart for being a post-post-apocalyptic story. Just nuking the NCR not only strips away one of the most interesting aspects of the setting but does it, to my eyes, entirely unnecessarily. If you wanted to tell a wasteland story, you could have:
- Set it between Fallout 1 and 2, or even before Fallout 1
- Set it in one of the vast regions of America that are untouched by the games thus far
But no. Fricking why?
then went 'oh there's this group called the NCR, I think they're from shady sands or something, you can blow them up for shock value it'll be fine. There's also this big place called New Vegas you can turn into a dump too who cares lmao.'
"heh heh heh that'll teach 'em to like obsidian's game more than ours*
somehow palpatine returned
So what did house predict then if it was vault tec who dropped the bombs. So Mr house knew the nukes where coming and still couldn't shoot them down or get the plat chip
The entirity of FNV was fought over a dam, water and power.. Now the BOS has infinite clean and renewable fusion.. the NCR doesn't exist either.
So they're using the facade of 1, 2 and NV as a backdrop for more BoS shenanigans from Bethesda's mainline games.
Maaaaan
This is what I was afraid of. A good show based in world building that I think is fundamentally uninteresting.
I'm probably just gonna separate it out as its own thing in my head, no matter how canon Todd says it is.
This is what everyone paying attention was afraid of, but they got shot down as alarmist for daring to suggest the brilliant creative minds behind Starfield might provide a shite backdrop for worldbuilding.
Did he not read the memo?
: I was able to almost accurately predict a nuclear war and I have set the pieces for my rise to power after I come back online
Tv show Mr House
: Shieeeeeeeet I ain't reading all that I'm just gonna pretend I read this
To everyone saying the NCR is totally collapsed.
I highly doubt it. It seems after Shady Sands was nuked the NCR was a bit scrappy but pulling itself together to keep everything afloat, with the BOS destroying the HQ and the view of the NCR leader using the Cold Fusion to power the entire city at once, it shows the civilians of the NCR are still existing at least throughout the entire ruins in some way.
I imagine next season, we're gonna see the BoS biting way more than it can Chew, and something with New Vegas as well, and with the father constantly mentioning something about "Meeting your Creators." How much you wanna bet Mr House is technically still alive? Just New Vegas went into dormancy??
Im excited to see potentially the NCR Regrouping or like Scrappy NCR rebels, and Desert Rangers in the Mojave. I highly doubt the NCR is done and over with from what we saw.
Whatever your opinions on it, retconning NV out of the timeline (which is exactly what they've done) frickin sucks.
Hello fellow spoiler fiends who went straight to the end and saw the New Vegas tease. Also, from what I gathered skipping around, the MC's father was a Vault Tec guy who nuked Shady Sands because her mother went there and was having a great time (missed a bunch of dialogue skipping through so that might not be right). The Brotherhood has cold fusion now and the guy in charge seems like a peepee so presumably they will butt up against whoever is now in charge of House's technology.
Dude wtf happened to the NCR? Didn't they say they had most of California pretty much colonized? I'm only on episode 4 but complete radio silence while it takes place near the boneyard and dayglow??
Episode 8 covers it.
It's not pretty.
About 5 years after New Vegas, Lucy's Mom left vault 33 to see if life was back on the surface, taking Lucy and her brother with her, and made her way to Shady Sands, which teleported to LA at some point. Her dad, who was a Vault-Tec executive came after them, stole the kids back, and use Vault-Tec's secret supply of nuclear weapons (The ones they launched to start the great war) to destroy the NCR, as they were a competitor to Vault-Tec.
Also, the ending credits show a destroyed New Vegas, with empty streets full of shattered Secuiritrons and a destroyed NCR Vertibird.
I also wanted to mention this specific comment, because I found it funny:
They also technically retconned FO4 since Kellogg mentions the NCR election.
Note that I'm not cherry picking comments here, basically everyone hates this garbage. Of course the critics love it, but the actual Fallout fans think it's terrible.
As one of the comments already mentioned, they really shouldn't have set this in the West Coast. They should have set it somewhere new for numerous reasons:
New factions and threats to add a sense of tension and mystery as the viewer wouldn't know anything more than the main character
Avoid having to retcon or step on the toes of the games
Keep it in a region that is less advanced so you can have your apocalypse fantasy
Set the show up as a prequel for Fallout 5, building hype for it even if it's years away.
Expect this thread to be updated as more seethe is posted, this is developing drama. In a few hours we will probably see the hitpieces from journ*lists calling the haters bigots, so keep an eye out for that.
Edit: here are more threads with tons of seethe in them:
https://old.reddit.com/r/Fotv/comments/1bt7fzx/fallout_spoiler_master_thread/?sort=controversial
https://old.reddit.com/r/Fotv/comments/1bt7fzx/fallout_spoiler_master_thread/?sort=controversial
https://old.reddit.com/r/Fallout/comments/1c17tyn/spoilers_about_the_ncr/?sort=controversial
dear god this one is maximum cope: https://old.reddit.com/r/Fotv/comments/1c185mn/my_theories_for_season_2_and_possible/?sort=controversial
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Introduction
Q: What is Happy Tree Friends?
A: You should have watched it as a kid. If you haven't, you can watch this:
Q: who the frick like this show?
A: autists 
, and no, this is unironic.
The Subreddit
I watched Happy Tree Friends as a kid and think it is pretty funny, and found out they made a new episode recently, so I read something about happy tree friends, and found the subreddit:
https://old.reddit.com/r/happytreefriends/
It is filled with autists obsessing over their stupid fan-made characters:
https://old.reddit.com/r/happytreefriends/comments/1c3mrx1/my_first_animation/?sort=controversial
https://old.reddit.com/r/happytreefriends/comments/1c0bnyz/help/?sort=controversial
It is not even that interesting until you look into the stickied post of the subreddit.
The Autist
Here is the stickied post:
https://old.reddit.com/r/happytreefriends/comments/198sto6/since_yall_wont_learn/?sort=controversial
I don't care if I left the fandom! If you mention brunynhoalves, you're getting a 5 day ban! Just frick off already! I said to stop talking about him! I saw another post today!
Even the mods 
talk like an autist.
But who is /u/brunynhoalves? 
So basically he spams the subreddits with posts to tell people to subscribe to him or whatever:
https://old.reddit.com/r/happytreefriends/comments/15vgrx5/add_me_on_groomercordbrunynhofernandes_99185/?sort=controversial (Trigger Warning: Groomcord 
)
Since he spams the subreddit non-stop, he is eventually banned from it 
And he appeals to the subreddit mods 
:
So this is apparantly Flippy x Fliqpy ship:
It gets even worse:
In case you can't see the screenshot in the last screenshot:
Can you rub your breasts on my peepee?
Hey
Can you rub your breasts on my peepee?
I said can you rub your breasts on my peepee?
He apparantly shit up the subreddit so much that there are many complain posts about him:
What the frick is even illegal shit? These are all fricking anthropomorphic animals and these zoophilic autist do be like "no only the yellow rabbit and the pink female one not the same character but two personality" 
https://old.reddit.com/r/happytreefriends/comments/17vj3sb/brunynhoalves_meme/?sort=controversial
When the autists noootices 
And from the above post, I found his twitter:
https://twitter.com/BrunoFe62752625
💚🐻Flippy HTF🐻💚 (DO NOT UNFOLLOW ME)
DO NOT UNFOLLOW
Gives off DO NOT REDEEM energy
13🎂| Neurodivergent🧩| Male | (he,) I'm a good artist, I'm obsessed with #happytreefriends, follow me if you want.
Neurodivergent
quite apparant
Look at this beautiful retweet:
https://twitter.com/ADONIS_577/status/1705743589676843332
And here's his YouTube Channel:
Made on Alight Motion
How To Make G Major 74 in Alight Motion:
1st go to up tempo and pitches:
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+9
+14
2nd: go to alight motion and create a project what you want
3rd: tap + on Bottom Right
4th: click Klasky Csupo
5th: go to homogenization and opacity and click Luminosity
6th: go to effects and search Stretch Axis:
Scale: 0,85
Angle: 0,0°
7th: go to effects and search Circular Ripple:
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The autism 
is strong
https://youtube.com/@brunofernandes7072/videos
And this is legitimately disturbing.
And of course it is easy to find his DeviantArt too:
https://www.deviantart.com/brunynhofernandes101
https://www.deviantart.com/brunynhofernandes101/art/Rubbing-your-breasts-on-my-peepee-981966251
Rubbing your breasts on my peepee
So, how neurodivergent do you think he is?
- Impassionata : we should encourage this tendency
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Some of these posts might be bait of course 
since obviously some of us dramanauts are still unbanned on Reddit and running around in the old sub.
But I don't know some of these seem pretty real. Let's go see what the normie squatters have done with our former neurodivergent goonboy mansion 
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/1bm7hq7/entitled_father/?sort=controversial
My father has MANY kids with multiple women (which is rich coming from a man that calls women whres and slts). He never married and none of his children has his last name. He's just realizing this and is begging all of us to change our last name to his so we can “pass down” HIS last name. First off, I'm a woman who might get married one day and take my husband's name so that wouldn't even make sense to go through all this trouble and money to change it just to change it to a new last name especially as an adult. Second, he never raised me. Why would I change MY last name just so he can have his name passed down? Apparently the sons didn't want to do it either. Who can blame them. He should have thought about it before getting multiple women pregnant and leaving them without even child support…
… I really just don't understand what's wrong with him. I'm just tired of it.
Choice replies:
tell him to show some bussy and be gone
What's your Dads contact info?
I've been needing my bussy bred for awhile now. He seems like the perfect candidate.
Ok not gonna lie that "my parents should have raised me better" was chefs kiss perfect! I admire you for your quick wit and humor
But we also have,
tell him to suck ur peepee. my mom is the same way, left for 7 years, comes back and assumes all is well. people shouldnt have access to semen.
By /u/ewsalemm who's been primarily posting in /r/cd_collectors, /r/teenagers, and /r/drugs. A real reply? In our subreddit? 
OP of the post /u/starrblacc is posting in /r/trueoffmychest and /r/askreddit and frequently mentions not having parents and growing up as a poor @Sphereserf3232 relative
My gpa dying in a four wheeler accident and my mom and gma ODing
My mom OD'd a year ago and I had a dream that she was alive and I didn't realize I was dreaming and that I thought that I somehow went back in time so I warned her not to take any meds bc she will die.
When I was in foster care, the woman made a 13 year old foster kid cook for us.
Mine is a cultural thing (Native American). I was raised by my grandparents and they were strict about my hair. I wasn't allowed to cut it. Only trim. When my mom cut it, it caused a fight between my mom and gma. To this day I have it long to my tailbone and only trim it. I started putting it up in a satin cap and scarf bc it gets in the way. Hair is our pride.
Are real people using our subreddit to post about their silly Reddit lives? 
OUR SUBREDDIT?!
Let's go through a few more of these and look at the OP accounts that at least might be real
So this one had a write up already but I didn't realize it came from our sub 
I thought that was the joke for revitalizing the sub. I had to check a few profiles to see that it is not a joke. I'm guessing zoomers are looking up "drama" and reddit and finding this sub somehow.
If only they sorted by top, all time and see what it really was,
Zoomers don't know their history 
I would file a complaint with the police department because this is not something they should have gotten involved in. Just keep posting everything they do on social media. Let them destroy themselves
Girl just hire a personal injury attorney and sue them for damages, and harassment/intimidation by engaging actual law enforcement to become The Hair Police to intimidate you into removing your posts.
I read through both posts. I've never gotten hair extensions and really don't know anything about them - but holy heck, even I can tell it shouldn't look like that!
Why did they call the cops on you, though? I'm very confused about why they are wasting police resources on a civil dispute. Is there something more to it that I missed?
If these are normal comments then how do these normies find our sub anyway? Is it just because we have such a classic name?
/u/Hot_Door7211 has been posting about this for awhile too. Dramatards don't usually (
) have that kind of patience for larping
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/1bi5u2f/life_event/?sort=controversial
Okay so I'll start from the beginning I'm female (18), My best friend at the time let's just call her Nicole (17) at that time I recently had a break up so I decided tinder would be a good try and soon found a male 22 let's call him Cam.He would often come get me to go back to his house a sneaky link type of thing…
… I completely cut off communication blocked Nicole on everything.Then a few months later I'm with my boyfriend and Nicole decided she wants to get her friends I don't even know to call me and text me.Saying things such as calling me a hoe,fat,r-slurred saying when she see me she will beat my butt.Keep in mind in 3 months I'll be 19 and she will be a minor still.Nicole says if I do fight her she won't press charges but I know that's a lie.So how am I the butthole in this situation.
This one seems foid coded and the youngins are about that r-slurred 
The account has only made this post
So. I am thirteen. A female who generally enjoys kpop and music. My sister (let's call her Yuna) is going on twenty-three who also typically enjoys kpop and others. Im pretty sure she has selective speaking. She's a highschool dropout. She has diabetes and she'd been diagnosed with autism recently and i know i cant hate her for it—but it is infuriating. (P.S, we are an Asian-American household)…
… In summary, my sister is living carelessly, worklessly, rent free in my parents' house with the chore of doing nothing but eating the house out of food, stealing everyone's sh!t, not sharing anything with my elderly grandma, and only going out with me and my family for food. Only labor she's doing is taking out the weekly trash. She gets the biggest room in the house, too—WITH a walk-in closet.
Please give me some advice 😭🙏 (Yes, i used a kpop idol's name to replace my sisters even though i absolutely LOVE itzy Yuna.)
Some of us are calling bait
Changbin's, hyunjin's, felix's, and seungmin's are the most adorable to me. Jeongin's has an earthy(?) vibe for whatever reason or whatever that even means. Chan legitimately surrendered and i absolutely RESPECT. Jisung fits so cutely it's actually nauseating. Maybe im biased. idk. But something about (hana)_doolsetnet IS SO CUTEEE. lino's is actually pretty random idk where he got that from 💀
literally all of the freeze and fight or escape album. PLUS NO RULES AND GBGB
P1H NEVER disappoints in live singing.
But this seems to be a real K-pop brain 
Hi guys, don't know where to talk about this. But I work with my family members at this third party trading company. I've been working here for 2 years , and since day 1 I've been very suspicious about my uncle. He's always going to this particular secretary in my office. She's like 34 and he's already 50. Worst part is that he's the boss of my building where I work at. If I'm not mistaken, it is against company policy to most companies for management to have something with a regular employee especially if you work under them. Everyday he visits her desk about 7-8 times during the entire 10 hour shift. He brings her food, always gives her snacks. For some reason they always tend to bump into each other at the break room or the hallways. It would be very coincidental. There would be times that I would be in the break room when she's there. He would randomly come in and always chit chats with her. When my other manager is absent and not in her office room , they tend to hide there but obviously leave the door open. My uncle has 3 kids, owns his home and has a great wife. This woman has been divorced and is known in my job for pretty much screwing everyone. Everytime I pass by them, she's always caressing his chest , back or arm. I had reported all this to my boss but she keeps saying that she knows my uncle , that she knows my uncle loves his wife deeply. I said yeah sure deep enough that he's constantly wanting to touch another woman's hand right in front of a person who has close ties with the family. The girl basically does nothing at the office, it's mostly me and 3 other girls doing her Job. The secretary ends up getting a promotion as supervisor. My uncle and my boss are basically the decision makers . So I had told my boss if this continues I will report this to HR and directly to his wife. I also said I am also convinced that her promotion was rigged because of a certain influence. I need advice on what to do. Though I had this talk with my boss, they continue doing the same thing.
OP /u/DeliriousMofo has also been commenting "hmu" a lot on /r/bigboobsgw 
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/1bb53mf/idk_what_to_do/?sort=controversial
my boyfriend of 6 months (25m) and i (19f) caught him cheating if thats what you would call it im not sure but he was streaming on twitch a couple of nights ago with one of his girl friends playing league of legends and he got a message from our dealer and called me to see if i would be interested etc etc when we ended the phone call i said i love you and he said yeah love ya and the call ended i went and joined his stream and heard the girl say “aw thats cute” he said its not like that and hes just a people pleaser and she agreed that she was the same she liled to help each other out ive got video proof of it because i had a friend screen record it and send it to me that was in the chat aswell i messaged him asking what he meant by that and he said “ugh nothing goodnight” today i went to go see him and confront him about it and told him i have the proof and he said no i thought she said druggie when she actually laughed about him saying its not like that thats why he apparently said im just a people pleaser… i dont know if you would classify this as cheating but all my friends agreed with me and said he was 100% flirting any advice on what i should do to not feel sad about this or what this is?
OP /u/Far-Cat7261 has posted this same thing in /r/help, /r/helpme, /r/helpmecope, and /r/cheatersconfronted
Choice comment,
This makes no fricking sense. You should upper decker him anyway just to be safe tho
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/1ba2mz8/drama_in_a_small_town/?sort=controversial
Be patient with me here, I sure lack a talent in storytelling. This happened about 4 years ago and now that my mom is no longer at her current job I feel I can post about this incident. To give you some of a background, I live in a somewhat small town. My family has lived here for years. It is one of those towns where growing up I had to be on my best behavior because everyone knows everyone. One time I was picked up by some friends who were egging before picking me up and by the time I got home my mom had already had 3 phone calls from people telling on me that I was in the car that was egging. Everyone knows everyone and everyone is related to everyone. My grandma was very involved in the community and everyone calls her grandma. My mom is also very involved in the community and I swear she knows everyone. She also was on the school board and President at the time of the event that I am about to share…
… Talk about small town drama. This mayor is still the current mayor. Constantly, we see her breaking rules and she continues to create conflicts of interest for herself. Were we the buttholes in this situation? Should we just forget it and move on? Do we have the right to be mad still?
OP /u/lsha052513 has posted this same story in /r/smalltownstories, /r/AITAH, and /r/entitledpeople. Has otherwise been a Redditor for eight years and posts a lot in /r/LittlePeopleBigWorld
Choice comment,
Your mind is diseased. Pick a dandelion and hold it in your mouth until you feel the urge to urinate. Then, swallow the dandelion and urinate on the spot from which it was picked.
I'm currently involved in a musical production, and we've been facing some backstage drama that's been causing tensions among the cast and crew. It all started with a simple comment that got twisted into rumors and escalated into unnecessary conflict. I believe that clear communication and strategies for conflict resolution are crucial in preventing such situations.
I'm reaching out to you all for advice and tips: Have you been in a similar situation in a musical or theatrical production? How did you and your team handle backstage drama effectively? Do you have any strategies or best practices to share that can help reduce conflicts and promote a positive environment backstage?
I'm looking for insights, personal experiences, or any advice you may have on fostering a harmonious and drama-free environment behind the scenes of a production.
Your input and suggestions are greatly appreciated! Thank you in advance for sharing your thoughts and helping our musical production run smoothly and harmoniously.
OP /u/JediWilliam has been a Redditor for four years and posts in /r/neurodivergentadults.
Choice comment thread,
OP: Just to clarify, when you use the word orgy, are you being humorous or does it mean something else that what I think it does?
Just an FYI you are in the wrong sub for this kind of advice/ question
OP: What's sub should I be in?
You're in the right place for orgy content. Bussy, am I right?
My best friend recently broke up with his 5-month girlfriend (let's call her X) cause he found out she was cheating. Recently his ex's best friend contacted him accusing him of cheating on X from the beginning and she claimed that her best friend never cheated on him. Looking at this I got pissed and told him to block her cause what's over is over and there is no use in flipping the pages. He refused and told me that he wanted to prove his innocence and also wanted to prove her disloyalty...
... He called me an AH and stopped talking to me.
AITAH??
OP deleted the account. Choice comments,
AITA Posting on the drama sub...it's so over.
We were still reeling from the shock of colonization a month ago
nta hes not entitled to that information and honestly sounds like obsessive behavior
Normal comment? 
INFO - Does your best friend have a breedable boykitty?
OP chose to respond to this one 
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/1b8fhfi/college_roommate_drama/?sort=controversial
I am a freshman in college, trying to figure out my roommate situation. I will use fake names to keep it confidential. I have a verbal agreement to room with Bob and Joe. After we made the verbal agreement, Joe started to act differently, especially after he got his girlfriend Mary. Bob and I have decided that rooming with Joe is going to cause a big headache throughout the year, because Joe and Mary have problems all the time. The plot thickens due to my girlfriend being Mary's roommate next year, so I feel like I will screw everything up if I tell Joe that I don't wanna room with him anymore. What should I do? Joe also has bad hygiene. It would be fine if Joe had his own room, but we do not want to get screwed over in a triple room, because Joe has Mary sleep over ALL THE TIME.
OP /u/drewevansss has been a Redditor for four years and posted this same story in /advice and /college. Otherwise posts in /r/askreddit and /r/oldschoolcool.
Choice comments,
They fear your powers - that's why Joe “smells”; he is giving out anxiety/stress pheromones.
Just play it cool for now and write every interaction and observation in a notebook. Add runes for extra effect. Give it to them after you all graduate.
They will read the words and fondly remember the good times — or they may launch an attack.
In the event of the latter, you are free to use your powers wisely. Just make sure that Mary stays besties with your girlfriend to avoid this.
Alternatively, get some febreeze and spritz it on Joe.
To which OP replies,
Should I tell Joe that Bob and I don't wanna room with you anymore?
Going back it seems like the sub was partially reborn a month back when text posts started showing up again. Initially we were the ones making posts again like with Lapp's Taco Bell Insider Information and a Lawlz post but it also didn't take long at all for what might have been the first normal post to appear.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/1arik9j/whats_this_guys_problem/?sort=controversial
So there's a dude at work who I would run into every now and then and we'd always say “what's up” and give a fist bump. We also go to the same gym and we'd happen to see each other there as well. As of several months ago he started dating a girl who works with us and ever since he started dating her, he seems to have gotten colder and saltier towards me. Almost as if he thinks I'm after his girl or something. I had the same scenario happen with one of my friends but we settled it and I made it clear I wasn't trying to steal his girlfriend (they broke up a few months later lol). Now whenever we cross paths or run into each other, all I get is a mean mug and a stare. Like, why are people so insecure? Is it something to do with me? I hate when this happens but it seems to happen every so often.
OP /u/Visible_Ad_2990 has been a Redditor for three years and posts in places like /r/veteransaffairs, /r/invisalign, and /r/phenotypes. Did this man start rDrama's second life as a normie sub? Otherwise it might have been this post but it's a little r-slurred
Choice comment,
Dating a foid made him realize he actually likes bussy, and he is only mean to you cause he has a crush on you.
OP responded to the normal seeming comment
Do you have contact with either of these significant others? Maybe friendly interactions were misinterpreted as desire and ticked off the boyfriends?
OR
are you good looking? Maybe they are insecure with having you around if their girlfriend mentioned you being handsome.
OP: I haven't said a word to his girl minus work-related small talk that lasted no longer than 5 minutes.
That could be it. Some guys get weird and territorial even if their relationship is completely unthreatened if someone is around they deem a threat.
OP: Makes sense. Makes it even worse when it's in the workplace.
Anyway maybe I've fallen entirely for bait and/or maybe I'm a little 
here but I just wanted to do a thread for anyone who wasn't aware our once thriving Minoan subreddit has been taken over by disgusting Grecian normies. 
They're like pioneer species arriving at a newly born volcanic island, or in this case more like hardy roaches returning to the site of a nuclear test 
It'd be funny if the subreddit took off again as a normie drama sub only for the admiggers to see the uptick in traffic and reflexively hit the ban button
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What is a plural? A plural is according to themselves
Plurality is the state of having multiple headmates collectively sharing a single body. A group of headmates is called a system. Plural experiences are extremely diverse. Systems may be spiritual in nature or secular, median or partitionary, small systems or ones with thousands of headmates
According to regular people you might be aware of them as people who fake DID/MPD, You might've thought of it as a small mostly TikTok based community that was around for a short period in 2020 if any of you remember the infamous video
H-h-h-hey im oliver
Now how do these people explain themselves after being accussed of faking DID 
DID is a specific psychiatric diagnosis. It is a Complex Dissociative Disorder(CDD) alongside several other disorders like P-DID (ICD only), OSDD, and UDD.
Some plural folks meet the criteria of a CDD, but many do not, as these disorders have very specific criteria- and experiencing 'more than one' experiences of various kinds is only one of those.
So they created a whole new spectrum lol
Some important words used in these spaces:
Plural = a person experiencing plurality
Singlet = someone who isn't plural
System = a group of people inside the body 
Headmate = an entity inside the system
switching = a headmate taking over the system from another headmate
sysmed = someone who believes "systems" can only exist in disorders such as DID
Theres more terms (some are funny asf ) but those are the most important: https://dragonsroost.neocities.org/plural/pluralglossary
--
What are the causes of plurality (besides being an attentionseeker even doe i and (you) !attentionmaxxers are one aswell)
Traumagenic is the name for plurality caused from having trauma 
Plurality can also come from tulpamancy (if you didn't know tulpamancers are the coomers of the occult world)
and other causes are called endogenic which spawns the terms "endo" and "anti-endo"
Internet history
They seem to have begun in 2001 when a website named darkpersonalities created an article on why they don't identify with their diagnosis (im assuming this was actual diagnosed ppl not identifying cuz im not reading allat), But the actual time i found when this whole community i think took off is when in 2019 streamer protomagicalgirl disclosed their plurality, which made the xitter 
hashtag #pluralgang trend and made many people "recognize" they were also plural
resources: https://dragonsroost.neocities.org/pluralstuff, https://pluralpedia.org/w/Plurality
Ok heres the community to troll now 
https://old.reddit.com/r/plural/ (posts are restricted apparently but i havnt tried posting yet and if not should be easy to get into, also i think comments are free game)
Dramaworthy post to mine btw
MTF 33 year old plural lesbian recieves backlash in lesbian sub (xer whole account is also very interesting 
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Nathan, 26, Austin TX
Personal:
Wearing a $600 watch timestamp
- Claims he got it on sale 20% off
"It was a Christmas gift for myself"
"It's a nice watch, I wanna get another one I just don't have the funds to do so right now. But as soon as I do I'm gonna get one" timestamp
"Did you graduate high school?"
timestamp- "Yeah, it was hard though" "Numbers and stuff, the start to look funny after a while"
- "Yeah, it was hard though" "Numbers and stuff, the start to look funny after a while"
"You bought yourself a watch and you said you'd do it again"
timestamp- "Well I bought myself some - uh nevermind"
- "Well I bought myself some - uh nevermind"
Career:
"I sell cars" "Gross" timestamp
"My customers love me"
"I don't just care about my commission checks, I care about people"
New car place for 2 months
first month between two and three thousand
Attempt to figure out just how much he makes timestamp
"They take it back when I get my commission check"
"It's hard to say just what I make... I don't pay attention to it"
Was making 7 or 8 thousand dollars a month at his old car place
Thinks he will need 4 months to ramp back up to this
Had gotten a promotion at his old place but didn't like it as much as he thought it would be
"Well there's also the 1099 income from the manufacturer.... I didn't report that so I guess it could be something extra" timestamp
- "I didn't have the money to pay the taxes on it, I spent it all"
- "I didn't have the money to pay the taxes on it, I spent it all"
Not setting money aside for taxes?
Checks his March income later timestamp
- 9'000 before taxes and minimum wage removal, around 6'000 after all that is taken out
Finances:
He has two phones because he wanted two phone numbers
"[The debt]'s not 'new new' it's been there, it just got worse" timestam
Credit Card 1 (Revy) (302,32) timestamp
205 amount past due, "I had to pay my rent so I couldn't pay the card"
4 months of missed payments, what a king. Frick that card.
Credit Card 2 (CreditOne) ($500/$500) timestamp
Got this one after the repo - only card that would "help him out"
He thinks this one is closed but not sent to collections yet
Credit Card 3 (Also CreditOne) [timestamp](https://youtube.com/watch?v=EdQqpTHnzlQ%26t%3D12860
Card 3 (738)
- $125 past due - 2 payments
Credit Card 3 (Also CreditOne) (1500/1200) timestamp
- $268 past due (3 payments)
Credit Card 4 timestamp
He paid this off "It's on automatic payments"
"I didn't catch it in time, if I'd a caught then that one would not be on autopay"
Credit Card 5 timestamp
- $1 of credit free
Rent $2250 a month
Rents a townhouse timestamp
Two bed, two bath, attached two car
Signed lease last year, just resigned in February
Car got repoed "that was in the past" timestamp
- 4 years ago "That wasn't my fault though, that was somebody else that did that"
"My plan is to make more money"
CashApp Payments timestamp
Car (14'000) [timestamp](https://youtube.com/watch?v=EdQqpTHnzlQ%26t%3D1557
Paid the car bill late, ate a $20 late fee
Caleb seethes over a 2015 Chrysler 200 for some reason
"It was a steal"
dealership advertised a price but then charged him a higher price
Got it in 2020
24% interest rate, got this car soon after his other was repoed
Doesn't drive this around?
Doesn't drive it around because he got a new car, he's trying to sell and find someone gullible to take over the payments timestamp
"So you're going to prey on people"
- "Nah I'm helpin help them out, it's like a quid pro quo"
- "Nah I'm helpin help them out, it's like a quid pro quo"
Has hail damage. There's some weird insurance thing timestamp
Owes 14'000 on this $8'000 car timestamp
- "So that's not super terrible"
- "So that's not super terrible"
Car 2 (28'700) timestamp
Mercedes, this is the one he drives around
$650 minimum payment
18% interest rate
"It's in really good condition"
Car 3 (13'700) timestamp
This was the one that got repoed
Nissan
Was in a relationship for 3-4 years, he bought a car for her mother, the mother made payments on it for 6 months but when the relationship ended and she stopped paying on it
Energy Bill from 2023 that he didn't pay
From his old place probably, he didn't know about it
$600 bill
"You paid for your credit report and you never went through it once?!" timestamp- "No"
Personal Loan
- Mentioned and then forgotten about?
Checking Account (-$50) timestmap
Lots of eating out lmao
He's subbed to near a dozen streaming services
- "I be watchin shows"
Credit Score 567 timestamp
- "It was worse but I've put in work"
Finances Pie Chart timestamp
Attempts to form a budgeting plan timestamp
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