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Nooo south Vietnam must not fail

It's kinda hilarious that the goals went from Ukraine will reach its 1991 boarders to God please just a stalemate so we don't lose face.

And with billions projections like these:

https://www.fpri.org/article/2023/12/stalemate-is-not-checkmate-in-ukraine/

If Ukraine didn't captured even a single 1000 inhabitants town in last 22 months that never proved there was ever a stalemate.

Ukraine today lost 2 towns and 2 more are now 50% under Russian

If you are pro Ukrainian, why do you keep sharing updated maps?

— Zanekstim (@zzanekk3) April 21, 2024

That's the best comment I ever seen for long time

So he called me and told he went to a market and bought a washing machine for 270 euro from a Rumanian. The Rumanian asked the address and gave my rentoid his phone number and told tomorrow (today) he will bring the washing machine before 12:00 100%. Forget to mention my rentoid is Ukrainian who been here for 6 something months. So he now told me that the phone number is fake and that no wash machine came. He told he didn't expect this kind of scam in Europe. Neighbor is from some small village where basically everyone knows each other so there no scams like this.

Top Drama

Relative Drama (takes into account the size of the subreddit)

autodrama: returning jobs to dramautists. Ping HeyMoon if there are any problems or you have a suggestion

Last night there was a big boxing match. That on it's own doesn't matter for our purposes. What does matter is that the underdog, a massive drama king, won. Massive amounts of seethe and revisionist history incoming.

As background-- Devin Haney is an undefeated boxer. I remember hearing about him many years ago when he was being touted as kind of the next generation Mayweather. He was fed cans (as usual) but then won some championships. Undefeated, didn't knock many people out, but was considered the current big thing.

Then there's Ryan Garcia, his opponent. He's been popular for a while, initially for his great boxing skills but then for his social media presence. He was also pretty.

https://i.imgur.com/a/SBPRW5S

However, Ryan Garcia was not a perfect man. He lost recently and got his first blemish on his previously undefeated record. Then much more recently he's gone off the deep end. He posted schizo tweets

Was hyperreligious and quirky and spontaneous at press conferences

And divorced his wife literally a day after she gave birth to his fifth kid.

Needless to say, Garcia was a big underdog.

Fight weekend came. Ryan Garcia missed weight by THREE POUNDS, making everyone think he hadn't taken camp and the weight cut seriously.

He had a good reason for this.

Garcia ended up winning, knocking Haney down several times despite the ref not counting a few of them as true knockdowns.

Constant writing about me on the bathroom wall.

Hi, I'm overnight management at a big retail chain and one of my associates, who I am pretty sure I know who it is. Constantly has been writing terrible things about me on the wall, but since it's in the bathroom and there's no cameras, there's absolutely no way to catch him.

It's gotten pretty aggressive and now he's writing about my fiance and I don't want to get violent, I'm gonna attach some of what was wrote. But I'm gonna censor my name. I don't know what to do, cause the person who is doing it writes their R's and K's a weird way, so I know it's him. But he is also my roommate and he isn't leaving until August. Sooooo.. Thoughts and opinions?

From this post and the subreddit name you'd think it was an undiscovered goldmine for the absolute most pathetic drama, but there's only one other relatively interesting post (titled "My co-worker is telling everyone we had s*x"). And by relatively interesting I mean B-tier for subs like /r/amitheasshole. This post is really good though, just for the images alone. OP's post history which shows he works at Walmart, watches live action anime adaptations, and plays WWE tie-in games doesn't do anything to disprove the allegations of him being a "FAT [???] FRICK [with] UGLY GIRL [something or the other]"

In this episode, the Enterprise finds the God Apollo (or at least an alien who claims to be him) living on a random planet in the middle of nowhere. Kind of like finding a member of Pink Floyd living random social housing in North London...

Anyway he spies out Lt. Palamas (xenobiology apparently) and flexes on Kirk and the others. Scotty takes exception to this as he has taken a shine to Lt. Palamas to the level of harassment. This isn't just me putting a 21st century spin on things- in the episode 'Wolf in the Fold' McCoy- Scotty's drinking buddy mind you- has some interesting things to say about Scotty...

Apollo flexes for the ladies:

Apollo takes Palamas off and makes sure she can't wear a bra. This totally wins her over and she returns to tell the boys that they should all accept beta status but Kirk is no beta.

Here Kirk shows us how to deal with foids. One of Shatner's finer speeches IMO:

Palamas does the frick what she's told to do and then the other alpha in the room, Spock, drives the car straight across the lawn and through Apollo's garage:

It's worth mentioning that the actor who plays Apollo is Michael Forrest. He's 95 and still working as a voice actor. He apparently went to the same gym in LA as Ricardo Montalban.

Leslie Parish was supposedly 33 when she played Palamas in 1967 but her first gig was as a 'Miss Color TV' in 1951 aged 19...

_{This is not her but the picture shows what Miss Color TV did- show people how to adjust the color on their TV. She was chosen for her 'natural skin tones'. Mayos gonna mayo.}

...which would make her 35 when she was in Star Trek. She is described on IMDB as an 'environmentalist and political activist'. Oh yeah, she was one of those ones. Never-the-less she was very attractive and was in a whole bunch of other stuff including Mission Impossible (shot across the road from Star Trek) the original Manchurian Candidate and also she was Mr Freeze's sidekick in Batman when Freeze was played by Eli Walach ('the ugly' from The Good, The Bad and the Ugly):

This one's from Mannix but she seems to be wearing the exact same dress as she wore in Star Trek:

An inexplicable production still where a stunt performer appears to be soiling himself:

She is, as of this post, still around today.

https://twitter.com/NFFC/status/1782056187652960764

This is fucking pathetic.

Mike Johnson and his “comrades” waving the Ukraine flag after passing bill.

pic.twitter.com/aHqmVdpy3Z

— Juanita Broaddrick (@atensnut) April 20, 2024

Massive protests against the Lula regime are unfolding in Rio de Janeiro 🇧🇷 👏 💪

pic.twitter.com/BgsIpirznL

— Clown World ™ 🤡 (@ClownWorld_) April 21, 2024

After they get rid of him favelas will disappear and Brazil will become the safest place on earth !

But imagine voting for a guy with name Lula

"The science is settled" pic.twitter.com/ko2tEHOd70

— Wall Street Silver (@WallStreetSilv) April 21, 2024