Gareeb Jeetas are now renting themselves.

Pl give me money so I can hire her as my gf😇 pic.twitter.com/6P3tsEKDIZ

— Jeetas posting their L”s (rAnsom eRa) (@yeazlas) May 28, 2024

Why's the b-word so ugly tho

Who'd even want to show that off.

Recently, at a workshop lunch, I was telling a British colleague that I’d not slept well prev night due to dreams where people were voting on EVMs but votes were not being counted. A Turkish colleague overheard & said he too used to have troubled dreams during Erdogan’s elections…

— Professor Nitasha Kaul, PhD (@NitashaKaul) May 27, 2024

I hope you never can

Atleast one Chinese made Type-59G tank procured by Bangladesh was destroyed while firing ammunition manufactured in Pakistan.
Bangladeshis are blaming Chinese who in turn are blaming Pakistanis. pic.twitter.com/g264XnIQLa

— Jaidev Jamwal (@JaidevJamwal) May 28, 2024

All time Favourite Clip🤣💀
pic.twitter.com/PyuERNpcq2

— Ghar Ke Kalesh (@gharkekalesh) May 27, 2024

https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/1d299sw/is_america_giving_narendra_modi_an_easy_ride/?sort=controversial

!bharatiya

so i found out i was pregnant and i got an abortion. the father is my boyfriend and he’s also on stan twitter, this is my way of telling him i aborted it bc idk how else to tell him. i’m so sorry kush when u see this

— Kayokay (@0gkushhhh) May 26, 2024

Since many have said that one month extension in tenure to army chief Manoj Pande could be to use his services to help Modi gov extend it's stay in power if it loses elections on June 4, I feel obliged to respond.
Until 2014, I believed that Indian army could not go the…

— Pravin Sawhney (@PravinSawhney) May 26, 2024

Cyclone, heatwaves and the monsoon in one frame.

(📸 @RockSea) pic.twitter.com/m0XA07Nr13

— Gems of Engineering (@gemsofbabus_) May 25, 2024

Please send monsoons NW fast O Indra deva bless us.

I went on a date once, and we were both having a good time. It was around midnight when we decided to leave, so we both called cabs. His showed up first, so I told him to leave, and he did.
Never texted him after that, and he probably has no idea what went wrong.

— Shubhangi (@whySoVanilla) May 25, 2024

@cyberdick I have to say ascent of Telugu industry has done amazing things for Indian cinema Don't remember being this hyped to watch anything from Bollywood ever.

They built this car themselves

India added an incredible 5 times more solar in the first quarter of 2024, compared to a year ago, or to the previous quarter - a record 10GW

That's 65% of the UK's entire installed solar capacity - in just 3 months!

Wowhttps://t.co/ZpIAfyoTeX #climate pic.twitter.com/Pce20KmjzJ

— Assaad Razzouk (@AssaadRazzouk) May 24, 2024

If solar actually gives us energy security this blasted heat might still have some use