I saw Tom Cruise at a screening for Top Gun in Los Angeles in 1986. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut on my groin. I walked away and continued doing my job, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to the front I saw him trying to walk out the movie theatre doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the concessions stand was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

the song with the small child singing makes me want to commit unspecified hypothetical indiscriminate violence. when it plays it feels like someone sticking a toothpick into my ear hole and whacking it with a hammer.

all other songs are fire. discuss

33% of Pakistan underwater due to unusually strong monsoon rains. Some of these territories had terrible droughts just a few months back.

If climate change is already fricking Pakistan this bad, then it is very likely that in the long run Pakistan will never be able to recover from the effects of climate change. What does this mean? Pakistan very likely to see its economy in further decline.

At this rate it is likely that India will have to start providing aid to Pakistan out of pity. In another 10 years very likely Paki's will be actively grateful for this aid and Pakistani people would be praising India for saving them.

Maybe China will save them. Any day now.

On a related note, Pakistan was one of the countries with the highest amount of Belt and Road Initiative investments.

With allies like these who needs enemies.

yeah, i got bored again.. idk why the res is so shit on the gif but its whatever…

Russiabros, how will yuo ever recover?

@Kong-Vann merch badge plz

I have some bizarre antique animal horn ornament that someone hand-painted hitler on which my mom found some years ago in a thrift shop lol

@UserWithoutACause

you WILL die in the pod

eels eat pizza

he wears an “Anonymous” plastic mask and puts in shitty edits. good indian cringe channel

is trying to be subtle.

Context:

and donut after donut

drift the last chill

revolutionary

God destroyed Sodom for far less than what’s happening in America today. pic.twitter.com/SYd6B2tBrz

— ıllıllı OEF VET ıllıllı (@OEFvetted) October 13, 2022

It has been foretold that @MrPenny will return to save them from darnation.