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!soyteens !zoomers

My fellow, !soyteens, it is an honour to announce the creation of a whole rDrama.net hole dedicated to soyjaks, and the internet culture, events(including, drama of course) and website(s) related to them. I hope this will become a place where many shiny gems , and insightful discussions around this subject are posted. Let the jakking begin!

Or be prepared to face the alternative

lol, lmao

!kowalski

Apparently this happened last year but I stumbled on it today so that's that

Harris Wolobah, a 10th grader from the city of Worcester, died on Sept. 1, 2023, after eating the chip manufactured by Paqui, a Texas-based subsidiary of the Hershey Co.

Holy shit

>be yt

>literally die of spiciness

He also had a congenital heart defect, according to autopsy results obtained by The Associated Press.

Oh. Well that still sounds suspicious. Can you die from spicy foods from just a heart defect?

Apparently this wasn't just a random tiktok challenge, it was actually a product sold in stores specifically to "challenge" people into trying its spiciness, the "Paqui One Chip Challenge"

Poor one out for the little homie

Completely unironically, they just want employees who are on time and can figure how to cover their own shifts for time off.

And that's too much for the redditor

His profile got nuked, I had a tab of his post open that I wanted to read sometime later and now its 404

Did he Ack- himself?

Post the most badass synth song you have. It must ooze 80s from its pores, it must be funky and groovy, it must have the pluck bass and the warm analog sound