Dear leader's little brother brought this lady home and they're getting engaged now. She was nice at first but now she's prowling around like she owns the place and inserting herself into everything.

She is some kind of "world traveler" and I don't want to be cynical because I'm an uncultured loser but it feels like she's making it her "gimmick".

"Oh you've never been to X? The sunsets and the food there is so beautiful AHHH"

Let's call her Jessica. I'm gonna call Dear Leader's brother "Jim" and Dear Leader is Dear Leader, ok?

She claims to speak 4 languages but I'm suspecting she speaks English and OKish Spanish, and is like A2 at the other things. I'm worried she's targetmaxxing the little bro, because he's one of these RVTVURN types, and she claims to know Italian and stuff. I don't know enough Italian to fact check this, but I do know when someone is putting on an act. I also know enough French to know her French is cringe af. She talks like a stiff textbook and acts like frogs like her french so much they don't switched to Anglais. Bullshit. Even Macron suffering severe constipation wouldn't talk that way and her pronunciation is kind of "slurry" and "forcey teethy" in a way idk how to explain. Idk, I'm not fluent in french and I don't want to try speaking french to her because things are bad enough, I called her out on something minor related to waste water and she's been plotting against me ever since. If things don't implode and go back to normal soon I'm gonna have to get out of here.

The very fact that she needs to flex foreign language skills around monolingual Americans is weird and cringe already. I am like 85% sure she answered a phone call in Italian and it was fake or there was a wingwoman on the other end.

Ever since her nice mask wore off (she feels like she bagged the man), she's been making me the butt of various jokes, which is fine tbh, but also she's been pointing out that I could make much more money. Sounds like my grandparents. I can see the glint forming in the eyes of dear leader's little brother and a darkened hungry look in the eyes of several of my peers.

While I intentionally play down the money I make, by just a bit, it is also true that I could be making more. It's also true that I could join a circus school or the military or go be a farmer in New Zealand-- who cares? I pay my dues on time, have time to do other work, and buy what I need on my own with savings to spare. She digs into my business repeatedly and inquires if I've met anyone. She says I need an etsy shop. She eyes my bed & desk area in a way I don't like when the curtain is open-- as if she is assessing every corner of her new kingdom.

She skirts the rules on purpose. We have a chore chart. She is able to "get a feel" for what she wants to do. Yes, you can pick what chores you want and when to stack them in your week, but she has a total lack of commitment and isn't weeding the darn kale even though she wrote her name down. I remember Dear leader had a "talk" with "Gary" about "not feeling it" some days, and it ended with Gary putting a fist in the wall and getting escorted to his beat up truck and told not to come back. I remember when "Melinda" started malingering the 2nd week she was here and Dear Leader said "doctor's note or gtfo" and she gtfo.

Jessica just goes "teehee, I forgot ^_^ I was mesmerized by natures beauty" and they're like "nononono it's cool please make yourself at home" "do you need anything Jess?"

I've never seen Dear Leader defeated like this. I guess he's just really happy his little bro Jim finally got some gussy after that divorce 10 years ago, and tbf she's hot AF and looks 10 years younger than she is, but I do NOT see this going well for anyone. She's obviously crazy and targeting Jim. "Oh wow I love Fast and Furious what a coincidence ^_^ no haha I grew up with blah blah blah" "oh wow I love the MD63 it's my favorite gun too!"

now that I think about it Jim and Dear Leader and Dear Leader's wife have been buying a lot of gun parts recently, but it's just a nerdy thing to them. They like to shoot targets and they like blam blam sounds. Makes it hard to vc with ppl sometimes.

Jessica doesn't like me but she's been going even harder against "Ashley", who legit has some problems but she keeps to herself and does what she's supposed to and doesn't break the law, so I don't know why she's on Ashey's case sometimes. Yeah, this week she's half assing it but she's fricking Ashley. She'll hit a manic episode soon and do 2x as much work and bring back mushrooms from across the state line and then cook a gourmet dinner and clean the windows and paint the barns. She'll do several unlisted things everyone else was putting off. Then she'll call her ex crying, then she'll crash again, have a few "off" days, and do the bare minimum again. Jessica sees Ashley "underperforming" and I can already tell that she thinks she should "fix" her. Ashley came out here to get away from that kinda shit. I'm not EXACTLY sure where Jessica is from because I wasn't paying attention, especially not to the boomer drama around here, but she's acting like a cooperatard, thinking everyone should be maximimizing their potential all the time, reaching new hights, hustle hustle hustle, not accepting that some people have "seasons" and that's ok. Wouldn't be so infuriating if she wasn't such a hypocrite. She's definitely motivating Jim to work harder, that's for sure. "Oh Jim this porch needs flower baskets" "Jimmyyyyyy <3 wouldn't it be cute if there was a hammok here?"

she's got the poor man running back and forth, thinking out loud about how everything could be "better around here" while she does... what exactly? Beside frick Jim? She don't even really live here yet.

Besides Ashley she also leaves the room when "Josh" enters. IMMEDIATELY leaves the room. Josh can smell bullshit, which is another reason I don't think she speaks that many languages and also maybe, her past is sus. Josh and his cat lives in an RV and they don't always come in the house. Josh probably has an IQ of 150+ but you wouldn't know it by talking to him most of the time because it's like talking to a brick wall with a blinking animation. I think I'm just not smart enough to talk to Josh. Josh talks to Ashley about mycology and spores.

I hope the break up doesn't destroy Jim. Jessica is clearly idolizing him as an intellectual leader with people who look up to him. She sees his power, as her power, but really, Jim doesn't have too much power. Yes, he is exellent at speaking leads almost every toast and can bring tears to ur eyes, but Dear Leader and his wife owns the property and they have the final say and half the time, Jim is just going by what they say anyway. Maybe that's why it's so easy for Jessica to boss him around, he's a total follower used to taking orders. Jim's just a sad old guy that lost everything and has to live on his brother's ancap commune but does his best to be positive. I 100% see Jess trying to pit Jim against Dear Leader if their relationship continues. That would tear this place apart.

Also this woman talks too loud I hear her under the floor rn laughing with Dear Leader's wife, and she said something about Greek food. Dear Leader's wife is the one who introduced Jessica to Jim and now they are besties or smth. But I think Jess is making DLW feel bad? DLW has been to Mexico, so she says the sun in Mexico is nothing like the sun in North African countries. So pure, so beautiful. She's always trying to one-up her and it's only getting worse. DLW will never say "lol frick off" she's just gonna feel bad about herself.

Don't even get me started on Jessica's business ideas for us all, that's what pissed me off the most in the first place. No, you can't just decide we make goat soap now. Frick off.

"Shane" has been calling Jessica "princess" in a passive agressive way but everyone is like "Oh that Shane, he's such an butthole!". Shane has had the most pushback towards Jessica's influence, but honestly, that's bad. If you do agree with anything Shane does that's "negative" you're taking ur cues from Shane, which is a huge insult around here. Shane is like our resident Pizzashill.

Jessica knows this, which is why I think she was provoking Shane when she first moved in.

time to start building a credit history

and gtfo