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oh my god it's real https://t.co/Afa7HtSnMY pic.twitter.com/mLiiLimL33
— ᴍʀ ᴘᴜssʏ 🇵🇸 (@mrpxssy) September 18, 2024
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My post yesterday caused quite a stir, my dms are now CLOSED.
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Remove Marsey and replace her with Pepe
Ban every femoid posting here
Add /h/groyper, /h/frenworld and /h/pol2 and make them unblockable
Redirect the fricking top banner to patriots.win
Rangeadmin everyone with a fricking chud badge
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To contact us, send unsolicited peepee pics to carp's mail box and we will get in touch
Edit: Alright I just copy and pasted some shit. Gonna catch some Z's while my free money printer burns the midnight oil. NIght NIght!
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t because despite claiming to be a firm secular agnostic Soren made many biblical allegories to his experiences here on rDrama. Each one of Soren's Allegories serves as a clue to his present whereabouts. Much like Soren's favorite literary work, Dante's "Inferno", Soren is the protagonist of his own story where he is traversing Heck in this case, according to his many written parallels, rDrama. If rDrama is Heck, Carp is JUdas, and Soren is Jesus then who is the devil? Well that's easy. It's clearly at @goodNews4U. In this comment Soren casts down the petulant bot in schizophrenic rage, a parallel to Jesus prevailing over Satan, and the grave. After which Jesus rises from the dead and ascends to Heaven. But where did Soren ascend to? Well in this instance we must remember that soren is an incel, aka a sorencel. By ascending we can infer that soren must have gotten a girlfriend and had disgusting filthy soren s*x. This gave him the courage to leave rDrama for good now that he is a filthy normgroid. But will he return? Well before we can answer that we must answer who parallels God in this allegory. The answer is simple: whoever created @goodNews4U. Answer:@HeyMoon the other filthy Aetheiod on this site. @HeyMoon helped Soren ascend by having s*x with him, and Soren will return when @HeyMoon returns and @HeyMoon will return on Sukkot aka October 16th.
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!khive !marseyartists We need Kamala pepes and we need them NOW!
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- DickButtKiss : cozy af
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Send dc. 10k will get you a jannie position. What's the hole you ask? You just gotta see
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