https://twitter.com/rosethaaartist/status/1796165055186141393

The in question

She also says people need to work longer and spare more money because pensions won't be enough.

In case Ukraine wins EU as reward not only get privileges of betabuxxing khohols foids but also rebuilding the country (there's no way Russia agrees giving even one cent to Ukraine without fully nuking Ukraine) we also get privileges of betabuxxing their old folks and disabled

So as project Ukraine is like one you pump a lot of money so if it's succeed you'll get as reward privileges to pump even more money into this project.

Zelenskyy should hurry up and mobilise the 18 year olds so we get the ultimate 21 century Paraguayan War conclusion.

AI generated some extremely accurate portrayals of Reddit moderators. Needless to say, Redditors aren't happy about it.

https://old.reddit.com/r/AreTheCisOk/comments/1aitzna/these_weird_ai_generated_reddit_moderators/?sort=controversial

Here are the four AI-generated Reddit mods:

...and here are IRL Reddit mods:

EDIT: I found the original thread, which has even more of these:

https://old.reddit.com/r/dalle2/comments/1ai88li/reddit_mods/?sort=controversial

https://archive.is/PPKnU

The debut of Concord at Sony's PlayStation State of Play hasn't been as well received as Sony and developer Firewalk would've hoped. In the hours since Concord's first trailer and gameplay were revealed, the game has been hit with an overly negative response from g*mers.

As of publishing, Concord's cinematic reveal trailer has a 76.99% negative rating while its gameplay trailer has an 82.39% dislike rate. And the comments from fans haven't been any better, with Concord being panned for numerous things ranging from appearing like another Overwatch clone to having “no soul”.

“The cutscene sold me on an adventure,” said one commenter. “The very next words out [of] the developer's mouth is 5v5 FPS.”

Said another, “It's like Guardians of the Galaxy meets Suicide Squad meets Overwatch.”

Concord is a 5v5 hero shooter set in the new Concord galaxy. The game sees players take control of one of a number of “Freegunners”, each having different abilities.

“The Freegunners roam the stars taking high-stakes jobs on worlds across Wild space, where they face other fiercely competitive Freegunner crews,” game director Ryan Ellis said. “From match-to-match, you'll form your team of Freegunners with other players and battle it out with rival crews to take home the reward across a variety of maps and modes.”

He added: “While our core gunplay will feel familiar to shooter fans, the versatility and variety of each Freegunner and their abilities makes it so aim and thumbskill alone aren't always enough to come out on top.”

The game launches on August 23, 2024, for PlayStation 5 and PC. !g*mers

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Man pleads guilty to making 12,000 harassing calls to Congress members

Ade Salim Lilly of Queens placed the calls over 18 months in 2022 and 2023 from Maryland and Puerto Rico, where he was arrested in November, prosecutors said.

A Queens man pleaded guilty Thursday to threatening to kill a congressional aide and to making more than 12,000 harassing phone calls to members of Congress over an 18-month period in 2022 and 2023, federal prosecutors in Washington, D.C. announced.

Ade Salim Lilly, 35, pleaded guilty to one count of making interstate communications with a threat to kidnap or injure, punishable by up to five years in prison, and making repeated telephone calls, which carries up to a two-year prison term. He is scheduled to be sentenced Aug. 28 in Washington before U.S. District Judge Timothy J. Kelly.

“Threatening another person's safety or life is a crime, not protected speech,” Matthew Graves, the U.S. attorney for D.C., said in a statement. “This case should send a clear message that while people are secure in their rights to express themselves, they are not allowed to threaten people and those who do will be held accountable.”

An attorney for Lilly could not immediately be reached for comment.

According to court documents, beginning in February 2022 and continuing until his arrest in Puerto Rico in November 2023, Lilly made thousands of telephone calls to about 54 congressional offices across the country, with about half of the calls placed to offices in D.C.

Lilly placed the calls while he was in Maryland or Puerto Rico, and most were answered by congressional staff members or interns, prosecutors said. Lilly became angry and used vulgar and harassing language in the calls, and in at least one call threatened to kill or injure his listener, according to court papers. Staffers and Capitol Police repeatedly asked him to stop calling and warned that his unwanted calls were harassing and barred by law, but Lilly masked his phone number, prosecutors said.

“I will kill you, I am going to run you over, I will kill you with a bomb or grenade,” prosecutors said Lilly told an aide in a call to an office in D.C. on Oct. 21, 2022. He was arrested in Puerto Rico in November by agents deployed by U.S. Capitol Police.

The government has no evidence that Lilly actually planned to carry out the threats, according to plea papers. A statement of his offense signed by the defendant and submitted by prosecutors did not specify exactly how Lilly made so many calls but said that in at least seven cases, staffers would stop answering the phone once they knew Lilly was targeting the office for harassment.

In those cases, Lilly would repeatedly ring the office, such as one office he called 500 times on Feb. 27 and 28 in 2023, and another office he called 200 times between Feb. 6 and 27, according to plea papers.

Fable

Good anime

What else do you need ?

We just appointed the first Parliamentary Secretary for Men's Behaviour in Australia

— Jacinta Allan (@JacintaAllanMP) May 28, 2024

Some meme politician from a meme country announces some meme government position (consultancy money laundering front) to make sure boys never have fun and al grow into inoffensive HR eunuchs and party tattletales. Chuds seeting in the replies and QRTs.

Periodic reminder that America does have magic dirt, because every other Anglo state is just this now

Don't worry burgers, you already have this it just isn't a government position.

We're watching the plot of Aristophanes' Assemblywomen play out over two thousand years later...

I should be that secretary. (Dudes rock)