Legal scholar checks in

If a senator voted for impeachment, they will be thrown in jail.

True story

I've had Trump followers tell me they can't wait until he wins so they can throw me in a camp. There will be violence and death against anyone not a republican.

Trump will bring back slavery

I expect Trump to reinstate slavery with an executive order.

Most replies basically say get your own account. But by the number of updoots clearly many redditors agree

Boomers hate cursing

What is up with boomers and curse words? Most of their music idols were fricking 15 year olds, what's so bad about an F bomb?

So this redditor had explicit content filter on because mom is on plan? I guess?

Lmaoooo. My mom is on my Spotify plan, I think I'm gonna switch explicit content off just to frick with her 🤭

And finally

Frick these people for saying you should have to get a separate account. There's no reason you can't share an account and save some money.

For your mom: Music is about expression and it turns out that polite words don't always express what we need to express. If your mom thinks she likes music then maybe she'll understand this. Plus explicit doesn't cover all the dirty lyrics that are part of her generation. Afternoon delight?

Glory to the American empire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SpaceX_Mars_Colonization_Program

https://www.esa.int/Enabling_Support/Preparing_for_the_Future/Space_for_Earth/Energy/Helium-3_mining_on_the_lunar_surface

Generally all great empires are a continuation of previous empires.

The Greek empire continued in the form of the Roman empire, the roman empire broke apart with one part taken over by various European tribes and the other continuing as the Byzantine empire.

The European tribes managed to grow enough as to go to the US and mix their genetics together there and form the next greatest empire in the world.

Now, the US being the greatest current empire in the world, the next great empire will be an obvious continuation of the US empire.

The US does not intend to take over any further land on Earth, so where does it go? To the moon of course.

It's free real estate, and only the US has the technology to access it and keep it.

The total area of the moon is 38 million square kilometers. Which is surprisingly a little smaller than the total land area of Asia.

The US is expected to set up a moon base before 2030.

China is the only country with plans to set up a moon base by 2035.

The new age of exploration is the race to colonize the moon.

If the US successfully colonizes the moon, and China fails to do so, and the US successfully manages to mine the moon, that would secure prosperity for their empire for generations to come.

The US is obviously going to successfully do it.

China is less likely to pull it off, as they are trying to set up a moon base in collaboration with Russia, which clearly does not have the competency to be able to pull off a project this big in scope and ambition.

In conclusion:

The US is going to take over the moon within this century.

Glory to the US.

The next stage of white flight is upon us.

Watashi wa anata ni dōi shimasen

Watashi wa anata ni dōi shimasen

Watashi wa anata ni dōi shimasen

I disagree, everything you believe is a tragedy

I disagree with the way you keep preaching insanity

I disagree with all of the reasons you're mad at me

I disagree, everything in your life is a tragedy

Down, let it all burn down

Burn it to the ground

We'll be safe and sound

When it all burns down

Let it all burn down

Burn it to the ground

We'll be safe and sound

When it all burns down

I disagree with the way you continue to pressure me

I disagree with the way you are failing to pleasure me

I disagree, everything is going how it's meant to be

I disagree with the way you continue to pressure me

Down, let it all burn down

Burn it to the ground

We'll be safe and sound

When it all burns down

Let it all burn down

Burn it to the ground

We'll be safe and sound

When it all burns down

If only all of you could see the world I see

Then maybe everyone could live in harmony

Watashi wa anata ni dōi shimasen

Watashi wa anata ni dōi shimasen

Watashi wa anata ni dōi shimasen

Watashi wa anata ni dōi shimasen

Down, let it all burn down

Burn it to the ground

We'll be safe and sound

When it all burns down

Let it all burn down

Burn it to the ground

We'll be safe and sound

When it all burns down

Sorry Jeb!, if you don't have a hot wife, no WAY are you getting in the white house.

Also, I live /r/inthenews. It's just leftoid schizo reeeeing about usually made up nonsense that builds up Trump as this impossibly r-slurred demon instead of what he actually is (softly white collar boomer property developer pervert), so it's going to be extra funny when he wins and they all commit sudoku (or just slink back into impotent seething because nothing in their lives will change when Mega Hitler 2.0 wins again and fatly proclaims things)

I have a soft spot for the near future sci-fi setting in games.

I also like cyberpunk 2077, and Call of Duty future warfare.

It is also why I like the Jujutsu Kaisan anime as it is set in modern day Tokyo.

Fun fact: Arma 3 is set in the 2030's.

Deus Ex Mankind divided is set in the 2020's. We got pretty close to the cybernetic prosthetics didn't we.

I think Ghost Recon future soldier came the closest to getting the level of tech of the 2020's right.

It's eerie how correct they were.

Imperfect invisibility cloak. Check:

https://futurism.com/the-byte/watch-invisibility-cloak-military-use

Attack drones. Check:

Sensor grenade never came to be because its a dumb idea for real life.

Robodog. Check:

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/05/28/china/china-military-rifle-toting-robot-dogs-intl-hnk-ml/index.html

The ghost recon future soldier game came the closest to guessing the future correctly.

This game released in 2012 by the way.

It's sad I feel for whoever this is but come on do it or don't, instead of setting up some ultimatum where he kills himself if no one reaches out this month. Responses are mostly "don't do it bby we love you" which makes no sense but that's reddit for ya.

so it's clips of cm punk v mjf in their dog collar match. this guy shows up absolutely fricking raging.

his first post

yeah nah this shouldn't be allowed. my personal code of ethics is "if it isn't harming you or anyone else, it's fine." but this is very clearly harming another person. whether it's consentual or not does not affect the physical harm it is clearly causing.

NOOOOOOO YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS THING BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT

when that didn't fly and people called him a kitty butt r-slur (seeing tumblrians call someone a kitty was a shock i didn't think they'd do that) he switched tactics

you can literally see the skin being hugely damaged. it's clearly a heavy metal. and monetary compensation isn't going to stop a chain from permanently disabling someone.

BUT THIS SOLID STEEL CHAIN WEIGHS 100 POUNDS IT'S GOING TO PERMANENTLY DISABLE SOMEONE!

you can find it hot, nobody's judging you for that. but keep in mind physically harming other people is not a good thing. as long as you're not hurting anyone, there's no problem. but you can see the harm that's being done to the wrestler in the video. it's even worse than knife kinks, because at least cutting someone has less of a chance t permanently disabled them

people all over this post are furiously jacking off to it for some reason. apparently literally stabbing someone is much better than hitting someone with a chain according to this degenerate (he runs a porn tumblr apparently).

when people still didn't think how he told them and pointed out how no one was actually injured in this match, he dropped his BOMB SHELL to shut everyone up!

yes, in fact i did. his stage name is Marq Lynch, and his back is now permanently scarred. look it up. he said he repeatedly asked to be removed from the scene, and was denied by the produces because of money

this guy really came in to a post about a cm punk match to say his stage name is marq lynch and he was permanently scarred from the match and how he begged for the chain spot to be removed from the scene .

when someone called him an r-slur for making up incredibly easily disproven lies he doubled down with the classic if you aren't going to actually research this i'm done bye and left the thread

you didn't look him up, did you? i'm gonna disengage because you clearly don't actually know anything about this man or the shit he's been forced into. maybe you should try researching before you jump to conclusions, hm? and maybe you should stop insulting people in the face of evidence? bye lol

i guess there's a chance he's just doing a bit and working the marks, but i feel like it's real. maybe I'M the marq being worked.

https://twitter.com/BriaB777/status/1798839202374897957

here's the twitter post where i found all this if anyone wants to scroll through it

there are a ton of people replying basically saying oh my god i'm so hard right now this is so hot i'm cumming you guys omg that i can't bring myself to copy/paste but they are there if yer in to that kind of thing i guess

there's also a lot of WHAT THE FRICK I THOUGHT WRASSLIN' WAS FAKE HOW IS THIS ALLOWED WHAT IS GOING ON from non wrasslin' fans

i was gonna make a whole section of degenerates being horny and a whole section of non wrasslin' fans throwing fits but i don't have it in me. scroll through the thread, there's a lot of r-slurery to be had.

see if they are responsive. If not, call 911

Nah let nature take it's course

Ban narcan

Ngl this is sort of based

BULLETIN: Trump is about to be a free man. pic.twitter.com/OmGjzQuq0p

— toddstarnes (@toddstarnes) June 7, 2024

!chuds !nooticers

How about that, sports fans?

https://twitter.com/i/trending/1799196130657619968

@pizzashill on suicide watch

And what did I say?

Apparently, the jannies loooove streamer shit.

https://desuarchive.org/wsg/thread/5550892/#5565661

Eddie "The Human R-slur" Hall can't be stopped the halfthor thing didn't count

Former worlds strongest man Eddie Hall just slept a dwarf on live television 😳

pic.twitter.com/I5YBnVcGWh

— MMA Orbit (@mma_orbit) June 7, 2024

https://www.healthline.com/health-news/bird-flu-u-s-could-produce-and-ship-100-million-vaccine-doses-within-months

This isn't over 'til we talk in

The light

Said I was sober, but you knew that

I lied

You grip the wheel, maybe I'd like

To try

I'll flip it over, with you and me

Inside

I won't atone for debts I paid for

In full

Hang up my shame on display for you

(for you)

I'm not the same and you don't get to

Decide

Who gets replaced, who gets to live and

To die

So what do you want from me, so what do you want?

So what do you want from me, so what do you want?

So what do you want from me, so what do you want?

So what do you want from me? (So what do you want?)

So what do you want from me, so what do you want?

So what do you want from me, what do you want? Oh

So what do you want?