tumblr found wrasslin' and it's just as hilarious/insufferable as you'd imagine

so it's clips of cm punk v mjf in their dog collar match. this guy shows up absolutely fricking raging.

his first post

yeah nah this shouldn't be allowed. my personal code of ethics is "if it isn't harming you or anyone else, it's fine." but this is very clearly harming another person. whether it's consentual or not does not affect the physical harm it is clearly causing.

NOOOOOOO YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO DO THIS THING BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT

when that didn't fly and people called him a kitty butt r-slur (seeing tumblrians call someone a kitty was a shock i didn't think they'd do that) he switched tactics

you can literally see the skin being hugely damaged. it's clearly a heavy metal. and monetary compensation isn't going to stop a chain from permanently disabling someone.

BUT THIS SOLID STEEL CHAIN WEIGHS 100 POUNDS IT'S GOING TO PERMANENTLY DISABLE SOMEONE!

you can find it hot, nobody's judging you for that. but keep in mind physically harming other people is not a good thing. as long as you're not hurting anyone, there's no problem. but you can see the harm that's being done to the wrestler in the video. it's even worse than knife kinks, because at least cutting someone has less of a chance t permanently disabled them

people all over this post are furiously jacking off to it for some reason. apparently literally stabbing someone is much better than hitting someone with a chain according to this degenerate (he runs a porn tumblr apparently).

when people still didn't think how he told them and pointed out how no one was actually injured in this match, he dropped his BOMB SHELL to shut everyone up!

yes, in fact i did. his stage name is Marq Lynch, and his back is now permanently scarred. look it up. he said he repeatedly asked to be removed from the scene, and was denied by the produces because of money

this guy really came in to a post about a cm punk match to say his stage name is marq lynch and he was permanently scarred from the match and how he begged for the chain spot to be removed from the scene .

when someone called him an r-slur for making up incredibly easily disproven lies he doubled down with the classic if you aren't going to actually research this i'm done bye and left the thread

you didn't look him up, did you? i'm gonna disengage because you clearly don't actually know anything about this man or the shit he's been forced into. maybe you should try researching before you jump to conclusions, hm? and maybe you should stop insulting people in the face of evidence? bye lol

i guess there's a chance he's just doing a bit and working the marks, but i feel like it's real. maybe I'M the marq being worked.

https://x.com/BriaB777/status/1798839202374897957

here's the twitter post where i found all this if anyone wants to scroll through it

there are a ton of people replying basically saying oh my god i'm so hard right now this is so hot i'm cumming you guys omg that i can't bring myself to copy/paste but they are there if yer in to that kind of thing i guess

there's also a lot of WHAT THE FRICK I THOUGHT WRASSLIN' WAS FAKE HOW IS THIS ALLOWED WHAT IS GOING ON from non wrasslin' fans

i was gonna make a whole section of degenerates being horny and a whole section of non wrasslin' fans throwing fits but i don't have it in me. scroll through the thread, there's a lot of r-slurery to be had.