I'd def crash looking at the sights tbh.

Amid nothingness there has to be one shop All the mountain goats must make for a captive clientele

Now who's insulting epic #Ramayana@RSSorg #BajrangDal pic.twitter.com/YXuKQ2XM4f

— Yogendra Panchal (@Gotham_knight66) June 16, 2023

I swear if these motherlovers try to touch Mahabharata I'm going to

For non Hinthi speakers Hanuman is saying the cloth is your father's, the fire (set to it) is your father's and what'll burn is also your father's. Baap is slang for father and burn in this case is from the expression jhant jalna, pubic hair being burnt.

Fricking BIMARU humour man I don't even like Ramayana that much and its still making me

If you're post puberty human, and someone comes to visit our family at home, almost all of them point how short I'm at 5 feet. They'd give me tips (I'm done growing) like go on and hang on bars(thankfully not fan), eat this biscuit, eat that medicine and what not. None of them accepts that both my parents are short and I'm made of their genetics. Environmental factors can only do so much for you. It takes me a lot to accept and be comfortable with myself, but even the best of people visiting our home(the highly educated ones) are same. They make it seem like they're at home not for visiting but for checking me out for arranged marriage and are disappointed when they don't see a beautiful model like fairy. It's the opposite for my extra fair skinned friend who gets told by aunties to keep herself safe from 'dusro ki nazar'. The world can't just accept humans are different, and just make peace with things that can't be changed, at least here in India:) Edit: Apparently even our generation judges, but they keep it to themselves.

Edit2: it sucks when even your mom can't accept the way you look. Like u birthed me?? Genetic pool Kim Kardashian and troye sivan ka kaha se aa jaegA??+pretty people won't understand shit here so💁‍♀️it's not your expertise. You pls be out

Imagine not being the tall kid in your family.

It's really demented, backwards, and even creepy how Indian adults think about a girl's marriageability from such a young age, starting from when she is just a baby. I was only 6 when I'd overhear my relatives, mother included, discussing my complexion, and how it would be perceived in the marriage market, but I'm sure they had those discussions when I was even younger but wasn't old enough to understand it.

Randi foid doesn't understand a joke

Our media normalises it and bodyshaming makes up a major part of 'comedy' scenes.

Everybody in my family said this to me back in the 80s and 90s. Where the f do they get this idea? And it makes no fricking sense either. Do they not understand that bones aren't elastic like gum and dough??????

They just don't want to see manlets and pollute their eyes

Bro you should tell that uncle that he looks like a 5 month pregnant lady. Roast them back dude yelog kabhi nahi sudhringe

I am a 26 year old Male and I am 5ft 3in. My mom used to give me advice like this when I was in 11th and 12th. After a point, she realized that my height is something out of my control and stopped giving advice.

I’m a 4ft 10” female (26y). I’m healthy but slightly overweight (I’ve always been). All my life, random butt uncles and aunties have given me advices like “do skipping”, “hang from a fricking rod”, “ do yoga” and what not. I’ve been bullied for my height and weight since a young age.

Seethe continues for 5x this length

At one point my child was convinced they could be 6' tall if they wanted. I had to sit down and explain genetics and why they could never be that tall. Gave them realistic possible height they could reach. They were not happy with my answer like I was physically holding them back. They've grown to their predicted heights. ..

Mommy I'll be king of the manlets

No son your daddy is a turbo manlet and that is your fate

My relatives cannot accept the fact that I'm not "fat" and its my "body type". LIKE I CANNOT POSSIBLY CUT THIN MY PELVIC BONE WTF. To prove my words, we even went to doctors who said that I'm okay as I'm healthy. Then came the unsolicited advices about my hair (I had once waist length hair which is cut short around my shoulder now).

When did a bunch of fat sexy Indian dudeas set up camp in /r/india kek?

This is what is called ground level reporting. #Pakistanis never miss any chance to make us laugh.#Karachi #CycloneBiperjoy #BiperjoyAlert #Cyclone #CycloneAlert pic.twitter.com/NVU2Wzv83Z

— Faheem Baig (@FaheemBaig_83) June 15, 2023

For goras-the reporter is talking about how deep the water is throughout, he jumps in to show viewers how deep it is(first time he sinks) and same for the second time. Good mic though, I don't think most mics are designed to be water proof.

>If she cheats great

BUILT FOR BIG CHANG PEEPEE

I also like how precious the last commenter is, how can she cheat if she's engaged?

In addition to this, an unknown person encountered him and requested that he can join Prakash for a few drinks. Prakash consented, and the two of them went to Subhash Chowk. When he arrived there, he forgot it was his own car and got out when the other person told him to. The complaint claims that he "had forgotten that he was driving his own car." Prakash travelled home by auto from Subhash Chowk to Huda City Centre metro station. The following morning, he discovered his own mistake.

He admitted to drunk driving the r-slur

In total, Prakash gave the stranger who was present when he got intoxicated in his car Rs 18,000 in cash, his car, laptop, and phone. According to a police source, the police are currently searching through CCTV material from several locations to find the culprit.

Just eat the L and walk away

Amit Prakash may be charged under Section 185 of the Motor Vehicle Act (MVA) based on the details of the complaint. Section 185 of the MVA lists R 10,000 in fines, up to 6 months in jail, or both as possible penalties.

Fricking r-slur. How does he go up to a police station and admit to drunken driving like just I wonder if insurance will screw him out of compensation too, he was drunk and it was a causative factor in it getting stolen.

Details: In Mirzapur A cab driver allegedly mowed down a man for praising Prime Minister Narendra Modi and Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath. The incident took place on Monday when the victim, Rajeshdhar Dubey (50), after attending a wedding function in Mirzapur…

— ADV. ASHUTOSH J. DUBEY 🇮🇳 (@AdvAshutoshBJP) June 13, 2023

This is said to be the video of Kuki militants crossing Indo-Myanmar border into Manipur. A Lt. Gen. rank officer of Indian Army was ridiculed because he spoke exactly the same thing.

Looks like tension about to rise in Manipur. pic.twitter.com/1wK25jTPVx

— Elite Predators (@elitepredatorss) June 6, 2023

These are the civilian government in exile's forces. Objectively speaking more anarchy in Burma is bad for us cause the border is porous, the military doesn't seem to be winning and the 'resistance' is every flavour of ethnic separatists who even if they win might not disarm and stick to their activities outside the country. Doesn't look like a militia either, they have vests and stuff. Army said recently they killed 50 and it seems they are crossing over in strength, from this video too.

Good morning sirs.

Good morning sirs.

Uttarkashi is taking Angdai?

After all, how long will Hindus tolerate? Will he ever say something?

Perhaps the Hindus of Uttarkashi are saying that they will not allow Uttarakhand to become another Kashmir.

Hindu is never so fierce as it is seen in this video.

Perhaps… pic.twitter.com/9zU7WOffYs

— Anamika Singh (@AnamikasinghIN) June 11, 2023

!bharatiya day we clear devbhoomi is finally here

Seriously though with Manipur and this is a proper happening actually approaching

Bengali Hindus get so much hate from bimarus because we try to prove ourselves to be endian nationalist, hindu nationalist, that's why bimarus take us for granted.

I say, all Bengalis hindus, stop being hindu, embrace Shakta identity, stop being endian, embrace Bengali identity

— Kalitolar Kosai (@kalitolarkosai) June 11, 2023

@tiptopkitkat join us we're no longer bimaru adjacent. Biharis and bhangideshis will both get the rope.