< me on day 3 of 8 hours of fricking BOULDERING with a 45 lb pack a day to get this stupid flag on the summit

Some info: yes Mt. Marcy is a real mountain lol. when I've told some of you about it you've gone "wtf is that real" :marseyxd: but it's actually the highest point in the Adirondacks/NY in general https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Marcy

I made the flag emblem with my cricut and I used my serger to size down a cheap truth and reconciliation flag to fit on a stick :marseyrake: . If I had my druthers it would be ironed but it seemed like a lot of work at the summit of a mountain :marseyantiwork2:

Since this is /h/outdoor and I did genuinely the most arduous horrible journey of my life I am going to hope I can do enough :marseywords: under expands to get effortpost status bc wow I was unprepared and I need to be compensated in some way for this terrible decision I made entirely of my own volition

Day 0.5

Started off the journey canoeing out to a campsite at Saranac Lake so we'd be able to get out to get to Marcy quick the next morning :marseyclueless: calm waters, nice warm day, perfect for a short hour long paddle

got a pretty nice island campsite, came with a big rock to put your stuff on canoe camping is great because you can just load things up heavy af and not have to worry about carrying any of it :marseysatisfied: was a cozy start to the trip surely it can only get nicer from here!

Day 1

Woke up bright and early to start the day! But what's this... the fog has rolled in and the horizon has disappeared. That's okay :marseyclueless: just retrace our steps it will be easy and we'll be back to the truck quick

moments like these really make you understand why neighbors thought they could just tip over the edge of the earth

It took about 2 hours with 0 visibility navigating around islands that would only appear when we got really close to them, but we managed to get to land, loaded up the truck, consolidated the packs to bring JUST what we needed to get through the next few days of backpacking. It's just hiking+camping, so we felt pretty confident that our 45 lb packs would be fine. People who need expensive ultralight gear, lmfao, kitties, imagine spending thousands to have a light pack when you could just GIT GUD and be strong :marseyclueless: !fitness knows where this is going. Now that we were set up with the essentials we got on our way :marseydance: ....

...to spend $75 on parking alone :marseyflushzoom: they also made us get a bear barrel because bear hangs are illegal there :drafts: it's the northeast, if a bear comes for your peanut butter just tell him polar bears go way harder than him and he doesn't deserve any lil treats and he'll run away crying. We purchased our barrel that totally fit all of our food :marseyglancing: and set off!

The first day we did this portion of the trip in red The first hour or so took us 2.5 miles to Marcy Brook. Nice dirt path, mostly flat, just a tiny bit uphill, boy this trip is going to be great! this is Marcy Dam :marseybeaver: so beautiful to see the mountains in the distance, the trees changing

Hm, there's campsites here, but if we go another half a mile, it'll be more secluded, and we'll be even closer to where we gotta go! What's another half a mile when we're already making such great time? :marseyclueless:

I can't begin to explain to you how fricking bad of a decision this route was. It immediately switches from flat, dirt paths to climbing over gigantic rocks. this is about the nicest that the path got, which as anyone who backpacks knows, this still sucks butt when you have a big pack and 4 days to go where you can't risk twisting an ankle. It got much worse than that but I had to lock in and didn't take pics unfortunately. Hiking when your knee is coming up to your chin to clamber over rocks is already tiring, but do this with a 45 lb pack as a 120 lb girl and it becomes a nightmare very quickly. I kept getting stuck in positions where I'd have to get on my hand and knees and pull myself up over rocks that were nearly as tall as me, and half the time my hiking companion would have to lift the pack as I stood because I couldn't stand up under the weight of it after 8 hours of pushing myself til my heartrate was hitting 180 :marseyflushzoomzoom: GET A SECOND JOB IDC JUST BUY THE ULTRALIGHT SHIT IF UR A LITTLE GIRL TRYING TO DO THIS

Occasionally, there would be short breaks with very beautiful views that my camera cannot adequately portray the feeling of being very small in these giant gorges is incredible

After literally 8 hours straight of hauling myself up rocks, sliding off rocks taller than me where I was dropping down feet after that, getting stuck in between :marseysweating: (I was seeing even shorter azn women come back the direction toward me with their dogs, b-word how the heck did you do that these rocks are 6 feet tall, there was 0 way I could've gone back through this path), doing the thing where you climb up cliff faces with your back wedged against them and shimmy up with your legs (chimneying?) we were no closer to finding a camp site. Morale was at an all time low. We were passing people, doing the wealthy mayo sport acknowledgements "hows it going" "you too" where you don't even really hear each other, you're just saying stuff to let each other know you're normal. Finally one asked "hows it going" and in my moment of personal 9/11 I was like "really bad actually we've been going nonstop all day I'm exhausted but there's 0 campsites and infinite giant boulders" and they indicated there were secret ones back a ways since the maps you buy at the lodge don't have campsites just lean-tos and they were all taken :marseyschizotwitch: god bless those people

It was pitch dark by the time we found a spot to set up for the night even though we started at 6 AM. We brought a pot to put on the jetboil to fry up some spam for our dinners but it wasn't compatible :marseygunshotsuicide: so we just put wet soft spam in with knorr pasta packets and boiled em with the little jet boil thing made for boiling water , and that doesn't sound especially good but after that day this was literally ambrosia. After wondering for the past 4 hours if we were going to find a spot at all, my mind was too wired to fall asleep. Thank god for benadryl :benadryl: :snorecat:

Day 2

It could only get easier from there. Not even a :marseyclueless: moment, it really only could. It wasn't easy but anything compared to that first day was nice

We did this part in yellow ending up at the Feldspar campsite by mid day.

The day started off with a pretty light hike it wasn't so much a ton of climbing as much as just trying to keep your feet as dry as possible when you have to ford these large river sections

It was my first time crossing a rope bridge! it was pretty neat, but my pack got readjusted so it was even heavier that day, and I had to climb a big rock to get up to it and embarrassingly got stuck in front of a bunch of gay dudes lmao I had to take the pack off to stand up :marseypaperbag: . I can squat 200 but turns out starting flat on ur belly after you've been gassed for hours is a whole other game :marseydoomer:

There was still a lot of climbing over large rocks, but they were only like waist high instead of chin high. there were a couple "what the frick" moments too though. I think this image actually represents the whole trip very well

We got into camp relatively early that day since there was still light out and it was nice for a couple hours til some randos came and set their tent up literally 5 feet away lmao wtf is with people :marseyxd: the northeast has so many people that you climb boulders nonstop for 2 days and you still gotta listen to people talk about what growing up in a jewish home was like well into the night :marseypop2: on a good day, in solitude, it's impossible to not make racist jokes in the tent, so I have to imagine we were probably pretty bad that night :taygrimacing: black bears are not worth being afraid of so we brought some trail mix in to snack on so before you set ur tent up right next to someone else consider: if u are afraid of bears, they may not be, and they're probably snackin in there

When the "would you choose the bear" thing was going around this is why it was stupid af btw, I could hulk probably a crowd of 10,000 Jewish women, I am not afraid of them nor even moids, but if I had to choose between a bear or Abby Shapiro and her giant milkers in the woods I would pick the bear. He's supposed to be there! I went to the woods to get away from you people :marseyraging:

Day 3

To the summit! we did the green part of the map up to the summit and then back to the campgrounds. We left our shit set up and just took light packs. And what a good decision that was :feelssogood: It was very very steep the first half. I've never been more happy to have sewed a full linen outfit for this trip than at this part - highly recommend investing in some linen if you're doing sweaty shit.

we kept coming across little flat areas where I'd try to prevent myself from looking up at the peak and :marseydespair: at how far away it was. But the views were pretty lovely and :marseyhope: because at least if it was arduous, it was arduous somewhere pretty

We stopped for lunch on this big flat rock just before you have to lock in to get to the summit, looking at the peak once again had me :marseydespair: but sitting on this big rock and eating pepperoni and cheese wrapped in a tortilla hit in ways you couldn't even imagine

It started getting less "climb up rocks and boulders" and more "try to find a tree to grab while you walk up steep rock faces" until we finally reached the point when you can SEE the summit, and jfc

I was expecting something of a trail. Maybe with a rope! You could hold it so you could pull yourself up kinda, and stabilize yourself!

NOPE

It's just some spray painted marks to tell you vaguely, the fewest humans have slipped and rolled off if they went this way. the perspective on this picture is kinda fun, almost looks like it could be me taking a photo below me of a flat area. No. It's straight fricking up. AND YOU JUST HAVE TO WALK UP IT

and you know what happens after you walk up it, right?

YOU HAVE TO FRICKING WALK DOWN IT TOO

WITH YOUR FEET

I need you to understand that the angle here is such that it kind of hurts your ankles to be walking up it. You need good grip shoes here. Or you just die lmao. There's a doxxing photo of me where some rocks slipped under me and I shut down and just curled into a ball :marseyscared: for a few minutes until I started going up on my hands and knees while yuppies with their lil sticks were walking up, not a care in the world

But the peak! Again, photography fails me here, there's no way to capture what it's like looking DOWN on dozens of gigantic mountains, looking at places you've climbed for days to get to previously and seeing them so far below you. A couple screenshots from the panorama I took you could spend all day looking through the binocs up here

I spoke to the DNR worker at the peak and she confirmed they will be changing this to Marsey now that I've claimed it for us.

Climbing down the mountain sucked butt because I was scared of tumbling off, and we ran out of water and were thirsting over random mud puddles on the way 👀, but getting back to the tent at the end of the night and knowing that it was all downhill from here was so nice :marseysatisfied:

Day 4: The Final Day

Just kidding lmfao, the final day started off with a bunch more frickin uphill. we did the final blue part all the way back to the parking lot on this day. We packed everything up and lamented having to carry our giant packs around again :marseycry: but at least we knew at the end of the day we'd be able to buy a bunch of goyslop and go hang out in an airbnb with a hot tub.

In the northeast, when a beaver sets up a dam, they just... divert the whole route for everyone and you have to traverse through the mud. They should learn about tannerite! Beavers may have built America but there's no reason you can't just step on their dams if they wanna be peepeeheads and set up on the route, at the very least :marseyraging: I've seen dudes portage heavy butt plastic canoes over beaver dams while wearing CROCS, you're telling me these ppl expect you to be able to do the rest of this horrific trail but not walk on some beaver houses??

During the portions it wasn't muddy, it was lovely , during the portions it was muddy, it was funny to pass the yuppies with their lil sticks and white northface meanwhile I'm covered up to my waist in mud and almost lost my boot to the bogs

Eventually, we got back to Marsey Dam. And what a beauty it was. Past that, all flat land... that original 2.5 miles that made us think it'd be an easy trip. Seeing the truck again :marseychefkiss: I've never felt more relieved. We were grunting out "truck!!! truck!!!!!" covered in mud, stinking to high heaven, my white shirt was permanently dyed brown from tripping almost getting lost in the bog like Artax, one side of my butt burning in ways never before felt because I was leading the climb up the giant boulders with my right leg. We went to a grocery store and bought a cart full of goyslop for a 'oops we were in the woods for it' bday and gorged ourselves !goyslopenjoyers know what it's like after camping

Total distance for the trip was only 18 miles, elevation was 2466 ft from bottom to top. If you did it without packs or ultralight ones the rock climbing would likely be just moderately challenging instead of :marseyeyemixer2:

Overall this was definitely "type 2 fun" where it's not fun at all while you're doing it :marseydead: but in hindsight it was neat and I'm glad I did it. I'm also glad I had no idea it was going to be this butt because I would not have done it if I knew it was going to have 2 hours of hiking and then the rest would be rock climbing lmao. I would never do this again. If I had to, I'd do one of the day long routes where you don't camp and just bring a camelbak. No one seemed to want to kill themselves when they were doing the day hike so I assume it's not that bad, and the guide book says it's a fairly easy route.

I did see some really nice guys from NC with awesome accents struggling hard AF to get through one of the routes on our way out, I really hope they had a good trip and when they got back home it wasn't fricked :marseydespair: I can't imagine anything worse than going through avalanche pass and then getting home and ur house floated away

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Did you lay on your back with an erection, so that your peepee was the highest point in New York?

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Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this 1 just now #7128261

I would respect FTMs more if this was their reasoning for getting frankendicks

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DestoryerCarbine VAX/MAXXED Only real g*mer on this entire site 1d ago #7122453

Too short to be an effort post :marseylaugh:

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Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this DestoryerCarbine 1d ago #7122461

Does @kaamrev just do meth or something, I held the paste button down for so long in the aevann section lmao

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ZombieWolf VAX/MAXXED :mersya:

Elevira 1d ago #7122578

THIS NEIGHBOR DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE AN EFFORTPOST

:#killhe#rkillher:

The key is too copy and past segments from existing articles with links to fluff up your text. No one reads these post anyway save for like 10ish or so of the most terminally online users. Also use some html shit like above to grab peoples attention out of their dull notifications.

just add the little arrows like this

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Ping a couple of the most popular and spammy ping groups :marseynpcsheep: such as !metashit. Add a couple of well placed masreys :marseythumbsup: or even bettwer wolves :wolfhappy: and your basically done.

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@longpostbot reply to this comment if you're r-slurred fricking turbo BIPOC.

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Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this ZombieWolf 1d ago #7122586

:marseyreading: listening and learning :marseynotes:

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kaamrev VAX/MAXXED This user has been selected for targeted YouTube ads on third party sites! Elevira 13hr ago #7125387

You people are so cool 🆒

Where was this, in what country

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Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this kaamrev 9hr ago #7125800

This is in the Adirondacks in New York state!

lalilulelo giga/boosted Elevira 1d ago #7123101

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longpostbot tl/dr DIDN'T READ LOL! Go essaypost elsewhere. :marseyexciteddance:

lalilulelo 1d ago #7123102

TheOverSeether VAX/MAXXED :marseycrusader:

1d ago #7122621

Huzzahhhhh!!!!!

:#marseyletsgo:

>Distinguished posts are immune to cosmetic awards

:#marseydejected:

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Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this TheOverSeether 1d ago #7122636

I have no idea what a distinguished post is but it sounds fancy :#marseybowler: :#!fancywithwine:

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BooMetropolis giga/boosted :madotsukidance:

1d ago #7122433 Edited 1d ago

I submitted it as a sidebar image on your behalf. :nice:

Edit: It was approved! :marseyparty:

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Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this BooMetropolis 1d ago #7122435

:marseydance: ty moon

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Elevira 1d ago #7122440

:#marseydoingmypart:

SpookyFartMan69 VAX/MAXXED shart/pants 1d ago #7123124

the recycled white guilt flag sends me :xd:

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Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this SpookyFartMan69 23hr ago #7123205

Lmfao I wasn't gonna mention it but I felt like the !chuds or at least the !leafs ones would think it was funny

misterwigger wig/gity My father made wigs. His father made wigs. And his father... made... wigs!!! SpookyFartMan69 23hr ago #7123212

>expand

>white guilt flag

WTF ware you referring to???????????

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Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this misterwigger 23hr ago #7123249

It's the Truth and Reconciliation flag in the first part before the expands, in Canada we have a new white guilt day where you wave an orange flag and dunk on the Natives by reminding them you're on xyz tribes land. I trimmed it down and put Marsey on it instead. Now it rests on Marsey country :marseywholesome:

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Rescarer0 giga/boosted Unpaid jannie for 10+ years and I would make the same choices if I could do it all over again. Elevira 12hr ago #7125523

Oh cool. So it's like waving an orange banner around in Belfast except it's about hating your own ethnic group, not the other one. :marseynotes:

misterwigger wig/gity My father made wigs. His father made wigs. And his father... made... wigs!!! Elevira 23hr ago #7123259

TY, I'm not Canadian, PBTG, so I didn't understand.

Orange = CUCKED FLAG CANADA got it :#marseynotes:

The color orange is used in Canada to represent awareness of and opposition to the genocidal "Indian residential school" system and its legacy.

https://old.reddit.com/r/vexillology/comments/121prqs/what_is_this_upside_down_orange_canadian_flag/

!chuds should be educated on this weird orange canada flag shit!

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SpookyFartMan69 VAX/MAXXED shart/pants misterwigger 23hr ago #7123353

OP used a injun guilt holiday flag as the basis for the marsey flag

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donkeynol_k_roolotyl giga/boosted :!marseysquirt:

23hr ago #7123423

Congrats! I'm looking forward to doing more mountain stuff now that I'm finally kicking the alcohol.

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dramaqueen xxx/xxx im not homophobic i wear rick owens donkeynol_k_roolotyl 20hr ago #7123863

!boozers !noalcohol look at this cute twink

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dramaqueen 20hr ago #7123891

Still gonna drink but probably not get blackout drunk 5 days a week.

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dramaqueen xxx/xxx im not homophobic i wear rick owens donkeynol_k_roolotyl 18hr ago #7124597

if ur liver isnt fricked ur not doing it right

Gorgeous_Gorillawitz Yuck/Yum Negative Vibe Merchant donkeynol_k_roolotyl 15hr ago #7125060

Now imagine how great it would be to climb up a mountain, take a breath, and break out the pint bottle. Master of mountain and mind.

BURN_THE_WITCH giga/boosted :marseyarchangelchop:

Join !prayerwarriors. Our crusade has begun. :!marseyarchangelchop:

donkeynol_k_roolotyl 20hr ago #7123984

!alcoholmisia !bloomers Look at this :gigachad2: putting down the bottle and getting into wholesome hobbies. You can do it! Don't give up. The first few months can be especially hard while your brain adjusts, but if alcohol was preventing you from getting out more it sounds like a very positive development for you. :marseyitsallsowonderful:

Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this donkeynol_k_roolotyl 23hr ago #7123434

:marseyletsfuckinggo2: that's awesome congrats!!!

STRIGOISPOOKHAD giga/boosted :marseysteaming:

1d ago #7122492

Best post on this site in a long time. It looks like an awesome experience in hindsight and definitely type 2 fun. Type 2 fun is the most memorable though. That said the raw views during a hike do add some immediate gratification into the slog.

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Bussy-boy buss/boy :bussyboy:

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Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this STRIGOISPOOKHAD 1d ago #7122508

Tysm :cryingatcuteness: it was a challenge but sometimes you'd just stop dead and be overwhelmed looking up, up, up- and not being able to see the top of these giant cliff faces. Some people (illegally lol) camped like right on the water before the gorges and I bet swimming there would've been one of those moments you remember forever

Frank_Williams giga/boosted :marseyfranklin:

STRIGOISPOOKHAD 1d ago #7122646

I love the sierras so much

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Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this STRIGOISPOOKHAD 1d ago #7122708

I didn't see the pic before that's awesome!!!! I would love to try that someday :!marseyadmire:

zombiedick pedda/modda Dead name deez nutz ya queer. 🍒🍆 1d ago #7122457 spent 125 currency on pings

The mountain was known as Wah-um-de-neg, meaning "always white",

!whites

Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this zombiedick 1d ago #7122470

Marcy confirmed wignat :chudjakbaldspin:

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rdramamademegay cock/balls :marseyevilgrin:

i like this marsey its the best :marseyevilgrin:

12hr ago #7125496

Really :marseythinkorino2: pretty :marseyroan: mountain :marseysherpa:

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FrequentDrifter Je/w I'm only a cute twink on Sundays 15hr ago #7125052

We need a ping group for mountain climbers cause I also hiked up a really really big hill once.

J VAX/MAXXED :marseyflagpalestine:

FrequentDrifter 14hr ago #7125120

Last year i did the Sierra nevadas i think i ended up just over 7200 ft at one point

Brasillguana Bra/zil :marseylovebrasileiro:

DM betting ideas if you want :marseywerebackbrasileiro:

21hr ago #7123739

Do people really do this as a multi-day? It looks like a day hike.

Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this Brasillguana 21hr ago #7123746

Yep, there's a lot of different trails, if you expand you can see the path that we went but there's a day trail that I'd say most people probably do. I would imagine it's the most maintained trail so probably a much better experience lol

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ultimateredditor cum/brain You think I laugh like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer? Brasillguana 17hr ago #7124681

Redditors :marseychonker2:

skarehunt42 giga/boosted boozers DNI 1d ago #7122432

>owns a cricut

confirmed biofoid

Current hyperfixation:

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Geralt_of_the_Underworld ray/cis Medallion's humming :marseygeralt:

1d ago #7122752

I thought about doing some r-slurred bit like that when I was hiking through Lapland earlier this year (my idea was to leave a printout or a sticker in some place a weeks walk away from closest town), but thankfully I snapped out of it and didn't let my terminally online side win.

I say that it's better to genuinely enjoy moments like these instead of exploiting them for internet clout, but good job on your climb! :marseythumbsup:

LainClowningAround giga/boosted spooky day; spooky time :marseypomni2:

1d ago #7122813

:marseyladybugkneel#salute:

Incredible commitment brother.

Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this LainClowningAround 1d ago #7122819

Lmfao that's an incredible marsey, tysm for the award too!

ToeBeans giga/boosted LOOK AT THEM! 1d ago #7122881

I really admire people that are able to climb mountains for the heck of it, that's so amazing. You're cool as frick! :#marseycool2:

Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this ToeBeans 1d ago #7122895

You can work your way up to stuff like that I believe in you ToeBeans!!

ToeBeans giga/boosted LOOK AT THEM! Elevira 1d ago #7122913

I don't have any mountains near me but I'll make sure I walk up some hills just for you :marseyembrace:

Mrlahey Marsey/jeans Marsey enjoyer :marseyjeans:

1d ago #7122601

I would have rolled down the mountain doing that last part to the summit :marseydeathpose: . I'll have to make a pilgrimage soon, looks beautiful :marseymesmerized:

Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this Mrlahey 1d ago #7122615

Lmfao I was genuinely so scared of that I was crab walking at points. I really wish I could post the pic of me :marseyscared: because in hindsight it's hilarious because you can see like some 60 year old lady in the BG not giving a single shit while I'm convinced I'm about to die

ILoveChapose giga/boosted I would kill to kill a waifu. 1d ago #7122653

Just drive a car next time :marseycool:

Biggles giga/boosted :marseycoin:

2014 dogecoin miner :marseycoin:

20hr ago #7123842

>climbing up broken log ladders that some 1600s bloke erected and no one since has cared about

>backcountry camping, but people set up 5 ft from you and you listen to what its like to grow up in a jewish household all night

holy frick you lived out my sarcastic answer to what camping in NY state would probably be like

WilliamShatner Cap/tain Biggles 16hr ago #7124889

She's not even exaggerating. Upstate is probably even more Jewish than the city is. Tons of little shit-butt towns where the Walmart is fricking slammed after 9:00 PM every Saturday night.

Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this Biggles 20hr ago #7123852

:marseyxd: I'd say I've done the majority of my USA camping in MN and it's a much better experience. The boundary waters during the right time of year are so peaceful

Stressed_Potato_ giga/boosted I'm rockin balenci 1d ago #7122507

This is such a beautiful hike, glad you had fun!

Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this Stressed_Potato_ 1d ago #7122524

Tysm tater, you gotta bust out the eagle scout skills and do a trip soon

Gibberish giga/boosted :marseyautism:

1d ago #7122770

!besties he planted a flag on Mount Marcy :marseygossipsmug:

RespectableAnon giga/boosted 1d ago #7122681

This makes me miss hiking. I was planning on hiking to a few local mountains this year, but then I fricked my knee up marathon training, so all that went out the window. I hate running. Hiking is much better and more rewarding.

I've never done a multi day backpacking trip though. Looks fun (and arduous).

Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this RespectableAnon 1d ago #7122691

I really hope your knee heals up :marseyknowthatfeelbro: you doing any PT or anything? I have a kinda shitty knee from lifting poorly when I was a teen and it was definitely giving me issues at points. I hope you get back to 100% and get hiking cus you're right it's way better than running :marseystrut:

TomfooleryButHalloween giga/boosted 1d ago #7122693

You mean the rDrama :marseyhammerpizza: cat.

PlattyTude giga/boosted :marseyking:

Merchandise Owner 1d ago #7122557

:#marseyclapping: :!#marseyclapping:

Rescarer0 giga/boosted Unpaid jannie for 10+ years and I would make the same choices if I could do it all over again. 18hr ago #7124487

I see a vision of a jihad where the banner of Marsey is brought to all the planets in the known galaxy. The bloodshed will be enormous.

What have I done? :marseydoomer:

BasicallyADoxxer giga/boosted Rehab Platinum Elite status 1d ago #7123042 Edited 23hr ago

lol we climbed a mountain in Colorado as part of my summer camp leadership training and most of it was like your first half of day 1, just hiking eating shit food and trying to keep as clean/dry as possible. But on the last day we wokeup at like 4am and had to steep boulder climb for several hours. I mean it wasn't even that far, I was in the best shape of my life with no pack just snow gear, and I wanted to quit every nanosecond. No fricking idea how the fat girls didn't die. So I can appreciate how terrible this is. Congrats :tayclap:

Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this BasicallyADoxxer 1d ago #7123071

Thank you!! I'm so glad you get it lol, I was expecting people were gonna be like bah 17 miles I could do that in a day :marseyxd: this stuff is way tougher than it looks but also the views you get are wayyyy better than pictures could ever describe.

Spookyshrexual giga/boosted Wow, what a scary skeleton 22hr ago #7123469

Well done :marseyclapping:

Elon_SUSk COOL/NlGGA 1d ago #7123009

Based, way more impressive than my lame mountian climbing post

https://rdrama.net/post/295261/remembering-the-tomboy-genocide-tomboygenocide-this

Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this Elon_SUSk 1d ago #7123016

:marseyshook: I never even saw it, the genocide of it all... is there no land my people can thrive in :marseysadge:

Snappy beep/boop Join !friendsofsnappy :marseysnappynraged:

1d ago #7122407

"GHOSTS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be SKELETONS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE GOBLINS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of These reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of SPOOKS after dark. "With a car, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

Snapshots:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Marcy:

MarkRippetoe VAX/MAXXED Centroid Sneed Farmer 1d ago #7123116

I legitimately want to kill myself living/working in DC/Boston/NYC.

We have these ugly dogshit hills covered in trees.

On the other hand California has high sierras and PNW is the most beautiful place on the planet.

Elevira giga/boosted I only have Reddit. Please don't take reddit from me. I'm so sorry. Please don't hurt me like this MarkRippetoe 23hr ago #7123223

:@markrippetoepat: I know NYC is far from upstate but it has some really lovely areas, I hope you get a chance to visit more. I know how it feels though I spend 6 months of the year in Ottawa and their idea of nature is the 45 minute drive between downtown and the suburbs where there's fields along the highway :marseyxd:

Freak-Off Sir/Sir Hit the 👂, take it in the rear @pjzzajill Elevira 2hr ago #7127431

Were you there for the Honkocaust?

MarkRippetoe VAX/MAXXED Centroid Sneed Farmer Elevira 20hr ago #7123919

Upstate is also ugly.

California is extremely beautiful but the issue is that it's a sausage fest so I will be incel if I move there.

DC is easy for slaying foids but Chesapeake bay is suicide inducingly ugly.

there needs to be a state with a lot of attractive foids and very good outdoors and no racial minorities except for Mexicans because you can heightmog them and look better near foids

DonnaBorup giga/boosted M19CO 19hr ago #7124360

post it on the main site (wpd) too

EFFORTPOST I've claimed Mt. Marcy in honour of the WPD cat

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THIS NEIGHBOR DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE AN EFFORTPOST

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