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:kanyerant: Soren went missing 6 DAYS before @MoonMetropolis made his account here. There are also 6 letters in the word "BIPOC." On top of that Soren has said "BIPOC" approximately 6 times! That's 3 6's i.e: 666. The devil number. Soren's last words said to me was his secret best friend catchphrase, "frick off Hotep, go to heck" What if Soren wants us to go to Heck to FIND him? In official Soren Lore Carp is depicted by Soren as Judas the betrayer and he as Jesus Christ. This is significan

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t because despite claiming to be a firm secular agnostic Soren made many biblical allegories to his experiences here on rDrama. Each one of Soren's Allegories serves as a clue to his present whereabouts. Much like Soren's favorite literary work, Dante's "Inferno", Soren is the protagonist of his own story where he is traversing Heck in this case, according to his many written parallels, rDrama. If rDrama is Heck, Carp is JUdas, and Soren is Jesus then who is the devil? Well that's easy. It's clearly at @goodNews4U. In this comment Soren casts down the petulant bot in schizophrenic rage, a parallel to Jesus prevailing over Satan, and the grave. After which Jesus rises from the dead and ascends to Heaven. But where did Soren ascend to? Well in this instance we must remember that soren is an incel, aka a sorencel. By ascending we can infer that soren must have gotten a girlfriend and had disgusting filthy soren s*x. This gave him the courage to leave rDrama for good now that he is a filthy normgroid. But will he return? Well before we can answer that we must answer who parallels God in this allegory. The answer is simple: whoever created @goodNews4U. Answer:@HeyMoon the other filthy Aetheiod on this site. @HeyMoon helped Soren ascend by having s*x with him, and Soren will return when @HeyMoon returns and @HeyMoon will return on Sukkot aka October 16th.

:mars#eyjones:

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Soren made the biggest dunk of all time on rdrama then decided to take a break. It's hard to beat perfection like this

:#marseyfrozenrage:

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Dude, giving a mop to a woman who's half an IQ point above ted despite being 15 years older is dramaphilic, weird that people don't get this.

:#marseyemojirofl:

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>15 years older

this should translate to a loss of around 7 points

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>Frocho is the smartest dramatard, femoid or not

This has legs

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since salv vanished, maybe :marseysuspicious:

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Lol I haven't noticed him gone until you mentioned it!

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What'd he do? :marseyclueless:

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!g*mers we DID IT Platysfield sisters, SORENSFIELD is NO MORE!!! :#kingkrooldance:

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https://rdrama.net/h/ai_slop/post/300039/starryai-prompt-donald-trumps-head-on/7018189#context

Reply to my comment you fricking BIPOC it's a genuine request :#marseysulk:

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we lost a real trollcel today :#trolldisappointed:

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@Aevann please help me :#taypray:

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>There are also 6 letters in the word "BIPOC."

Learn to count you dumb BIPOC

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holy shit

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:#marseyshutitdown:

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le soren :#soyjakwow:

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Me every waking moment of my existence

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Wrong. I can deduce the physiognomy of dramatards based on their posts and comments. @Soren is quite possibly the most disgusting dysgenic freak to ever post here. Conversely, @MoonMetropolis is a gigachad.

:marseygigachad:

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That pepe's gonna make sure I get no sleep tonight

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I literally for the life of me don't understand why people find breasts to be fun to look at, they genuinely grosses me out whenever i see a picture of one. I weirdly wish I was as horny for them as other dudes because I feel like I'm missing out on a key feeling in my life. Boobs are hyped up to be the gods ruling this world, the item that wars seem to be fought for, but I don't seem to be able to understand their true power. It's a curse.

I pray that one day, the lord himself will bless me with the ability to go AOOGA and c*m at the speed of light when faced with some fatmilkers, but for now, I'm extremely indifferent and a little grossed out.

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