I have an imaginary boyfriend
Tired of being treated like shit?
Imaginary boyfriend.
He's based on an internet personality I have a crush on. 100% not what that person is actually like, but I was too lazy to make a name and imagine a face.
Now when people ask me what I'm doing with my boyfriend, or what we did last weekend, it's some of the most romantic, delusional shit. Call it manifesting.
"Oh yeah, I was tired so he ordered in my fave food and wrapped me in blankets while he prepared the body clay and then massaged me and then he did a clay body mask. I'm sooooo smooth."
"We went out to the park to recreate fragonard's 'the swing', but I fell off the swing instead of the shoe and he was strong enough to catch me."
"He planned an elaborate day, we're out to watch the ballet's matinee show, then high tea, then we're going to this conference on neurology for the free food but also the brain food."
Just enough to be possible, but just enough to be delusional.
I'm done being treated like an idiot, having no voice, no important hobbies, like I'm not working hard or in pain, like what I expect is too high in standard. So I'm raising the standards in my head. A 2 dimensional male character who can be present and support my self actualization instead of reducing me to a bangmaid.
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very stable and healthy behavior
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You can fix her.
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I want to be some mid foid's bodypillow BF
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I can't but my peepee certainly can.
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I wonder if she'll ever realize shes the foid version of dudes with anime body pillows
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someone recommended she get a body pillow lol
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1fiqxyl/i_have_an_imaginary_boyfriend/lnj46ay/?context=8
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This has to be bait, right?..... right?!?!
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And yet, these mentally 5-year-olds are allowed to vote and feel entitled to being respected.
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It's literally his job
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I haven't been here in a while, I'm not up to date on all the latest gimmickstrags
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Cute twink detected
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if a senile old man can still be running for the President of USA, they are qualified to vote too
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The femcels have progressed to tulpas.
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She seems like a reasonable and sane person.
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So she's a nurse faking having a neurology doctor boyfriend.
"He's at another hospital, you wouldn't know him"
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This is how you know it's delusional, it's extremely unlikely the foid who wrote this isn't fat.
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That's just sad
But how would that prevent her from getting treated like shit?
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If a man doesn't live up to it, he's a LVM scrote and not worth her time.
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Her imaginary boyfriend is an MMA fighter
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I do this too but I pretend my dad is a long haul trucker and not in a federal penitentiary
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Reminder that this is what foids expect you to do with them every day. After spending all of your mental and physical energy wagecucking to scrounge up the fortune needed to survive another month, this is the
BARE 
MINIMUM 
that men should be able to do for their queens.
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THIS is who calls you an incel online
Foids and self awareness are really mutually exclusive
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She wanted a working class experience? The elevated one is "afternoon tea."
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Yknow 40 years ago we'd put people like this in asylums
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Edit: Guys this post made it to some weird site where men are talking about crushing our skulls because of this post.
Sigh "not all men"
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/1fiqxyl/i_have_an_imaginary_boyfriend/:
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This woman talks like a moe.
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and yet there are still people here who deny that fujos >>> yumejos
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