I have an imaginary boyfriend
Tired of being treated like shit?
Imaginary boyfriend.
He's based on an internet personality I have a crush on. 100% not what that person is actually like, but I was too lazy to make a name and imagine a face.
Now when people ask me what I'm doing with my boyfriend, or what we did last weekend, it's some of the most romantic, delusional shit. Call it manifesting.
"Oh yeah, I was tired so he ordered in my fave food and wrapped me in blankets while he prepared the body clay and then massaged me and then he did a clay body mask. I'm sooooo smooth."
"We went out to the park to recreate fragonard's 'the swing', but I fell off the swing instead of the shoe and he was strong enough to catch me."
"He planned an elaborate day, we're out to watch the ballet's matinee show, then high tea, then we're going to this conference on neurology for the free food but also the brain food."
Just enough to be possible, but just enough to be delusional.
I'm done being treated like an idiot, having no voice, no important hobbies, like I'm not working hard or in pain, like what I expect is too high in standard. So I'm raising the standards in my head. A 2 dimensional male character who can be present and support my self actualization instead of reducing me to a bangmaid.
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And yet, these mentally 5-year-olds are allowed to vote and feel entitled to being respected.
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unironic sneed detected!
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It's literally his job
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I haven't been here in a while, I'm not up to date on all the latest gimmickstrags
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Cute twink detected
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if a senile old man can still be running for the President of USA, they are qualified to vote too
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