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Cyberpunk never quite hit on just how depressing the future is.

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  • DickButtKiss : It was literally just because it was 80s-90s aesthetic but futuristic. You liked the 80s thats all

right??

even though everyone lived in pods it was so much cooler. The tech was grittier, the public transit worked like it does in Japan and there were good drugs and neon everywhere

yeah our phones probably outperform gibson's AI hardware but all we get is fent cities and subscription apps

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>all we get is fent cities and subscription apps

Boohoo. Cheap opioids and an easy way to grift zoomers and dramatards still complain. Get a grip and learn how to snort fent like the rest of us. Point in case, you never see fent users complain or spend half their life on a shitty reddit offspring. They are enjoying life like god intended.

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:#speechbubble:

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to be fair i drove past a fent camp today and there wasnt a phone in sight, just people living in the moment

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George Floyd wasn't a warning, he was an instruction manual. :marseywholesome:

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You're not supposed to say that in front of the cops, they may shoot you.

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>our phones probably outperform gibsons ai hardware

our phones may be 1000x faster but codeslop and iot devs write 10000x slower code

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If RollerCoaster Tycoon released today, unchanged graphically, it would somehow take up 3.2GB and need an i7 to run

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how old are you

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Getting close to 40 :platyold:

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wait until you turn 20 :marseyworried:

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:marseydisagree: You did not read many then.

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Never heard of Man, who wrote it?

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*many

:marseyme: :marseybrainlet:

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  • DickButtKiss : Repo man? They would literally repo your synth-organs while your alive if you missed a payment

Was one of them about paying a subscription to use your appliances? Because I can't think of anything more mundanely soul crushing.

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Reminds me of the libertarian detective copypasta

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Phillip K. Peepee knew. In the future, your doorknob will be able to sue you for abuse.

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I read Do Androids Dream, and watched both Blade Runners and Scanner Darkly, what else you recommend?

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I'd recommend reading Scanner Darkly if you've only seen the film. The Penultimate Truth is quite good as well

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Ubik is my favorite of his stories. They've been trying to make it into a movie for ages

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its so crazy IDK how they would adapt it. it starts out with this like futurama dectective crew and there are so many plot twists and things that are hard to convey visually

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The closest they got to making the world of Ubik was the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror

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a brave new world

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!codecels it's just a small subscription fee

Just a little one

You're gonna pay up, right?

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Cooking in plastic is gay af

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ITT: Fricking heathens who have never had a sous vide ribeye.

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Am*ricans will perform an involved hours long cooking process to season their steaks with microplastics instead of just buying quality meat. Charcoal or bust :marseygrilling2#:

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I'm not a school shooter, how fricking dare you suggest I am. Just for that I am going to make your dad eat my butt tonight rather than just swallow my load.

will perform an involved hours long cooking process to season their steaks

Ackchyually its about denaturing the protein and getting the meat to express water in a way that preserves the flavor.

instead of just buying quality meat.

I have a literal butcher. I can't be any more pretentious about the quality of my meat.

microplastics

Anyone who worries about microplastics transfer to food doesn't understand microplastics. If it turns out the EDCs are bioactive in humans we are totally fricked, they are already in everything and majority come from tires.

Charcoal

Reverse sear is on charcoal if im not feeling lazy. Usually I am feeling lazy.

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express water lol have you tried going outside and expressing yourself to a woman

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You want me to go near gussy? I might catch something.

I'll express myself to you though baby. I'll express both inches.

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Use a crock pot and silicone (plastic for microplastic schizos) for the food

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Frick no, piracy and free was embedded into my soul. It's not even about the money at this point

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the only thing i subscribe to is a pirate plex server

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Can try out RD instead, its generally cheaper

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idk what that is

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Torrenting as a service, costs 3$ a month. It's theoretically a service that downloads torrents for you, but it's mostly used due to its cache of pretty much every public torrent with more than 10-20 seeds, so it doubles as a streaming service

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Sous vide is good for chicken but my goodness it is horrible for steaks. Worst steaks of my life were sous vide made

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Steaks are easy. Take a steak cover it in seasoning, baste in soy sauce and lemon juice. Heat up a pan of olive oil medium high. Slap the steal on it and put some butter onthe top. Cook for 2-3 minutes, flip. Reseason as it cooks for another 2-3 minutes.

Boom nice juicy flavorful bleu-rare steak. No fancy cowtools or devices. My dad always grills steals done on the grill so im biased against grilled steaks :marseypuke: !grillers

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heck yeah brother

depends on the cut, but 2-2:15 @ ~450 is king. let it dry in the fridge for the best crust

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(recent steaks i've grilled for my feller)


May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem. :marseyakbar:https://i.rdrama.net/images/169731781958969.webp

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I eat steak with my bare hands no fork or knife :marseywholesomeferal:

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darn you throwing a bbq near dc ?

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The grill is nice cause I don't have to worry about smoking out the house when I sear steaks in a pan


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Salt and pepper

2 minutes each side

Down the hatch

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>no coating it in piss and dropping it in a pot of boiling water for 10 minutes

unbelievable

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soy sauce

lemon juice

olive oil

You deserve to be executed if any of those are involved with steak before cooking it. Also if your seasoning involves more than salt, pepper, garlic & rosemary.

Particularly the soy sauce & lemon juice, acidity reduces maillard. One of the reasons why steak cooked over coals tastes better is that the ash & smoke increases the pH of the surface of the meat

You absolutely never fricking pan fry steak. A brown butter baste gets you a nice crust but your pan needs to exceed the smoke point of olive oil, you are searing not frying, for enough maillard. This also precludes the use of sawdust seasonings.

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I never used the word frying :marseyshrug: I make what tastes good to me

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Frying is a temperature range. If you are using olive oil and your food doesn't taste like sucking on a penny then you are frying.

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:marseych#eckem2: nice quads, sorry about the 1k dc ping though

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Soy sauce and lemon juice?

IDK, I just dry brine with salt + pepper at room temp (sometimes a tad of garlic powder for rizz) for ideally and hour and then cook on the grill. I try to use a meat thermometer.

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Pan seared is always better. Your father is an idiot.

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Tsmt

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Did you put oil and herbs in with them? Sous vide is how they cook them at steak houses.

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skill issue

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I like sous videing my steak in butter and some herbs and then hitting it with the reverse sear. Not the best steak I've ever had but I like using it when I'm preparing some other dish at the same time bc it's brainless


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Sous vide and reverse searing on the same piece of meat sounds r-slurred and dry as heck

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Maybe to an r-slur. How are you thinking it gets dried out this way?

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Because you are double cooking a piece of meat?

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You don't lose any moisture with sous vide and searing it literally seals in the moisture.

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Yeah a sear isn't a reverse sear r-slur. Sous vide includes searing before serving, a reverse sear is when you chuck it in the oven

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All this extra work cause y'all neighbors don't know how to cook a steak. Smh.

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You must have some vast misconception of what I'm talking about then


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No? You have already cooked the meat to your end internal temp with the sous vide, why would you then chuck it in the oven and cook it again? You are double cooking meat, literally cooking meat that is already cooked and only needs to be seared in a pan

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served blue? seared after? cos thats the only use case

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I start the BBQ on high when it hits the water. Pittsburgh blue you can eat with a spoon.

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aw heck yeah

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got mine for 20$ at an estate sale :#marseysmughips:

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Society:

>Le heckin' microplastics are bad they're literally killing you :soycry:

Me:

>lol I boil all my food enclosed in plastic bags :gigachad2:

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Save us St. Ignucious

>Gno

:marseyitsover:

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Why wouldn't you just stick two electrodes inwater with adjustable voltage?

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How about you just heat up a pan on the stove and cook in there like a normal fricking person

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Because that will overcook and soak the protein

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No.

a good sous vide has a little pump to circulate water but barring that you still want an element and PWM

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This sounds, wrong

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But it's literally how they work

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Ya but you don't need all that nonsense to heat water

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It's not so much heating as it is maintaining a very tight temp control within a specified range

Even if you were to use electrodes you still would want PWM because voltage regulation is basically r-slurred

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I don't know what a fricking sous vide is but the people who do deserve this


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it's a trendy new appliance that both complicates cooking and introduces a lot of microplastics into your bloodstream

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Hmmm. I'll buy one if it's also a pain in the arse to clean


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No but it creates a lot of plastic waste because everything that goes in has to be vacuum sealed

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Is every single person that owns a sous vide a vacuum fetishist? Scientists say: yes!

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Love how everything is a subscription service now

I was trying to get some fitness tracking stuff for bike rides on my Apple Watch and half the apps were monthly payments for a fricking cycling tracker. My favorite was a pedometer that wanted a subscription though.

SAAS is such a shit concept lmao

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I switched to Joule when GabeN started shilling it. They just charge you for access to fancy recipes. Their protocol was reverse engineered 7 years ago so I don't even use their app.

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!masterchef best be looking for other sous vide cookers, if you're using this brand...

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I love my anova. I have literally never used the Bluetooth. There are only controls for time and temp and it's on the device itself.


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I have the original cooker, and I don't bother to use the app with it. It works fine to set the temp with the wheel and just let it run.

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i boiled my hotdogs and ribs in water way before this sowsvide thing was trendy:marseyindignant:

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Oh yeah, my brother-in-law has this exact same device and was bitching about losing support a couple weeks ago.

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Sous vide at home is r-slurred

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Yeah, the microwave is right there??

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All those people are fricking dumb and have no idea what they're even talking about, jailbreaking and a new OS. :marseyeyeroll: It would just need an open program for reading and transmitting probably single bits of code via Bluetooth.

Edit:Wait are they even more r-slurred than I thought and it's wifi, not bluetooth?

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jewish chads won

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I heckin love all my smart devices, all connected to the heckin cloud all the time :marseysoylentgrin:

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