Got there early, gates opened at 10 and we were around 830 I think? But it still took over 2 hours just to get in the gates where the real queue began. Energy was high and everyone was very friendly. Lots of vendors with dirt cheap pretty cool merch. And then there was this man doing really elaborate paintings too.
Random Korean dudes waving Korea and America flags doing the YMCA.
A very patriotic truck.
And some enormous flags.
Excellent positioning and proximity to the stage. Lying our way onto the bleachers almost worked but the second guy wouldn't let us. But this was a fine spot.
Parachute guys were cool.
Some artist dude speed painted something to the Star Spangled Banner and it turned out ok but it was very weird when it was midway through so I took a picture to scoff at.
Trump Force One eventually arrived and interrupted McCormick iirc because everyone just wanted to see the plane carrying the President.
The guy who didn't flinch and just got really intense and angry waiting for Trump to get up after he got shot last time got to speak a bit wearing the same getup, he was pretty cool.
Vance was surprisingly high energy and has way better stage presence than I thought he does. Also kept wandering around the stage to look at everyone, him and Trump did that a ton instead of staying behind the three panels of bulletproof glass.
Here's Orange Man himself smiling directly at me because he meant it when he said he loves you (me, specifically).
I think he was singling along with his opera singer friend who performed (actually quite good).
Edit: I think this is actually Lee Greenwood lol
Left before Elon came on because I can only stand in one spot for so long (8 hours) without moving an inch I'm sorry.
Some cool videos including of Lee Greenwood singing God Bless The USA and I'm glad I got to see that before he kicks the bucket. Too tired to make sure there's nothing doxxy in the videos though.
All in all I'd never do that again and my legs will be aching for at least a day but I feel it was good to do given what happened last time. Unfortunately 60000 other people had the same idea so it was ridiculously hot despite being a cool day. Fun experience, everyone was super nice, unique ultra high energy I've not seen anywhere else, I am taller than Tim Pool and three people I'm pretty sure were groypers (obnoxious, unfunny, losers, America First hats).
I got two shirts, a NEVER SURRENDER flag, a MAGA cowboy hat, a $15 hot sausage, and some seemingly out of her mind very handsy lady from Philly gave me what seems to be a schizophrenic book vaguely related to an election that I will never read.
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Oh also all the USSS and DHS dudes were hulking beasts but then look at this random gigaporcine USSS fellow lol
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I also had a mini bic confiscated by USSS !rebels
(they just told me at the security scan that I couldn't bring it in and I gave it up)
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Something like this? Why would you wear that?
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Post more of her
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Usually yes
But look at her
She makes it work
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Carp has a bimbo fetish
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Every heterosexual red blooded man (male) that isn't a cute twink or a p-dophile has one
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what no kitty does to a mf
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I want to have s*x with the trashy alien girl
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Oh carp gets kitty! Carp tell him about that time we went to singles night and you got that number from that one hot soccer mom. (She was a total milf)
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I can't stand that haircut lol
Patiently waiting for it to leave media
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YOU HEAR ME GLOWIES?
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Oh was he the moid who got mad because his pornstar gf did porn, and he tried to r*pe her but couldn't get hard?
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Idk who she is, she comes up first when you type 'micro bikini' in the gif finder
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she looks like the pornstar who got beat up by Warmachine from UFC
Christy Mack
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I'd rather see Borat in a tankini than a woman with a shaved head
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but you are a MSM so that tracks actually
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It was only that one time
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will you ever fully come back to wpd? i miss you... :(
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wow! I cant believe you were acrually there thats so nuts. How many cybertrucks were there? Did you get to meet Laura Loomer?
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The frick? That's football stadium price.
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all proceeds go to Israel
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Oh, okay, it's for a good cause
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I'll take 2
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These rallies are so tacky it's like an art form
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Green Party member hands typed this
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Best MNN field reporter
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How did it feel like entering a place where the average IQ dropped by at least 25 points?
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I don't see any black people in the photos
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And that's how you know it's the trash whites who are the most r-slurred.
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Oh right, because it would more than 25 points then
my bad
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how did these guys land without disrespecting the flag by either stepping on it or letting it touching the ground when they land?
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They already disrespect the flag by having it the wrong way round
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It was for the people on the other side of it, though
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Sounds like unpatriotic lies to me
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He was shot with an anti air missile so that the flag was respectfully incinerated before touching the ground. Namaste
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I would have paid for pizzas flight and hotel so he could go with you
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How excited do you think tim poole gets at the turn of fall? To not have to justify wearing a beanie in summer anymore? It has to be a huge weight off his shoulders.
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It's physically impossible for me to have been able to smell him from like 40 feet away but I swear I could
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DAE ever get invited over to a house where a short family lives and youre the only tall person and everything is smaller and you have to crouch to avoid their chandalier(which i like to pronounce funny [shandawleeyay!])? I always feel so out of place, butt its fun bc I feel like Gandalf in the first LOTR
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no but i like to stand directly under my dads pendant light by the kitchen island because it rubs in my hair and my wife can't take me seriously when having conversations doing that
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I bet it's where you get your best ideas.
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I saw Lee Greenwood 20 years ago, it was 90 minutes of waiting for "God Bless the USA," it was well worth it.
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Cool stuff.
I am too lazy to go to political rallies, so seeing anybody's first hand account is always a nice experience.
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You're really not missing anything. This one in particular was just important to be present for is all, at least that's how I saw it.
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I went to a Trump, Hillary, and Bernie rally in 2016.
Trump rally: High energy, lots of dysgenic freaks and good looking white people. Very bi-modal distribution… also had a bunch of Bill Clinton shirts that said "R*pe" on them like the old Obama posters.
Hillary Rally: Lots of old people, less energy but not really anything special. Very forgettable.
Bernie Rally: Every stereotype of leftist people there. Lots of women with hairy arm pits, super obese people (same as Trump but way younger).
Trump Rally was the most fun since Trump kept saying it was a Thursday (it was Friday) and refused to correct himself after being told multiple times the correct day. Some dude started freaking out in it and Trump said the wall just got taller to massive applause.
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It's always Thursday somewhere.
The Trump rally really was absurdly friendly though; the boomers always going on online about how they're places of "love" or whatever were surprisingly proven right from my experience. Everyone was having a good time and even when there were minor disagreements in the line like some guy selling merch and calling people r-slurs, stupid bitches, whatever when they got ad libbed quiz questions wrong they'd banter back and it was really chill.
Surprisingly large black presence too, both in vendors and the crowds. One of the vendors was a black dude selling SAY NO TO THE HO shirts and rapping it.
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Here is something I don't get. Why are both Conservatives and Liberals all so fricking ugly?
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Most people are ugly
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!chuds would you?
furry rights are human rights
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Eww no
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No
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thunderthighs with chickenleg calfs
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If you can't find a pair of thighs to squeeze between you could just try having an inch of forearms
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Only if Bailey jay isn't available
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Read the post. In order to go to one of these things, you stand in 1 place listening to r-slurs grandstand for 8 hours. Only ugly people would do that.
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did you get a trumpy trout or are you a commie traitor
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A hwat
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https://rdrama.net/post/305876/is-trumpy-trout-a-real-thing
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Carp is a known
I'm not buying his story.
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:marseycarpglow:
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:#marseycarpglow:
:#marseycarpboobs:
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!friendsofbussy-boy what did he mean by this
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He was just saying what we've all been thinking.
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I'm just trying to spread positivity around!
I'm really passionate about this.
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So... are you back now? We won't have Carbine doing emojis (and rejecting everything) anymore?
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I'm not
This was fun and unique though and I felt it would benefit the site to have a thread on
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WHEN ARE YOU COMING BACK!?
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I forget you're new lol he does this every few months.
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Patience moon metroplois. This is the way of the carp.
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dumbass hes back now
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Then why did he just say that he only came back to make this thread and isn't actually back yet?
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More like Tim Fool. I'm pretty sure he's a Trump supporter.
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He's bald lol.
Also Carp, please answer my dm, thx
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how come USA has no chud party
At least in kkklanada we have the PPC that gets like 2% of the vote
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We have the Constitutional Something party. And the libertarians. We got fringe parties, it's just that they're more like 1% than 2%.
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theres literally dozens of parties in USA tho
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They're filled with complete schizos honestly should
do a deep dive drama 
post into it at some point 
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I thought you were from the south?
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That's a terrible thing to say about someone.
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Aren't you Mexican?
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Once you get south of the border everything flips around and becomes okay. They can even wear cowboy hats without me calling them homos.
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Finally, a BASED carp post
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Is it Fennelton? I dated a girl who lived in Fennelton.
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