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  • DickButtKiss : Lol this dude is a Trump supporter btw. This is a coded message obviously
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We're gonna win this thing

For years the elites of the dramasphere have conspired to suppress the pizzabros, a nomadic group of text warriors that travel from drama website to drama website to spread the gospel of anti-foidism.

Whenever we climb near the reins of power the jannies collude to stop us from over running them.

But the elites have made their biggest mistake yet - having fair and open elections, something they never considered before. They have underestimated the pizzabros and walked right into the kill zone.

To my supporters - do not let them silence you, we have come further than ever before. They laughed at us when we said we'd ascend to power and bring the jannie problem to a final solution. I believe the sound of laughter might have suffocated in their throats in the meantime.

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@Aevann is looking :marseyoperasmug: for new blood! Someone to replace our dead fishy friend :marseychinchilla2: @FBIshill

Instead of modding people in exchange for nudes (@404notfound) or hundreds of thousands of dollars :marseycoin: (@The10thMan), The Capy has finally decided to accept :marseyokay: some western :marseycowboy: values into his heart :marseyxmr: and will be letting THE PEOPLE choose :marseyvalentine: a new moderator :marseymooserevenge: via DEMOCRACY.

For the primary, you can vote for as many or as few people as you want

Tomorrow at 10am est this vote will close :marseynoyouzoom: and the 4 people with the most votes will be entered in to the FINALS where :marseydrama: only one vote will be allowed.


ps - feel free to do write :marseychudnotes: ins in the comments by surrounding someones name with 2 dollar :marseysamhyde: signs :marseymoney: on either side

!poll_voters !r-slurs !metashit

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:marseysalutepride: :marseylgbtflag3: ITS ALMOST PRIDE MONTH :marseysalutepride: :marseylgbtflag3:

Please type the following phrase to receive full pride month benefits ‘GAY PRIDE WORLDWIDE' .

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lmao

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173199932479873.webp

Can the jannies add the OP to the Snappy comment pool:

"Its wrong. By every measure of the Bible its wrong. Our hope and prayer should be for them to repent of this sin and turn and follow Christ. Out hope is for them to become Brothers and Sisters in Christ but they must repent of their sin. We must pray that the Holy Spirit would convict them of their sin and error and turn and follow Christ. For the “Christians” affirming this sin. Stop it. Instead pray for repentance that leads to salvation, Through grace by faith in Jesus Christ. Before its too late. God bless."

Due to multiple reports on the post, the jannies have made a statement:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173199920803428.webp

Quoting the bible gets you jannied, so the jannies are working overtime:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173199922270756.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173199924384978.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173199926502724.webp

Redditor accuses others of choosing to be be offended, but self-jannies

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717319992367761.webp

Redditors engage in a Christian-off

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173199927948534.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173199930157819.webp

Redditor tells other to take meds

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173199932926078.webp

OP previously made a post denouncing a groomercord user for being a coomer

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173199933788495.webp

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I live infront of University dorm, they usually have Parties on the weekend and play really loud music. No problem with that. Just right now I was standing on my balcony and watering my flowers, when they stared playing the song "L'Amour Toujours" and started shouting " Deutschland den Deutschen, Ausländer raus" and one guy came to the window and pointed at me singing that and dancing. I just shook my head and came inside but I don't know I feel like shit rn. Can I Film them next time and report it to the police?

This really demotivated me.I am trying so hard to integrate here. I am learning german fulltime, I do Ehrenamtliche Arbeit, heck I even want to work in the Medical field. I am legit trying to be a Model immigrant here. This is the second time something like this happened and we live in a REALLY diverse City.

>This really demotivated me.I am trying so hard to integrate here. I am learning german fulltime, I do Ehrenamtliche Arbeit, heck I even want to work in the Medical field. I am legit trying to be a Model immigrant here.

:marseysurejan:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173203956695135.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/171732039594049.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1717320396240485.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173203965376563.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17173203975099523.webp

!chuds choice seethe :marseyfluffy:

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I miss the day when men (with testicles) would post pictures of good looking women saying "this me" and yall were so fricking enamored with his wikipedia copy pasting about Bigfoot and greys

"Actually the cryptid posts are good!"

:marseys#mughips:

That's why literally no one has done it since then.

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juice from twitter . unsorted

https://nitter.poast.org/SatyanshuYadav8/status/1797187316630393245

https://nitter.poast.org/LifeUfDeep/status/1797186785459765304

https://nitter.poast.org/NotyourVivek/status/1797181742790443316

https://nitter.poast.org/CricDevta/status/1797150554692767801 for your eyes only, @Sasanka_of_Gauda

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Janny :marseymoplicker: Cute twinkry :marseybundle: in r/BatmanArkham
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The labelling on this SodaStream box : pics
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The disagreements have been relatively civil in tone so far, but keep watch. It could get ugly soon.

Funny observation: the guy defending Biden has an avatar resembling the NPC wojak.

There's nothing for the other side to go after biden for though. They have nothing. They went into attempts to impeach him, but couldnt even come up with a reason. They hoped they would find one after investigations, but couldn't. Which is completely backwards btw, but it just illustrates the difference between the two. But regardless of whether Biden steps in or not (he wont btw he has no part in any of this) the right will still go after him anyway.

His avatar: https://assets-prd.ignimgs.com/avatars/4ec7e120e4b03724f868abbc/Untitled-2-1677987209676.png

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She could have followed up by throwing a match on him. (403)

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Nta. She's a psycho. Dump her. (-50)

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It's understandable to be upset, but her reaction was instinctive. Discuss boundaries and safety in your pranks to avoid future incidents. Communication is key to resolving this. (-29)

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Definitely YTA. You intentionally cause a surprise reaction........and you're mad because the surprise reaction you intentionally caused didn't follow the imaginary script you fantasized in your head?This reminds me of instances where robbers use fake guns.They GET FRICKING SHOT AND KILLED by people defending themselves with REAL guns.......and their criminal loved ones all b-word and complain about it being a fake gun and the robbery victim was never in any real danger.How FRICKED UP is that? The entire intent of the fake gun was to make the victim believe they were in danger.......and when the victim actually did exactly what was intended, suddenly the script gets rewritten and the robbery victim was supposed to not react as if they were in danger.OP intentionally wanted and caused his GF to be frightened and react defensively........and now it's her fault that she...........got frightened and reacted defensively. How fricked up is that? (1)

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Are you fricking stupid? YTA. You pretended to mug your gf and are shocked she pepper sprayed you? Like seriously you're surprised? People get shot over trying to mug people. also, I know you probably can't grasp this as A man, but it is terrifying to be a women getting harassed by a man let alone being ROBBED men kill women all the time for simply rejecting them and you think your gf is an butthole for reacting this way when you pretend to Rob her. What the actual frick is wrong with you. if you truly cannot grasp why she pepper sprayed you, You're a fricking troglodite. This has to be fake because there's no way you're this stupid I'm calling BS (3)

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Ok reading the title I was thinking “frick her, run”, but this is on you dude. Yes it was extreme on her part but you did scare her and weird shit happens when people are scared. I HATE people scaring me and had a buddy do this to me early morning before work. I fricking punched him. By the time I realized it was him the damage was already done. That's not who I am, but he got me good and I legit thought it was something bad coming for me.The one rule of scaring people is don't scare people with weapons or things they can hurt you with, because you might regret it. (1)

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buckle up buckaroos!
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