- DickButtKiss : Lol this dude is a Trump supporter btw. This is a coded message obviously
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For years the elites of the dramasphere have conspired to suppress the pizzabros, a nomadic group of text warriors that travel from drama website to drama website to spread the gospel of anti-foidism.
Whenever we climb near the reins of power the jannies collude to stop us from over running them.
But the elites have made their biggest mistake yet - having fair and open elections, something they never considered before. They have underestimated the pizzabros and walked right into the kill zone.
To my supporters - do not let them silence you, we have come further than ever before. They laughed at us when we said we'd ascend to power and bring the jannie problem to a final solution. I believe the sound of laughter might have suffocated in their throats in the meantime.
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : Can a janny give me the 2500 that was stolen from me
- la_brava : All Jannies Are Bastards
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@Aevann is looking for new blood! Someone to replace our dead fishy friend @FBIshill
Instead of modding people in exchange for nudes (@404notfound) or hundreds of thousands of dollars (@The10thMan), The Capy has finally decided to accept some western values into his heart and will be letting THE PEOPLE choose a new moderator via DEMOCRACY.
For the primary, you can vote for as many or as few people as you want
Tomorrow at 10am est this vote will close and the 4 people with the most votes will be entered in to the FINALS where only one vote will be allowed.
ps - feel free to do write ins in the comments by surrounding someones name with 2 dollar signs on either side
- peepeehands : /h/cute twink
- 14881355 : Upvote my comment, it's very funny
- Hyperborea : this is just the i wanna be a janny thing again but less funny
- Gorgeous_Gorillawitz : sounds gay
- Lord_Vivec : BIPOCcute twink OP
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Please type the following phrase to receive full pride month benefits ‘GAY PRIDE WORLDWIDE' .
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lmao
Can the jannies add the OP to the Snappy comment pool:
"Its wrong. By every measure of the Bible its wrong. Our hope and prayer should be for them to repent of this sin and turn and follow Christ. Out hope is for them to become Brothers and Sisters in Christ but they must repent of their sin. We must pray that the Holy Spirit would convict them of their sin and error and turn and follow Christ. For the “Christians” affirming this sin. Stop it. Instead pray for repentance that leads to salvation, Through grace by faith in Jesus Christ. Before its too late. God bless."
Due to multiple reports on the post, the jannies have made a statement:
Quoting the bible gets you jannied, so the jannies are working overtime:
Redditor accuses others of choosing to be be offended, but self-jannies
Redditors engage in a Christian-off
Redditor tells other to take meds
OP previously made a post denouncing a groomercord user for being a coomer
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I live infront of University dorm, they usually have Parties on the weekend and play really loud music. No problem with that. Just right now I was standing on my balcony and watering my flowers, when they stared playing the song "L'Amour Toujours" and started shouting " Deutschland den Deutschen, Ausländer raus" and one guy came to the window and pointed at me singing that and dancing. I just shook my head and came inside but I don't know I feel like shit rn. Can I Film them next time and report it to the police?
This really demotivated me.I am trying so hard to integrate here. I am learning german fulltime, I do Ehrenamtliche Arbeit, heck I even want to work in the Medical field. I am legit trying to be a Model immigrant here. This is the second time something like this happened and we live in a REALLY diverse City.
!chuds choice seethe
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I miss the day when men (with testicles) would post pictures of good looking women saying "this me" and yall were so fricking enamored with his wikipedia copy pasting about Bigfoot and greys
"Actually the cryptid posts are good!"
That's why literally no one has done it since then.
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— ➷ ⋆·˚puଓ꒒꒒a·˚ ༘ * (@basementwife02) June 1, 2024
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The disagreements have been relatively civil in tone so far, but keep watch. It could get ugly soon.
Funny observation: the guy defending Biden has an avatar resembling the NPC wojak.
There's nothing for the other side to go after biden for though. They have nothing. They went into attempts to impeach him, but couldnt even come up with a reason. They hoped they would find one after investigations, but couldn't. Which is completely backwards btw, but it just illustrates the difference between the two. But regardless of whether Biden steps in or not (he wont btw he has no part in any of this) the right will still go after him anyway.
His avatar: https://assets-prd.ignimgs.com/avatars/4ec7e120e4b03724f868abbc/Untitled-2-1677987209676.png
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jesus christ without hrt is just jesus cis 😭😭😭☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 retweet if you cried https://t.co/d5HPxoF9NU
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