!bharatiya anyone guess what this car is used for? I've never seen one like this. Also look at the jugad lmao. Steel floor broke so they just packed it with gravel

I never was actually Hindu, but I got pissed at how overbearing they were and decided to act.

Results:

I live with a roommate in a city nearby to them. They came and asked me in person why. My white roommate was so confused at three Panjabi people talking in a mix of English and Panjabi in front of him.

They didn't talk to me again for 3 months. I went on with my life. Work didn't care, but I had to stop eating beef with my coworkers to ensure they didn't blow my cover. Let me tell you those nights where I could sneak away to a city and hour away and enjoy a five guys? Heavenly.

My siblings kept asking me to go with them to the gurdwara. I'd roll up with a shaved beard and head and no covering just to rub it in their face with a Hindu swastika painted on my hands by myself.

I revealed this week it was all a ruse because I was pissed at how overbearing they were and because I thought it was funny. Mom is mad. Dad was laughing his butt off. Brothers are laughing their butt off. Made Sikhsgiving dinner with them (yes that's what we call it) very awkward but who cares. Just got back to my apartment and am relieved about it. Beard is growing back but I'm still cutting my hair because frick that. Yes I still have the .

Guess review bombing didn't work huh chinkoids?

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/newsletters/2023-10-03/made-in-india-iphones-get-trashed-on-chinese-social-media

N..no yt massa I'm a better wageslave than those filthy browns

When Maya, a much-adored tigress in India’s Tadoba Andhari Tiger Reserve, abandoned her equally adored young cubs this June, park officials feared the worst. Soon after, Maya was spotted mating with some roving males, seemingly unconcerned about her one-year-old litter. But now local naturalists think Maya’s behavior is actually evidence of a crafty new strategy to help ensure her cubs’ survival: “false mating.”

Like many mammals—including bears, lions and bottlenose dolphins—male tigers will kill the cubs of their rivals whenever they can, so as to precipitate a new estrus cycle and impregnate the tigress with their own offspring. Tiger moms typically seek to protect their cubs from such a fate for 18 to 24 months, before pushing them out to establish their own territories. (Tiger fathers have no role in raising the young, so no help there.)

But the crowded conditions in Tadoba and other Indian national parks are making that increasingly difficult. The ranges of several roving rivals frequently overlap with the dominant male’s, bringing danger precariously close to vulnerable cubs, says Bilal Habib, a carnivore researcher at the Wildlife Institute of India.

“In high-density areas, where there are more males, the best strategy for a female is to try to leave the cubs early, go with the males, and then go back and look for her litter again,” Habib explains. “If she tries to fight with the males, that may be fatal for her and fatal for the cubs.”

The name “false mating”—which occurs among lions and other species—is a little misleading. It refers to actual s*x, just not at the time when a female is able to conceive. (Typically, tigresses go into estrus once every three to nine weeks, and are most likely to conceive during three to six days within that period.) Habib’s theory is that Maya is using s*x not to conceive, but to placate roving male tigers and perhaps make them think they have successfully impregnated her.

Afterwards, she returns back to her cubs, leaving the appeased male none the wiser.

Job done

Sure scrote

Other tiger researchers say Maya’s seemingly strange mating habits are just the tip of the iceberg. Overlapping territories have bred all sorts of unusual tiger behaviors, including more frequent fighting and dominant males apparently tolerating rivals. In some crowded ranges, serial mating with different males suggests the possibility that tiger litters—like those of domestic cats—may even have multiple fathers.

While that shared access might result in greater genetic diversity and prevent rival males from killing strange cubs, it could also prove problematic. High-density areas see more frequent infighting between rival males and territorial females alike, Habib says. And the imperative for mothers like Maya to leave their cubs early could itself have dire implications.

“What we suspect is if tiger cubs in high-density areas are forced to disperse early—at 12, 14 months—that makes their chances for survival very low,” he says. Danger, it seems, comes in many stripes.

Scroticide fricking when?

Modern day chanakaya creates PoK in the middle of Delhi so we can easily take it back whenever we want, 54D chess masterstroke. https://t.co/NbZS7Jo7Ek pic.twitter.com/pHQQKh4Z8X

— Mr Melancholy (@chakravartiin) March 17, 2024

Army needs more women in it.
Clearly,women are better than men.

"You dont lie down in a Minefield" pic.twitter.com/PVkF6JoaoS

— VarunReddy2002 (@reddy2002_varun) January 28, 2023

Another government teacher in Bihar, Mukesh Kumar, was allegedly abducted and coerced into marriage, adding to the rash of forced weddings in the state.
He kept on saying "kill me but don't marry me"https://t.co/LaO1wcmd7U pic.twitter.com/VPtb6WHDfD

— Megh Updates 🚨™ (@MeghUpdates) January 13, 2024

He's just not that into you

PM Modi is from an upper caste. pic.twitter.com/DmVB8IjWoP

— Congress (@INCIndia) February 9, 2024

!bharatiya laugh at heendus Can't spend 10 years without their BVSED muzzie exterminating leaders turning into Abdul's peepee slave.

Meanwhile muzzies kek

>Lumbini, India

The article this journo links to in that very sentence

Truly top tier journ*lism

Can't even cba to google or read his own sources and he shits out a thousands of words long 'analysis'. Oh wait lmao this isn't even a journo its a prof and a think tank glowie kek.

Mexico's worst nightmare has arrived 🤣 pic.twitter.com/J75eNusvNB

— My Latin Life 🌴 (@MyLatinLife) May 12, 2024

देखें औरत घर कैसे संभालती है❤️ pic.twitter.com/mWzMI27QMr

— Logically Correct ! (@RajivKalra18) July 29, 2023

True. And I have often seen people flaunting their brahmin identity before declaring that they are anti-caste!
“I am a Brahmin but I don’t believe in caste n all.”
🙄🙄🙄 https://t.co/JoPLKhh3Um

— Sayema (@_sayema) September 25, 2023

RENT FREE

Call a chamar a chamar today, reclaim your ancestral GLORY!

Scratch a katua liberal and a jihadi bleeds.

"We could hold together a country as diverse as India, where people on East look like Chinese, people on West look like Arab, people on North look like maybe White and people in South look like Africa" 💀💀

(VC : @TheStatesmanLtd) pic.twitter.com/aPQUyJflag

— Darshan Pathak (@darshanpathak) May 8, 2024

!bharatiya Sam Pitroda just called Kashmiris whites. We should go full steam ahead on decolonisation there

Congratulations on the consecration ceremony of the #RamTemple in #Ayodhya. The place holds a great symbolic importance for Korea-India relations based on the matrimonial link between Queen #Sriratna (Heo Hwang-ok) from Ayodhya and King Kim Suro from Gaya(Korea) in 48 A.D. https://t.co/1dyUgb1XOg

— Korean Embassy India (@RokEmbIndia) January 22, 2024

!bharatiya cute chink cartoon

Daily reminder Kalash are genetically the same as other Indics and just look like inbred Pahadis of India.

People have been literally photoshopping them to make them blonde 😂 https://t.co/WkUdRlmt4z pic.twitter.com/ZdKQUMu781

— Aryāṃśa (@arya_amsha) December 15, 2023