What I have a problem with is not being able to escape from them. All our comic heroes have to be girls now. All our videogame protagonists. All our movie leads.
Y'know - my grandpa used to take me fishing, and I asked him why he loved fishing so much
He said "I don't. I love your Grandma. But sometimes - I just need to get away"
What I hate ... is there being nowhere to go to get away from them, and their "issues", and "awareness", and their demands for more "female faces"
I half expect if I tried to go fishing a bunch of women would jump out of the bushes and claim that I'm an alt-right nazi incel for trying to do something that isn't ... all ... about ... them.
the only good movie he's ever made was Mission Impossible 3 and part of me wonders if it was some kind of a fluke because everything that came after was mediocre
The guy is just some hack that studios go to if they need a soulless reboot that will make money
Lmao no it's not. Star Wars has been Avengerized. They're going to release at least one a year until they start losing money, and then they might release a few more.
Though I do think if this one makes bank they're going to do another strategic 180 and hastily greenlight whatever ideas they've had on the back burner for production to capitalize on it.
JJ sucks pretty bad, but at least The Force Awakens was somewhat coherent. Rian can just fuck off with Rey becoming all powerful in less than a week and the blue titty milk.
Rogue one was good shit though, and I am not a Star Wars fan.
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1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Who ever commented, you're shadow banned.
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-12
this and every other comment on that post has to be read in the voice of the comic book guy from the simpsons
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
It is only gonna get better, this post isn't even an hour old yet.
1 its_probably_a_tumor 2019-04-12
Nothing. Women are great.
What I have a problem with is not being able to escape from them. All our comic heroes have to be girls now. All our videogame protagonists. All our movie leads.
Y'know - my grandpa used to take me fishing, and I asked him why he loved fishing so much
He said "I don't. I love your Grandma. But sometimes - I just need to get away"
What I hate ... is there being nowhere to go to get away from them, and their "issues", and "awareness", and their demands for more "female faces"
I half expect if I tried to go fishing a bunch of women would jump out of the bushes and claim that I'm an alt-right nazi incel for trying to do something that isn't ... all ... about ... them.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Women are just getting their time to shine, they have been oppressed for hundreds of years and vastly underrepresented in action movies.
What your grandpa said is very misogynistic I hope y'all had words with your poor grandmother after to show him how hurtful resentful feelings can be!
Let women have their time to shine sweaty!
1 its_probably_a_tumor 2019-04-12
I don't have any choice.
It's like a Clockwork Orange
My eyeslids are peeled back, and I am forced to stare at them, all day long
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Nothing wrong with starting at women all day? Are you homosex by chance? (Not that there is anything wrong with that)
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-12
WHY ARE YOU GEY
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-04-12
At this point just embrace bussy and you'll never need to think about women again
1 Logan_Pauler 2019-04-12
Imagine caring this much about starshit.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
And females, I think he might be an alt right incel.
1 its_probably_a_tumor 2019-04-12
Yep. All fisherman are alt right nazi incels. Because there aren't enough female faces in the ocean.
1 Redactor0 2019-04-12
Whoa there Mr. Misogyny, do you actually go fishing or are you just out at the lake to dump the bodies of dead hookers?
1 its_probably_a_tumor 2019-04-12
Pro tip, just bring a bucket of lye and bury them next to the lake
If you throw them in, it will spook the fish
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Based and dogpilled
1 loli_esports 2019-04-12
The fisherman meme accounts on twitter confirm that all fisherman are alt right
1 The_Pandemonium 2019-04-12
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is The Feminist Agenda Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-12
No escape!
1 jamesangleton 2019-04-12
your grandpa sounds like he was racist against women
1 Zac1245 2019-04-12
So this is the last star shit movie. Thank god.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Amen
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-12
It’s gonna be mediocre garbage like every JJ Abrams movie
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1 prince_of_prussia1 2019-04-12
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1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Shut up, you know you enjoyed the first nu-trek back in 09
1 MasterLawlz 2019-04-12
the only good movie he's ever made was Mission Impossible 3 and part of me wonders if it was some kind of a fluke because everything that came after was mediocre
The guy is just some hack that studios go to if they need a soulless reboot that will make money
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1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
I never saw mission impossible 3 tbh, the first one was good but it never held my interest. /u/phedre what is your opinion on Mission Impossible?
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-12
Lol imagine believing that
1 iprobablyneedahobby 2019-04-12
There is no way that Disney will let this cashcow die. There will be countless spinoffs and a reboot trilogy in a decade.
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-04-12
Lmao no it's not. Star Wars has been Avengerized. They're going to release at least one a year until they start losing money, and then they might release a few more.
1 Zac1245 2019-04-12
True. Plus they gotta prop up their new star shit streaming service.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Are they going to have the entire fix library on it? Or is that staying on Hulu?
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-04-12
Idk about the full Fox library, but they plan on having all the Simpsons by end of 2020.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Interesting.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-12
Wtf I love Disney+ now
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Me too, provided it has the entire library
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-12
I'll settle for the first 10 or so. Also Futurama. I'd switch my Netflix account so fast, I don't care about new shit.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-04-12
They'll keep doing TV shows and whatnot but Bob Iger did say at the start of this latest convention or whatever that they will be taking a break from the blockbuster movies for a while.
Though I do think if this one makes bank they're going to do another strategic 180 and hastily greenlight whatever ideas they've had on the back burner for production to capitalize on it.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-04-12
Unlikely. Disney are going to milk till the end of time.
1 Zac1245 2019-04-12
Can I milk you?
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-04-12
Go ahead daddy 🍆💦
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-12
There should be some good JJ vs Rian Star Wars wars popping up. Keep an eye out.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
JJ sucks pretty bad, but at least The Force Awakens was somewhat coherent. Rian can just fuck off with Rey becoming all powerful in less than a week and the blue titty milk.
Rogue one was good shit though, and I am not a Star Wars fan.
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-12
I want to drink the blue titty milk 😭😭
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
What do you think it tastes like? All funky and nasty like goats milk?
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-12
goats milk is good shit I'll have you know
stick it in your tea. Changes the game.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
I was brought up vegan, I remember the first real milk was goats' (dad was trying to be organic and shit still) it made me puke on the spot.
Does tea mask the funk?
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-04-12
no not at all
1 ManBearFridge 2019-04-12
Yeah I liked Rouge One and was surprised to enjoy Solo. TFA was really simple but not bad.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
I saw solo on Netflix, it was actually decent.
1 AllocatedData 2019-04-12
Rogue One was a bad movie with a really good third act (because the characters you don't give a shit about die)
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Still better than Rian's piece of shit
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Okay /u/wil alt account
1 AllocatedData 2019-04-12
Don't you ever make fun of my character again! Ban the minifig
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Love you BBY 😘
1 AllocatedData 2019-04-12
On a sidenote, as /u/wil alt I should be let in as a prime lolcow in private times (LET ME IN)
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
Love you bby
1 employee10038080 2019-04-12
Star wars is just space capeshit
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-04-12
*Spaceshit
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
What is the latest avengers movie then?
1 employee10038080 2019-04-12
Niqqa I don't know, I don't watch that shit
1 BeanerShnitzel 2019-04-12
I mean capeshit has literally turned into heros in space, especially with the latest avengers and gaurdians of the Galaxy