user/MasterLawlz

Two "weight loss" YouTube channels (Boogie2988 and Amberlynn Reid) are finally reaching their endgames and it isn't good

I really liked the part where Captain Marvel took the infinity gauntlet and eliminated half of the testosterone in the universe

553 131 comments 2019-04-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Look what you fuckers have done to me

536 105 comments 2019-03-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What if the guards in the Hitman games all recognize Agent 47 through his shitty disguises but play along to avoid getting killed?

495 76 comments 2019-08-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Isn't it weird that Captain America seemed to have no issues adjusting to seventy years of changes in society? I feel like he would have realistically at least been a little racist

492 120 comments 2019-07-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What it's like trying to please /r/drama users

488 69 comments 2019-03-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What I imagine the thought process is like when people read my posts

452 59 comments 2019-09-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

CEO of Disney loses his shit when he hears respected filmmakers insulted his company's properties, says Black Panther is better than The Godfather, Taxi Driver, Raging Bull, Goodfellas, etc.

442 128 comments 2019-10-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Seven years ago today, I made the life-altering decision that ruined any chance I had of success and preserved my virginity forever. Happy anniversary, everyone!

423 122 comments 2019-03-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What it's like discussing pit bulls online

419 95 comments 2019-03-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The things /r/drama users say to me versus how I interpret them

412 46 comments 2019-09-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Someone made a custom Lego toy depicting Wesley Crusher as a whiny child. This made Wil Wheaton REALLY mad, so much so that he decided to write a lengthy essay about why it's problematic. In the essay, he also takes credit for young people going into STEM fields.

400 496 comments 2018-01-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you guys know Cardi B is actually going to be in a movie where she gets men intoxicated and then robs them

399 75 comments 2019-09-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I think it's funny that WeightWatchers rebranding themselves as WW to avoid offending people by focusing on weight totally backfired since nobody knows that WW refers to the same company. So now they have to put things like "formerly WeightWatchers" everywhere, thereby defeating the purpose

374 44 comments 2021-02-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Expectation vs Reality

373 101 comments 2019-02-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

please do not post pictures of Lena Dunham naked or articles discussing pictures of Lena Dunham naked

369 106 comments 2018-08-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What if they remade "The Fault In Our Stars" but cast a guy who looked like a realistic terminally ill cancer patient instead of a hot guy

368 66 comments 2019-08-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you know that Zac Efron once made a Tinder profile but got no matches at all because everyone assumed his profile was fake? Imagine being so much of a Chad that it comes back around to making you a virgin

367 49 comments 2019-07-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Do you think Tom Cruise enjoys doing death-defying stunts or do you think the church of Scientology has convinced him that he literally cannot die

366 62 comments 2019-06-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Alex Jones has discovered fidget spinners. We have officially reached peak autism.

355 92 comments 2017-08-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[History] In the August of 1945, the United States military utilized two nuclear bombs against the Axis nation of Japan. Between the two attacks, over 129,000 people were killed in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, most of whom were civilians, while countless more suffered the residual effects of radiation.

349 88 comments 2018-05-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I just found my buddy's wife on tinder and he was unaware of it oh fuck

339 195 comments 2020-01-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Do you think the characters in the Cars universe choose their occupation or their entire existence is predetermined by what type of vehicle they’re manufactured as?

337 94 comments 2018-08-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I saw the results. I was officially voted as the least favorite drama mod. So I would like to formally announce the end of MasterLawlz as a moderator

319 92 comments 2018-06-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

In a shocking turn of events, Vice writes a scathing article criticizing....their own readers? I sincerely cannot tell if this was written with any level of irony or self awareness. It's amusing either way.

314 158 comments 2019-08-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How exactly did Lizzie McGuire wander Rome with a complete stranger without getting kidnapped by human traffickers?

302 93 comments 2019-07-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

A cop pulled me aside today to ask why I wasn't wearing a mask in public so I told him that we all wear metaphorical masks to hide our true selves from others and the asshole gave me a ticket anyway

299 78 comments 2020-04-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I wish Shark Tank would do follow-ups with all the failed businesses that none of the sharks struck deals with just so we could see all the people that later became homeless and had to sell drugs out of their car to pay for food

280 59 comments 2019-07-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Me in thirty years

279 46 comments 2019-03-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Petition to ban /u/Phedre from /r/drama for getting us to /r/all and letting the normies flood in

262 71 comments 2017-05-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

You know, when I was in high school, all the popular kids said I would never amount to anything. How can I properly rub it in their faces that I became an /r/drama moderator?

262 57 comments 2019-09-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

the virgin spider-man vs The Chad Ben 10

257 86 comments 2019-03-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hello, /r/drama, I am MasterLawlz's mother. Due to being unable to post in this community for the past few days, he decided to take his own life and intentionally overdosed on my signature chicken fingers, which he referred to in his suicide note as "mummy's tendies".

255 60 comments 2018-04-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The original virgin vs. Chad

253 106 comments 2019-02-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Looking back, I wonder if any of my Runescape wives were actually female

250 115 comments 2019-02-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

This report on one of my posts sums up not only all of my stickies but also my whole life

250 40 comments 2019-08-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Ready Player One was a very inaccurate portrayal of online communities

236 114 comments 2018-04-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I'm back, baby!

234 89 comments 2018-08-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

so I guess every main character in Game of Thrones is basically unkillable now lol

229 215 comments 2019-04-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I wonder if Jim and Pam's kids will ever ask how they met. They would have to say something like "Oh, we worked in the same office and bonded because we both liked to bully our obviously autistic coworker and did so for about ten years".

229 121 comments 2019-07-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

A /r/MensLib user, a cuckold, a victim of a botched childhood castration, and a serial sexual offender walk into a restaurant.

221 89 comments 2018-03-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

cuck

218 142 comments 2019-04-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Petition to rename /r/drama to /r/lawlzstickies because that's literally the only reason anyone comes here anymore

217 45 comments 2019-07-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Late-night comedian makes fun of actor who played a character that murdered a late-night comedian for making fun of him

217 49 comments 2019-10-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I just saw "The Art of Self Defense" and I have to really commend Jesse Eisenberg's range. While he typically plays guys in their twenties who have Asperger's, this time he plays a guy in his thirties who has Asperger's.

216 61 comments 2019-07-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I want /r/drama to help me with going to the club to meet women

213 106 comments 2019-07-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Have you guys noticed that Robert Downey Jr. is totally sick of Marvel lol

211 80 comments 2019-10-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Just once I wish someone on Shark Tank would admit they're going to use most of the money for cocaine

211 33 comments 2019-10-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

This is the LAST time I take dating advice from /r/drama users

208 71 comments 2019-03-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

When I was in first grade, kids could submit a joke to be read during the morning announcements. I remember when mine was read, no one laughed, and yet the whole school was forced to hear it. I think this was a precursor to my stickies.

205 99 comments 2021-06-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How many voicemails do you think Wil Wheaton has left the producers at CBS letting them know he would be willing to reprise his role as Wesley Crusher in the new Picard series?

200 72 comments 2019-07-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

nike appreciation thread

198 140 comments 2018-09-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I saw an online obituary for T_Dumbsford (who apparently died) and in it, they mentioned she was survived by her many friends on reddit. If I die tragically and my obit says "He is survived by the users of /r/drama who will miss his stickies" I'll come back from the dead just to kill myself again.

198 71 comments 2019-08-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

did you guys ever watch that episode of The Fairly Odd Parents where Timmy commits suicide and everyone's lives were better without him and the writers portrayed him as noble for being willing to burn in hell so other people would be happy

194 61 comments 2018-07-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I have to say that getting my sticky powers removed last night was the worst thing that had ever happened to me. In the hours that followed, I lost 20 pounds, got a job offer, and went on a date with a human woman. In other words, my life as I knew it was falling apart.

193 75 comments 2019-09-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Manchildren in /r/boxoffice are all stroking themselves claiming that James Cameron, a 64-year-old-man with a net worth of 700 million, must be freaking out over Endgame's box office numbers and people are finally stepping up to tell them they're being idiots for thinking he cares at all

192 73 comments 2019-05-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Since the admins clearly like /r/drama, do you think they read my stickies?

191 139 comments 2020-07-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

It's Hulkamania 2.0! Alamo Draft House might get sued for hosting women-only screenings of Wonder Woman

190 151 comments 2017-08-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

tfw I realize that no matter how many shitposts I sticky, I will never be as autistic of a mod as /u/David-me

188 78 comments 2018-07-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

this son of a bitch finally won

186 66 comments 2018-08-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Immature manchild obsessed with capeshit decides to unironically LARP as a superhero in real life and attacks a middle-aged boomer trying to enjoy his vacation

185 25 comments 2019-09-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[blogpost] /r/drama prepared me more for adulthood than thirteen years of the American educational system

184 63 comments 2018-07-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

someBODY once told me

179 95 comments 2019-03-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Discussion] Is anyone else so used to online toxicity that you're unable to relate to normies who view hateful comments online as this horrible problem in society that needs to be fixed?

178 119 comments 2018-03-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Me thinking of stickies late at night

176 56 comments 2019-02-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

They should make a sequel to "It" where Derry gets its first McDonald's and Pennywise realizes his deadly tricks are nothing compared to the widespread childhood diabetes Ronald McDonald is dishing out on a global scale

174 56 comments 2019-09-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Everyone thought that Joker was going to be an incel movie when really it was radically centrist (spoilers)

173 102 comments 2019-10-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

when mummy catches you looking at lawlz stickies

171 88 comments 2019-03-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Whenever I drive down a two-lane road, I always make sure the yellow line is in the middle of my car, even if the left lane has oncoming traffic. What is the most radically centrist thing you do in your daily life?

170 60 comments 2018-03-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Discussion] What's the most autistic thing you've ever said or done?

170 231 comments 2018-06-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I got into an argument with some dumb shits on my facebook over whether or not being overweight is unhealthy (this is a lawlzpost with actual drama, believe it or not)

170 167 comments 2018-07-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

holy christ, I haven't made a sticky in ages, so here's a whole fucking breakdown of what I would like to see in a Ben 10 film franchise

169 70 comments 2018-09-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I've always wondered, how do non-/r/drama moderators get women?

164 73 comments 2019-05-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Dumbass college kids use their phones during a comedy set and Pete Davidson predictably roasts them like any comedian would yet AVClub and twitter checkmarks say how out of line he was

164 79 comments 2019-08-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

cuck

162 114 comments 2019-09-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

cuck

162 62 comments 2019-09-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Sociopathic young girl gaslights a boy going through chemo into thinking he can play sports with her and then proceeds to immediately make a fool of him in broad daylight

161 72 comments 2019-03-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

tfw you are a strong empowered TrollXer and you encounter a man who has opinions and thinks he is deserving of basic human rights

159 37 comments 2018-05-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Disneycels are going to be REEEEEEing up a storm if Endgame doesn't beat Avatar at the box office

154 137 comments 2019-05-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

see guys, THIS is how you become an approved submitter

154 54 comments 2019-09-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Books] Artemis Fowl is literally the cringiest, neckbeardiest work of fiction ever written in any medium.

153 123 comments 2018-04-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I feel like the new Terminator movie was made to correct the old ones for being "problematic"

151 52 comments 2019-11-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I really don't know what I'll do with myself if /r/drama ever does actually get banned. Sometimes I try to send my sticky-post observations to coworkers or friends and they either don't respond or they're just like "We haven't spoken in years, why are you sending me this?"

151 60 comments 2021-03-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Winnie the Pooh facing allegations claiming he engages in sexual acts near children and violently abuses small animals

150 57 comments 2019-05-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

hey fellas, this guy messaged me and I think he's desperately in need of a friend. Let's all be his friends and give him some love so he feels more at home at /r/drama

150 81 comments 2019-08-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How do you deal with anti-North Korean Western propaganda?

147 54 comments 2018-04-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Has the term "cuck" fallen out of fashion?

147 186 comments 2020-07-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Why do feminists constantly talk about all the horrible things men have done throughout history while also conveniently forgetting that they are the ones that gave us Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham, and the Ghostbusters reboot?

144 64 comments 2019-08-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

okay but why does Sonic have electric powers tho

143 114 comments 2019-04-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

cuck

143 96 comments 2019-07-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How internally conflicted do you think Phedre's intense attraction for me makes her feel?

142 128 comments 2019-04-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Please stop judging /u/Ed_Butteredtoast so harshly in regards to his/her abuse of mod powers. Normal users simply have no idea what it’s like to have as much power or fame as drama mods, and it would corrupt even the purest mortal.

141 64 comments 2018-02-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

American Dad Opening, but it's the neighbor's perspective

141 52 comments 2019-08-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

We just got word from the top brass. Ending user pinging isn't enough. There is a whole other pattern of posting that needs to be stopped lest we get banned.

140 81 comments 2018-08-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Alexander Skarsgard's physique as Tarzan was horribly inaccurate

140 103 comments 2019-04-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Apparently, there's a random encounter in Red Dead Redemption 2 where an NPC rapes Arthur Morgan/John Marston then dumps their body in the swamp and it has no effect on the story or characters in any way

140 12 comments 2021-02-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How many times do you think Tarantino jerked off to all his footage of Margot Robbie's feet?

137 67 comments 2019-07-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Fugly guy with poor hygiene loses a lot of weight and seemingly becomes a Chad overnight. Ends up waking next to three chicks who literally beg for his dick but he tells them all to begone before leaving like a true alpha

136 36 comments 2019-08-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What is some stupid shit that unironically triggers you?

134 286 comments 2018-08-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Haha man, I can't even imagine what that must feel like

134 64 comments 2019-04-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

This girl I know got a massive Hank Hill tattoo that takes up most of her arm

132 90 comments 2019-04-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Who keeps spreading the lie that Mackenzie Bezos basically co-founded Amazon?

132 59 comments 2019-06-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Many of you have asked why I chose Phedre as my mate and not any of the rest of you. It's totally reasonable to be jealous and I figure it's time I explained my selection

131 63 comments 2019-07-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

for real though, Dany went from zero to Hitler in like five seconds

130 129 comments 2019-05-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Are you guys ready for the inevitable seething when the Game of Thrones guys burn Star Wars to the ground

128 75 comments 2019-05-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Mark Ruffalo gets mad at a woman for being nice to an old man she sat next to at a baseball game and says doing so goes against the Geneva Convention

128 46 comments 2019-10-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

AMC now officially has theaters made to accommodate /r/drama users. Yay for us!

126 26 comments 2016-10-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Eventually, I’m going to be the only mod left

125 62 comments 2018-04-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

With Spez claiming that he wants people to build careers off of reddit, how many NEETbux are you guys going to pay me to keep posting stickies?

125 65 comments 2019-08-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

It's legitimately impressive how much Disney can jerk itself off and get away with it

124 39 comments 2019-08-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Why being a cuckold is the single most alpha thing a man can do

123 93 comments 2019-03-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The new head mod of /r/The_Donald just deleted his account. Yep, CisWhiteMaelstrom is gone.

122 339 comments 2016-04-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey guys, we've gotten a lot of complaints about the quality of /r/drama taking a drastic nosedive so I've provided you this link that filters the sub to only show the quality content you want to read. Enjoy!

122 57 comments 2019-08-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

haha Phedre and I are planning an epic prank on /r/drama

121 104 comments 2019-07-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I literally cannot get over how ridiculous Bran Stark's wheelchair looks

120 172 comments 2019-04-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I'm noticing that the most passionate "stay the fuck at home" people are getting quieter as this goes on

120 162 comments 2020-04-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hello, I am MasterLawlz's father. I am borrowing his computer to get advice on how to deal with him because I am very disturbed with the things he does in this particular forum.

119 33 comments 2018-05-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How it feels making stickies ever since Ed stopped snoozeposting

119 54 comments 2019-02-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Guy accurately sums up circlebroke in a few sentences, circlebroke spills salt everywhere

118 93 comments 2016-03-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

/r/drama icons manage to both trigger AV Club

118 65 comments 2018-03-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Fellow feminists of /r/drama, which is more patriarchal, the male gaze or the male gays?

118 57 comments 2018-07-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Circlebroke now apparently cares about freeze peach and will defend it to their dying breath. Why, you ask? Well, because reddit thinks Gawker releasing a private sex tape is wrong! And Circlebroke won't have any of that!

117 142 comments 2016-03-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

You guys think I'm a manlet because I'm 5'7"? Well, I'll just prove you all wrong by moving to Bolivia where the average female height is 4'8" and I will be worshiped as Chad.

117 86 comments 2019-07-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What it's like when Phedre and I flirt online

117 52 comments 2019-10-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I would like to officially announce that I am totally out of ideas for stickies

116 71 comments 2019-05-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I’m not even gonna give this one a title, I’m just gonna let you guys have fun with it.

114 134 comments 2018-01-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Since pinging is dead and the admins are watching us closely, we need to stop importing drama and start growing it right here at home

114 100 comments 2019-05-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Obi-Wan Kenobi cucks a numale, numale gets very mad about it.

113 76 comments 2017-11-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I just found out that there's a country more American than America

112 51 comments 2019-10-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Sarah Silverman completely sells out by apologizing to a rich celebrity for making a joke at their expense

111 39 comments 2021-03-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The critic reviews for "Solo: A Star Wars Story" are officially in!

110 87 comments 2018-05-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

holy shit they read the wrong card for best picture

108 68 comments 2017-02-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Have you guys seen all the seething over the "Bob and Sally" meme about not letting politics ruin friendships?

108 38 comments 2019-08-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What is some normie shit that you really hate?

107 182 comments 2018-04-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The beginner's guide to /r/drama

107 83 comments 2018-05-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I unironically asked a stripper if her lap dance was refundable

107 95 comments 2018-06-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I just found an article about a Brazilian serial killer that I feel like you guys would like

107 58 comments 2019-03-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Holy hell the lady that voiced Kim Possible has a cooking channel on YouTube. Jesus Christ I'm cumming

107 55 comments 2019-07-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I like trying to think of stickies so terrible that even /r/drama will not upvote them

107 34 comments 2019-08-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I think it's safe to say at this point that you either die a seriousposter or live long enough to see yourself unironically like lawlz stickies

106 43 comments 2019-09-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey guys, guess what I'm having for dinner 😎

105 71 comments 2018-05-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I think there should be a crossover between Criminal Minds and Brooklyn 99

105 25 comments 2019-04-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Creator and director of "Minions" says "Seeing how dumb and stupid they often are, I just couldn’t imagine Minions being girls". Drama in the article's comments.

104 135 comments 2016-02-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

D-list actress from the CW apparently helps run a depraved sex cult where she brands women with her own name

103 72 comments 2018-01-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hello /r/drama, I am pleased to announce that I recently became a representative of Susan G. Komen for the Cure. We have just recently started a program for image-based breast exams, so please submit pictures of your breasts to receive a digital mammogram!

103 49 comments 2018-02-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[TV Discussion] Ben 10 season 3 episode 1 "Ben 10,000" discussion thread

100 61 comments 2018-04-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Why did Freddy from iCarly pine after the two female leads for years like some kind of beta orbiter when he himself was the most attractive in the main cast?

100 48 comments 2019-08-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Joker is unironically gonna probably be a good movie

98 98 comments 2019-08-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Hollywood Scandals] With all the recent controversy, I'm surprised the mainstream media has ignored this juicy tidbit: Did you know that Frances McDormand was sleeping with the director of many of her films and that this was likely how she got her oscar-winning role in 'Fargo'?

97 71 comments 2018-07-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you guys know that Dallas has a gift shop at the location where Kennedy got shot?

97 60 comments 2019-09-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

This is what being married to a Menslibber is like

97 34 comments 2019-10-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I was looking for shit to do in my free time and I figured a cooking class could be fun. I looked around and apparently, the Art Institute of Dallas charges $30,000 for you to get a certificate (not a degree, mind you, but a certificate) for how to cook pastries.

94 60 comments 2019-07-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

That's it. Millions of years of evolution all leading up to this.

93 77 comments 2018-08-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

/r/drama, it's time to end this sub's rampant objectification of men. Most specifically, the incessant demands to "post bussy"

92 94 comments 2017-08-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I would like to officially announce that I will not post a sticky today

92 50 comments 2019-04-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What are your theories about the impending JFK document dump?

91 79 comments 2017-10-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Leaked footage of the /r/WatchPeopleDie mods speaking to the admins

91 21 comments 2018-03-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Movies] Are you all going to go to the theater to watch "Ant-Man and the White Anglo Saxon Protestant"?

90 72 comments 2018-07-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How the /r/drama moderators relate to the Greek pantheon

90 94 comments 2019-02-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Bottomlulz deleted his whole posting history and might be done shitposting forever :(

89 49 comments 2019-02-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The mods at /r/insertions turn the sub into a Ghostbusters 2016 themed subreddit and accuse literally all critics of being bigots, /r/CringeAnarchy takes the bait

87 47 comments 2016-07-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

if I don't get full perms I'm gonna kill myself

87 73 comments 2018-09-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Seriouspost] I know you guys joke about it a lot but can anyone explain why people defend pit bulls so hard?

87 187 comments 2019-02-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Since pinging is dead, could someone please PM me every time someone mentions me here so that I can maintain my primary source of attention and validation?

87 55 comments 2019-05-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The story of when I first started posting stickies

86 29 comments 2019-10-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Isn't it kinda stupid that Game of Thrones keeps talking about which characters have a birthright to the throne even though birthrights completely go out the window when your family gets murdered and/or overthrown

84 63 comments 2019-05-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Dramatization of an /r/drama Chad mod encountering a virgin /r/MensLib user

83 22 comments 2018-02-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Discussion] Is Ross from Friends when cuckoldry became mainstream in American culture?

83 53 comments 2018-02-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Does anyone else find it difficult to live among the normies and attempt to integrate yourself among their ways of life?

83 59 comments 2018-04-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

masterlawlz and /r/4chan: The Saga

83 58 comments 2018-09-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Ironic Modding Announcement

82 37 comments 2017-12-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Press F to pay respects to all the MasterLawlz userpings that will never happen again because of Draconian laws put in place by the admins

82 58 comments 2019-05-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What if Martin Scorsese made a film about a special needs kid that went undercover among the normies while a normie kid simultaneously went undercover among the special needs children. You could call it “The Retarded”

82 40 comments 2019-06-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I can't believe it's been over a year since that picture of me leaked

82 60 comments 2019-07-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey guys, my shitposting has gotten the attention of the media!

81 74 comments 2016-11-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Redneck lesbian milf incest

81 71 comments 2017-11-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Should I buy a Roomba?

81 127 comments 2018-07-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Rotten Tomatoes is the latest victim of the normie invasion

81 63 comments 2018-08-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

cuck

80 134 comments 2017-12-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

In regards to the recent admin decisions about user pings, I would like to formally say that you may all continue to userping me in hateful ways because that is an /r/drama tradition and I will not allow some admin rules to let it die.

80 48 comments 2018-01-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Confession: I frequently search my username on this sub and sort by "new" so that I can keep up to date on all the shitposts made about me

80 79 comments 2019-04-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

SalesForce completely shut down today lol

80 126 comments 2019-05-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Two special-needs teenagers and a perverted old man all decide to break into a woman's home to steal her underwear only for the ordeal to take a very incestuous turn

80 28 comments 2019-05-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

ladies, gentlemen, and other miscellaneous beings of /r/drama, I feel the need to address you in this uncertain time and reassure you that no matter what disaster comes upon us, Lawlz stickies will still remain!

80 87 comments 2020-04-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The /r/drama survey results are in, and quite frankly you people disgust me

79 126 comments 2016-04-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Is there a worse/more narcissistic idea than posting about your weight loss journey on social media?

79 105 comments 2019-03-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Seriouspost] So, real talk, therapy is kind of a scam, right?

79 228 comments 2019-05-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Career advice] Where do you typically put your /r/drama experience on your resume when applying for jobs?

77 22 comments 2018-03-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

it's my birthday so you should all wish me happy birthday

77 96 comments 2019-06-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

New York Post posts video of women supporting men’s rights, supposed progressives post comments about how the women are ugly and their opinions don’t matter.

76 28 comments 2017-10-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

If you don’t personally build homes for poor people then you’re a fucking piece of shit

76 50 comments 2018-01-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

is Phedre the Harvey Dent of /r/drama?

76 64 comments 2018-09-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

"Ratatouille: The Video Game" Speedrun Any %

76 30 comments 2019-02-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

This guy wrote a 4 1/2 hour movie about a furry romance

76 61 comments 2019-06-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Conservative Bill O'Reilly wannabe decides to publicly doxx a teenage boy on national television and encourages others to harass him

76 57 comments 2019-08-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/moviescirclejerk when one user goes against the counterjerk and says that it's possible to criticize the new Ghostbusters movie WITHOUT being a misogynist. And well, the users sure don't like that.

75 75 comments 2016-03-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[NSFW] Live reenactment of the /r/MensLib mods' everyday lives

75 85 comments 2018-07-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

You know, believe it or not, there was actually a point in time where lawlz stickies were not socially acceptable and those who posted them were treated as outcasts

75 58 comments 2019-09-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How I feel when I get 20 messages telling me to kill myself but then one person says they sometimes find my posts tolerable

75 40 comments 2019-10-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Why was that bitch called Hannah Montana if she was from fucking Tennessee?

75 45 comments 2019-10-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Man gets arrested for making offensive comments on twitter, everyone in Circlebroke responds by grabbing the dick to the left and stroking themselves over how justified this is and is in no way goes against the concept of free speech

74 41 comments 2016-03-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey fellas, I made what I believe to be a "dank meme". I would love some feedback and perhaps some advice on how to make it spicier.

74 42 comments 2018-05-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

friendly reminder that god has been trying to destroy Hollywood for years with droughts and widespread fires, but we fought it, and look where we are now

73 48 comments 2017-11-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

No matter how many years pass, no matter how many winters we survive, no matter how many elections are won/lost, no matter how many times we meet new people, move great distances, or experience love and loss, one thing will always remain constant on this earth: 5th_Law calling MensLib users cucks.

72 23 comments 2019-08-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

tfw Doctor Doom is /r/drama incarnate

71 36 comments 2018-04-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I wrote a screenplay. Would you guys want to read it?

71 112 comments 2018-05-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Apparently Mr. Wonderful on Shark Tank is going to start giving a prize to the business owners that give the worst pitches each season.

71 39 comments 2021-02-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Sanders supporters say that maybe Islam has something to do with terrorism, and Circlebroke immediately gets triggered. Also, PEW research polls no longer count because feelz > realz.

70 139 comments 2016-03-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey /r/drama, I need help finding a fast food place that isn't run by bigots or pedophiles

70 96 comments 2018-07-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

isn't it kind of ridiculous that Super Smash Bros. tried to convince people that Mario was some kind of a hardened badass

70 57 comments 2019-05-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey guys, these people believe that a small portion of women would be attracted to me. Why can’t /r/drama be as supportive?

70 55 comments 2019-07-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Effortpost] Guy loses a lot of weight and decides to be a personal trainer. Ends up gaining a lot of it back but continues to charge people money for his advice.

70 48 comments 2019-08-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Dumbass kid finds weird thing in the forest, accidentally sets himself and the rest of the forest on fire with it

69 62 comments 2017-12-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

i feel personally attacked, as should you all

69 123 comments 2018-08-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I am proud to announce that /r/drama now officially accepts good boy points as a valid form of currency

69 51 comments 2018-09-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

MasterLawlz's weekly word of wisdom: You can't ever get cucked if you never have a girlfriend to begin with

68 50 comments 2017-12-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The /r/GameOfThrones mods are sperging out and going mad with power

67 51 comments 2016-04-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

It looks like /u/CisWhiteMaelstrom is the new reddit boogeyman, and /r/TheBluePill mods ban a user they suspect to be him.

67 91 comments 2016-04-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Trivia] Did you know that /r/drama posts are not stickied using regular adhesive, but rather the semen the mods produce when viewing gay pornography?

67 40 comments 2018-04-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Since when do major publications post Adult Swim-esque shitposty videos?

67 31 comments 2019-05-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Man breaks up with his girlfriend. One comment asks why and OP responds "After a few years of watching her get railed by other men I had to speak up and say that enough was enough"

66 107 comments 2017-04-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

this may be the most revolting, twisted, disturbing, yet fascinating article on degeneracy I have ever seen in all my years

66 64 comments 2018-09-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

remember how in "My Life As A Teenage Robot" that one acne-covered basement dweller always vied for Jenny's affection? Looking back, I'm now realizing he just wanted to fuck a crazy sex robot

66 37 comments 2019-08-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Can white people face racism? Is being white and poor really that bad? Find out in this shitshow of an /r/bestof thread.

65 62 comments 2016-03-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

wew lads looks like I'm a mod here again

65 129 comments 2016-06-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Some user in SRD says they hate autism memes, I step in as /r/drama's resident autist and say they don't personally bother me and in fact I like them, and this greatly triggers SRD

65 110 comments 2016-10-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

A graph giving a definitive history of the changing quality of /r/drama

64 61 comments 2016-07-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Alex Jones is a Russian Agent!

64 49 comments 2017-10-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Official Sonic the Hedgehog facebook page achieves /r/drama levels of shitposting

64 10 comments 2018-01-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

hey guys look at this taco I’m having for dinner

64 140 comments 2019-04-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Black science man defends Trump supporters, Circlebroke strokes out. Godwin's law is also broken immediately.

63 36 comments 2016-03-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Batman vs. Superman gets bad reviews, reddit goes into damage control mode.

63 89 comments 2016-03-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

We need to make /r/drama great again and I know how

63 140 comments 2016-08-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Rotten Tomatoes/Warner Bros. are trying to prevent you from knowing that Justice League is a shitty movie by blocking the critical score behind a stupid ten minute video

63 30 comments 2017-11-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Star Wars fans are sperging out hardcore over The Last Jedi

62 179 comments 2017-12-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Help me guys I'm being kinkshamed :(

62 73 comments 2018-02-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Is stickyposting the purest form of comedy?

62 47 comments 2019-10-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

It's been nearly a year since I posted this and I actually have more reddit gold now than I did then. I'm never fucking getting out of here, am I?

61 43 comments 2019-09-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Salty circlebroker harasses me in two different movie subreddits and continues spilling salt in PMs.

60 81 comments 2016-03-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Ladies and gentlemen of /r/drama, it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that I am going to resign as moderator of this community effective immediately. It has been an honor and a privilege moderating you fine people.

60 25 comments 2018-04-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Dating] Women of /r/drama, how important is a man's taste in glassware to you?

60 79 comments 2018-08-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I've seen many of you attempt to create your own variations of lawlz stickies. Let me tell you why that is impossible and attempting it is a horrible idea

60 26 comments 2019-09-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

When Super Tuesday reveals Hillary Clinton to be the next candidate, everyone in Circlebroke grabs the dick to the left and jerks harder than ever before. Can you dislike Clinton without being sexist? Of course you can. But if you hate her, well it's probably because you're sexist.

59 79 comments 2016-03-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Seriouspost: A lot of people say to shop locally versus at larger retailers because you would be supporting small businesses and families but why does that responsibility fall on the consumer? I'm interested in getting the best deal, not paying for the owner's daughter's college fund.

59 113 comments 2019-04-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

So I asked Phedre what her Inuit family thought of our relationship

59 59 comments 2019-07-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Live reenactment of Portland protestors vs. federal agents

59 69 comments 2020-07-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Where were you when the /r/drama record got corrected?

58 225 comments 2016-11-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I just got a notification on my phone saying I am the first person who will be legally required to have a lifeguard near me when using tinder

58 35 comments 2017-07-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you know that Big Tobacco™ is behind 9/11, the Holocaust, and the assassination of Tupac Shakur?

58 30 comments 2018-07-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Seriouspost] Why is it that so many portrayals of characters are criticized for being offensive but Mini-me from Austin Powers received little to no backlash?

58 58 comments 2019-03-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The evolution of lawlz stickies (and the public's perception of them)

58 50 comments 2019-03-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How I feel when random users try and buy one-day bans for me

58 31 comments 2019-09-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Round two with /u/mach-2! Does criticizing Amy Schumer and Caitlyn Jenner make you a bigot? Well, he certainly thinks so!

57 139 comments 2016-01-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Migrants Attack 60 Minutes Crew In Sweden.

57 32 comments 2016-03-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Old but Gold] My daily interaction with the users on this sub

57 32 comments 2017-12-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey /r/drama, I heard you guys wanted to hear my dad's Google history!

57 76 comments 2018-07-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Vintage Alex Jones: Halloween Edition

56 38 comments 2017-10-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How have Lawlz stickies personally touched you and improved your life?

56 76 comments 2019-08-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

an /r/MensLib user makes the local news

55 11 comments 2018-08-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

A teacher from my old high school recently got fired for saying 9/11 was an inside job

55 33 comments 2019-09-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Thought Catalog author writes an article saying why she thinks women typically don't get along with each other, women in the comments section respond by raging out

54 25 comments 2016-02-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The new Ghostbusters is getting good reviews and 4chan is losing its mind

54 296 comments 2016-07-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

woke as fuck, fam

54 75 comments 2019-03-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

/r/drama, my friend is in dire need of your help. Hypothetically, how would he properly "prep the bull"?

54 41 comments 2019-08-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

During the /r/drama shutdown, how did you deal with the withdrawal from my stickies?

54 28 comments 2019-09-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Circlebroke: "“When /r/Canada sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing misogynists. They’re bringing MRAs. They’re racists. And some, I assume, are good people.”

53 41 comments 2016-03-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Official /r/drama survey results!

53 53 comments 2017-10-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Tons of drama on Steam when the new South Park game has day one DLC, a 30 dollar season pass, and requires Uplay, even if you bought it on Steam.

53 31 comments 2017-10-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

hi every1 im new!!!!!!!

53 40 comments 2018-03-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I am no longer a mod of /r/BestOfOutrageCulture

52 82 comments 2016-08-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Recent surveys of r/drama shitposts have shown that for every 100 upvoted a male user receives, a feeeeeemale only receives 77. What will we do to fight the upvote gap?

52 52 comments 2017-02-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The perfect Slip 'N Slide for /r/drama users: The Mayoslide

51 22 comments 2017-09-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Discussion] What traumatic event or series of poor decisions led you to being an /r/drama user?

51 226 comments 2017-11-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Steamed Hams except it's /r/drama

50 32 comments 2018-04-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

NO! GOD DAMMIT! I'm unironically mad about this. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

50 36 comments 2018-08-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Is there anything more depressing than reading the IMDb pages for actors from old sitcoms and seeing they haven't done anything since 2006

50 64 comments 2019-08-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Circlebroke gets triggered by low effort Nazi joke. Anne Frankly, I did Nazi that coming.

48 55 comments 2016-03-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey /r/drama, I think I'm getting good at this whole romance thing. How can I seal the deal?

48 121 comments 2016-10-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Papa Johns is running a buy 1 get 1 free promo on large pizzas this weekend

48 29 comments 2018-09-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/movies when head mod Girafa and /u/mach-2 duke it out over whether or not the oscars are racist.

47 58 comments 2016-01-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Guy gets mad at me for linking him to /r/drama, ends up causing more drama

47 44 comments 2016-02-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Special needs man interviews to work at a law firm and films it

47 23 comments 2018-04-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Max Landis gets mad at me for linking him to /r/drama, proceeds to call me an anti-semite on twitter and make shit up

46 79 comments 2016-03-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

cuck

46 52 comments 2017-12-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

today is my birthday

46 74 comments 2018-06-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

11 reasons why Jane from the Disney Tarzan film is the best waifu

46 55 comments 2019-02-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

they're doing an HD remake of Spongebob: Battle for Bikini Bottom

46 27 comments 2019-06-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Do you think I’ll be able to redeem the warranty for my TV before Fry’s goes totally bankrupt?

46 29 comments 2019-10-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Looks like the drama at /r/movies is off to the races again as people realize the new Ghostbusters trailer has more dislikes than any other trailer in YouTube history

45 105 comments 2016-04-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Alright guys, I'll finally post bussy. Here ya go

45 14 comments 2017-04-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hello, we interrupt your regularly scheduled admin/drama-mod nonsense to bring you "Steamed Hams but There's a Different Animator Every 13 Seconds"

45 29 comments 2018-04-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

SRS poster /u/Burn_reddit_pbuf comes to /r/drama to defend himself

44 69 comments 2015-12-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/movies when Henry Cavill points out a double standard that is sexist against men

44 26 comments 2016-03-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey /u/Phedre, do you have lung cancer? Cause you’re smokin’ 😎

44 57 comments 2018-06-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Is Shameless the most /r/drama show on television?

44 41 comments 2018-08-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Damn, the Lizzie McGuire Movie is over fifteen years old

44 31 comments 2018-09-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

are you guys excited for Scorsese's new movie

44 72 comments 2019-10-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Damn I think Amberlynn Reid is actually going to die soon

44 113 comments 2020-05-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I am the captain now

43 99 comments 2016-08-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What are the best ways to invest my 401(k) contributions to produce the highest possible return on investment?

43 38 comments 2018-03-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Official /r/drama mean thread

42 71 comments 2017-08-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Movies] So, what are your drama predictions for the upcoming Han Solo movie lol?

42 51 comments 2018-04-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I have thought about this. How much of Infinity War's reception is hype and how much is earned?

42 80 comments 2018-05-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Let's all pour one out for my homie! One of /r/drama's best posters that totally fell off the radar

42 22 comments 2018-05-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

how to shitpost like MasterLawlz

42 54 comments 2018-07-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I think I found a secret swingers club on meetup.com

42 35 comments 2019-09-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Current year man is bitching about the election in about the ways we would expect

41 92 comments 2016-11-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

We should petition Alamo Draft House to make an autists-only screening of Wonder Woman for /r/drama users

41 9 comments 2017-05-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I wrote a theme song for /r/drama

41 92 comments 2017-09-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Alex Jones replies to recent shooting with heart-eye emojis next to pictures of gun etched with epithets about “snowflakes,” “unicorns” and “libturds.”

41 18 comments 2018-02-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

We need to fight back against the admins' oppression of moderators. Cancer modding is a reddit tradition and we simply cannot let it go away.

40 54 comments 2017-07-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Agendapost] Alright /r/drama, it's time to discuss an issue I know you all will care very deeply about: the persecution of bespectacled Americans (those who do not have eye privilege and must wear glasses)

40 58 comments 2018-05-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The Breaking Bad movie was kinda disappointing tbh (spoilers if any of you care)

40 40 comments 2019-10-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Someone says reddit is sexist for hating Jennifer Lawrence, /u/DoctorFahrenheit decides to step in and break the circlejerk. A bunch of morons who know nothing about Hollywood end up getting angry at him.

39 137 comments 2016-03-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Guide] How to use your reddit posting history to get laid

39 41 comments 2017-11-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I unironically purchased some Funko Pops

39 55 comments 2018-04-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Seriouspost] Unironically, how much of a problem do you think "toxic masculinity" actually is?

39 107 comments 2019-09-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

It seems that my autistic ramblings with Max Landis have paid off because I am now a moderator of /r/drama. And with that being said, there are gonna be some new ground rules.

38 148 comments 2016-03-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I just created a demographics survey for /r/drama. Please take part! I think the results could be really interesting.

38 51 comments 2016-04-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Christian Bale disses capeshit. Batfleck BTFO

38 41 comments 2018-01-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I found our new sidebar images

38 10 comments 2018-01-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Guys, I have to come clean. I.....I bought a fidget spinner. I'm sorry.

38 51 comments 2018-02-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Dr. Oz literally says that the idea of people dying is 'appetizing'. Not even shitposting, he actually fucking said that.

37 145 comments 2020-04-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Meta] Honest question, do you guys still seriously find the “bussy” meme funny?

36 102 comments 2017-11-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did Beans from "Even Stevens" have Down syndrome?

36 34 comments 2019-10-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Health guru in /r/Dallas claims that there's no link between physical activity and mental health and that depression cannot be treated with exercise

36 105 comments 2020-07-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Tons of drama over the wage gap in /r/niceguys

35 38 comments 2016-03-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hello everyone, it’s me, your beloved leader /u/MasterLawlz. I’ve been getting a lot of criticism for my posts recently, and would like to politely address them to you all.

35 62 comments 2017-11-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

did anyone else use to be a sadistic troll in online games? when I was like thirteen, I used to be one of those people in RuneScape that would password scam other kids for fun. I didn't even really play the game, to me that WAS the game.

35 118 comments 2020-05-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama on 4chan when someone points out a feminist double standard and /tv/ gets butthurt

34 22 comments 2016-02-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Someone in /r/shoplifting says shoplifters are losers without dreams or aspirations, massive butthurt ensues.

34 7 comments 2016-03-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey guys apparently /r/drama is secretly controlled by SJWs! Viva la revolución!

34 56 comments 2016-05-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What is some drama you wish you had posted here, but it was before you know /r/drama existed?

34 113 comments 2016-09-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Now the fucking gas stations are into weab shit. When will the degeneracy end?

34 18 comments 2018-08-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What is the most drama you've ever personally caused on reddit? Let's all share our personal records.

33 105 comments 2016-02-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Which drama regulars do you think are the most likely to eventually bang each other?

33 171 comments 2017-03-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I sent screenwriter Max Landis a polite PM asking him to not engage with /r/movies so much because it makes discussions awkward, the douche replies by having a hissy fit and making fun of me on twitter

32 153 comments 2016-03-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Official /r/drama nice thread

32 119 comments 2017-08-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Literally the best YouTube video ever made

32 33 comments 2018-01-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

man, it smells like updog in here

32 40 comments 2018-04-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How the fuck are Max and Ruby seemingly living on their own despite being children?

32 33 comments 2019-08-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

rulerofthefempire is kill

31 30 comments 2016-11-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

why are there no Ben 10 funko pops

31 33 comments 2018-06-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

you know guys, before Corona, I was putting myself out there more, looking into new ways to exercise, and becoming more sexually active which made me think that posting stickies all day was a waste of my precious youth. Thankfully the pandemic rid me of those ridiculous thoughts and brought me home

31 75 comments 2020-04-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I wonder why, in all of their reports for the various causes of Coronavirus, the CDC always forgets to mention that it's God's punishment for Americans having premarital sex

31 47 comments 2020-04-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Texas is actually planning on loosening restrictions before April 30th lol

31 131 comments 2020-04-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The Unidan drama is still going on almost two years later

29 30 comments 2016-03-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I'm sorry, the old MasterLawlz can't come to the phone right now.

29 54 comments 2017-10-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

President of the United States randomly insults a has-been celebrity at one of his rallies, the celebrity proceeds to go to the media to say how not-angry she is and how he should spend his time focusing on doing his job

29 13 comments 2018-01-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

official /r/drama personal thread. How's it going?

29 120 comments 2018-08-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

it's sodium chloride

28 47 comments 2017-12-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in SRD and /r/drama when I manage to bait someone so well that they get banned from SRD

27 41 comments 2016-01-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Circlebroke targeted gamers. Gamers. We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.

27 68 comments 2016-03-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Jewdank has come back to /r/drama to take part in more shenanigans!

27 71 comments 2016-05-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Should I ask out a tall girl to see Wonder Woman by telling her that the movie is about amazons, just like her?

27 70 comments 2017-05-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I am the only solution to all this mod drama

27 109 comments 2017-07-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Well-adjusted woman with good priorities writes bitter article on AV Club over a gender discrimination lawsuit

27 33 comments 2017-12-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Let's pour one out for my homie and remember him by the dank meme he inspired nearly ten years ago!

27 12 comments 2018-08-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Special needs man creates YouTube channel dedicated to walking across entire maps of open world games in real time

27 28 comments 2019-05-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Is Rey from Star Wars 7 a Mary Sue? /r/movies discusses

26 76 comments 2015-12-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

YouTube makes a video about feminism and everyone gets angry

26 12 comments 2017-03-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Seriouspost] I need advice on my job search

26 54 comments 2017-10-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Agendapost] I read online that I have to be 5’9” to donate sperm. It’s time to stop this blatant genetic cleansing of manlets.

26 87 comments 2017-10-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I'm not #woke enough for /r/blackpeopletwitter, and got benned for it

26 85 comments 2017-12-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Agendapost/trivia] Did you know that Christian Bale's dad married a feminist and then died three years later?

26 27 comments 2017-12-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

what if there was an episode of House where it turned out the patient just had a cold

26 25 comments 2018-05-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

/r/drama triggers users from MensLib and they show up here to defend themselves

24 44 comments 2015-12-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/movies when someone is called out for their hypocrisy and responds by having a total meltdown

24 12 comments 2016-02-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

It's time for us to cuck /r/cuckoldpersonals

24 79 comments 2016-12-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Seriouspost] Is asexuality real?

24 95 comments 2017-10-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[film analysis] Why the Planet of the Apes prequel series is the ultimate trilogy for /r/drama users

24 33 comments 2017-11-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in TIL when people discuss the Scully effect

23 32 comments 2015-12-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

My drama with Circlebroke is still ongoing, as one of their users follows me into TheFemPill and proves he is incapable of understanding memes or humor

23 61 comments 2016-03-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Discussion/Seriouspost] How much accountability/responsibility should people have for the quality/outcome of their life?

23 39 comments 2018-05-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

cute goth girl goes bowling and tries on bikinis

23 97 comments 2019-08-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in an extremely small filmmaking subreddit when two users argue over a screenplay's originality and a lone, noble mod steps in to try and cool the conflict

22 25 comments 2016-02-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Our very own /u/JohnnyLargeCock dukes it out in /r/NegativeWithGold when users deride him for critiquing an Olympic athlete's body. Also, these people have the gall to insult TheFemPill.

22 24 comments 2016-10-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/rickandmorty over the value of college educations

22 2 comments 2018-03-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Guy walks into circlebroke looking to confirm his opinions, ends up confirming his autism diagnosis instead

21 13 comments 2016-03-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Presidential debate #2 thread

21 366 comments 2016-10-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Are any of you gonna go to the Adult Swim Festival in November?

21 76 comments 2019-07-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Screenwriters get in a knock-down-drag-out fight for some reason

20 12 comments 2017-12-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Give us your....dun dun...chicken nuggets!

20 29 comments 2020-06-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/Marvel when someone unfavorably compares Jennifer Lawrence to Ron Perlman

19 7 comments 2016-02-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

A post I made about racism went to the front page and it's going about as well as you would expect

19 53 comments 2016-03-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Drama recap] The Ghostbusters war of 2016 has come to an end, let's discuss it

19 51 comments 2016-07-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Tfw you see MasterLawlz is online and posting

19 12 comments 2017-10-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[TV Analysis] HBO's 'Silicon Valley' is intended to be a criticism of modern men (particularly Millenials) with Jared (Zach Woods) being the only example of a positive masculine role model in the series

19 124 comments 2020-06-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

College professor gets his food stolen at work, proceeds to sperg out and lose his job over it.

17 37 comments 2017-11-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

In an ironic twist of fate, reddit makes a post about being contrarian to societal norms, and Circlebroke follows it up by being contrarian to the contrarianism.

16 13 comments 2016-03-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Cartoon Network is ruining Ben 10 and it makes me sad

16 65 comments 2016-07-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

LEAKED footage of police harassing and abusing a mentally challenged man

16 10 comments 2018-07-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Michael Fassbender discovers the next evolution of masturbation

16 24 comments 2019-05-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

i’m on a plane and you guys should help me stay awake so I get less jet-lagged

16 84 comments 2019-06-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The greatest film of all time is getting a special edition director's cut!

16 66 comments 2020-05-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/flicks when the beloved head mod pulls a Harvey Dent and falls from grace.

15 22 comments 2016-02-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Alpha woman asserts her dominance over other passengers on a NYC subway

15 14 comments 2016-04-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

It's my birthday today

15 67 comments 2016-06-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I am MasterLawlz. Ask me literally anything, I don't give a shit

15 110 comments 2017-08-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Man famous for eating cheeseburgers admits to being sexual deviant

15 5 comments 2018-02-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How to legally be a serial killer

15 19 comments 2019-03-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Severely autistic man nearly kills an elderly woman by forcing her to undergo an exorcism

15 28 comments 2019-04-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Realistically speaking, how many dicks do you think Predator could suck simultaneously?

15 33 comments 2019-08-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Remember when I said that I would hopefully be free of my life as an /r/drama moderator after my gold runs out? Well, that will never happen if you fuckers keep gilding my posts.

14 51 comments 2019-06-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Chris Stuckmann got memed too hard and made a half hour long video to cry about it

13 9 comments 2016-04-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I created a demographics survey for /r/drama. This is a legit one, not supposed to be funny or le edgy like the previous ones. Please take it! I'm curious about the responses.

13 115 comments 2016-08-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Some dude decides to shit on 'merica, /r/drama decides to give him what for

13 55 comments 2016-08-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The Punisher disses neo-Nazis and says he once threatened to beat the shit out of Oliver Stone

13 12 comments 2018-01-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Dallas County Judge makes swift and efficient decisions that likely save many lives and help prevent further economic disaster. This of course makes the County Commissioners and state governor uber mad because they feel like he totally stole their thunder

13 17 comments 2020-04-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Absolute lunatic with a deathwish decides to actually film an action movie in space so that he can get closer to Lord Xenu

13 60 comments 2020-05-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/movies when one user tells another "he should do comedy". Well, it turns out that user came in fifth place in a local comedy competition, and he won't hesitate to bring it up.

12 4 comments 2015-12-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/flicks when people discuss the Ghostbusters reboot

12 18 comments 2015-12-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Major asspain in /r/relationship_advice and multiple other subreddits when /u/beyoncefan35 baits countless users with a cuck fantasy

12 12 comments 2016-02-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

_lilpoundcake posted a picture of her silky, Syrian feet! Quick, save it and fap before it's too late!

12 58 comments 2016-02-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/screenwriting when studies find that male characters talk more

12 27 comments 2016-04-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/movies when the topic of Asian representation is brought up and every comment is circlejerking about how racist /r/movies is

12 30 comments 2016-05-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Is /r/Circlebroke ever coming back?

12 43 comments 2016-09-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/movies when two users duke it out over the Ghostbusters reboot!

11 6 comments 2016-01-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Rey and Kylo Ren do NOT fuck

11 18 comments 2017-12-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

alright I don't feel like writing a whole sticky so I'm just gonna leave this one open to the floor

11 85 comments 2018-05-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

do you guys remember that time in X2 when Professor Xavier nearly wiped out the entire human race all at once and then like twenty minutes later still had the audacity to be like “I don’t understand why the humans fear us”

11 34 comments 2020-04-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

One of the protestors at the capitol right now is a former teacher from my high school. Not joking.

11 45 comments 2021-01-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Is Star Trek: The Next Generation superior to the original series? Would any true fan think so? Is the new Star Trek film feeling like the TV show a good thing? Find out in the latest /r/startrek civil war!

10 22 comments 2016-07-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

If Nintendo started selling frozen chicken tenders, would they be called Nintendies?

10 17 comments 2018-05-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Also, can we talk about how recent Spider-Man adaptations are blatantly ripping off Ben 10?

10 35 comments 2019-07-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

accurate

10 36 comments 2019-08-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

why was Freddy on iCarly so mean to his mother when she was the one that presumably purchased all of the audio/video equipment for him so that he could awkwardly simp for Carly for years on end?

10 94 comments 2020-05-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Comic nerds get mad at me over Mr. Freeze

9 25 comments 2017-12-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The A.V. Club is mad that Trump won’t acknowledge them (no seriously)

9 17 comments 2018-01-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Disney commits the worst crime imaginable

9 11 comments 2018-02-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

the Star Wars wiki is apparently so autistic that they have an entire article dedicated to the word "parent". Like I shit you not, a full page of text explaining what that word means.

9 88 comments 2020-05-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/movies when I say I want Robert De Niro to make good movies

8 25 comments 2016-01-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I'm on a plane. AMA

8 39 comments 2017-05-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Glad just did a commercial showing that their bags are so good at odor protection that a police dog was unable to smell a dog treat inside one of them and I immediately thought “you literally just made a commercial showing me how to smuggle drugs through an airport”

8 44 comments 2020-04-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I cannot begin to describe the toll that this quarantine has taken on me. I haven't bathed in over six months. I haven't made love to a woman in nearly 23 years.

8 120 comments 2020-04-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Who will play Jewdank in the inevitable biopic?

7 12 comments 2016-01-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I think me getting /u/mach-2 banned from SRD made him quit reddit

7 29 comments 2016-02-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/insertions over faulty sidebar links

7 22 comments 2016-06-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

8th grader wins award for castrating himself in front of live audience, YouTube calls him a budding cuckold

7 19 comments 2016-07-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What would happen if an /r/drama user became a film critic

7 27 comments 2017-11-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you guys know there's a secret badge within Hooktail's castle in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door?

7 29 comments 2019-03-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey guys, today is 5/7 which also happens to be the objectively perfect male height. Thus, I am crowning today as "Manlet Uprising Day". Look out, tallfreaks! We're coming for you.

6 60 comments 2020-05-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How do people actually think hunger is a problem in America? I see articles saying that obesity is a massive problem in the HOMELESS population and then other articles saying 1 in 8 Americans are going hungry. So I'm like who?? Who are these people??

6 67 comments 2021-03-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I just created /r/TrumpDrama to showcase all the drama that Trump attracts on reddit and the world in general. Please join!

5 20 comments 2016-02-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey guys did you know that before me, /u/Phedre's name was Phere?

5 4 comments 2017-06-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Where do you guys stand on the Bruce Lee drama in Tarantino's latest movie?

5 26 comments 2019-09-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Psychopathic guy takes crystal meth then walks into some backwoods Eastern European video store to complain about the capeshit movie he rented

5 32 comments 2021-02-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

cuck

4 4 comments 2018-01-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

That new Paper Mario game looks fucking lit, fam

4 86 comments 2020-05-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Please stop repeating the same joke that internet moderators do not get paid. We all already know this. My mother knows this, my guidance counselor knows this, every woman I've ever tried and failed to seduce knows this...EVERYONE knows this.

4 84 comments 2020-05-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in /r/movies when I mistakenly use a 4chan phrase on reddit

3 15 comments 2016-01-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Where were you when America became great again?

3 2 comments 2016-11-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How your opinion of Lawlz stickies correlates to your intelligence and wokeness

3 67 comments 2019-01-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I think they should make a Daredevil movie where Daredevil is realistically blind and constantly bumps into shit or falls off rooftops but the bad guys play along out of pity

3 38 comments 2019-09-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

This looks rad af not gonna lie

3 52 comments 2020-04-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Results from the MasterLawlz girlfriend applications are in!

3 87 comments 2020-05-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

So apparently, despite Pepe Le Pew being removed from the new Space Jam, Warner Bros. thought it would be appropriate to have cameos for the characters from A Clockwork Orange, all of which are literal violent rapists that even joke about it. What the fuck are they thinking??

3 53 comments 2021-04-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

/u/kaalaaaa is back and better than ever. He's currently on a crusade against drama mod _lilpoundcake in /r/TheFemPill modmail. Also, I would like to make a public apology to poundcake for my fetishization of her feet.

2 3 comments 2016-04-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I would like to wear festive neckties to my job from now on, what would be some good ones to buy?

2 35 comments 2016-10-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I think Trump's election killed /u/IrbyTremor

2 0 comments 2016-11-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

cuck

2 61 comments 2020-02-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

this may be the most revolting, twisted, disturbing, yet fascinating articles on degeneracy I have ever seen in all my years

1 0 comments 2018-09-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Aziz Ansari starts complaining about political correctness after it negatively affects him lol

1 192 comments 2018-10-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I was given full perms just to demod /u/Assy-Mcgee

1 60 comments 2018-10-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What are your plans for survival in the impending gender wars?

1 64 comments 2018-10-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

ANY OF YOU FUCKING MDE PRICKS POST AND I'LL BAN EVERY MOTHERFUCKING LAST ONE OF YOU

1 109 comments 2018-10-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Movies] I just saw “First Man” and thought it was weird that they omitted the scene revealing that Stanley Kubrick faked the whole thing and filmed it on a cheap set

1 105 comments 2018-10-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

hey guys, I just started this groundbreaking new business and I want you all to be a part of it

1 8 comments 2018-10-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

have you ever realized that some of us are so deep into meme and /r/drama culture that to all outsiders, most of our comments would seem like gibberish as if we’re speaking in a secret code when really we’ve just gotten way too committed to the retardation

1 16 comments 2018-10-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Disney has literally no Tarzan merchandise available for purchase

1 75 comments 2018-10-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Stand-up comedian performs a bit about women’s rights until a man in the audience “heckles” him by saying one single word, comedians proceeds to throw a tantrum and post it all on YouTube so people will think he’s woke

1 214 comments 2018-10-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

look, I don’t want to come off as desperate or anything but straight up, whichever mod makes me a mod again, I’ll let them fuck my wife

1 111 comments 2018-10-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

If I’m still on reddit by the time this clock runs out and I still haven’t gotten a girlfriend then please, one of you, just end me. I give you full permission, it will likely be the only way to release me of this existence I’ve created for myself

1 83 comments 2018-10-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hello /r/drama, I’ve been recently made aware of a new sensation sweeping the nation that many refer to as “cuckoldry” and would like to know how to take part.

1 37 comments 2018-10-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hypothetically speaking, is it possible to be a cuckold and an alpha male at the same time?

1 38 comments 2018-10-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

do you think /u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK is able to make it through an entire date without thanking the woman for allowing him to have this experience in spite of the thousands of years of patriarchal oppression that she and other women have faced at the hands of men

1 72 comments 2018-10-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

the "Series of Unfortunate Events" movie is hella underrated

1 37 comments 2018-10-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What is something you wish you had posted to /r/drama but was not aware it existed at the time?

1 51 comments 2018-10-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

do you think /r/4chan would like my stickies

1 53 comments 2018-11-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did Ray Kroc do anything wrong?

1 59 comments 2018-11-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

hey guys, am I an asshole if I ask my girlfriend to bring a tissue in the middle of her getting railed by Chad on our bed because I need something to wipe away the stray cumshots that hit me in the eye?

1 37 comments 2018-11-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Advice] Guys, I need help. How can I become as cool as /u/DarqWolff?

1 55 comments 2018-11-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The user with the most upvoted comment in this thread decides what I do next in my love life

1 112 comments 2018-11-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey, I have a news update about the dog in that pic of me that you guys are absolutely obsessed with

1 88 comments 2018-11-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you guys always hate capeshit or is it a more recent thing?

1 152 comments 2018-11-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Is this anime?

1 99 comments 2018-11-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Would you guys believe that there are actually many times where I nearly post a sticky and then decide it isn't high quality enough?

1 59 comments 2018-11-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

we need to communize the tendies of America

1 29 comments 2018-11-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Vice releases article instructing men how to flagellate themselves and stop committing wrongthink

1 264 comments 2018-11-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

My defense of manlets

1 19 comments 2018-11-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

My daily interaction with the users and other mods of /r/drama

1 65 comments 2018-11-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

There’s a very long scene in the new “Wreck-it-Ralph” film where Vanelope goes to Disney’s website and meets all properties owned by Disney and the Disney princesses even all team up at the end to save the day completely out of nowhere

1 90 comments 2018-11-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

let's have a moment of silence for Stephen Hillenburg, the creator of SpongeBob, that died recently

1 94 comments 2018-11-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

i just found out that Wil Wheaton voiced a character on Ben 10

1 81 comments 2018-11-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I feel personally attacked

1 78 comments 2018-12-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

let us all take a moment to appreciate the new official lawlz sticky flair

1 32 comments 2018-12-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

i think there should have been a sequel to Ferris Bueller where he gets his girlfriend pregnant and the whole movie is him avoiding her except instead of it lasting for one day it lasts for the rest of his adult life

1 73 comments 2018-12-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What do you think the odds are that the final season of Game of Thrones will turn Tyrion into some kind of bitter incel that is really upset that Danaerys is with Jon and not him?

1 65 comments 2018-12-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Which one of you unoriginal fucks is reposting my stickies to 4chan?

1 40 comments 2018-12-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

this looks so shitty that I actually kinda want to watch it

1 78 comments 2018-12-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

what's a political opinion that you literally cannot understand in the slightest?

1 285 comments 2018-12-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

the culture and production surrounding the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise is unparalleled in its mental deficiency and surrealism

1 97 comments 2018-12-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you know that overseas, Miles Morales is known as Kilometers Morales?

1 80 comments 2018-12-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

My kinkiest sexual fetish is when women have long-term monogamous relationships with other men that result in multiple children and don't end until one passes away after several decades of marriage

1 72 comments 2018-12-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Lawlz Sticky Starter Pack

1 87 comments 2018-12-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

My reaction when my Native American son asks me when I'll be back home from my trip to the store to get cigarettes

1 78 comments 2018-12-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Heard joke once

1 107 comments 2018-12-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What is the most radically unironically centrist thing you've ever seen?

1 174 comments 2018-12-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey /r/drama, I think I have a secret admirer 😎

1 47 comments 2018-12-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What would happen if I stopped posting on /r/drama

1 61 comments 2018-12-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Friendly reminder that Christmas is a celebration of the virgin birth of the Christ our Lord, Jesus of Nazareth

1 113 comments 2018-12-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Remember to be thankful for your blessings on Christmas because some of us aren’t so lucky. When I was younger, I wanted a Red Power Ranger action figure with a gold samurai sword. I lept up from my bed that morning and ran to the tree only to find that it was not there. I asked “Mother, but why?”

1 52 comments 2018-12-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I currently have a -32.5% return on my 401(k)

1 113 comments 2018-12-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The story of why I was made a moderator of /r/drama

1 66 comments 2018-12-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

how I feel when I see people making memes out of my face

1 116 comments 2018-12-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Why did they never make a Kirby game as good as Kirby Super Star?

1 14 comments 2018-12-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I might be wrong, but I think that Artemis Fowl movie coming out might cause a whole heap of racial drama

1 135 comments 2018-12-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Happy New Years /r/drama!

1 27 comments 2019-01-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The virgin normie vs The Chad MasterLawlz

1 105 comments 2019-01-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Why do people constantly push the notion that teachers have it so bad when they work way less days in a year than most other jobs?

1 220 comments 2019-01-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Since when do we let blatant shitposts like that ^^^^ get stickied?

1 43 comments 2019-01-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

"Life of an /r/Drama Moderator" Starter Pack

1 107 comments 2019-01-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I'm the first line of defense against the impending invasion

1 91 comments 2019-01-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Autistic kid spills food all over Chad right in front of Stacy, Chad tries to get revenge by beating him up but surprisingly gets #rekt in front of whole school

1 65 comments 2019-01-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

/r/drama right now

1 108 comments 2019-01-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I think they should have made a dark and edgy sequel series to "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide" that took place in high school and featured episodes about school shootings and teen pregnancy

1 44 comments 2019-01-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I think there should have been a season of 24 that took place on a completely normal, uneventful day so the first seven episodes would have just been Jack Bauer sleeping and the mid-season finale would have been him having lunch

1 38 comments 2019-01-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The "I wish I was MasterLawlz but I'm not near as witty or handsome nor is my penis half as large" starter pack

1 112 comments 2019-01-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How does the monster from "It Follows" decide what qualifies as sex so that it knows who to go after?

1 72 comments 2019-01-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Actress in an (admittedly great) TV show gains a noticeable amount of weight between seasons, calls the people who make note of it online misogynists and cat ladies swarm to all cheer "YAAAAS QUEEN".

1 67 comments 2019-01-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Me_irl

1 59 comments 2019-02-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

My daily process for making stickies

1 37 comments 2019-02-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

how has Scooby Doo managed to last as a successful multi-media franchise for fifty years while most/all of the other cartoons of the time faded into obscurity?

1 113 comments 2019-02-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The logic of /r/drama users

1 62 comments 2019-02-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Apparently, mach-2 deleted his account lol

1 178 comments 2019-02-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I'm friends on facebook with two lesbian women that planned on getting married and their shared surname was going to be, get this...Seaman. Pronounced like semen. And none of my friends seemed to find the same humorous irony in that.

1 100 comments 2019-02-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Visual representation of what it was like when /r/drama reopened after the shutdown and I hadn't made a sticky in days

1 37 comments 2019-02-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The "I'm gonna reply to MasterLawlz" starter pack

1 139 comments 2019-02-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I don't know which is worse, the fact that porn star Mercedes Carrera is a sexual abuser or the fact that I immediately recognized her name when I found out

1 69 comments 2019-02-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I think I'm gonna start ending my stickies like YouTube videos

1 69 comments 2019-02-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What in the holy fuck

1 46 comments 2019-02-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Danny Phantom is problematic

1 77 comments 2019-02-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey /r/drama, did you ever realize that Cupid, the Roman god of love, was a manlet?

1 70 comments 2019-02-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How the /r/drama moderators relate to the Greek pantheon

1 0 comments 2019-02-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

the virgin Billy Bob Thornton vs The Chad Derek Waters

1 29 comments 2019-04-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The virgin Finn Wolfhard vs. the Chad Bill Hader

1 20 comments 2019-09-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Business] Orangetheory Fitness is unironically a brilliant business model and most don't seem to realize it

1 73 comments 2019-11-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I managed to pry a free TV from Frys' cold, dying hands

1 58 comments 2019-11-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The psychological stages of reading lawlz stickies

1 50 comments 2019-11-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Tarzan isn't on Disney+

1 49 comments 2019-11-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Do you guys remember that time that Drake and Josh poisoned and presumably killed an old lady?

1 61 comments 2019-11-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hello /r/drama, I've seen many of you refer to me as a "meme mod" and I would like to share my thoughts on that.

1 57 comments 2019-11-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Scorsese's new movie was really fucking sad, guys

1 93 comments 2019-11-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How many fucking times is Tom Hanks gonna play historical figures in movies that only exist so fans of that person can jerk themselves off over how great they were? First it's Walt Disney and Mr. Rogers, what's next? Tom Hanks as Stan Lee? Bob Ross? Fucking Pope Francis?

1 49 comments 2019-11-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Women of /r/drama, how do you cope with the fact that your significant other is not MasterLawlz?

1 62 comments 2019-11-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

have y'all tried Halo Top ice cream

1 71 comments 2019-11-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Confession] I used to unironically think that prepping the bull meant pre-workout shit, like stretches and drinking Gatorade

1 40 comments 2019-11-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Veganism] Unironically, why should I feel guilty eating animals? We rose to the top of the food chain fair and square while those dumb fucks walked around on all fours instead of crafting tools

1 121 comments 2019-11-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Have you ever noticed that young ultra-conservative girls are almost indistinguishable from boomers?

1 71 comments 2019-11-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

the story of how I effectively took over this sub

1 98 comments 2019-11-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

On what may be the single wokest facebook page I've ever seen, one post says it's okay to do heroin so long as your buds are there to watch you and have anti-opiods on hand all the time

1 45 comments 2019-12-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I thought it was hilarious that Knives Out was all about shitting on rich people when everyone involved with making it is rich as fuck

1 60 comments 2019-12-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Don't you hate it when girls on tinder only like you for your reddit karma score?

1 48 comments 2019-12-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Argument in /r/tinder over whether or not it's misogynistic for a man to get a nice gift for his loving wife simply because it relates to fitness

1 72 comments 2019-12-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Obese boomer runs over an old lady then proceeds to kidnap her for nine months after realizing she has amnesia. Her family proceeds to sue and somehow this is considered controversial.

1 37 comments 2019-12-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

holy shit that Silicon Valley ending (spoilers)

1 36 comments 2019-12-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I've always wanted to tell people I'm going to a Halloween party as the terminator and then show up completely naked

1 65 comments 2019-12-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

You guys don't know what you want

1 36 comments 2019-12-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I'm unironically really glad that people are finally realizing JJ Abrams is a total hack

1 131 comments 2019-12-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you know there are entire social groups in Texas for adults that like to ride on swingsets together? Because I keep seeing people talk about going to parties for swingers and they sound like so much fun

1 59 comments 2019-12-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Alpha male fucks his best friend's mom then writes an article about it online (with pictures!)

1 165 comments 2019-12-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Do you guys remember that episode of iCarly where they murdered a bunch of people with a billboard?

1 58 comments 2019-12-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey guys, I just put the finishing touches on my new tinder profile. What do you think?

1 106 comments 2019-12-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Idiotic clickbait title

1 1 comments 2019-12-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

hey guys, I just found out that I can submit posts from the Apollo app and set it to sticky them as soon as they're posted! This should make my stickies way more efficient and significantly increase my output (but not the quality though, let's be reasonable)

1 45 comments 2019-12-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you guys ever watch My Name Is Earl

1 48 comments 2020-01-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I busted a guy in my office for committing credit card fraud today

1 109 comments 2020-01-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

To all the people that accuse me of creating alts to praise myself, what makes you think I don't lack the shame to just do it from my main account? Have you not been paying attention?

1 64 comments 2020-01-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Seriouspost] Hey, if any of you guys see the high res pic of me on other subs, please report it to the admins

1 35 comments 2020-01-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

how to gain the respect and admiration of /r/drama

1 72 comments 2020-01-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

did you guys know that Macaulay Culkin is not actually a heroin addict

1 62 comments 2020-01-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I think it would be funny if in the final John Wick movie, after he's spent an entire franchise surviving endless waves of armed henchmen, he just ends up getting killed by his own pitbull

1 68 comments 2020-01-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How did I not know that James McAvoy is a manlet? Tom Cruise needs to take advice from him on how to hide being short

1 37 comments 2020-01-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I'm so tired of you guys objectifying me!

1 30 comments 2020-01-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Method acting] Did you know that to prepare for his role as an emaciated mentally ill man in "Joker", Joaquin Phoenix ate a purely vegan diet?

1 92 comments 2020-01-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

why the fuck does it take Dr. House and like half a dozen other doctors a week to diagnose one person? How the fuck are people not dropping dead left and right in that town if that's how long it takes to treat every patient?

1 135 comments 2020-01-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Man, traffic in DFW is fucking ridiculous. Last night, I invited a girl over to my apartment, something that would normally only be 30 minutes away, and yet sixteen hours later she still has not arrived.

1 93 comments 2020-02-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

pretentious little fuck that claims to be a genius but makes minimum wage gets owned by a total Chad in public

1 79 comments 2020-02-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

some crazed man obsessed with the film "Hancock" starring Will Smith just threatened my wellbeing because I made a post four years ago saying I felt it had a wasted premise

1 60 comments 2020-02-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Rather than offer him an actual acting role in the new Picard series, CBS has asked Wil Wheaton to discuss it on a shitty talk show like some kind of beta orbiter. His recent comments online are him saying how desperate he is to play Wesley again despite complaining about the character for 30 years.

1 136 comments 2020-02-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

almost two years later and I'm still asking myself the same question

1 57 comments 2020-02-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Remember when the Trinity killer in Dexter was portrayed as evil because he chastised a waitress for not putting tomatoes in his omelet? I realize he did bad shit later on like killing people but I think he was 100% justified in that specific scenario

1 93 comments 2020-02-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

[Rant] You know who's the worst movie character of all time? The real estate agent from "Limitless". She made Bradley Cooper spend $8.5 million on an apartment she claimed was a "fortress" yet it got broken into in like ten seconds. That bitch got her commission check and no punishment whatsoever!!

1 56 comments 2020-02-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

update on my fraudulent coworker: I reported it within my company and everyone involved was either too dumb to see it or too chickenshit to do anything about it

1 137 comments 2020-02-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Imagine being a GameStop employee dying in a hospital bed from the 'rona and spending your last few minutes knowing that it was all so you could peddle funko pops

1 90 comments 2020-04-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

do you remember how Jimmy Neutron always got praised for saving the day even though he was always the one who created the problems putting everyone’s lives in danger to begin with? That’s basically what’s happening with the Chinese government right now

1 82 comments 2020-04-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I wrote a song to welcome the newcomers to /r/drama after the recent reopening

1 29 comments 2020-04-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Coronavirus be like

1 21 comments 2020-04-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you guys ever see that clip of Anthony Jeselnik breaking up with Amy Schumer on national TV

1 27 comments 2020-04-19 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I just saw a commercial for Seventh Generation laundry detergent saying they don’t use any ingredients that you can’t pronounce or any unnecessary chemicals. But like, it’s laundry detergent. The whole goddamn thing is chemicals. Why would that be a selling point?

1 47 comments 2020-04-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

the Texas subreddits are seething over Greg Abbott not extending the shelter-in-place orders past April 30th

1 152 comments 2020-04-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

did you guys know there was an animated series named 6Teen because it was about six individual teenagers that also all happened to be sixteen years of age

1 53 comments 2020-04-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

My stickies are the bridge between order and chaos in /r/drama

1 56 comments 2020-04-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Texan cocktail waitress decides to LARP as the Blues Brothers by live-streaming her high-speed chase with state troopers on facebook

1 25 comments 2020-05-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How autistic do you think the world is going to be when we all get vaccinated for corona? I'll finally be on a more level playing field with Chad

1 131 comments 2020-05-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

did you guys ever watch the behind-the-scenes footage for 'Rise of the Planet of the Apes'? It's literally some of the funniest shit I've ever seen. Watching James Franco and Freida Pinto pretend a middle-aged man with fake teeth in a grey jumpsuit is their beloved pet chimpanzee is something else.

1 27 comments 2020-05-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you know that they're releasing an eight-part documentary series about the making of 'The Mandalorian' which itself only has eight episodes thus far? God, I fucking hate Disney, man.

1 61 comments 2020-05-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Let's have a moment of silence for the great chicken genocide of 2020

1 39 comments 2020-05-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I find it funny that people are asking "Are Americans really willing to risk the safety of the general populace for their own personal freedoms?". Like, what kind of a dumb question is that? We have mass shootings every week and we just tell the janitors to mop that shit up and get back to work.

1 193 comments 2020-05-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Do you guys remember that scene in iCarly where Spencer says they're going to get some low-fat cheeseless vegetarian pizza? What the fuck would that even be like? Just bread and tomato sauce?

1 45 comments 2020-05-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Enlightened man in /r/Dallas explains in many words why it's okay for him to go to Home Depot but not other people

1 67 comments 2020-05-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hello /r/drama, I would like to start a thread for us to simply appreciate my stickies and all they bring to this sub. I don't think you guys realize how much I truly sacrifice to be a mod here.

1 47 comments 2020-05-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

did anyone else use to be a sadistic troll in online games? when I was like thirteen, I used to be one of those people in RuneScape that would password scam other kids for fun. I didn't even really play the game, to me that WAS the game.

1 1 comments 2020-05-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

They turned Toucan Sam into weebshit, wtf

1 39 comments 2020-05-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Do you guys remember that episode of Hannah Montana where her brother Jackson just wanted privacy from their dad who was calling and texting him incessantly yet he was shown as being in the wrong for wanting his space?

1 46 comments 2020-05-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Would you guys want to play Second Life with me? I created an avatar that spends most of his time moderating internet forums and pinning posts so that people have to read them

1 31 comments 2020-05-21 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Taking applications for girlfriend

1 153 comments 2020-05-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

did you guys know that one time David Letterman asked Clint Eastwood if he had seven children and Clint casually responded "At least" like it was no big deal that he genuinely didn't know the exact number

1 38 comments 2020-05-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you guys ever play Dishonored 2?

1 84 comments 2020-05-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Which do you think was weirder, when Ted from How I Met Your Mother gave Barney detailed instructions on how to fuck Robin or when Jim from The Office interrogated Timothy Olyphant to find out why he wouldn't bang his wife?

1 41 comments 2020-05-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

You know, whenever my posts were reported as "mod abuse", I naturally assumed that this referred to me, the innocent moderator, being abused by others in the comments. Now I've come to learn that it refers to a mod abusing his powers and I feel like you guys are implying something about my stickies.

1 88 comments 2020-07-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

When I was 10, a teacher asked if Australia was an island and told me I was wrong when I said no even after I provided a dictionary definition showing that an island cannot be large enough to be a continent because then otherwise all landmasses would be considered islands

1 151 comments 2020-07-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

This is my application to moderate /r/SubredditDrama. Wish me luck, gents!

1 139 comments 2020-07-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Why are all therapists such hacks? I recently discussed /r/Drama with one and he said that the users of this sub were "enabling self-destructive behavior that would eventually lead me down a path of increased sexual depravity and eventually, suicide". Do they just give college degrees to anyone now?

1 67 comments 2020-07-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Does anyone else refer to themselves as their reddit username in their internal monologue?

1 96 comments 2020-07-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

whenever I see commercials with an adult and a kid that are implied (but not actually stated) to be parent/child, I always interpret them as being total strangers and it always makes the commercials significantly funnier

1 46 comments 2020-07-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Have you guys noticed that some of these hacky talk show comedians are actually watchable when they're at home and don't have to pander to a live audience?

1 65 comments 2020-07-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

That new Paper Mario game made me embrace the soy and purchase a Nintendo Switch for $100 above the retail rate.

1 65 comments 2020-08-04 MasterLawlz in r/drama

My latest interaction with the admins

1 67 comments 2020-11-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

A while ago, Phedre promised I could post a sticky in SubredditDrama on December 1st. It is now December 5th and yet...no sticky. I think it's safe to say that the innocent blood I spill in response to this is entirely on her hands, right?

1 6 comments 2020-12-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Speaking of Lululemon, their founder is basically a middle-aged /r/drama shitposter

1 16 comments 2020-12-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did you guys know that Batman is a radical centrist?

1 16 comments 2020-12-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hey guys, I've always wondered, how often do you go to the supermarket, bump into some chiseled 6'2" Adonis with a jawline that could withstand being hit by a locomotive and a bulge that makes you assume he's shoplifting then think "Wow, I didn't know MasterLawlz shops here"?

1 34 comments 2020-12-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Whatever happened to Jewdank?

1 37 comments 2020-12-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

This girl I went on a date with recently turned into a total bitch at the end just because I accidentally left my wallet at home and she had to pay the full tab. But I told her I would make up for it when I paid for the condoms

1 13 comments 2020-12-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Mel Gibson is in a movie where some kid tries to have Santa (played by Gibson) killed for giving him a lump of coal and I swear to god, the kids looks fucking exactly like adult Ben Shapiro

1 23 comments 2020-12-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The Jonas Brothers' "Year 3000" except the lyrics have a more realistic timeline

1 35 comments 2020-12-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I went to the doctor recently and found out I'm actually a little shorter than I thought

1 60 comments 2020-12-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I really wanted Wonder Woman to end the final fight against Cheetah by pulling out a laser pointer or one of those tiny mouse toys

1 22 comments 2020-12-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Dumbass contestant on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' wastes a lifeline on the million-dollar question just so he can have a casual conversation on TV that wasn't even related to the question

1 17 comments 2020-12-26 MasterLawlz in r/drama

holy shit guys I actually got featured in a Vice article

1 24 comments 2020-12-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

What I imagine it's like for newcomers to /r/drama

1 21 comments 2021-01-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Puritans admit to doing sinful things with their mouths when under the influence of the devil’s nectar

1 34 comments 2021-01-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Nintendo’s shirtless dudes, ranked

1 9 comments 2021-01-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I feel like the timeline for Parler is moving crazy fast lol

1 18 comments 2021-01-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Lots of drama on YouTube when Corvettes beat significantly more expensive European cars in drag races

1 80 comments 2021-01-17 MasterLawlz in r/drama

My local Toyota dealership conned me out of $1,500

1 50 comments 2021-01-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Apparently, there is a website for getting in touch with actors' agents called "Who Represents" and they apparently did not realize that their domain name www.whorepresents.com could just as easily be read as "Whore Presents"

1 10 comments 2021-01-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Mark Cuban and Mr. Wonderful totally destroy a cocky little kid on national television

1 31 comments 2021-02-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Boogie2988 just made a whole video about how it sucks to be fat because chairs at buffets can't support his weight and doctors keeping annoying him by telling him the fact that he's 350 pounds

1 114 comments 2021-02-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Texans trying to appeal to Greg Abbott this week

1 47 comments 2021-02-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Do you think the president from 'Cory in the House' committed any war crimes while in office? If so, why didn't Cory's psychic sister Raven predict them so they could be stopped? Or do you think the president weaponized her psychic abilities so that the US would have a huge edge during wartime?

1 39 comments 2021-02-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I feel like I would have sympathized with Gina Carano more had she not immediately run crying to Ben Shapiro of all people

1 46 comments 2021-02-22 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Cartoon skunk gets #metoo'ed

1 17 comments 2021-03-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

a guy randomly messaged me on LinkedIn and then asked me to please respond because every message he sends with no response costs $10

1 19 comments 2021-03-13 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I accidentally made some Britbongs in one of the UK subreddits really angry at me because I found a gaping loophole in their immigration and taxation system

1 76 comments 2021-03-14 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Yesterday, some guys at my job were talking about hunting deer, and this one super wimpy dude we all work with said that he only respects hunters if they track the deer on foot and kill them with just a rock (meaning, no guns). He was being totally serious too

1 52 comments 2021-03-28 MasterLawlz in r/drama

The years of bukkake and triple penetration at the hands of the SRD mods have finally paid off and I actually got to sticky a Ben 10 clip in the land of the SRDines...once

1 32 comments 2021-04-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Never forget that Norm MacDonald did an impression of Quentin Tarantino and it was just magical

1 7 comments 2021-04-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I thought I was the bull, but it turned out I was the cuck all along: The story of how I got to be a /r/SubredditDrama mod for a day

1 19 comments 2021-04-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did Guitar Hero have the quickest rise and fall of any major entertainment brand? It went from being as ubiquitous as Call of Duty to ceasing existence overnight

1 31 comments 2021-04-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Do you guys think there are any rich people out there that hunt humans for sport? Serious question.

1 54 comments 2021-04-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Do you guys remember those State Farm commercials where a State Farm agent could be summoned at any time by simply saying "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!"? I wonder if there were any limits to that power or if they could be summoned any time or place regardless of their safety.

1 17 comments 2021-04-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Do you guys ever watch Bar Rescue? It’s the perfect show for /r/drama

1 42 comments 2021-04-25 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I was at a party yesterday and some people mentioned that they work at insurance companies. The conversation got awkward when I said that I think insurance fraud is a victimless crime

1 73 comments 2021-04-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Can someone explain the Left Twix and Right Twix commercials? The "joke" makes such little sense that I genuinely get pissed off whenever I see the ads

1 38 comments 2021-05-01 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I just saw that /r/drama doesn't allow text posts anymore. I guess that means the end of my stickies

1 31 comments 2021-05-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

ComedicSans BTFO!

1 36 comments 2021-05-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Is Seth Rogen's whole comedy clan disbanded now? James Franco is apparently a sexual predator and Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill turned into wokies that act ashamed they ever did edgy comedy to begin with. Danny McBride is the only one of them that is still based.

1 153 comments 2021-05-16 MasterLawlz in r/drama

why the hell is Cruella de Vil getting a movie

1 63 comments 2021-05-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

my friend called me an asshole because I changed my mind about hooking up with a girl after we met up in person and I saw she was a lot heavier than I expected

1 95 comments 2021-05-24 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Tfw she forgets her name post-orgasm and you can't tell if it's because you're a sex god or if the Alzheimer's has finally taken over

1 31 comments 2021-05-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Oompa Loompa gets upset that his hours got cut at the chocolate factory and takes out his frustrations on an innocent bagel store owner

1 32 comments 2021-05-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

I was reading about the iCarly reboot and apparently, they made Freddie even more of a pathetic beta orbiter in the new show than he was in the original. He's a twice-divorced single father that has to move back in with his mother and pine after the girl he had a crush on in high school

1 89 comments 2021-05-31 MasterLawlz in r/drama

When I was 15, I asked a girl if she wanted to go to the homecoming dance and she just paused and said "With you?"

1 108 comments 2021-06-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Karen finds out that her husband is screwing someone on the side and then goes apeshit at the woman's apartment building in the presence of her own children

1 38 comments 2021-06-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

A girl on tinder actually just messaged me saying "Why do your glasses make your eyes look so big?"

1 42 comments 2021-06-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

This pretty much sums up my relationship with /r/drama

1 24 comments 2021-06-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

yo what the fuck I was on vacation and I come back and this place is just emojis. Did I somehow cause this too?

1 69 comments 2021-07-06 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How come I don't have sticky powers here?

0 16 comments 2019-11-03 MasterLawlz in r/deuxrama

yo guys can we take a break with the Jewdank stuff for a little while

0 132 comments 2016-06-30 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Whose side will you take in the impending /r/drama civil war?

0 20 comments 2016-08-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Third time's the charm

0 33 comments 2016-09-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Hello, I am back as a moderator, and want everyone to know that literally everything in the post about my removal was a lie. There was no admin involvement, and I am not /u/dukbcaaj

0 52 comments 2016-10-08 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Official /r/drama survey. Fill it out, you nerds

0 46 comments 2017-10-11 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Young boy achieves level of autism that we should all aspire to

0 28 comments 2017-10-27 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How the average /r/drama user reacts when someone offers them bussy irl

0 21 comments 2017-12-18 MasterLawlz in r/drama

you idiots will upvote literally anything I sticky

0 34 comments 2018-04-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama

alright, it's been fun but we seriously need to make the sub public again. I think I'm going into withdrawal

0 54 comments 2018-09-15 MasterLawlz in r/drama

what is some shit that normies often do that really annoys you?

0 205 comments 2018-12-02 MasterLawlz in r/drama

My pitch for /r/drama: The Movie

0 166 comments 2019-01-07 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Did I ever tell you guys that I got to be on TLC?

0 50 comments 2019-03-12 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Epic video of me as a kid (I'm the one on the left)

0 23 comments 2019-03-23 MasterLawlz in r/drama

How much longer until this idiot drops dead?

0 100 comments 2019-04-05 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Cocky tattooed manlet decides to pick a fight with an albino Chad, gets absolutely #rekt as expected

0 72 comments 2019-04-20 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Drama in the Assassin's Creed subreddit when the protagonists in the most recent game have heterosexual encounters and conceive a child...even though the whole game series is based on genetic memories passed down through the centuries by reproduction so it's literally a requirement.

0 8 comments 2019-06-03 MasterLawlz in r/drama

Let's all chill out and listen to Runescape music

0 16 comments 2019-06-09 MasterLawlz in r/drama

this genuinely terrified me when I was a kid

0 69 comments 2020-01-29 MasterLawlz in r/drama

BAGELS I DIDN'T EVEN WANTTTTTTT

0 15 comments 2020-05-10 MasterLawlz in r/drama