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As a mostly- straight dude (wife, child and all) who also likes to suck dick sometimes,

lmao, they are all so gay that they can not even wrap their head around that an actual straight guy just has no desire at all to suck dick to know that he is straight.

It's perfectly fine for them to identify as straight and pursue occasional sex acts with men. Who are you to tell them what straight means to them?

Dude, just because you can legally do something does not mean you are factual right.

I imagine there are more than a couple of straight guys out there who thought it would be hot to suck a dick and quickly found out reality is very different from fantasy. If they keep doing it.... well... they might be a bit bi, but sexuality is a tough thing to define.

lmao. They are gay even if they think it is hot just once.

What if they hook up with/date women but 5% of the time they want to suck a dick? Identifying as bisexual would give the impression that you equally prefer men and women both sexually and romantically.

That is like saying: "Yes, I have sex with corpses from time to time. But I am not a necrophile because I am only interested in hot corpses and 90% of the time I have romantic interests only with living people."

Dude, just because you can legally do something does not mean you are factual right.

There is no fact in this matter, only morals and ethics. Since we all decided to abandon god, the law is very clearly the sole authority on what is right and wrong.

Is it legal to eat meat while you are vegan? Guess I am a vegan now.

It is perfectly fine if a vegan eats meat once or twice a day. Who are you to tell me what being vegan means?

ask them if fetus is vegan.

Your god sucks.

lol, aint my god faggot.

Oh ok. I give you permission to access my bussy then.

thx bb

Since we all decided to abandon god,

Not all of us have turned our backs on our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

What defines morality for nihilism?

I literally said I get my morals from Christianity. Do I sound like a philosophy expert to you?

Youre a drama mod...

That was a ruse

We haven’t. Heathens into the fire first

The law is neither morals nor ethics, though it is informed by them.

The “part time pedophile” defense

I think the vegan equivalent is a better less loaded example.

"I am vegan because usually I do not even eat a lot of meat and besides this my favorite food are waffles which are vegan."

If you want to win an argument then you compare your opponent to a pedo.

Wrong. Comparing your opponent to a pedo is like a pedo fucking a child, though.

You would know... pedo.

Wow, you literally just fucked a child with making such a comment.

Only a pedo like you relates everything to their disease.

I will stop commenting, but only so you can not rape a kid anymore with your comments.

That is like saying: "Yes, I have sex with corpses from time to time. But I am not a necrophile because I am only interested in hot corpses and 90% of the time I have romantic interests only with living people."

💯 YMMD

who are you to tell them what straight means?

Uhhhh!!!!!!! Sweetie don’t you know that having definitions is toxic gatekeeping!?

The thing is though, is that they're framing the argument in that sexuality isn't some delicate balancing act that can be taken away from you because of an action you performed.

Yeah sure it's kind of a crazy new way of viewing something you probably haven't thought much about, but they aren't entirely wrong.

I guess you are little bit gay, too, which is 100% fine, but this explains why you do not get it either.

They are trying to make the point that if you are a straight guy and just want to suck dick a few times (or maybe even just once) to know if you like it, you are still straight. The problem with this argument however is that the imagined situation of a straight guy wanting to try sucking a cock is simply not real. A straight guy does not want to suck dick simply to know if he is really straight.

If you think this situation is realistic, you are at least bi.

You are right that sexuality isn't some delicate balancing act that can be taken away easily. This is exactly why a bisexual man is still bisexual even if he decides to claim he is straight that just sucked a few dicks to know if he prefers dicks or vaginas. You can not stop being bi by sucking a dick and deciding that it was not even that awesome.

Nah I'm straight up bi, not afraid to admit it, but that's because I would date guys

Women suck cock, gay guys suck cock, straight guys suck cock

White women have sex with dogs

There's a ton of steps between being a bit curious and blowing a dude. You can meet a guy, think he's handsome, eventually get kind of flirty, see if he wants to hang out later, go get drinks, brush his hand with yours, kiss him (THIS IS THE LAST POINT WHERE YOU CAN SAY YOU AREN'T GAY), take him back to your place, start getting handsy, blow a dude/get blown by a dude. If you go past the turning point then you cant go back.

They said no homo before fondling the balls so they gucci

Thank God I only slam clams.

to be fair, that's how many actual gay guys do it

lmao, and you are still stretching it. I would say you are gay as soon as you go on a date with a guy you think is handsome.

I mean, I agree with you entirely, but if some dude told me he went on a date once and realized he didnt wanna bang dudes I'd believe him.

I would assume he is bi, but decided to never ever act on his gay side. A true straight guy does not have to spend a romantic night with a man to decide that it is not worth it.

Still, I would not make fun of him. He is not on the literal meme level of "I am straight, since I only occasionally suck dick just to realize that I do not love it that much".

Agreed

LMAO at how insecure this sub is

You can't fathom the possibility that someone wanted to try something but decided they don't like it.

Do you also insist that all the guys who've had sex with women but decided later that they're gay aren't actually gay cause "you touched a vageen"?

Of course you don't, cause you're all pathetic and this is about your own insecurities and not about reality

You don't have to eat an entire thanksgiving dinner to find out whether or not you like meat.

Build 100 bridges, you're a bridge builder. Suck a single dick, you're a cock sucker.

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fucking kek

when reality is funnier than any joke

God I love that sub

Well at least they're respecting the bussy

Straight up bitches

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

I’m convinced these either aren’t real dudes or they have no straight male friends. If you said something around my friend group you’d be immediately ostracized. If you’ve sucked a dick YOU’RE NOT STRAIGHT.

I thought the main mods of menslib were foids and trannys

Lol they may be stupid but your friend group sounds like retards

Nah, someone who says they suck cock but are still straight is the retard. If they were gay and owned it it’d be totally cool.

What if you were doing it to help a bro out after a bad breakup with his girl? Like you wouldn't be gay it's just that everyone's gotta nut every once in awhile especially during such a depressing time.

Was “no homo” said? Did socks ever come off?

When you're that straight the "no homo" is implied and of course the socks didn't come off. Being sockless is not a requirement for nutting.

This seems oddly familiar like the guys who get out of prison and still want to live the prison lifestyle while being a straight man. The Youtuber Kali Muscle aka the Booty Warrior was a good example of this.

I thought Fleece Johnson was the Booty Warrior?

Fleece Johnson is.

This was a joke about Kali muscle since he was always talking about his prison lifestyle after he was released and how he was suspected about doing gay for pay. It was like Kali didn't need to screw guys since there are women outside of prison and he isn't restricted to guys.

The joke was made by another fitness Youtuber. If you ever saw his video "We pumpin" ft trash bag Gandalf, the joke is even more appropriate.

Just because a 5 year old sucks a dick doesnt make him gay

Wow, what possible motivation could they have for arguing that

Bro job! Choo choo!