Some fucking deer talks to a schizophrenic Harry Potter fan.
125 51 comments 2019-09-06 CommissarPayne in r/drama
These fucking galaxy brains have just discovered that having a good childhood makes you happy.
75 33 comments 2019-09-12 CommissarPayne in r/drama
So brave, so beautiful; local man finally digs up the courage to accept what he truly is: delusional.
65 16 comments 2019-08-27 CommissarPayne in r/drama
Why can’t centrists have an undefined revolution that we talk about all the time but never actually happens.
50 18 comments 2019-08-28 CommissarPayne in r/drama
These proud socialists are starting a business in marketing.
47 19 comments 2019-09-05 CommissarPayne in r/drama
Schizos are one step away from rick and morty centrist posting.
30 7 comments 2019-09-07 CommissarPayne in r/drama
Men are at their most rational for a few minutes after jerking it. Therefore logic dictates that all government officials should jerk off to all related documents before voting on laws.
28 10 comments 2019-08-28 CommissarPayne in r/drama
Rightoids everywhere express their nuclear hot take that just maybe: reddit sucks.
24 13 comments 2019-08-27 CommissarPayne in r/drama
Top schizo scientists decide that the illuminati is showing them symbols they made up because of like, vampires and shit.
16 9 comments 2019-08-27 CommissarPayne in r/drama
NOT MY SAFESPACE!
16 6 comments 2019-09-07 CommissarPayne in r/drama
Come see the true face of the redditor.
13 5 comments 2019-09-04 CommissarPayne in r/drama
CTH boldly stands up to the Chinese citizens perpetuating the machine of capitalism by taking the stage and declaring “I know more about your country than you do you stupid poor piece of shit.”
12 3 comments 2019-08-28 CommissarPayne in r/drama
Gaymers are currently in a war for the scraps of a dying company. The important question on everyone’s mind is; how can we escalate this situation until the Vietnam War looks like a joke?
10 3 comments 2019-08-28 CommissarPayne in r/drama
This CTH member has a new addition to their cringe compilation. Capitalist owned, like and subscribe!
5 3 comments 2019-08-28 CommissarPayne in r/drama
Read the words of this schizo and you will understand why Garithos truly did nothing wrong.
5 5 comments 2019-08-28 CommissarPayne in r/drama
Man tries to get some points from his girlfriends death.
1 5 comments 2019-11-08 CommissarPayne in r/deuxrama
OOOOH I’M TROOOOMING
1 4 comments 2019-11-13 CommissarPayne in r/deuxrama
LSC baffles literary experts everywhere as they create poetry that blows even a 14 year old named Derwin out of the water.
1 3 comments 2019-08-28 CommissarPayne in r/drama
Chapocels price they have never been outside before with a torrent of “Slaaaaay queen!”
1 0 comments 2019-09-04 CommissarPayne in r/drama
Local SRDine bravely defends the females, panties dropping left and right seeing as they see his masterful martial arts.
0 3 comments 2019-08-27 CommissarPayne in r/drama