Turns out r/drunk is full of pussies so I guess I gotta have this discussion here
1 2020-03-11 by XalwaysinbadfaithX
I thoroughly enjoy drunk driving. It's like playing a video game where you're a bit handicapped and you have to dodge all these cars coming your way, like frogger or GTA. I'm not talking blackout drunk or so drunk you can't even walk, because that's no fun and you can barely get 500ft without running into something. I'm talking like 4 beers in where you're at that sweet spot when everything is a bit more fun and challenging and you're not really restricted by normie views of culture.
It's also pretty fucked up that you can be arrested for "driving drunk" when you've had only one or two beers at a restaurant. Drunk driving is just another tool the police use to take your money and give it to the state for minor offenses like "speeding", when in reality you can go twice the speed limit and be perfectly fine as long as you have a post-1990s car. This stupid fucking idea has been propogandized by the government and even stigmatized like smoking cigarettes are, when in reality smoking cigarettes kills many orders of magnitude more people every year than driving drunk has in history. Yet the punishment for drunk driving is so much worse than the crime, you lose your license for at least 1 year and you can spend time in jail, both of which totally fuck your job prospects. And to fucking top it off, driving while tired is totally legal (and almost as fun), yet it's way more dangerous than driving drunk because you pass out and have zero control . That might be fine on the highway when you just coast into the median but passing out can seriously fuck you up in most situations.
Would you support the idea of changing the legal limit to .10 BAC, Or are you such a shitty driver that you can't handle avoiding other cars on the road?
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6 whenithinkofyoulinda 2020-03-11
Congratulations, we're not even half way through the year and already this is the dumbest post of 2020.
3 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-03-11
is it really thoe
4 whenithinkofyoulinda 2020-03-11
Yes.
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-03-11
Drink more and you'll understand
3 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-03-11
I want me to be able to drive with a 0.1 BAC; and possibly you OP.
Perhaps there should be a secondary “drunk driving exam” to get a new class license.
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-03-11
I would unironically take that test. I normally drink natty daddy because with your average beer I have to drink all day to get drunk
1 MySQ_uirre_L 2020-03-11
natty? you could at least get drunk off malt liquor if you go down that route you uncouth swine
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-03-11
Natty daddy is malt liquor, 8%
1 SmoothBeetle 2020-03-11
Pick up a steel reserve for that extra 0.1%
2 Shadow_Of_ 2020-03-11
Okay drunkboy.
2 Mick_mangina 2020-03-11
I don’t drink and drive because I’m really shitty at texting when I’m drunk
1 Lychosand 2020-03-11
Drunk driver came off the road last summer hitting one of my best friends on his way home. He wasn't even in a car himself. He died in the hospital.
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-03-11
Nobody likes a debbie downer, dude
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1 ElegantDetail1910 2020-03-11
Alkies are the chapos of drug users - vanilla in a real loud and annoying way
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-03-11
Bitch please I've done everything from k2 to crack, alcohol is just more convenient for day-to-day and I like to keep my weed tolerance low
1 ElegantDetail1910 2020-03-11
Imagine an identity wrapped up in your inability to COPE with reality smh
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-03-11
I just did. That's lame as fuck. Good thing I don't consider that part of my identity
1 ElegantDetail1910 2020-03-11
That's what they all say. You finna learn some life lessons boa