user/XalwaysinbadfaithX

Me irl

153 5 comments 2020-04-15 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

HILdawg often complains in this sub about men and their violence. To call her a hypocrite isn't enough, she's done things way worse than domestic abuse or rape

74 29 comments 2020-09-13 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

One of the biggest trump supporters I know is a black belt kick boxer punk rocker who beat the shit out of multiple neo-nazis in the '80s

59 6 comments 2020-06-10 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Based as hell

56 12 comments 2020-07-14 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

I finally talked to this hot chick at my new job earlier today because we were the only smokers that were retarded enough to go on break at the same wrong time

27 30 comments 2020-07-19 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

So I've been watching community. Did the people involved with this show never actually attend a community college?

16 6 comments 2020-04-13 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

I was cashing my check at this 24 hour cash checking/bitcoin buying machine at a gas station and the tweaker behind me in line was ranting to me about how he's gonna buy a kilo of coke with his bitcoin and how he's gonna invest his profits once he's done selling it all

9 4 comments 2020-07-20 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

We can't trust the moderation here. Quadnarca promised me nudes in a dream like two weeks ago and he still hasn't sent them

8 5 comments 2020-07-04 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Mayos 🙄

8 14 comments 2020-07-20 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

I dont understand why people think I'm a piece of shit for living my life as normally as I can right now instead of quarantining. The only people I can infect are other dumbfucks who aren't taking the proper precautions anyhow

6 15 comments 2020-04-08 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Anyone else send retarded PMs to masterlawlz when they're really drunk? I just looked at my inbox and apparently I do

6 11 comments 2020-05-05 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

I was just beating up my nephew and it made me realize I need to take fitness more seriously

6 1 comments 2020-06-28 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Is the last of us 2 actually a bad game or are people just mad that there's a tranny in it?

5 14 comments 2020-06-10 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Facebook arguments are more thrilling because they actually know who you are

4 7 comments 2020-04-17 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

The CIA shot me with their nightmare gun again last night and I dreamt that my exgirlfriend ate my legs.

4 27 comments 2020-04-27 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Shout out to that guy I met at a bar one time that got banned from Facebook for being too based. (Not in the MDE way fuck off fugees)

4 23 comments 2020-05-06 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Guys I just stopped myself from linking some grade A lolcow shit because it came from a sub that unironically take seriously because about a shit subject I unironically respect and relate to. The sub, that is, not the post. The post is fucking hilarious

3 14 comments 2020-04-14 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

How I feel about my fellow deuxchads🥰

3 2 comments 2020-04-16 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

🤔

3 4 comments 2020-06-11 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Fuck birds, fuk people that like birds, fuk people that have neutral opinions on birds

2 10 comments 2020-04-09 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

That time I ran into HIL in real life

2 6 comments 2020-06-02 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Tfw your dealer is your roommate but you work opposite schedules so you have to wait hours for him to wake up

2 8 comments 2020-07-07 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Whoever's in charge of subtitles on Netflix needs to stand on a chair and then kick it from under themselves

1 7 comments 2020-01-15 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Too relatable 😥

1 8 comments 2020-01-17 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

How to find salvation as a mayo

1 6 comments 2020-01-29 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

This is my favorite anime pls watch

1 13 comments 2020-02-04 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

r/loveafterporn banned me for trying to be wholesome :(

1 13 comments 2020-02-05 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Bioshock is a dumb nam4 for that vid49yam4

1 6 comments 2020-02-07 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Quick question regarding punk show demographics

1 4 comments 2020-02-08 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

I made a bait post on AHS about a total faggot. It was removed like immediately, I assume because I used the gamer word in quotes. Constructive criticism fr?

1 4 comments 2020-02-12 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

One of my coworkers told me I would have enjoyed growing up black and another one agreed

1 20 comments 2020-02-12 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

How does one make a domreddit? 🤔

1 5 comments 2020-02-15 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Deuxchat hasn't worked through redditisfun in a while

1 3 comments 2020-02-18 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

If this is daddy's defense force, maybe they aren't so bad

1 5 comments 2020-02-23 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

I miss r/watchpeopledie

1 17 comments 2020-02-27 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

We need this guy to start posting here

1 13 comments 2020-03-04 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

The fruit of the loom logo confirmed to me that the Mandela effect is real

1 17 comments 2020-03-05 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

I'm watching the invader zim pilot with my nephew and the Irkans have the best possible system of government

1 9 comments 2020-03-09 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Turns out r/drunk is full of pussies so I guess I gotta have this discussion here

1 21 comments 2020-03-11 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

I posted something I found on r/copypasta to r/drunk as bait and then posted here so we could shitpost together but apparently you guys aren't actually pretending about being retarded

1 5 comments 2020-03-12 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

We need a REAL alpha male in the White House #RIDINWITHBIDEN

1 9 comments 2020-03-13 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Catfished AGAIN 😔

1 3 comments 2020-03-16 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

The only person I know in real life that I could honestly picture using menslib is a literal FtM

1 5 comments 2020-04-06 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Some of us are wise beyond our years, deal with it

1 3 comments 2020-04-07 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

My friend had a sex dream about a dude he knows, but in the dream the dude had a vagina. Is this gay?

1 16 comments 2020-04-11 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Guys does coronavirus make your asshole bleed?

1 20 comments 2020-04-19 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

We need to protect coronavirus carrier rights from the weak

1 14 comments 2020-04-23 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

I think I just diagnosed someone with autism

1 9 comments 2020-04-25 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Think about who you're REALLY hurting when you post the gamer word

1 11 comments 2020-04-26 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Remember to drink ur milk

1 10 comments 2020-05-01 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Guys reviewbrah and joeysworldtour finally collaborated!

1 3 comments 2020-05-04 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Update on my last submission that everyone totally cares about: he made a new facebook account and added me!

1 14 comments 2020-05-11 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

My nephew just told me that he's the only one in the family that actually respects me

1 17 comments 2020-05-13 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Guys I have an idea to fight the fugee menace!

1 21 comments 2020-05-16 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

HOW COULD THEY DO THIS

1 8 comments 2020-05-17 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Seriously tho why isn't it a stereotype that menthol americans constantly talk on the phone at work

1 21 comments 2020-05-21 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Got high for the first time in months, had a few beers, and actual started reading Industrial Revolution and its Future because of all the birthday posts. I'm unironically tearing up this man is right

1 21 comments 2020-05-24 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Anyone else use "unironically" online where they'd use "genuinely" in person?

1 13 comments 2020-05-24 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Me on the right

1 17 comments 2020-05-26 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

So /pol/ is all about traditional values and shit right? Answer this, mdefugees

1 26 comments 2020-05-27 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Guys I finally got accepted into my family's law firm! They even filmed a whole new ad to include me!

1 5 comments 2020-05-28 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

??????????

1 6 comments 2020-05-28 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

My sister's boyfriend was redpilling my nephew on the coronavirus conspiracies and told him he was going to bed and to come to me if he had any more questions about that or the federal government in general because "that motherfucker know's what's up"

1 6 comments 2020-05-30 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

My biggest unresolved sexual fantasy is moving in next to Hank Hill and having him accept me as a neighbor to the point that I could drink in the alley with him everyday

1 20 comments 2020-05-30 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

You're a faggot

1 27 comments 2020-05-30 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Please share, his family is worried

1 4 comments 2020-06-01 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

If you don't close the toilet before you flush, you're subhuman

1 15 comments 2020-06-03 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

I fucking love being homeless

1 17 comments 2020-06-06 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Every deuxchad has an origin story. This is mine

1 7 comments 2020-06-07 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

Guys if you go ta bar alone and manage to work into conversation that it's your birthday naturally you'll get free drinks out the ass. I5 doesn't even have 5i be your birthday

1 5 comments 2020-06-08 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/deuxrama

I got an idea for reparations that doesn't involve spending a shit load of money: aka give like 50 bucks to every black person

1 3 comments 2020-06-21 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

So with all the recent events I've been starting to think "maybe I should be more rightoid?" Then I then remember the right and how they behaved at points in history they were allowed to be this retarded and I'm just like, Uncle Ted was right about everything

1 3 comments 2020-06-27 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Anyone else remember getting boners as a child and it being annoying as fuck because it didn't even feel good to mess with around with it but it still needed something, you just didn't know what?

1 2 comments 2020-06-28 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

True wisdom

1 1 comments 2020-06-30 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Link to album of quadnarca's feet inside

1 7 comments 2020-07-03 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

I left my debit card at wendy's yesterday right before a 12 hour shift, I didn't notice until I went to buy food at work. The wendy's doesn't open for twenty minutes and I've been home for two hours. I still haven't eaten. I have crossed over to the other side and no longer require food

1 7 comments 2020-07-04 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

My neighborhood has a free range pibble

1 5 comments 2020-07-06 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

🤯

1 5 comments 2020-07-07 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

The chick I dated for most of high school got pregnant and is excited to keep it. I no longer feel youthful

1 6 comments 2020-07-10 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

One the first dreams I remember having, like kindergarten at the latest, was of a goth chick being mean to me and I was disappointed when I woke up because I liked that dream. I didn't even know if I knew goth chicks were a thing yet. What does this mean

1 5 comments 2020-07-10 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

This pibble I met is so playful. I think you guys might be wrong on this one

1 5 comments 2020-07-10 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Years back, "You're a faggot, but a cool faggot like Freddy Mercury" was a common normie reddit cliche. And I hated them for their normieness. I miss those normies. Comparatively speaking, I'd only bully them a little bit if they returned

1 10 comments 2020-07-11 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Slapfight between retard and fellow Uncle Ted supporter

1 9 comments 2020-07-12 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Started smoking weed again because I had three different bags thrust upon me by chance. This shit's gay it mostly just makes me lazy

1 13 comments 2020-07-15 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

King shit

1 9 comments 2020-07-16 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Zoomers out

1 4 comments 2020-07-17 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

My hair does these cool corkscrew things when I don't brush it

1 24 comments 2020-07-18 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Hey guys there's this cool video in my backyard I wanna show you

1 2 comments 2020-07-23 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

This could be us but you playin 😔

1 2 comments 2020-07-25 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

They need to make an action movie with a radical Islamic protagonist on jihad that at some point says "see you later, Allah-hater" before killing the antagonist

1 19 comments 2020-07-28 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

You know what must be done

1 2 comments 2020-07-29 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Nazis are so retarded, they fetishize Vikings but they were literally raping and slaughtering people because they thought Marvel characters were real 😂😂😂

1 8 comments 2020-07-30 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Yeet baby x yeet baby

1 3 comments 2020-07-30 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

I like how I'm just active enough in the retarded subculture or clique or whatever you call people in drama subs that I get invited to super special secret discords but not so active that most people recognize me or that I understand basically anything meta that's going on

1 26 comments 2020-08-01 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

I fucking hate how anytime anyone hunts or fishes a particularly large specimen they always take a photo with it from a perspective that tries to make it look like two or three times bigger. You aren't fooling anyone, either take an honest picture or k-word yourself, faggot

1 2 comments 2020-08-02 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

I'm drunk and I'm high and I have to go to work in half an hour and I unironically wish I was a monke

1 29 comments 2020-08-03 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Fuck jannies

1 5 comments 2020-08-03 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Where do people buy pants? These are my last pair. Cash only

1 26 comments 2020-08-03 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Actual footage of the gussy I invited over last night before she climbed out of a bathroom window 7 minutes after arriving

1 2 comments 2020-08-05 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

You know it never occurred to me that they won't let you into a chuckecheese if you dont bring a kid with you until I tried it

1 5 comments 2020-08-06 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Is it bad if I have a callous on my thumb from opening beer bottles? I switched from cans like three weeks ago

1 14 comments 2020-08-07 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

I gave a hitchhiker control of the music and she put on some emo shit. After dropping her off I saw it was five finger death punch. Wtf I knew they get shit on for being mainstream and shit but people think that's actually metal?

1 19 comments 2020-08-07 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Have a bunny.

1 9 comments 2020-08-09 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama

Areslashdrama is my primary new source and I go through life completely ignorant of the world around me when it goes private

1 50 comments 2020-08-04 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/drama

So I'm all like, unironically return to monke, but then I'm like that wouldn't be great for autistic people, and then I'm like, maybe autistic people are the next stage in human evolution and us monke people are gonna be at war with the autists

1 13 comments 2020-08-14 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

Zweichad in the wild

1 18 comments 2020-08-17 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

Back in highschool one of my xbox live friends blocked and muted me for several months because I started dating a chick in our little gaming group

1 17 comments 2020-08-18 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

I was talking to my unironically fentanyl-American boomer neighbor and he's going out of town for a few days. "Can you keep an eye on my house? Anyone comes there, threaten to shoot them. Actually, call me. Actually, call the law. That'd probably be best."

1 9 comments 2020-08-19 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

I have determined that a girl at work has a prosthetic leg and I am wondering how to work that in my attempt to woo her

1 28 comments 2020-08-22 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

Appreciating the bodies of the differently abled is not sexual frustration 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

1 2 comments 2020-08-24 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

Guys there's a Miami Hurricanes emoji!

1 7 comments 2020-08-30 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

I hope to God Ben is right

1 18 comments 2020-09-01 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

SHOWER TURK NEEDS HELP

1 8 comments 2020-09-01 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

Gut feelings are more accurate than they have any right to be. Like they make me think there's more to life to what we see. Like when I was a kid I'm positive I avoided getting my bussy violated because I trusted my gut

1 5 comments 2020-09-02 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

My dad would punch me at random sometimes whenever we were within punching distance and growing up I thought it was so I could practice my blocking and counter attacks and shit. I now have a similar dynamic with my nephew I realize my dad just liked punching me

1 12 comments 2020-09-02 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

What's ur favorite youtuber?😙

1 12 comments 2020-09-05 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

When the FUCK did this happen? I'm not gonna give them my email address or make a new one just so I can make u/spezrapedmein2007 a thing

1 12 comments 2020-09-05 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

It's a really fucked up double standard that business owners are celebrated for creating jobs but when I did the same thing as a teenager by indirectly causing the construction of a fence and the hiring of security guards all I got was berated and charged with misdemeanors

1 8 comments 2020-09-06 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

I liked the song "Red Flag" by The Suicide Machines a lot more back when I thought they were referring to the pirate "no mercy" flag and not the commie one

1 11 comments 2020-09-07 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

Jesus fuck I miss having feelings

1 30 comments 2020-09-08 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

Know your place, subhumans

1 11 comments 2020-09-08 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

I only skimmed this but a dude got cucked or whatever

1 32 comments 2020-09-09 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

Seriously tho what's with the random raygun that appeared in All Dogs go to Heaven?

1 1 comments 2020-09-12 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

TwoX celebrates not being completely incompetent

1 57 comments 2020-09-14 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

There are people that hate Jews and consider them subhuman but worship the same god that made them his chosen people

1 16 comments 2020-09-14 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

Tfw a literal child asks you "why does everyone else in our family hate you?"

1 13 comments 2020-09-16 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/zweirama

My pibble ran off into the woods after a cat when I took her out to pee yesterday and by the time I caught up to her there was a dead cat hanging off her by the claws

0 12 comments 2020-07-21 XalwaysinbadfaithX in r/dosrama