Using quarantine to learn to make bread. This one tastes horrible

1  2020-03-24 by ballrot

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leave that place it isn't worth it

a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun

just a really bad community all around

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2.25 tsp of yeast Add to 1 tsp and 1.25 cups of warm water

Let sit until yeast activates (it will form foam), about 5 to 10 min.

Add 2.5 cups or so of flour and 1.5 tsp of salt and knead.

Let rise for an hour or so. If you want flatter bread skip next step.

Take dough and fold it on itself over and over until it feels "tight". Put onto a baking pan and form into a ball, let rise again.

Bake at 460 or so for about 45 min. When you put it into the oven, put it on the upper rack. On the lower rack put a pan filled with water.

Enjoy.

hold on I've got your secret ingridient

farts on ur bread

there you go

thats a biscuit

*helmet

Using this sub to blogpost is gay and you seem like the kind of person who would get off on becoming a mod. In conclusion, use a bit more yeast and get a life.

I nominate OP for a mod position. He seems very bussy pulled.

There are already 10X too many mods here. Eventually one of them might start doing something. I saw they put on a ping ban for the unapproved masses and, as a pedophile, that was the one rule I could actually approve of.

Doesn't the ping ban make this drama 2.0? Like what's the point.

/u/Armadildo_ What ping ban?

I'm approved to you mong.

no

Yes

The thing about it is that newfags don't know how to ping properly. Most of what these idiots would do is just harassment. If you want to wrangle a lolcow into the thread you have to be nice and ask a polite question to lure them in and most of these dumbasses would just be like "u/Armadildo_ kys stupid tranny faggot. Durrr repeal the 19th amendment." And then there would be 10 retards all pinging the same bullshit and it gets reported for harassment.

This is why we can't have nice things

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Newfags are a cancer upon drama.

And that was a mean ping, I may be a tranny faggot, but that hurt when you told me to keep myself safe. 🙁

Yes it was an example of how not to ping so don't report me for harassment plz

I would never

mod position

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come on man, we've been over this a dozen times

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Fuck that I ain't no tranny

Maybe you can use it as a bicycle helmet.

What’s up with like everyone trying to learn to make bread now? Also if you don’t bake, why panic buy flour in the first place? Shit’s stupid

post the recipe you used so we know which one to avoid