Let's take a moment to consider the most serious tragedy and victims of COVID-19

1  2020-03-26 by BosnianLilB

Imagine being a police officer right now and how your life has changed. Normally there is a balance, you go to work, come home, hit your wife, say sorry and promise to never do it again, and then during the cooling off period you go beat and kill niggers for sport to tide you over until you can hit your wife again.

Now there will be no moon crickets to beat or shoot, they'll feel more of a need to beat their wives which they can't do too much or they'll get seriously hurt and get in trouble, or they'll get divorced. Then where will be at without the police? Who will answer the call of punching bag duty to help the police meet their mulignan quotas?

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5  SnapshillBot 2020-03-26

Mental health experts could probably study this thread. Congratulations patso. In a sub about autism full of autists you manage to be the most severely autistic. This is truly mind-boggling. What's stranger is that you can't even slightly see how insane you are. You genuinely have some sort of mental disability to continue to engage.

You're fat too. But you also can't see that. Reverse body dysmorphia on top of the autism and of course retardation.

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4  BosnianLilB 2020-03-26

reported

1  ExtraTemp 2020-03-26

Fucking mong

3  alphetaboss 2020-03-26

So what you're saying is women are the true victims of coronavirus?

2  BosnianLilB 2020-03-26

fuck no

1  CornReaper 2020-03-26

this but unironically. hilldawg did nothing wrong

1  FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-03-26

If it’s true it because they deserve it.

1  [deleted] 2020-03-26

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1  XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-03-26

Imagine having to wait until you could hit your wife again

1  DrunkenRecidivist 2020-03-26

I saw some pigs outside a restuarant I was picking up food from on Saturday night and I asked them if it was slow for them with nobody going out and they said that they were still really busy with lots of domestic violence incidents because everyone is locked home together and dumb cunts don't know when to shut their trap.

1  whiteypoints 2020-03-26

Police in Spain have found a great way to cope.

1  jewdanksdad 2020-03-26

That was freaking hilarious

1  NotNowChippa 2020-03-26

¿Hola, departamento de based?

1  Mick_mangina 2020-03-26

Time to go full state trooper and just park the patrol car and pretend to look for speeders while you beat your meat

1  UnalignedRando 2020-03-26

Now there will be no moon crickets to beat or shoot

From what's happening in Europe : the people who still start shit (and break confinment rules) are minorities, leading already to several fights with the police in France. And the government is implementing "softer" confinment rules for minority heavy areas (since they can't enforce them, with the added bonus of contaminating them faster).

1  inceltiers2 2020-03-26

I genuinely have no issue with police beating their wife's even if its just self reported and they are black

It's based as fuck and is a core tenant of islam. Inshalah

1  wiirpy 2020-03-26

What if we shot the batman 😳

1  RareSector0 2020-03-26

wtf I wanna be a cop now