Fuck birds, fuk people that like birds, fuk people that have neutral opinions on birds
2 2020-04-09 by XalwaysinbadfaithX
Let’s role-play for a minute: I’ll lay in bed at 6 am. You sit outside my bedroom window and scream loudly about how horny you are. Guess what? I’m gonna kick your ass. And you would totally understand why. So why does everyone condone it when these little shits do it? I can’t stress enough how lucky birds are that I'm too obese to climb trees.
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6 SnapshillBot 2020-04-09
This, but unironically.
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2 wokeaspie 2020-04-09
Get a cat or two and leave them outside all day. Bonus: they'll bring you tasty treats you can fry up in a pinch 👌
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-04-09
There are so many cats in my neighborhood alteady that we just shoot them
1 Things_Remote 2020-04-09
If they’re crows you can shoot one and the rest will avoid your yard for good bit. At least a few months. If they’re song birds though your sol.
1 LetsGetSQ_uirre_Ly 2020-04-09
has anyone ever tried playing back songbird calls a few octaves higher to where the human ear can’t perceive them?
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1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-04-09
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