We’re doing drugs. If i wanted to hear “don’t do it man” or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my ass I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I’m ready to put meth in my ass and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I’ve already made up my mind. It’s going up there.
Did you guys know that snails are the same sex and they have literal sword fights where they stab eachother with their penises in an attempt to impregnate the other?
Oui! nous les cuisinons souvent ici en france, nous faisons des plats délicieux, je vais personnellement au restaurant le plus chic avec mon fiancé pour manger un bon plat d'escargots
I had a conversation with a lassie about snails years ago and mentioned how bad I felt when I accidentally stepped on them in my garden at night. She said she enjoyed the sound of their shells breaking so much she would intentionally go out when it was raining and step on loads of them. :(
(InB4 'you've never had a conversation with a lassie', etc.)
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We’re doing drugs. If i wanted to hear “don’t do it man” or any other sort of social stigma about wanting to put meth in my ass I would have asked my mom what her thoughts were. Obviously if I’m ready to put meth in my ass and I want to know whether or not I should take a shit first, I’ve already made up my mind. It’s going up there.
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-04-12
Based, that's got to not only be fast but efficient
1 DerReudenboy 2020-04-12
You mean effective. If it was efficient it'd be fast, as well.
1 KetamineAddictYoda7 2020-04-12
thats not what efficiency is
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-04-12
Did you guys know that snails are the same sex and they have literal sword fights where they stab eachother with their penises in an attempt to impregnate the other?
God I wish that was me
1 rokkerboyy 2020-04-12
I'm pretty sure you are combining facts about snails with facts about flatworms.
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-04-12
No u
1 silverpanther17 2020-04-12
Those two cells are named “based” and “cringe,” just like the only two emotions of all true deuxcels.
1 VanillaReign 2020-04-12
You sure it's not cope and seethe?
1 SureKale2 2020-04-12
the two genders
1 Feanorfanclub 2020-04-12
Where does dilate fit in?
1 anotherincel 2020-04-12
based
1 silverpanther17 2020-04-12
cringe
1 anotherincel 2020-04-12
cringe
1 AcceSpeed 2020-04-12
cope
1 HormelCoffee3 2020-04-12
Dilate
1 Kellere31 2020-04-12
Have sex
1 Woolgun 2020-04-12
>posting a snail to French subreddit
You know what's gonna happen to this cute little nigga right?
1 SureKale2 2020-04-12
😡😡😡
1 DerReudenboy 2020-04-12
W-what ?? F-French sub ? My ancestors would kille me if they heard that I was in a French community...
1 SynthGood 2020-04-12
Oui! nous les cuisinons souvent ici en france, nous faisons des plats délicieux, je vais personnellement au restaurant le plus chic avec mon fiancé pour manger un bon plat d'escargots
1 AllhailEmperorNathan 2020-04-12
🤮Bussy🤮
1 Yes_he_swan 2020-04-12
He is above all of us
1 ballrot 2020-04-12
🐌👑
1 372x4 2020-04-12
Literal Gad-tier
1 Mr_HulaStache64 2020-04-12
why did no one tell me boipussy was just a mans shitty asshole
1 JanetYellensFuckboy 2020-04-12
RIP Platy 😢
1 SynthGood 2020-04-12
Petition to add "rarded snail" or "cute sticky snail" user flair to the sub
1 double-happiness 2020-04-12
I had a conversation with a lassie about snails years ago and mentioned how bad I felt when I accidentally stepped on them in my garden at night. She said she enjoyed the sound of their shells breaking so much she would intentionally go out when it was raining and step on loads of them. :(
(InB4 'you've never had a conversation with a lassie', etc.)
1 rhedia 2020-04-12
women are disgusting and inherently evil
1 double-happiness 2020-04-12
https://i.imgur.com/DqIJ5Ex.jpg
1 rhedia 2020-04-12
ur an unironic mra dude
1 double-happiness 2020-04-12
Even worse, I used to be a feminist. SMH
1 rhedia 2020-04-12
life is very long
1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-04-12
If you're indecisive, does that mean you're dumber than a snail?
1 PanFiluta 2020-04-12
it me