Guys does coronavirus make your asshole bleed?

1  2020-04-19 by XalwaysinbadfaithX

I have had respiratory discomfort and a slight fever for like a week now and I wanna make sure that wont happen because it definitely isn't something that's already happening

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2  foureyednickfury 2020-04-19

Bruh you dead yet?

1  XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-04-19

No but I'm working on it

2  foureyednickfury 2020-04-19

Cool tell me when you do

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1  deadsarmy 2020-04-19

great i see 3 comments and i come in here expecting a duexcels comment here and its just bots.. great.

1  XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-04-19

Same😔

1  BioticAsset_VEGA 2020-04-19

I read somewhere Digestive symptoms can be a part of it so might wanna stock up on antivirals

1  XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-04-19

Good idea, I dont want that to be something that actually happens

1  BioticAsset_VEGA 2020-04-19

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/covid-19-digestive-symptoms-are-common#Digestive-symptoms-in-50.5%-of-patients

Here, nausea and vomiting are also signs but the main ones still breathing issues and a persistent cough

1  XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-04-19

So a bleeding asshole could be entirely unrelated? That could be very concerning to someone who has both coronavirus and blood on their toilet paper

1  BioticAsset_VEGA 2020-04-19

Quite possibly but im no doctor, get it checked out

1  -ColonelMortimer- 2020-04-19

You have hemorrhoids

1  XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-04-19

Also, the respiratory discomfort goes way when you're kinda drunk. Protip

1  paimonite 2020-04-19

The virus probably migrated into your asshole and caused hemorrhoids. Stop sitting on your bussy so much and eat more fiber.

1  XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-04-19

Stop sitting on your bussy

What's the alternative?

1  paimonite 2020-04-19

try and lay on your back for a few days instead of sitting on a chair.

1  XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-04-19

I dont even have hemorrhoids tho