Shout out to that guy I met at a bar one time that got banned from Facebook for being too based. (Not in the MDE way fuck off fugees)
4 2020-05-06 by XalwaysinbadfaithX
Off the top of my head:
-Posted a virgin vs Chad meme he made with the virgin being some local twink mumble rapper he had beef with and the Chad as himself, a metal guitarist who's in multiple bands
-posted a rant about how most m*talheads are annoying elitist faggots, even doing the asterisk thing
-posted an album of pictures called "free ass shots" where he just posted pictures of him sticking his ass out, changing his pants being pictures
-posted a several long minute schizo-tier video of him wandering around his house, clearly fucked up, and ranting about how everyone in the local hardcore scene is a liar and a snake
-posted a shout out to Blair White, "the only tranny I'd fuck while sober"
-a ton of other shit I dont remember right now
Fuck facebook jannies
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1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-05-06
Should have invited him here
3 GameUpBoyHustleHardr 2020-05-06
DAE keep /r/Deuxrama business cards in their jorts and/or ass?
2 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-05-06
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he already is
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-05-06
He's back on Facebook. I just did
1 Goddd-Howard 2020-05-06
Facebook jannies don’t do it for free though
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-05-06
They took something precious from me. That they did it for minimum wage doesn't make it hurt less
1 Goddd-Howard 2020-05-06
If I grab your feet will you feel better? 😏
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-05-06
A little
1 Goddd-Howard 2020-05-06
Buy my OnlyFans first
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-05-06
Not worth it, do coomers not realize hookers are a thing?
1 Goddd-Howard 2020-05-06
Cool it with the antisemitism 😰
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-05-06
Jews are the real master race, that's why God chose them and they rule the world behind the scenes. I may be jealous, but I dont hate them
2 Goddd-Howard 2020-05-06
Neither do I, it’s honestly pretty based
1 HaveSomeRenaWare 2020-05-06
lmao I was thinking that about Blair the other day too.
The bigger question though, is why the fuck are you adding random dudes you meet in bars to your fb?
2 notcyberpope 2020-05-06
This post is peak extremely online guy
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-05-06
He was cool and asked me to add him. Why not?
3 HaveSomeRenaWare 2020-05-06
It's... weird? Dunno, back when I had boomerbook I didn't randomly add people.
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-05-06
I literally dated a girl who added me at random, we had one mutual friend and didn't know each other at all. You missed out
1 HaveSomeRenaWare 2020-05-06
eh, you must be a chad or something lol.
2 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-05-06
I'm really not. It was dumb luck. Her and her friend were adding random guys to laugh at the messages they'd get together but instead of outright hitting on her I sent some bullshit about her seeming really familiar and asking where we know each other from. We talked for like two hours and then I got her number. Rode that high for like three days before even texting her
1 hugemongus123 2020-05-06
He posts "free ass shots" albums, who the hell cares.