r/deuxrama: I bet my moderation status on this pinned post.

I bet my moderation status on this pinned post.

1 2020-05-06 by CasanovaNova

62 comments

1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-06

I’ll unpin after 24 Hours. I want everyone to be able to be happy.

2 AnotherClosetAtheist 2020-05-06

>not selling covered calls on FORD

bro do you even stonks

2 CasanovaNova 2020-05-06

Covered calls introduce artificial confidence.

2 AnotherClosetAtheist 2020-05-06

It's a hedge on a long position that you anticipate to not rise

2 CasanovaNova 2020-05-06

I don’t hold those tbh I like seeing IPO’s and volatility.

I’d elect 4 more years of trump to profit my black constituents further while he predictably ruins the country so I can afford Cali, over “SLEEPY JOE BIDEN”.

2 AnotherClosetAtheist 2020-05-06

We need more Wilson Democrats and more Eisenhower Republicans.

Nobody wants to talk about the politics of what is needed to do with Russia, with them demonstrating offensive pharmaceutical chemical weapons, novel nerve agents, and the annexation of Crimea with gives them warm water ports to our eastern seaboard.

A single fully-loaded Trident MIRV has the range and capacity to wipe out 90% of Russian habitated land, and both parties have failed to push the button.

Also I wish I had bought Apple stocks when Bill Gates was doing it.

2 CasanovaNova 2020-05-06

Put a MERV up their ass tbh

I fear no “man”

1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-06

THANK YOU

My wife may be Russian but she’s not a Gopnik. Imagine even Russians are racially oppressed BY THEIR OWN PEOPLE. If you’re a real man you met women like Asians who speak perfect Russian being from Kazakstan.

You are me in a meta sense

1 silverpanther17 2020-05-06

unpinned within ten hours

1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-06

Didn’t want you all to wait I went to bed early and promised I’d be responsible with my new powers.

8 RenegadeJoeson 2020-05-06

So it is true. You really do have to be retarded to be a mod.

3 CasanovaNova 2020-05-06

You see life differently than everyone smart, paying to learn how to be in a job until retirement kills you when the President lets a virus wipe you out to avoid paying your hard earned retirement.

If being rich is being retarded then I guess I’ll custom make a short bus with bass and take care of autistic kids with my money.

7 RenegadeJoeson 2020-05-06

Dont speak to me as if we are equals

3 CasanovaNova 2020-05-06

I see the circle, you still run the line.

3 deeznutsdeeznutsdeez 2020-05-06

I am no hater, yeah, we in the same whip the only difference is that you do not own it. I can just tell by the way that you drivin' it, I pull up in that car just like it is stolen.

3 CasanovaNova 2020-05-06

Four on the floor who needs more? Traffic in front of me but I still fly the door. Magic with the clutch what else in store? Casanova with the HOVA flow Lambo at the shore.

2 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-05-06

I was wrong about not being willing to hang with you in real life. I'd get kicked out of whatever not-shithole establishment you brought me to if they even let me in in the first place

1 CasanovaNova 2020-05-06

If we don’t get kicked out head first saloon style, are we really living?

3 CriticalAttempt2 2020-05-06

You realize you have to pay capital gains on those right? This is a pretty retarded way of making money long term, but you do you raja

2 CasanovaNova 2020-05-06

I never realize gains until cashed with tax in mind.

I pay an accountant every quarter almost $1k to balance and ensure my taxes are legit and up to date. Got my TrumpBux three weeks ago direct deposit*

Edit* added info

6 Bruhfkin 2020-05-06

💸💸💸

5 CasanovaNova 2020-05-06

Real men can afford to be happy.