Tomboys

You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My tomboy gf will like me. My deuxchad friends like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.

2 TheUnbannable2 2020-05-22

People are attracted to what they aren't. Maybe she wants a bf that she can bully and overpower.

1 TrezzBasedGod 2020-05-22

Has it just begun for manlets??

3 Fulgrim_Deciever 2020-05-22

Tr00mers btfo.

Tom boys 4 lyfe

3 FinitePerception 2020-05-22

Transgenderism and it's consequences has been a disaster for the existence of tomboys

2 atomic_biscuit55 2020-05-22

Every day that passes I get closer to ending it all

2 UnrelentingCaptain 2020-05-22

Tomboy nationalism

3 VzrokDaJeJansaZmagov 2020-05-22

Nationalistic for a place I'm not even sure exists...

2 oainvls 2020-05-22

Tinder is exhausting because of all the obese single mothers i have to swipe left on before i have the chance to swipe right on a short haired queen.

4 kermit_was_wrong 2020-05-22

Sounds like their elo algorithm has you pegged about right.

2 oainvls 2020-05-22

surprisingly, all of my matches are like 8/10 plus, but I live in a relatively sparsely populated area so it just takes a while to find my type

1 Moist__nuggets 2020-05-22

idk y.

Homosex zoomer confirmed.

2 AorticAnnulus 2020-05-22

Lesbians share the blame for this too. Can't cut your hair short without everyone thinking you're a dyke.

2 ason 2020-05-22

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EC7z-TIX4AAK9GB.png

2 TheCorruptedBit 2020-05-22

This CAPTCHA is an instruction. Go ahead and get one.

2 TimGuoRen 2020-05-22

Tomboypussy > boi pussy > girl pussy > boy pussy > mayo pussy > boy butt > girl butt

1 tux_pirata 2020-05-22

Whats the difference between tomboy and boi?

1 TimGuoRen 2020-05-22

A Tomboy is a girl who likes science. A boi is a boy who hates science.

1 tux_pirata 2020-05-22

What

1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-22

I am being serious: none of you are intelligent enough to understand why you're stupid. Usually I'm memeing or injecting a little bit of irony for fun but there is no irony here. All of you, with one or two exceptions, have little more than a thimbleful of political credibility and it stems from your complete inability to think through or research your points beyond coming to a conclusion spoon-fed to you by the culture around you since birth. None of you have the intellectual capacity to question the world around you and at least half of you don't even have the potential to develop it.

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2 mefu63 2020-05-22

beyond based

1 FloatyFish 2020-05-22

TFW no tomboy gf who will initiate lighthearted wrestling sessions that turn into a sweaty fuck sesh

Why even live?

2 Things_Remote 2020-05-22

Homesick for a place I’m not even sure exists 😔

2 poopoocumcum 2020-05-22

To find her 🥺

2 cipherdelic 2020-05-22

imagine the smell

2 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-05-22

I simp for that tomboy from Nathan For You that dated the autist

1 PunishedTater 2020-05-22

They took this from you.

1 FloatyFish 2020-05-22

Can they take something that never existed in the first place? 🤔

6 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-22

Tomboy chicks are usually hypersexual. I only fuck chicks with higher test levels than myself.

4 FirstHawk_2 2020-05-22

Of course goy, you underestimate us?

4 SiNasty 2020-05-22

Homesick for gash I’m not sure ever existed 😔

1 Anatoli667 2020-05-22

(((They))) can take everything, don’t question it.

1 Sarge_Says 2020-05-22

My first every girlfriend was a tomboy. God I miss her.

2 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-22

She says hi bro. We hope you’re doing well.

1 Sarge_Says 2020-05-22

Thanks for doing the seance for me, bro. Ask her what it was like to die of cervical cancer at twenty four and if she still thinks of me from time to time.

4 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-22

😔 I was just trynah be funny, man.

1 Sarge_Says 2020-05-22

It was funny, I laughed

1 [deleted] 2020-05-22

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1 Sarge_Says 2020-05-22

Haha, well at least she's doubly immune to pregnancy, I suppose. Being dead and having her uterus destroyed. (Possibly twice now you've gotten to her) Thanks for the laugh, mate. She'd have really appreciated that humour.

1 [deleted] 2020-05-22

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2 WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-05-22

GGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

1 der_Wuestenfuchs 2020-05-22

You'll see her again in the afterlife.

1 SheriffRickGrimes 2020-05-22

Inshallah Brozzer

1 reetface3 2020-05-22

tfw no tomboy gf to put me in an armbar choke until I fucking die

Give me one reason not to end it all

5 Verocity9 2020-05-22

It might happen someday

5 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-22

armbar choke

...

2 WDEvenWorse 2020-05-22

Quickest way to find someone who wears tap out gear

1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-22

Arm bar while busting a triangle choke is the biz tho for real. Snuggling men is alpha. When I start scooting toward you on my ass, you'd better watch out ☠️

2 WDEvenWorse 2020-05-22

being someone who works better from full guard, this makes me feel like less of a faggot

1 forseti911 2020-05-22

Bro how is full guard even real just stand up.

1 WDEvenWorse 2020-05-22

Fuckin A that’s a fair point

1 forseti911 2020-05-22

I can't believe I fell for the "just pass on your knees bro" bs for the first year and a half.

2 xxNotAPlane 2020-05-22

You fucking moron, an armbar isn't a choke. The only exception is hitting an armbar while holding onto a triangle, but that's still a triangle choke.

1 cubev6million 2020-05-22

not wanting her to do it in a way that'll make you cum to death

1 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-22

have any deuxchads experienced this? also please respond with optimal strategies to initiate such

5 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-22

meet a person you like to look at and who likes looking at you, and who you can stand to be around while they can stand to be around you

get married(optional)

talk honestly and openly about how this is something you want to do

2 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-22

Nice.

1 specialdialingwand1 2020-05-22

then they'll leave you on a whim and laugh in your fucking face because the whole thing was a fantasy that you were stupid enough to believe in. "oh shit, you actually cared about that? lmao. like i could ever really be attracted to someone who cares about things, you fucking faggot"

yeah, sure, they'll pretend that they like that you care for a while. that's part of the joke. it's the way of the foid.

2 SixShooterSound 2020-05-22

Gussy 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

2 snail_baby 2020-05-22

1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-22

That is the joke.

Hell yeah.

2 kitty_milf 2020-05-22

Yeah. This is basically my gf.

We wrestle every day. Sometimes it turns to sex. But it's fun just wrestling in bed because she's dominant and stronger than I. Which is pretty hot. Also, she looks amazing in short hair. She's the best partner I've had. She isn't butch though. Just a little bit andro. I never get a chance to brag about my gf....

My advice to get a girl like this? Be a lesbian. Or find a bisexual girl. Oh and country girls are NOT like this. They're always weird Christian horse girls.

3 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-22

Nice. i am a lesbian male so we’re good

3 kitty_milf 2020-05-22

You jest but I don't see why not. Some people will say you're "valid". There's a lot of women that claim to be he/him lesbians. But if you just look like a guy, they still won't be into you.

2 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-22

thank you for the insight ms milf i will use this knowledge wisely

1 The_Gaardian 2020-05-22

Go to the country there everywhere.

2 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-22

perfect, fuck the cities anyways

6 Melonskal 2020-05-22

This but completely unironically

2 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-22

i wasnt being ironic in the first place, my tedder

6 EasedArmadillo 2020-05-22

fuck the cities

flair isn’t the almighty Ted

????

2 goblincocksmoker 2020-05-22

you’re right

ted > big feminine penis

2 kermit_was_wrong 2020-05-22

Country foids = meth mouth.

2 Sylios 2020-05-22

Perfect if you don't like a toothy blowjob.

1 albietanders 2020-05-22

FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

1 ZolpidemDunmer 2020-05-22

Based social transgender vs cringe SRS autogynophile transgender

1 GrouseAndDislike 2020-05-22

I ❤️ tomboys

2 VzrokDaJeJansaZmagov 2020-05-22

Who doesnt man, who doesnt...

1 ItsyaJP 2020-05-22

Lmao glad I'm not the only one

1 SaveUsUncleTed 2020-05-22

🥵🥵I'd play wide receiver with her quarterback 🥵

1 GWashingtonsGhost 2020-05-22

That's the dream

1 Msmit71 2020-05-22

What happened to bosmer bf

1 GWashingtonsGhost 2020-05-22

Cant like both smfh??

1 Msmit71 2020-05-22

Fair

1 Yanrogue 2020-05-22

do they have those positions in rugby?

2 BlazeBro420 2020-05-22

I'd play fullback with her fly-half

1 SynthGood 2020-05-22

Tomboy > qt trap gf

5 ObamaIsPutin 2020-05-22

anything > trap gf

-1 Cardboard-Samuari 2020-05-22

wrong

12 JohhnyTheKid 2020-05-22

Imagine getting hard over man asshole

2 Cardboard-Samuari 2020-05-22

imagine being attracted to gussy 🤢🤢🤢

what are you? Fucking gay?

8 JohhnyTheKid 2020-05-22

Yes.

1 basementtroll0630 2020-05-22

literally fucking chad and that scrawny mf having a convo

1 Msmit71 2020-05-22

Fucking tomboys is the straightest thing possible. There's none of the f*ggotry that comes with normal w*men and the f*male interests and you don't have to fuck a dude either.

4 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-05-22

Tomboys are mostly larpers that are self aware enough to realize that women aren't people. It's a good cope, but a cope nonetheless

1 _-ctrl-_ 2020-05-22

Gussy 🤢

1 Minecraft_Tryhard 2020-05-22

Wholesome

2 SpyX2 2020-05-22

Chungus Reeves

1 -Kite-Man- 2020-05-22

woah jeez

that's pretty aggressive

1 OPTIMUSL1ME 2020-05-22

Like 80% of female rugby players are insane and bisexual

4 kermit_was_wrong 2020-05-22

And the other 20% are just fat.

3 dom_optimus_maximus 2020-05-22

More than 40% are lesbian and at least 30% obese. The rule of thumb is if you see a hot girl at a tournament you know it is a girlfriend of a male player, rather than a female rugby player.

1 CultistHeadpiece 2020-05-22

Pretty much r/detrans

1 ajwubbin 2020-05-22

That sub is a trip im tellin you what

1 LewfKrad 2020-05-22

Will someone post some drama with this theme? I I’ve never seen this sentiment but would love to.

1 trubluAU 2020-05-22

Tfw no qt tomboy gf who will think she is as good at rugby as men until I spear tackle her and give her a concussion so she never walks right ever again. Why live?

1 Depidio 2020-05-22

tfw no qt rugby tomboy gf to love you forever

I literally can’t take this guys it hurts so bad Jesus fucking Christ I just want a tomboy gf with short hair that doesn’t want to fuck women oh god why does it hurt so bad

1 atomic_biscuit55 2020-05-22

The pain will never end 😢

1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-22

This is nothing but a cope-LARP; “tomboys” are not real, nor would they be a particularly desirable wife were they such.

This truth might be difficult, but, by Allah’s glorious grace, we’re all going to make it.

Mashallah. In your heart you know that I am right.

1 atomic_biscuit55 2020-05-22

Muhammad was a false prophet

1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-22

Infidel cope.

1 Taiyama 2020-05-22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwhq31Vj0aU

1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-22

linking a soygoy yt video to a comment from weeks ago

1 Taiyama 2020-05-22

Attacking the video's source because you can't cope with the fact that your prophet is a fucking sex-crazed pedophile

1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-22

lmao seethe harder

1 Taiyama 2020-05-22

Have fun licking the cum off of Muhammad's robes in the afterlife, buddy.

1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2020-05-22

Dilate

1 loli_esports 2020-05-22

tfw no mio honda gf to Step! into your life

1 MrKearns 2020-05-22

I’m not normally into anime girls but she be lookin kinda cute 👀

1 Gaymaster____Nacelle 2020-05-22

I like boys called Tom, but tomboys, no.

1 itsme8131 2020-05-22

I feel like we lost a lot of Future Tomboys to the Transgender movement

1 cubev6million 2020-05-22

Too bad most tomboys nowadays are manipulated to either become a "lesbo" or a tranny

1 NyanDerp 2020-05-22

It fucking sucks dude. I get people asking for my pronouns far too frequently because I'm a girl with a deep voice and short hair. I'm like, 5'3 and 115 lbs, so it's not like I'm a massive androgynous landwhale or anything to make it ambiguous.

1 AorticAnnulus 2020-05-22

Unfortunately the wokes have managed to reinforce gender stereotypes to the point that short hair = lesbian, transman, and/or some weird non-binary shit.

1 tux_pirata 2020-05-22

Please be in London

1 NyanDerp 2020-05-22

Nah. United States and taken. Sorry homo

1 tux_pirata 2020-05-22

Imagine being a newfag

1 Rabbi_Shekelberg_ 2020-05-22

An intricate and long way of saying you're a total faggot is saying you like tomboys

1 Trendmade 2020-05-22

Tom boys 😁

1 MaybeADragon 2020-05-22

Tomboys ain't real, they're a Jewish conspiracy to give you some hope in this world.

1 Taiyama 2020-05-22

FANG

1 ILikeMultisToo 2020-05-22

Based and tomboypilled

0 MrKearns 2020-05-22

wait do they actually graft fake dicks on themselves? wtf

4 Jannieseatdoodoo 2020-05-22

Yes. They use arm skin to turn it into a tube and induce """"erections"""" by squeezing on their """"balls"""", which ironically would make any man squirm in pain just by imagining it

4 MrKearns 2020-05-22

I totally get the whole right-wing anime Christian thing now

2 Yanrogue 2020-05-22

google search "TRANSTASTIC TALES EPISODE 1: HOW THE SAUSAGE IS MADE"

jim goes into graphic detail, and very nsfw

1 UnluckyFarm 2020-05-22

fake

um sweaty their dicks are heckin valid

0 The_Barroth 2020-05-22

Tfw no tomboy gf

0 stanczyk9 2020-05-22

tfw no tomboy gf to read “Industrial Society and It’s Future” with.