Journalists today have no fucking value. What happened to the ones that went to Afghanistan and Iraq to film, risking their lives? What happened to the ones going to the Balkan’s and Ukraine and Iran? I don’t fucking care about your shitty “trump is a fascist. Here’s how.” I really don’t care dude. You’ve taken an amazing job to have and turned it into whining and complaining about domestic politics this domestic politics that. Shut the fuck up. Please shut the fuck up. You have no power anymore dude. Because you’ve made your job worthless.
I noticed you dropped 4 f-bombs in this comment. This might be necessary, but using nicer language makes the whole world a better place.
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Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser. Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.
I wouldn't date a whore. But they have traditionally provided a vital service. And if they were legal, we'd have less crazy people blowing shit up. It's hard for 'let's get myself killed' to compete with 'hey, let's go get a blowjob' for headspace.
“The lowest depth to which people can sink before God is defined by the word 'journalist'. If I were a father and had a daughter who was seduced I should despair over her; I would hope for her salvation. But if I had a son who became a journalist and continued to be one for five years, I would give him up.” – Soren Kierkegaard
By the end of the year all journalists will be laid off because of covid, and won't be rehired because they'll have figured out that machine learning algorithms are less retarded.
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3 Babinx 2020-05-28
Corona allowing jawline coverup with masks was a net gain for trans peeple.
2 colormebadorange 2020-05-28
You can never defeat my secret “LEARN TO CODE” technique
2 SSoylent 2020-05-28
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2 Joker_IRL_2020 2020-05-28
Journalists today have no fucking value. What happened to the ones that went to Afghanistan and Iraq to film, risking their lives? What happened to the ones going to the Balkan’s and Ukraine and Iran? I don’t fucking care about your shitty “trump is a fascist. Here’s how.” I really don’t care dude. You’ve taken an amazing job to have and turned it into whining and complaining about domestic politics this domestic politics that. Shut the fuck up. Please shut the fuck up. You have no power anymore dude. Because you’ve made your job worthless.
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2 Joker_IRL_2020 2020-05-28
Mods ban this piece of shit thing it’s annoying everyone who tries to make copypasta or is just commenting normally u/rsrfy
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-05-28
More reason to keep it tbh
1 SnapshillBot 2020-05-28
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1 trubluAU 2020-05-28
All journos will be sent to holiday camps
1 JanniesPlzDie4Eva 2020-05-28
Free waterboarding
1 WarDamnStrasserist 2020-05-28
Journalists are lower than prostitutes.
4 I_abhor_redditors 2020-05-28
Imagine being so pathetic that you are lower than literal whores.
3 RedditAdminsHateCons 2020-05-28
I wouldn't date a whore. But they have traditionally provided a vital service. And if they were legal, we'd have less crazy people blowing shit up. It's hard for 'let's get myself killed' to compete with 'hey, let's go get a blowjob' for headspace.
3 I_abhor_redditors 2020-05-28
I would agree with legalizing prostitution, but they still should be treated like dogs in the street.
2 Lord_jyraksiz 2020-05-28
Best of both worlds
1 WarDamnStrasserist 2020-05-28
Start tweeting at journos to learn to suck cock
3 ChapoDestroyer 2020-05-28
“The lowest depth to which people can sink before God is defined by the word 'journalist'. If I were a father and had a daughter who was seduced I should despair over her; I would hope for her salvation. But if I had a son who became a journalist and continued to be one for five years, I would give him up.” – Soren Kierkegaard
1 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-05-28
Ooooh yeah im real scared now, watch out guys the troomer might kill himself with that knife if were not careful!
1 reddit_user_name_2 2020-05-28
It's a troll account......
1 le_ebin_trolecel 2020-05-28
As am i
1 00062aa6 2020-05-28
Oh God, oh fuck it's going to become part of the 40% faster
1 banevader90000 2020-05-28
The nose
1 koloPL 2020-05-28
this is from the firends of journalism satire discord
https://discord.gg/journalism
1 ChestBras 2020-05-28
By the end of the year all journalists will be laid off because of covid, and won't be rehired because they'll have figured out that machine learning algorithms are less retarded.