Turns Out The Dead Jogger Was A Porn Star

1  2020-05-30 by BecauseWeHaveNukes88

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Heh. Some of you Deuxcels are alright. Don't come to DeuxCHAT tomorrow.

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Give me that link stat so I can go over there and make sure people aren't leaving rude comments.

It's been taken down

He couldn't get his dick to work though. Was like 80% soft the whole time

Lol seriously? I would've put an amerimutt in her.

This has to be a photoshop right? lol

It's absolutely real and more proof that reality is a simulation.

Explain the speed of light, dissenters? Why does reality have a cap on speed?

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Are you saying a clown is the godhead? Explains a lot tbh

Things need time to render, stop being so ungrateful πŸ€–πŸŒŽ

It unironically pisses me off that all mainstream discussions about simulation theory say it was made by futuristic humans.

Nigga most likely our reality is to the one above us that Mario cart is to ours

Ever since 2016, our universe is being played by the higher dimensional equivalent of a 13 year old mexican kid on Xbox Live.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

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Well he closed his eyes forever

And? Gross but I don’t see what that adds to either side of the argument.

Argument?

Yeah your right, not argument more or less side.

Nah I was just doing the Burgers? thing from a stonetoss comic lol

Ah

Nah, I came to enjoy MDE full applying Mutt's Law for the 109th time

Mah nigga went crazy on da pussy. He sat there and got stroked while he was soft because he has cardio vascular problems.

So now you're in ONE goddamn porno and suddenly you're a fucking star? That's how low the bar is now?

You see where fucking participation trophies and "(((INCLUSIVTY"))) GET YOU NOW?!?

What's the odds that the cop's wife or daughter was also involved?

Ngl that chocolate is fine