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I sit down on the toilet seat really hard. Then, I grab the bottom of the toilet and pull myself down, until my ass and thighs make a vacuum seal against the seat.
There are three reasons for this:
The slight vacuum makes it easier to squeeze out the last drop of shit clean.
No airborne poop particles, keeping the bathroom clean.
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2 Moist-Ninja 2020-06-03
LMAO at losers using the toilet. I just do my business in my diaper and wait for mommy to come clean me up😋
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1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-06-03
Your toothbrush is covered in poop particles, snappy
1 ThouzandQueerReich 2020-06-03
I sit down on the toilet seat really hard. Then, I grab the bottom of the toilet and pull myself down, until my ass and thighs make a vacuum seal against the seat.
There are three reasons for this:
The slight vacuum makes it easier to squeeze out the last drop of shit clean.
No airborne poop particles, keeping the bathroom clean.
Less smell for the wife.
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-06-03
That works, I'll spare you when I gain power
1 mister_saxobeast 2020-06-03
Galaxy Brain
1 fjsukwpkzvxn 2020-06-03
I Poo
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-06-03
Me too. Close the toilet, you animal
1 mister_saxobeast 2020-06-03
This is a simplified IQ test
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-06-03
I literally beat my nephew until he stopped leaving the lid up. I'm glad I made him smarter
1 colormebadorange 2020-06-03
If you don’t have a Toto S350E that self closes then please get away from me you dirty poor. 🤑🤑🤑
1 XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-06-03
Instead of helping helping your country we should have kept nuking it, fuck off and have children with genetic defects, jap
2 colormebadorange 2020-06-03
Lol I’m american, ur just poor. Go eat with your dookie hands.
1 dont_stop_themusic 2020-06-03
I piss in the sink