I fucking love being homeless

1  2020-06-06 by XalwaysinbadfaithX

I literally don't have shit to worry about anymore. I can go out and do whatever the fuck I want to every day now. I have practically no stress, depression, anxiety, anything anymore. Im in the best shape ive ever been in, both mentally and physically. I ride my bike all over the city all day, got insane fucking stamina now. I got shorties down to let me nut inside them now. I shoot meth all the fucking time and do whatever the fuck it is I have the urge to do, last night I masterbated in a tool shed then climbed a 40' tree and hung out at the top of it just watching nothing for hours.

Life is fucking amazing and I truly mean it

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16  ElAbominacion 2020-06-06

Return to tradition

Embrace homelessness

10  WeAreLostSoAreYou 2020-06-06

*embrace nomadism

4  CRYSTAL_HYPOTHESIS 2020-06-06

im jealous, but i guess i needn't be. anyone can become homeless if they find the power within themselves

4  Kombucha_Slim 2020-06-06

This a copy pasta off r/stims?

I've read this before

4  XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-06-06

Yeah

4  Kombucha_Slim 2020-06-06

What a ride

3  MalignusDeum 2020-06-06

living like a modern day diogenes.

2  southy2016 2020-06-06

If you are homeless how do you go out? Aren't you always out?

0  XalwaysinbadfaithX 2020-06-06

mayo doesn't know what squatting is

2  Aldiaismywaifu 2020-06-06

Congrats, you returned to monke.

1  SnapshillBot 2020-06-06

I will never be with a female who defecates. The whole reason my last girlfriend and I split was because I found out she did, in fact, poop.

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1  texanapocalypse33 2020-06-06

Average deuxchad

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2  texanapocalypse33 2020-06-06

actually go fuck yourself

1  radical_racism 2020-06-06

Cope